Chapter 94: Lao Tzu is Your Father!
Men should be cruel to themselves, just like Comrade Lao Zhao.
If he coerced Zhao Hao and forced Zhao Hao to swear to write a guarantee, it would be useless, he could hold it down for a while, but he couldn't hold it down for a lifetime.
But he swore by himself, it was a completely different matter.
Fortunately, Zhao Hao had enough of it, and not killing Zhao Feihu today was already the limit of his patience.
Originally, there was no next time for him, and Comrade Zhao's oath did not make him feel embarrassed.
After reassuring Comrade Lao Zhao, according to the original plan, he began to prepare a big meal.
It didn't turn out to be of much use.
Comrade Lao Zhao was in a bad mood and didn't eat much, so it basically went into his stomach.
......
Clean up the dishes and chopsticks, feed the chickens and pigs, pick up eggs, and bring back the uneaten ingredients by the way to deal with them, and before you know it, twilight is coming.
Greeted Comrade Lao Zhao, Zhao Hao took Wu Neng to the river.
The river is surging and flowing through the ages.
There was a wind blowing from the other side of the river, cool and silky, with moist and cool water, which made people feel refreshed and did not feel hot at all.
The moonlight is very good tonight, and it is bright.
Sitting cross-legged on the river beach, the thunder spear was crossed to his knees, and he was thinking back to the battle scene in the Silver Lake school field today, reminiscing about that shot.
When his thoughts returned, he began to stare at the moonlit river in a daze again.
I don't know how long it took, and with a pestle of his spear, he stripped himself naked, and plunged headlong into the river.
After a lot of swimming, and having enough fun, he finally brought up a big fish that was bigger than everyone else.
"The way of learning, pay attention to one relaxation, proper rest is very necessary, and the practice of martial arts should be the same. ”
"No matter, it's been so hard for so long, relax and relax tonight, Wu Neng, put away your Hadazi, and Dad will invite you to eat grilled fish tonight." ”
“......”
It's such a happy decision, don't do anything else tonight, just be happy and pretentious.
There is no need to command, when he cuts the scales and removes the dirt, Wu Neng will go to collect firewood.
Before long, the flames were ignited, crackling in the night wind, and a little spark flew up, soon disillusioned in the night wind.
Zhao Hao grilled the big fish on the fire, skillfully smeared with fish oil, and skillfully sprinkled with seasonings.
Suddenly remembering that there was still a bunch of poop in his head, he said, "Wu Neng, do you eat?"
Wu Neng let out a low whimper, looking dazed.
Zhao Hao thought for a while: "No, you are a pig, not a dog, and dogs eat." ”
Muttered, as if giving up.
Three minutes later, he said, "No, pigs don't necessarily eat."
The reason why pigs don't eat is because they haven't eaten it, so they don't know that is actually fragrant.
If a pig has eaten it like a dog, you will love the taste of. ”
Makes sense.
With this kind of miraculous logic, Zhao Hao quickly figured it out.
He thought Suneng would like it, and it wasn't really.
Do what you think.
The fish had just been grilled, and it was still some time before it was ready, so he decided to let Satoru try it.
I've had this idea for a long time, but I haven't had time to put it into practice, and now I'm finally free.
His current idea is very simple, he can't die a pig anyway, let Satoru eat it.
As for whether there will be any magical effect......
He also said that he couldn't say well, but it felt like there should be.
After all, it's something pulled out by the martial spirit, and dogs can still grow their bodies after eating, so there's no reason to know that the pile of things in the sea space is worse than.
It's just that the problem comes again!
"How do you get it out?"
"Squatting, sitting, or raising your legs to pee?"
It's distressing.
I've tried various postures, but I don't seem to feel anything other than urine.
After pondering for a long time, his head slapped and he laughed again.
"It's really a pig's brain, and it's not something in the stomach, how can it be excreted through the buttocks?"
"The correct solution should be to open another chrysanthemum door, well, it makes sense, Dad is too smart, it must be like this. ”
"Try it, there are chrysanthemums in the brain, chrysanthemums in the brain, and there is a small chrysanthemum in the brain that has never been cultivated......"
Stupid hehe, there are words in his mouth.
It seems absurd, but I don't want to succeed in the end.
As if the nervous system controlled excretion, with a powerful mental suggestion, a silver vertical line lit up on his eyebrows.
And then one by one, the waste floated out.
The colors vary, including blue, green, silver, black, etc.
There is also a big difference in size, the small sesame seeds are larger, and the large ones are the size of soybeans.
It is these wastes, tangible and insubstantial, like fireflies in the lotus pond in summer, which look particularly beautiful.
Zhao Hao was a little proud.
"Haha, Dad is really smart, he can come up with such a great idea to open the chrysanthemum door with his head!"
He was chattering in his mouth, but he was not slow under his hands.
Under the control of his spiritual power, he soon gathered a handful of floating silver sesame seeds in his hand.
These silver sesame seeds are the product of devouring the soul of the snowflake fish, giving people a cold and comfortable feeling.
"Wu Neng, eat, Dad loves your ......"
With a loving face, Zhao Hao at this moment has a tendency to become a priest.
Wu Neng is very obedient, and he licks it when he sticks out his tongue happily.
"Holy!"
"Zhu Wuneng, can you pay attention to a little personal hygiene when you are paralyzed, do you dare to be paralyzed and don't be so smelly and disgusting?"
“......”
A hand of green slimy saliva, exuding a foul smell, and Nima tried to corrode and paralyze the skin of his white and tender hands, and Zhao Hao's face turned green at this moment.
I made a mistake, I should have thought of it a long time ago!
To deal with this kind of unhygienic bear child, you should not be polite at all!
Originally, he was going to feed the same, and by the way, he observed the effect carefully, but now he was so disgusted that he had no idea on the spot, so he quickly ran to the river to wash his hands.
Feeling that it was not good, he stripped naked and jumped into the river again.
When he came ashore again, he was completely stunned by what happened.
"Goon?"
"Wu Neng?"
"Are you okay, don't you scare Dad?"
“......”
The voices were trembling.
He didn't even bother to get dressed, and he ran up with his bare ass shaking the birds.
It's so cool!
The night breeze blew through the wet body, the buttocks were cold, and the birds were also cold.
It's not as cold as the heart.
Wu Neng screamed so miserably, he had never screamed so badly when he faced Butcher Zhang before.
It seemed to be in great pain, not only knocking over the grill, but also trampling on the campfire.
Zhao Hao was so scared, he was afraid that it would be burned out and turned into a roast pig.
But in fact, at this time it seems that it is not afraid of fire.
Its body looked strong and tall.
Its gray fur now seemed to have turned into steel needles, and it hurt to look at it.
The little eyes became larger, the color of fiery red, full of madness and cruelty.
The four pig's trotters actually grew claw blades, and the cold light was shining, which was scary to look at.
actually grew two fangs facing the sky, which looked fierce.
This is such a realization ability, at a certain moment, it actually stood up, and after two roars, it crashed towards Zhao Hao.
Now Zhao Hao is unhappy!
Originally, I was still a little sorry and anxious, but this would only be annoyance.
Facing Wu Neng, who was rushing over, he didn't even think about it, he flew up directly and scolded: "Pretend that your sister is neurotic? Lao Tzu is your father!"