I can't remember how long I've not had insomnia, unless I don't want to sleep, or even if there is a life and death situation the next day, I can sleep on the ghost bed the first night.

But last night I really didn't close my eyes all night, which has nothing to do with sleeping too much during the day, it's all because my top bunk is Jinbao......

More than 400 pounds of goods are piled on top of my head, and those hanging on the side of the bed are enough to shoot me to death.

When they go to school, many people have classmates who are very fat and fat, and they can't talk about discrimination or non-discrimination, but they will take care of them in a special environment. For example, running and jumping in physical education class or something, the physical education teacher generally asks the students of the special body to forget it, which not only delays the time but also makes a fool of itself, which has a bad impact.

So I don't understand, why do you have to choose a top bunk when you say that you are a special teenager who wants to be so strong? Have you thought about other people, have you considered for the bed?

In addition to Jinbao's high-pressure threat, Xiao Ou's kid didn't stop, gritted his teeth and farted his mouth, and he almost sleepwalked to sharpen his knife. The most annoying thing is that he not only talks in his dreams, but also speaks very clearly, and the exaggerated ones also have a plot, last night he said in his dream that he was talking about an ancient march and fighting, and the horseshoe acoustics, quack, croak and chirp~ It is more like a storyteller, and I am fascinated by it.

There are also Dandan, this goods were picked up by Xiaoou from outside, the landlord didn't allow him to have pets here, this teenager who gave birth to a perfect villain face simply paid an extra 100 yuan a month to help Dandan's rent, so Dandan, as an official tenant, also has a bed, which is Xiaoou's upper bunk, which means that I don't even have the opportunity to change beds.

The only way out is to change beds with Jinbao, otherwise I can only check out and move, I really can't bear this sense of oppression.

Fortunately, Xiao Ou got up at 4 o'clock the next morning, he woke up Jinbao and Dandan, and the brother sneaked out without washing his face.

Do whatever you like, I can finally make up for it.

The high pressure of the night made me physically and mentally exhausted, and I quickly fell asleep as soon as I relaxed, and in my sleep, along with Xiao Ou's story last night, I came to an arrogant ancient battlefield, and the hot-blooded soldiers galloped and killed, which was very enjoyable. The sense of substitution of this product's dream talk is too strong, and next time let him tell a paragraph that the TV station will not allow the broadcast website to write.

After a good night's sleep, I was awakened by a wave of heat and strong fragrance, and at first glance it turned out to be my three roommates who had returned and were cooking hot pot in the living room.

The old-fashioned bronze hot pot, which is two sizes larger, was burned to a green and red color by charcoal, and the hand-cut lamb slices were thick and large, and they immediately folded up when placed in the boiling water, and they looked chewy.

Xiao Ou carried a big bag, one by one into the pot of meat, as soon as the meat was cooked, Jinbao used chopsticks to pull 360 in the pot, as if picking out a football, eating scary and gluttonous.

Xiao Ou took advantage of Jinbao to nibble on football, and he also fished a bowl full of meatballs and meat slices, and muttered while eating fiercely with a fierce expression, which was hot and fragrant for a while, just like a bandit bully.

Dan Dan seems to be afraid of charcoal fire, unwilling to move forward, shrinking at a distance, savoring a plate of braised silver carp head in sauce, I haven't had a cat, don't lie to me, is there such a way to enjoy it?

In the early two days, almost three days, I ate five steamed buns and a bowl of tofu brain, and I am so hungry that I wish there was a strange shape in my stomach.

Looking at this brother's style, how can I bear it.

I couldn't care about maintaining a cold image, so I squeezed out a smile and leaned over: "My dear roommate is back?

When Xiao Ou saw me, he grinned and spit out the meat he had just put in his mouth back into the bowl, and said to me: "Brother Naochun is awake, you can come and eat some too." ”

I happily picked up a pair of chopsticks: "Eat something, eat something." ”

Xiao Ou muttered while serving meat for me: "After a day's work, the weather is cold, I can't make up for it if I don't eat some hot food, no matter how tight the economy is, I have to improve the food often, anyway, it is the AA system of the meal, and this meal is only 300 ......."

I put my chopsticks down: "What's that... I won't eat it. ”

Xiao Ou was stunned: "What's wrong?"

I was embarrassed and said, "We don't look up and see you when we look down, I don't pretend to be a calf with you." To tell you the truth, my eldest brother hasn't found a job yet, and now he has more than 100 yuan in his pocket, which is not enough to squander with you. So you two can improve as much as you want, and I'll just do it with DandanA. ”

Xiao Ou smiled: "Hey~ Look at what you said, big brother, don't you treat us as your own people, when heroes are short of breath, I will become a big thing when I see you, and I believe that you will be able to get through it soon." If you don't dislike it, then I'll invite this meal, don't talk about this meal, you can invite it every day in the future, big brother, you just have to eat!"

When I'm a chick, I have a short mouth, and you're going to raise me.

But our artists are bold, if you are willing to invest, I may not give you a return, eat it first, and then say, if you are cheap, you don't take advantage of the bastard!

"Then the eldest brother won't pretend to be with you, let's deal with it slowly in the future, my brother won't forget you when he gets up." Saying that, I took the bag of meat slices from Xiao Ou's hand, and provoked Jinbao while cutting the meat: "Brother is very fierce in eating, let's compare?"

Xiao Ou may have never seen someone like me who can let go, and he can't react a little. Jinbao didn't expect me to interact with him, and he was stunned.

The two of them were so stunned, I had already adjusted the sauce and rinsed the meat, fished a full bowl, and then filled the pot with a lot of green vegetables, not giving them the opportunity to continue to eat the meat, and when they came back to their senses, I had already killed a pot of mutton with half a bowl of sauce.

"What are you two looking at, eat~" I said as I sandwiched the ripe greens to the two of them, filled their bowls, and then began to pour the meat again.

The ability to fight for food at this table was honed in the years of living with Xichun, and in order to survive, it is impossible not to practice.

The second half of the whole meal was under my control, and Jinbao and Xiaoou basically didn't have a chance to touch the meat, except for the green vegetables, which were vegetarian meatballs. At first, they wanted to struggle a little, but soon found that my ability to control the overall situation of the rhythm was terrible, and the more I resisted, the greater the backlash, and in the end I had to give up, and I ate whatever I wanted.

I killed at least 3 catties of mutton in this meal, and finally the chopsticks leaked through the plastic bag, and I noticed that the meat had been eaten.

Leaning back on the chair, he breathed a long sigh of relief with pride: "I'm full, I'm full." ”

Xiao Ou picked up the plastic bag and looked through the hole in the bottom, his eyes were like a killer peeping at his prey through the wall: "Brother Naochun, you are really a strange person~"

I was a little embarrassed to be praised and joked, "I was an athlete, and I ate a little more than the average person." Brother, don't take what you said just now, you can take care of the food in the future, you can't afford it~"

I'm half-truthing, I know he said politely before, how can anyone keep inviting you to dinner for nothing.

But Xiao Ou's reaction surprised me, and he almost threw himself into my arms with excitement: "Big brother, let's do it with my brother, make sure you have what you want!"

I was stunned: "What are I going to do with you? What are you doing?"

Xiao Ou asked Jinbao to clean up the table, pulled over the chair and sat next to me, and said earnestly: "Big brother, don't you come to Beitai to eat?" But you may not know that most of the manual work here is manual work such as labor, and other jobs are not easy to find, not to mention, and the income is still less. ”

"So I suggest you just follow me, we don't have a subordinate or a superior, it's a partnership. ”

I said it's not a problem, the question is what are you doing, look at your face, it's not a good stubble, just now eating meat is like eating people, killing people and selling goods I'm with you?

Xiao Ou smiled: "Big brother, don't be joking, how can my brother have that courage." My job, it's quite avant-garde, I told you that you may not understand, in fact, I'm an anchor~"

Anchor: Is this avant-garde?

I don't understand, I created the most popular live broadcast platform in history in the online game world, and I am also one of the popular anchors on the list, and I pretend to be avant-garde. It's really a class to get an axe! Yumen controls the water! Close the door and play with a knife! Lumen cheats!

I was mocking and humble in my heart: "Anchor, I'm not familiar with it, I've heard of some, brother, which platform are you?

Xiao Ou said: "I am a rookie anchor, I dare not go to a big platform, and now I am developing on a small platform, and my popularity is not high, but my income is okay." ”

The popularity is not high, the income is not low, and the anchors with relatively niche live broadcast themes are generally like this.

"Then what is the content of your live broadcast? Don't say I guess ha, you fancy my meal so much, you won't be a big stomach anchor, right? It must be, the amount of food of the Jinbao brothers is definitely enough, and the combination of you two is very effective~"

Xiao Ou was amused by my speculation and laughed evilly: "Big brother, you have a lot of ideas, I can really try it when I go back." But I'm not a big stomach anchor, I'm a well... Adventure streamer. ”

"Adventure type, the kind of deserted village tomb?"

"Pretty much, this kind of show comes in relatively quickly. Xiao Ou said seriously: "Big brother can also see that Jinbao and I are a fight, we have always wanted to find a person with a tall image and temperament like the eldest brother to work together, and our image is not good to attract female fans." You have been an athlete, you have such a large amount of food, you must be in good health, and it has helped us a lot in our expedition. ”

I hesitated, in fact, I have been moved, I am now really troubled by economic problems, if you rely on your own to solve, in a short period of time except to be a laborer really there is no more reliable way, only the labor is a day to count the money.

If it is a cooperation with Ou Jinjin, even if it is a monthly settlement, at least the problem of food and clothing and accommodation can be guaranteed, the anchor's work is decent and not tired, and I have relevant experience, maybe I can stand on my own after mixing with him for a while, people can see it, saying that my image and temperament are high, and I am very suitable for female fans to eat soft rice.

"That's... How do you get paid?"

Xiao Ou gave a thumbs up: "Big brother is quick to talk, I like you as a bright person." Then let's make a board now, you follow me, and I will share 20% of your daily net income!"

"Sancheng?"

"Deal!"

"Brother, rejoice!, when will we start broadcasting?"

"Don't be in a hurry, I'll let you be on the show tonight!"