Most of the philosophy of life is summed up by the old people according to life experience, and then said to the young people, almost any thing, there will be more than one philosophy of life, whether it is food, clothing, housing and transportation, or joy, anger and sorrow, so we can conclude that young people are full of problems.

We're more than 20 years old in a flash, and when we reach maturity, and in such an important leadership position, we have to consider summarizing more experience and philosophy to educate and enlighten others, and we can no longer have to poke Lou Zi around and make jokes.

Especially in the days before the exam is over and the results are not yet out!

The vast majority of people have suffered a lot during this time period.

When I heard that there was going to be an exam, it was all kinds of rejection and all kinds of nervousness, but no one could stop the passage of time, don't say that the fingertips can't be kept, the chrysanthemums are tight, and they can't be kept.

When it came to the review sprint stage, I worked hard, and I couldn't wait to relearn all the knowledge taught by the teacher in the classroom for half a year. As a sparring partner, the parents also stayed up all night with the lamplight, and at the same time planted a seed of hope in their hearts.

Finally came to the day of the exam, in order to be auspicious, my parents bought Nike for the candidates, all of which were the right numbers, and they also bought Xtep for you to give to your classmates who studied well, all of which were crosses. The parents themselves also wore cheongsam, which means that the flag was victorious, but the mother wore it outside, and the father wore it at home.

After the exam, the people who left the examination room with a depressed face are all top students, don't worry about them, at that age of secondary two, this is the most perfect way to pretend to be forked, if you ask him about his results, he still said with a sad face that he didn't play well, then it is the top few results in the school. Do you know what it is like to really fail the exams? They are all jumping up and down with excitement, tearing up their homework and throwing their schoolbags, and even caring about their parents' demands for this and that.

When the results came out, the previous prophecy came true, and the students who were struggling to make a face every day got back a full score of 100, and some of them took the paper with a score of 99 and cried, scolding themselves for their sloppiness, and scolding themselves for being sorry for the expectations of their parents and teachers. The bear child, who had been snorting for several days, seemed to have lost his soul, with a mysterious smile and inexplicable convulsions on his face, because they knew that the seed that his parents had planted in his heart would break through the ground and mature today and grow into one or two feather dusters.

The old-timers of the revolution said, don't look at your fun today, sooner or later you will be asked to pull up the list. I must learn from the lessons and lessons of my ancestors, listen to the teachings of my ancestors, and be a humble and prudent low-key young man.

"Hey~ Zhu Ba, how did you do in the exam this time?"

Zhu Ba said indifferently: "How about love, I didn't study well." ”

I gloated: "Then you're not afraid of being expelled if you don't do well in the exam?"

Zhu Ba's face immediately darkened: "I'm not afraid of being expelled, but I'm afraid that I will leave you~~"

I comforted her proudly: "Hey, who made you study badly, it's destined to be not a person from me, in fact, I didn't play very well, especially the last big question, I was too anxious to answer." Then who ~ Zhu Yi, how did you do in the exam?"

Zhu Yizheng happily kneaded a dough and said confidently: "It feels good, it's all full." ”

I smiled: "Those who fail the test are like you, blindly confident." Hey, in fact, I didn't do well in the exam, and a few questions seemed sloppy. ”

On the second day after the exam, this morning I was running around in the operation room, inquiring about this and asking about that, and telling everyone that I was sloppy and didn't do well in the exam, in fact, I was really worried that I didn't do well in the exam, and I was imitating those students who did well in the exam.

In the end, Fatty Mei couldn't stand it anymore, she called me over and said, "Naochun, if you are really uncomfortable, go back and rest, you can't go to class here." ”

That's right, the top students all go their own way and then guide their classmates to the wilderness, and I am also performing a ritual!

I sighed gloomily: "I'm sorry dear teacher, thank you for your sincere teachings, I'm afraid I will still fail you in the end." ”

Fatty Mei said to herself: "Why is it that every class leader is this virtue?"

It seems that I imitated it very well~

In order to draw the conclusion of the examination as soon as possible and not affect the teaching atmosphere, they began to work overtime after the examination yesterday morning, stayed up all night and spent another morning, and finally finished judging all the papers and posted the final results on the propaganda board at the entrance of the canteen of the college.

Fat Mei announced to us: "That's it for the morning class, the results of the preliminary exam have come out, you can go and take a look, don't worry." Hey, I said don't rush, go slowly... Hehe, squeeze it~"

I have been looking forward to the results as soon as possible since the exam, and when it is time to look at the results, I seem to have suddenly lost all my strength, my legs are weak, and I can't even walk by myself.

In the end, Zhu Bajie carried me all the way to the big cafeteria, and on the way, students from other faculties saw this scene and pointed at us and laughed: "Hahaha, Zhu Bajie carries the masters~~~"

They won't be able to see their grades until their eyes are swollen.

When I arrived at the big cafeteria, the billboard was already crowded with people, and countless new students came one after another.

The Dharma protector next to the pig and the pig shouted in unison: "The chef professional is here in the spring class of the third class a year, and if you don't want to deal with us, get out!"

The chef's profession is not terrible, and the spring squad leader of the three classes a year is not terrible, but the terrible thing is the inseparable 50 best fat girls around him!

At the sound of the order, the onlookers almost pulled up the propaganda board and sent it to us.

When I got closer, the first thing I saw was a report card densely packed with people's names, two meters wide and five meters long.

There are a few big words written at the beginning of the report card: the results of the primary school education mapping test.

I still have a primary school degree, a lot of it, the test is still two subjects of Chinese and mathematics, at a glance, the first half of the transcript is all double hundred. It seems that the school knows very well that the spirit of these degree holders is not very good, and the exam questions are not too difficult.

Zhu Ba carried me on his back, and I patted her on the shoulder: "Go forward, see what this is doing!"

Zhu Ba pointed to the report card and laughed: "Hahaha, we all passed~"

As she took a look at her fingers, she saw that the names of the 50 pig fairies in our class were tied at the top of the list, all of them were double hundred.

Or I always look down on them in my heart, it turns out that they are all primary school education!

After reading their results, the pig fairies were greatly boosted, and they hugged Zhu Ba, who was carrying me on their backs, and walked all the way to the report card of high education.

Next is the transcript of the secondary school education, Zhu Ba did not stop, he was about to walk over with me, I hurriedly stopped, my female apprentice is a secondary school degree, we have to care about it as a teacher.

I stared up and down the list, muttering Oiran's last name as I looked for it: "Sue... Sue... Su ......"

The pig fairies whispered to each other: "The squad leader and his uncle are also in our school, and I have the opportunity to visit the elders together~"

Found ~ middle school education, Su Yun, the subject of the exam: classical Chinese, score: 100 points!

Zhu Ba's pace was too hurried just now, so I looked forward from the last of the report card, and the score went from low to high, and finally I saw her name in the first place.

I'm not necessarily a good student, but I'm definitely a good teacher, and I can make an Oiran who I haven't attended in middle school for a day become the top student in the middle school section, and I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes!

"Let's go, let's go~"

Pig Hachi made a snoring and gasping sound under my pat, but ran steadily and fast, ran to the high school part, and was stopped by me again. The Wen brothers are in high school, and they were exempted from the examination because they jointly published a paper with the vice principal and dean, and I don't know how to say it on the transcript.

I saw those two familiar names at the top of the list, Wen Da Wolf and Wen Erwolf, both with a full score of 100, or the only two full scores among all the candidates in this section.

These two fools can also get full marks in the exam? That's not to compare me, jealousy, I said this is not right, they didn't take the exam~ Is it so reasonable to go through the back door?!

A teacher from the Department of Automobile Mining explained to me from afar: "The students with high school diplomas majoring in automobile repair and excavator took the applied physics papers, and the papers published by them could be used as exams, and they received full marks after being recognized by all school leaders and department teachers." ”

Damn! It's not to lick the vice president and dean who jointly posted the article, this is tantamount to public cheating, there is a vice president and dean to help me answer the paper together, I am also 100 points!

I couldn't get used to these power dogs, so I urged Zhu Ba to hurry up and go to see my results.

But Zhu Ba didn't move, I pulled her ears: "What are you doing? Rebel or not? Believe it or not, I will deduct your recess snacks? As the class leader, I still have this authority." ”

Zhu Ba panicked: "We don't say anything if you beat and scold all day, it's too much to deduct snacks." ”

"Then you should move, look at the results!"

"How can there be a class leader, this is the end. ”

Zhu Ba pointed to the propaganda board for me to see, but no, on the propaganda board behind the high school transcript, all the ordinary school news newspapers and activity notices were posted, and I didn't see the transcript of a high school degree or above.

I got angry and shouted, "It's just lawless, is it an unspoken rule, why don't you have my !!grades?"

At this time, Zhuang Zhiyuan walked over: "Who is making a noise? Oh, it's a student of Naochun, what's wrong?"

I pointed to the propaganda board and asked angrily: "Okay, you old Wang Ba, who has hidden needles in the middle, you have been doing things in the examination room, and now you are doing things again, saying, why don't you have my grades!"

Zhuang Zhiyuan looked at the propaganda column: "Yes~"

"Where?!"

"Here. Zhuang Zhiyuan pointed to the top of an event notice, and we squinted to see that there was really a notice with a small mosquito leg thick.

The pig fairies whispered: "Bachelor's degree, troubled spring, the subject of the exam: advanced comprehensive, ...... grades"

"60 points!"