The Dark God of Food first met

- BY Moon Dance

"Dead elves, stinky elves, rotten elves! Ruthless and unrighteous, repaying virtue with resentment, no quality, no integrity! Not a single treaty has been fulfilled, and you actually left me and ran away?! I curse you to become a stone without a mouth in the next life, and you can't eat anything delicious!"

"I'm a lady, not rude. Moon Dance recited the mantra three times in a row, and barely suppressed the anger that ran from the toes to the tips of her hair, not that Moon Dance had a bad temper, but that any elf who knew that an unscrupulous elf who had lived for a hundred years in vain had only left a leaf with the words "Finally free" and said goodbye, I was afraid that I would not be able to resist the urge to curse, not to mention that Moon Dance was a dark elf who was known for his temper.

Although it was an unscrupulous elf who raised Moon Dance, it can't hide the bad fact that Moon Dance has been in charge of all the housework in the 100 years of living together, and is looking for food to feed a certain unscrupulous elf in the dangerous Firefly Forest. In fact, if you seriously calculate that an unscrupulous elf is still responsible for Moon Dance's life in infancy in the first ten years of the elf's career, but the problem is that the elf's infant life is composed of eating, sleeping, and eating, and these ten years can't be counted as a little return. Therefore, Moon Dance directly ignored the past ten years.

Moon Dance stared at the leaves of the tree, and although she recited the word Zen violently, she still felt angry in the sky. He stomped his foot heavily and couldn't help but clench his fists and scream: "I can't bear it! Answer me, great god of contract, violator, dead !!"

It was decided that for the realization of several unequal treaties signed by an unscrupulous elf over the years because of food, Moon Dance decided to leave the Firefly Forest and go to find the treacherous one until she found an unscrupulous elf, and strengthen her faith. (Moon Dance's belief: "Violator, Dead !!")

Moon Dance crumpled the leaves in her hand, packed up everything, and rushed to the vast continent of Aris with Huhu (Huhu: Luminous Leopard, Moon Dancer's mount, the best partner with the Dark Elves, but few in number).

With this walk, Moon Dance discovered a huge problem - she turned out to be a road idiot...... However, Huhu is very clever too, it must know the way. Moon Dance smiled, once again full of confidence in the future.

So, I walked for nearly half a month......

It turned out that the leopard would also get lost and say, Moon Dance looked at the innocent whirring in front of her, and wanted to cry without tears...... When Moon Dance packed up her things and rushed into the Firefly Forest with confidence, she originally thought that her road idiot problem had been greatly improved, but after stepping out of the familiar territory, Moon Dance was very depressed to find that her road idiot's symptoms seemed to be aggravating. When Huhu ran forward with Moon Dance when she was completely confused, Moon Dance was still quite relieved, and gave Huhu full responsibility to leave the Firefly Forest, but ...... Woo, she knew it......

Around, around, around...... Well, there's a river, and it looks like the last time you passed it...... Is it the same one? Why do these rivers look so similar? No matter what? There are trees, but it looks like it's the same as the countless woods you pass by, and even the hill next to it looks like the one you saw last time...... Why doesn't anyone come to mark these trees, mountains, rivers, and so on? Don't you know that there are a lot of road idiots in the world? Isn't it really kind! Moon Dance rode on Huhu and looked left and right, as if the scenery there was almost the same. Woo, I'm so dizzy!

~ Hey, there seems to be a voice in front of me, I don't know if it will be a legendary human, Moon Dance excitedly cast a transfiguration spell on his body, and put a simple mirror spell, excitedly checking the results on it.

Look at the image of yourself in the mirror image, your skin has turned white, your ears have become shorter, your eyes have turned golden, and your pointed elven jaw is gone. The hair doesn't have to change, the original is fine. It feels so strange to look left and right at the mirror!~ But it doesn't seem to be too ugly to say, what appears in the mirror image is a beautiful little human girl. Satisfied, Moon Dance pinched her cheeks, which had been plumped up under the Transfiguration Technique, picked up Huhu, who had performed Transfiguration and turned into the image of a kitten, and ran in the direction where the human voice came from.

Ritter looked at the little girl who suddenly appeared in front of him in surprise, about eleven or twelve years old, with hair as dazzling as silver coins, big eyes that shimmered with gold coins, wearing a suit made of monster skin, which seemed to be worth a lot of money, and holding a kitten in her hand, hey! The one on her finger seemed to be a legendary space ring...... Well, very cute little girl. However, appearing in the Forest of Fireflies, even though it is on the periphery, there may be dangerous monsters appearing!~ Who is so irresponsible?However, maybe it is a noble lady who was separated from her entourage during the hunt, and she should be rewarded for sending her home, right? Looking at this equipment that she doesn't recognize at all, if she is a young lady from the baron's family, she will make a lot of money!~

Or maybe it's a more noble lady...... Ritter now saw a bright future for herself, and when she sent this noble lady home, her family would graciously give him a hundred gold coins, maybe even two hundred, and if she was more polite, she might even seek a position as a treasurer under her father, and she would not have to worry about it for the rest of her life...... Originally, I wanted to try my luck on the periphery of the Firefly Forest, hunting small animals and being lucky enough to pick up a small monster essence core or something, but I didn't expect such a big pie to fall from the sky, and Ritter was silent in his own YY......

Moon Dance looked at the creature in front of him who was obviously caught in YY and drooling, looking like a human male, well, according to the description of an unscrupulous elf, it should be a human!~ Moon Dance shouted "Hello" three times in a row in the continental lingua franca before interrupting Ritter's YY.

Ritter came back to his senses and wiped the corners of his mouth, put on what he thought was the most kind smile and asked cautiously: "Noble young lady, are you lost with your entourage!~ Do you want me to send you home?"

Moon Dance looked at this human male who was smiling very obscenely, grateful to him for finding a reason for himself to enter human society, and couldn't help but follow his words: "Well, I did get lost with my entourage, and I hope to get your help and send me to the nearest person~um~ city, where my retinue will pay you a lot." ”，

When Ritter heard this, he blushed with excitement and said, "Willing to serve you, noble lady, please come with me!~" After speaking, he walked excitedly towards Lomba Town, which is closest to the Firefly Forest.

Ritter raised his head and walked into Lomba Town with a red face, and the guards joked kindly: "Hey!~ Ritter, why are you so happy today that you have picked up the magic core?"

"Luckier than picking up the magic core, I met a lost noble lady, she and her entourage got lost, I sent her back to town, she will pay me a lot!~" Ritter said loudly.

The guard asked suspiciously: "Miss noble, where are you? Aren't you meeting a ghost? You are a lady of the nobleman who plays in the forest all day long? Why should I be a guard when there is such a good chaff?" I go to the forest every day to wait for the troubled lady to be saved. ”

Ritter replied angrily: "Right behind me, are you blind?" Look back again, huh!~ I don't know when, the young lady who has been following me has disappeared!~ Did you really meet the ghost? Ritter scratched his head in confusion......

Firefly snack bar...... Recruiting Chef ...... Negotiable. Moon Dance looked at the door in front of her, looked back at Huhu, who had become skinny after three months of wandering, and then touched Mi's penny pocket, and pushed open the door of the firefly snack bar.

"Excuse me, is this the place to recruit a chef?" Moondance whispered to the crowd who were drinking as she looked at the hall full of people.

Lucina hurriedly ran to Moon Dance and asked, "Little girl, do you want to apply?" Xiao Zheng just went out, why don't you make a good snack for everyone to taste?" Lucina was excited, the recruitment post has been posted for three months, and someone has finally applied for a chef.

"No problem, where's the kitchen?" said Moon Dance hurriedly.

Lucina hesitated and said, "We make snacks here, we want to make them in front of everyone, you can make them in the hall, right?"

"No problem!" replied Moondance confidently.

Everyone looked at the seemingly kind little girl who came to apply for the job with a cold sweat on their heads, since Xu Zheng arrived for half a year, everyone who had not been dizzy for a long time, when they looked at her, they once again experienced the feeling of dizziness that they had not felt for a long time. It's not that this little girl sits obediently next to her and looks at the elephant cat, the creature that looks like a leopard makes people dizzy, anyway, I'm almost used to looking at Lulu, and it doesn't matter how many monsters there are. It's her way of making snacks, looking at the snacks she makes, well, the color, flavor and shape are all wow!

~ However, this flavor is fragrant, but think back to the seasoning she used when cooking...... There's no one who wants to give it a try. Angel secretly listed in his mind several kinds of things he knew: snake berry, a very precious ingredient used by thieves to poison daggers; the egg of the blue spider, although the blue spider ranks ninth among the top ten poisonous creatures on the mainland, it is said that its egg is ten times more toxic; Bicaoru, whose name is ordinary and looks ordinary, but the number of people who die of poisoning due to accidental ingestion every year is the highest number of unnatural deaths on the mainland...... Look at the red abnormal little fruit and those strange things, the color is so bright red and shiny, woo... I'm afraid it's not good. It's all poisonous...... Can this thing be eaten? Highly poisonous + highly poisonous + highly poisonous + highly poisonous multiple superposition, even if you want to poison a dragon, you don't need such an exaggerated cut...... This little girl is really a chef, and she must be a pharmacist from some school.

"Wow, what smells so good, um, taste. Xu Zheng hurriedly ran in from outside the door, and everyone didn't have time to stop it, seeing Xu Zheng grab an egg of a dark blue spider and throw it into his mouth, everyone was petrified......

"Well, it's delicious!" Xu Zheng took a few big bites, picked up another one and threw it into his mouth and chewed, "It tastes really good!"

Everyone looked at Xu Zheng with a convulsive face, he didn't get poisoned after eating this thing, and he was doing nothing as if he was doing nothing, a miracle......

After tasting the taste for a long time, Xu Zheng came back to his senses and looked at the moon dance next to him who was looking at him eagerly with big eyes and asked, "Did you do it?"

Moon Dance hurriedly nodded and said, "Well, I did it, but it's a pity that the materials are not complete today, if you add blood lotus seeds and thorny fish bones...... That's the supreme delicacy!~" The people who came back to their senses continued to petrify......

Swallowing the last bite of snacks, Xu Zheng hurriedly took out the employment contract that had been prepared for three months and said, "Sign it for ten years!~" Everyone continued to petrify......