If you want to become popular on the Internet, it is a matter of a wind, as long as this wind is hit, no matter what the hell you are, you can become a god.

Although the stupid boss of Siman scattered coins like a year-end bonus failed to make headlines, the top 5 positions are eye-catching enough, and the jokers on the Internet began to follow up automatically, launching a call to buy all tickets to Beitai next year, and netizens have also responded, planning to come to Beitai one month before the Spring Festival every year, and also find a unit like Siman that can get a high year-end bonus within a month of entry.

More than 20 million advertising investment has not been wasted, the Beitai town government has found me, praised me for doing great things for Beitai, other people's contributions are to attract investment, we Siman has done such a show, the number of migrant workers in Beitai in the coming year can at least 10 times.

For the same reason, the old director of the Beitai Nursing Home called me and scolded me, saying that I had increased the pressure on them at work, and so many more people came to Beitai, so they could not come over, and they had to ask me to accompany the nutrition fee. The special forces can't satisfy these old Wang Ba, so I can only call the dean's junior sister Juan, and this is settled.

In such a hot public opinion environment, I made a decisive move, intending to bring a wave of rhythm to the sky, if the plan is successful, within the fifteenth day of the new year, I will have the capital to shoot at the first target of the three major alien organizations in my mind, the Little Hong Kong Fight Association.

The indoor sports field of Jingang Hotel, a set of tennis, indoor football, basketball, Beitai local glass ball and other sports venues, has been cleaned up according to our requirements, and the empty field is filled with a variety of glass coffee tables, porcelain vases and a large number of solid wood furniture.

I called all the executives of the SMAN Group and explained the purpose first.

"The twenty-ninth year of the new year also called everyone, it is really because the company has reached a critical period of transformation, we must go further, as long as we seize this opportunity, I guarantee that everyone will be like the New Year every day in the future!"

The big wolf and the two wolves are both half kobold blood, and they have been frightened by the frequent sound of firecrackers recently.

Other people understand that my arrangement must be free and deep, don't look at it, I took them to lose the recent revenue, but then still maintained a net profit of more than 300,000 yuan a day, and a good day is just around the corner, all the credit comes from my decision-making and judgment.

I couldn't tell them what I really meant, but after some easy to understand it, they thought I was trying to build a corporate culture, reverse our superficial background, and improve the brand to stimulate the expansion of sales channels and customer base.

I said to Dongfang Fuqin: "The way to achieve this goal is naturally not to stimulate the public with year-end bonuses, it is just to attract attention, and the resources in our hands that can really reverse the image and form culture are ......"

I deliberately left a chance to fill in the blanks, and Dongfang Fuqin really understood it at one point: "It's the Chinese martial arts that Master you often talk about recently!"

"And medical skills!" I added: "As long as we can combine Chinese martial arts and medical skills, and make strong confirmations, Siman Group will definitely become a hot IP, and it is not a dream to directly enter a first-class brand!"

No one could believe that Siman Group, which had only been established for more than a month, had the possibility of becoming a world-class brand, and they all showed surprises and suspicions.

Even Dongfang Fuqin couldn't believe it, he asked euphemistically from the side: "Then what should we do?"

I pointed to the video recorder that I borrowed from the oppo flagship store and didn't plan to return it: "Of course, it is still through the Internet, the efficacy of our traditional Chinese medicine products Sman series of health care products is there, people who doubt it can try, and those who benefit will spread it for us by word of mouth, as for our Chinese martial arts, it will be disseminated in the form of the Internet, and the specific model, we can learn from the routines of Yan Fang and Ma Baoguo in many Tai Chi schools." ”

I signaled to the grassroots technician of the company next to me who was in charge of operating the equipment, and the relevant video that went viral on the Internet immediately played on the big screen.

The people present either have special identities or have done big things, and no one usually has the leisure to watch these boring things on the Internet, when the video appears that all the masters perform magic skills such as four or two dialing a thousand catties and a thousand pound pendant, and the students are staggered, and when they touch their hands, they jump up and down like learning that their wives are cheating, scratching their ears and scratching their cheeks, etc., it is inevitable that they will not lose their temper.

Everyone's eyes were straight, and the learned mercenaries talked one after another, saying that this was not a deception to children, and the acting was too fake.

Jinbao Xiaoou saw the joke, and the brothers were so happy that they couldn't stand up straight, scaring the balls away.

The big wolf and the second wolf were a little distracted, and the big wolf muttered, "Was this something that we bitten?"

The second wolf shook his head: "It's not like rabies, it's either psychotic, or it's a new breed of supernatural beings." ”

After the video was played, I repeated it again and again, and I said behind my back: "Okay, the next thing we have to do is very simple, that is, imitate them, I will play the master, and you will play the apprentice." ”

Everyone was very embarrassed: "What is this picture, it's too cheap~"

Of course, for publicity, tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, I have released the news on the Internet, Chinese New Year's Eve Silkman Group will give Chinese people all over the world a big gift, and now the attention is almost the same as the Spring Festival Gala. The gift I want to give is to sit on the practicality of traditional Chinese medicine and Chinese martial arts, the Siman series of health care products are well-known, the promotion of Chinese martial arts has not yet opened channels, and for the time being, I can only learn from this way~" Seeing that everyone still can't afford to be cheeky, I can only persuade again: "I know that this thing is not something that ordinary people can do, and I don't ask you to do it as well as they do. ”

Everyone: "How do you work hard?"

I pointed to the table vase around me: "We have real materials, so we can make a little bit of body when we fall down, not to mention that we have done movie special effects, how can we compare to a stand-in dummy~"

The interests of the company and the general righteousness of the nation, coupled with the promise to exchange the dark money in their hands for real money before May Day next year, persuaded them.

Everyone changed into practice clothes and began to practice in imitation of the content of the video.

The first performance was a jack pendant, which was attended by 30 employees of Jinbao Xiaoou Big Wolf and Siman Group.

They lined up in front of me, with Kimble at the front.

Everyone raised their arms against the backs of their predecessors, one against the other, and a pair of fat hands of Jinbao in the front pressed against my chest. I faced them, leisurely holding the Sman 1 in one hand and the Sman 2 in the other.

At the beginning of the performance, under the unified command, everyone began to exert their strength at the same time.

"Hey!!"

The slogan was shouted, and the strength of more than 30 people continued to be transmitted and superimposed from back to front, and finally all the pressure from Jinbao's body was put on my body.

More than 30 people were really all exerting themselves, and the basketball court was under their feet, which was explained by the screeching sound of the soles of their shoes rubbing against the ground under the reaction force.

But as the final recipient, I only did a few luck breathing movements, but I didn't move at all, and I could smile at the camera lightly: "Tai Chi Shengong Jack Pendant, Siman helps you get it in one step~"

The magic slogan is to create public opinion, and the visual stimulation is still in the push of 30 people who I am fighting on my own.

Am I really good at a thousand pound pendants? In the past, I used to use my true qi back and forth between the soles of my feet and the ground, and I used my true qi how I used it in the Hokage, a reason. But now I don't have a little bit of true qi, so the jack pendant is naturally useless. The reason why I was able to withstand the full pressure of more than 30 people was that in addition to my own outstanding physique, I could really withstand the combined force of three or five people, and the long formation was also the key.

One person can push 150 catties, and two people can push 300 catties side by side, but before and after the joint force, the power will be transmitted and consumed and the cooperation is not uniform, and at most 200 catties can be pushed. For three people, the power transmission is longer, and the consumption in the middle is greater, and it may only push 50 catties more than two people.

Not to mention more than four people, it's okay to pull, and the accumulation of pushing force is not at all what the first person can bear, more than 300 catties of huge force came, and his arm couldn't stand it first.

This theory was first studied by the Beitai bridesmaid group, who found that the narrower the door when the kiss blocked the door, the fewer people pushed the door side by side, and the more difficult it was to push the door open. Especially the old-fashioned wooden door of the old building, which only allows one person to pass through, no matter how many young people you come, you can't push it open, you can only put on a red envelope or an axe.

But the narrow door is not the most terrible, and the door that the best man group is most afraid of encountering is the door that opens out!

So don't look at the long queue, the power that can really be transmitted will not exceed 300 catties, and the rest of the power will be digested by the formation itself, and I can withstand these forces myself, not to mention that there is an anti-theft door in front of me that opens out.

Jinbao himself weighed 400 pounds, and he didn't have to work hard to get there, and the people behind him were so busy that they couldn't push it.

But this is a video, it is going to be put on the Internet, netizens have poisonous eyes, and a single flaw can't escape their eyes.

At this time, you have to rely on Jinbao's acting skills and expertise.

Jinbao pushed my chest with both hands without the slightest strength, but his face was flushed, and his forehead was bulging with high green tendons, which was obviously the strength to burst the blood vessels.

Not to mention netizens this time, even the participants themselves feel that I really have miraculous skills. Hmph, at first glance, it's a young man who has never been married.

The jack pendant performance is over, and the next step is the most visually effective four-two jack link, which is the kind of kung fu where the master flicks it lightly, and the apprentice has all kinds of epilepsy.

This link requires a certain amount of acting skills, and I called the Wen brothers to the front to give a demonstration to everyone.

"Both of them have to be serious, and their hands are slowly touching each other to do enough foreplay. Under my guidance, the Wen brothers raised their hands and slowly approached each other.

"Don't exert force immediately after touching it, hey, yes~ It's like sticking together, and then suddenly exert force, and then it's the performance link, you can imagine that you are caught in a tornado, and your whole body has to move, shrink your legs!

The Wen brothers had slow brains, they didn't distinguish their respective roles, they all thought they were supporting roles, and they all jumped up under my order, and the synchronization rate was very high, so they switched to the two of them.

Everyone was amused, and the cameraman comforted me: "It's okay, this one is not broadcast." ”

I also smiled: "Don't keep it, put it at the end of the show as an easter egg sketch, it can be regarded as a New Year's greeting to everyone~"