Coming to Longwei Jiandao to explore is completely a whim.

Lately, pandas have been a bit bored. He is engaged in civil affairs in the Sea Dragon Kingdom, and is mainly responsible for dealing with the lizard people, and these core citizens of the Sea Dragon Kingdom are ...... Alas!

The first impression these guys give people is that they are stupid!

Panda has seen a lot of stupid people, and one of his senior brothers is recognized as a stupid person, who can only practice stupid kung fu. Although he has a solid foundation, his practical application is a complete mess, and he is always crushed by his IQ in the ring. As a result, he later switched to bodybuilding, but broke out some tricks to engage in bodybuilding, as long as the muscles were trained and the posture was put in place, which required perseverance and hard work and excellent innate conditions, but there were no significant requirements for intelligence.

Because of that senior brother, Panda is very opposed to judging people with intelligence, and he thinks that even if he is a fool, as long as he can find the right direction, he can still achieve something, which is even more certain after he watched the movie Forrest Gump.

However, this group of lizardmen in the Sea Dragon Kingdom really made him doubt his consistent thoughts.

Not only are these guys stupid, but they are also unwilling to use their brains. In addition to their daily food, clothing, housing and transportation, the rest of their thinking is as simple as the weeds in the field, the wind blows, and the wind blows...... All that's left is the uproar.

So, the second question becomes.

The second question is that if these lizardmen are treated as weeds in the field, then what are their "hoots"?

Well, that's it.

To what extent? In the words of Yunero himself, I can try to explain it.

"They never care whether what I say makes sense or not, they don't even think about it, they just know what I say, and then they applaud wildly, and then they carry it out, they don't think about whether what I say is right or not, and they don't even think about whether my orders are feasible, they only care about what Your Majesty says...... The rest? The rest is gone! That's all they have in their heads!"

If someone like Han Feizi encounters this situation, they will probably dance with excitement and shout: "This is my ideal people!"

However, Yune is not Han Feizi.

If someone like Adolf the mustachioed were to be in such a situation, he would probably sing and dance happily and shout: "The splendor of my Great Germany is destined to cover the whole world!"

However, Yunero did not plan to grow a mustache for herself, let alone become the protagonist of online spoof videos, staging programs such as "I came to Hebei Province", "Feed Stalin", "Awesome, awesome", etc.

So he only felt distress.

The people do not want to think, but choose to blindly believe in him, blindly carry out all his commands, and let him think, which is both the glory and the responsibility of the ruler.

The responsibility was too heavy, and Yunero felt that her shoulders were not strong enough to carry it.

Communicating with such people, pandas also feel "a lot of pressure".

So after he worked hard for a while, he couldn't stand it anymore, and took advantage of his position to find himself a quiet job.

Development of Dragon's Tail Pinkam Island in preparation for the route between the Sea Dragon Islands and the Seagull Islands.

It's a job that only travelers can do, because if they want to survive on Dragontail Snaky Island, which has no supplies at all, only traversers who can carry a lot of supplies with their inventory and don't have to worry about food spoilage.

And...... The natural environment of Longwei Jiandao is very harsh, at noon during the day, if the sky is clear, it can be so hot that any stone on the ground can fry steak, as long as you put a steak on a clean flat stone, pour a little oil, and then wait quietly for a while, it will be fried until about three ripe, completely ready to eat.

As for fried eggs, that's not a problem at all.

In fact, on the second day of his visit to Longtou Island, Panda tried to fry eggs and steaks on rocks, and when he succeeded, he showed it off in the chat channel.

Pandaman: On a southern island, I successfully completed the legendary "Sun Fried Egg" and "Sun Fried Steak". Interested friends are welcome to come to Dragon Tail Jiandao to taste.

At that time, everyone was very curious, and many people actually came to try it, and even experimented with their own hands, using the sun-dried stones to fry eggs and fried steaks.

But after a gust of wind, everyone also left, and only the panda remained here.

"That's not bad, either. Looking at the waves on the sea in the distance, the panda smiled and said, "Practicing martial arts, fishing, and looking at the sea, this kind of life is quite suitable for me." ”

His patience is very admirable. More than one person asked him privately, "Don't you feel bored when you live alone on Dragon's Tail Snaky Island".

And the panda's answer is "It's not boring, and it's good to live a quiet life once in a while."

Soon after, the panda was given the title of "plant man".

What does this "plant line" mean? Basically, it is an enhanced version of the "Buddha line." "Buddhism" pays attention to everything according to fate, not attachment and no pursuit. The "botanical system" goes one step further, paying attention to not caring about anything, and living quietly and solitarily alone, like a plant growing in the wild.

But the panda is not a plant after all, and he can't really become a "plant family".

After resting for almost a month, he finally recuperated and felt that he could take on some responsibilities again, and then threw away those real "botanical" resources slimes Anyway, the stone cave for storing water has been completed, and there is no need to worry about wasting resources to go to Longtou Island and continue to be his civil affairs officer.

As a result, as soon as he arrived on Longtou Island, he was caught by Yunero before he had time to devote himself to the construction in full swing.

"What's the matter? When I went to Dragontail Saki Island before, I asked you for leave. Panda asked suspiciously, "And I'm also on official business, exploring a desert island alone, you should give me a special allowance!"

"Don't mention that little thing!" Yunero dragged the panda and ran mysteriously to a room where no one was around, looked left and right for a while, and then took out some charms to block prying eyes and pasted them on the wall, only then he breathed a sigh of relief and said cautiously, "Panda, I think about it...... You're a very reliable, very thoughtful person, right?"

"Reliable, I think I'm qualified, but very thoughtful...... Not necessarily. ”

"Reliability is enough. Yunero nodded repeatedly, "Well, I have something I would like to discuss with you and ask your opinion." ”

"What's the matter?"

Yunero hesitated for a moment before saying, "That...... I'm thinking...... How about I go and ask the king to marry the eldest princess Fisna to me?"