Chapter Fifty-Eight: A Tough Aunt
As soon as the white ape successfully transformed, he broke into the battle group, grabbed the two white people and threw them to the ground, the two immediately fell into a mess, and the white ape threw the two on the third person, and the three of them suddenly fell together.
As soon as the white ape joined the battle group, Zhou Xiaofei immediately became relaxed. The three white men looked embarrassed under the white ape's attack on the left and right, disorganized, and powerful.
The three of them looked at each other and immediately retreated and fled at the same time, moving quickly.
The white ape has not come out for a long time to move, and has already held back its anger, crushing and chasing like a tank, and the three white people can only scatter and run.
Zhou Xiaofei made a gesture and shouted, and the white ape came back. Zhou Xiaofei patted his belly, and the white ape turned back into a little monkey and bared his teeth at Zhou Xiaofei. Zhou Xiaofei took out a fruit, and the little monkey quieted down.
Liu Yun and Erya ran over: "Xiaofei is okay, right?"
Zhou Xiaofei looked at the blood stains on his body and felt that they were all trauma: "I'm fine." Erya called someone to pick us up. Erya agreed and got in touch.
Liu Yun said: "They ambushed here in advance, and it seems that they planned to leave early." ”
"They temporarily called me to the police station in Ning City to delay time so that they could arrive in time to intercept me here. After Zhou Xiaofei pondered, he seemed to think of something.
"I'll find someone to check on Qiao Si right away. Liu Yun picked up the phone and made arrangements.
After a while, Liu Yun came back: "Qiao Si is dead." ”
Zhou Xiaofei was very surprised: "How did you die?"
"The vendetta of the rivers and lakes was slashed five times, and one knife cut an artery, and he died of blood loss. ”
"It seems that they are moving fast. Zhou Xiaofei was even more convinced that this was a premeditated action against him.
Erya said, "Let's wait at the intersection." ”
Liu Yun said: "Let's go, I want to deal with the aftermath, and I'll contact you if I have something." Liu Yun and Erya waved goodbye.
Zhou Xiaofei and Erya came to the side of the road to wait for the car, and when they saw that there was no one around, Erya grabbed Zhou Xiaofei's chest and clothes, and said viciously: "Stinky boy, you are finally back today." You say, why didn't you say goodbye in the first place?"
"If I don't tell you, I'm afraid that you will follow me if you know!" Zhou Xiaofei said honestly.
"Who are you, I'm going to follow you!
"I'm afraid you'll hit me. Zhou Xiaofei said this sentence without the slightest expression of embarrassment.
"You're not afraid that I'll hit you right now. ”
"You're not my opponent now!" a smile appeared on Zhou Xiaofei's face.
"You ....... Erya's little face turned red, and Zhou Xiaofei even felt that Erya looked better when she was angry.
Erya threw Zhou Xiaofei to the ground with a back fall and straddled Zhou Xiaofei's waist. Although it was winter, Zhou Xiaofei could still feel the amazing elasticity of Erya's buttocks.
Zhou Xiaofei stopped the little monkey who wanted to come over and help squeak.
"You're not so desightful, are you?"
"I want you to take care of it!" Er Ya said and punched Zhou Xiaofei a few times.
"Ga" An SUV car stopped next to Zhou Xiaofei, and the door opened.
"Stinky boy, it's not dark yet, it's a cave on the road, and you can do it. An older beauty walked out of the car carrying a mountain knife.
Zhou Xiaofei and Erya hurriedly got up: "It's not what you think, auntie." ”
"Could it be that Er Ya took the initiative first?"
The second girl stomped her feet angrily, her face like a red cloth.
"Where are those who kill a thousand knives, watch the old lady fight with him for three hundred rounds!" Long Yi waved his big knife, and his momentum was violent.
"Ran early. Zhou Xiaofei saw a middle-aged man walking out of the cab, and ran over happily: "Master, why are you here?"
"Ran away, count them lucky!Huh, how can there be a monkey here?" Long Yi threw away the mountain knife and walked over to touch the little monkey's head.
"Don't!" Erya shouted.
Zhou Xiaofei looked back and saw that Long Yi was grabbed by the little monkey's wrist and thrown twice in the air.
Zhou Xiaofei's figure flashed and disappeared into the local area. Then, a figure in the air caught Long Yi and slowly fell to the ground.
Long Yi was shocked, and said angrily: "Where did this monkey come from, catch it back, I will eat monkey brains at night to make up for it!"
The four people and one monkey sitting in the car were speeding on the road, and Zhou Xiaofei's master Zhou Jianfei was slender and had a handsome face.
Zhou Jianfei, who was driving, said: "Xiao Fei hasn't seen him for a few years, his kung fu has improved a lot, and the master is not your opponent anymore." ”
"No, you don't want to think about it, Xiao Fei is my Long family. It's better than a piece of cake for you!" Long Yi said proudly.
Zhou Jianfei didn't refute when he was robbed, but only coughed dryly to hide his embarrassment.
Zhou Xiaofei hurriedly said: "Thanks to the master's teaching for so many years, I am where I am today." ”
Zhou Jianfei nodded with a smile.
Erya pouted slightly, the boss was unhappy, he was used to bullying Zhou Xiaofei before, and it seemed that he would only be bullied in the future.
Long Yi seemed to see Erya's thoughts, and said: "Xiaofei has been bullied by Erya for more than ten years, and this feng shui takes turns, and you will only be bullied in the future." Long Yi couldn't help but laugh when he thought of the happy place.
The second girl glared: "He dares!"
"Xiaofei, I support you, bully Erya every day, and bully her for the best life!"
"Auntie, why are you like this!" Erya began to be coquettish.
"I'm turning my elbow inward, rightly so. Long Yi Zhenzhen said.
Zhou Jianfei couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.
Zhouzhuang is located in a hilly area, and the village is built in a small mountain col, which is divided into two villages, east and west. The mountains are full of bamboo and fruit trees. When Zhou Xiaofei and others returned to the East Village, some villagers had already come to greet them, and they were smiling and happy
"Xiaofei!" A strong man holding a little boy came over and hugged Zhou Xiaofei tightly, squeezing the little boy into crying.
"Xiaohu, do you have children?"
"There's no way, the family is urging it. Xiaohu explained.
"Okay, you little tiger, do you regret marrying me. A slender woman twisted a handful of soft flesh from the little tiger's waist and carried the child over.
Xiaohu was in pain and quickly begged for mercy.
Zhou Xiaofei rubbed his eyes and said uncertainly: "Are you a tiger girl, how did you become so slim?" He remembered that the tiger girl used to be a little fat girl.
Hu Niu smiled: "Why is this bad?"
"Yes, of course!"
"The village chief is here!" everyone quieted down and made way for a passage.
A thin old man walked over with his hands behind his back and looked at Zhou Xiaofei carefully.
"Village Chief, are you okay?" Zhou Xiaofei hurriedly greeted.
The village chief patted Zhou Xiaofei on the shoulder: "It's good to come back!" turned around and left with his hands behind his back.
After the village chief left, it became even more lively.
At night, Zhou Xiaofei's bedroom.
Long Yi was giving Zhou Xiaofei something and asked, "Tell me about the situation outside in the past few years?"
Zhou Xiaofei knew that Aunt Xiao didn't know many things, and Old Man Long didn't look for her, he just wanted her to live a normal life.
"There's nothing to say about my business, auntie, I'll give you a good thing?" Sure enough, Long Yi was interested, so he didn't ask.
"What's good?"
Zhou Xiaofei took out a Zhuyan Pill and said to Long Yi: "This is Zhuyan Pill, which can stay young forever and never age...... ”
Before he finished speaking, he was snatched by Long Yi to watch: "It's really so amazing!"
"Of course, if I lie to others, I won't lie to you!"
"Also, why is there only one?"
Zhou Xiaofei rolled his eyes: "You think it's broad beans?"
"Then give me another one!"
"One of these Yan Dan is enough, and there is no need for a second one. Zhou Xiaofei explained.
"I want to give your master one? If in a few decades, I am still a little girl, and your master is a little old man, do you think he will commit suicide because he is not worthy of me?"
Zhou Xiaofei's face twitched a few times, and he gave Long Yi another one: "Why aren't you married yet?"
"He didn't propose to me!" Long Yi was a little shy.
Zhou Xiaofei's eyes widened: "He never proposed to you?"
"I had it more than ten years ago, and I beat it up. There will be no more. Long Yi told the truth.
Zhou Xiaofei looked at this unreliable aunt and was speechless for a while. He rolled his eyes and said, "Then why don't you talk to him?"
"That's embarrassing. ”
"You can ask him why he didn't propose to you, or there must be some other woman out there. Zhou Xiaofei didn't think it was a big deal, and began to provoke.
"He dare! No, I'll ask him now. It's against him!" After saying that, he walked away in a menacing manner.
"Auntie, you haven't laid the quilt yet?"
"You can make do with it yourself, my mother is not free now!"
Zhou Xiaofei hummed a little song, gloating and thinking, the master is going to be unlucky today.
Sure enough, Zhou Xiaofei came out to exercise the next day, and saw that his master Zhou Xiaofei had a little bruise in one eye. Zhou Xiaofei wanted to hide, but was stopped by Zhou Jianfei: "Did you say anything to your aunt yesterday?"
"No, my aunt was very happy when she went out yesterday. Zhou Xiaofei was talking nonsense, very vigilant.
Suddenly, Zhou Jianfei grabbed Zhou Xiaofei's shoulder. Zhou Xiaofei had already taken precautions and quickly dodged. The two of them are going back and forth. The two used to practice against each other, and they were very proficient, and gradually had the feeling they had back then.
Zhou Xiaofei's fist turned into a claw, attacked a few times in a row, and then distanced himself from his master Zhou Jianfei.
Zhou Jianfei pointed at Zhou Xiaofei's nose and scolded: "Okay, you stinky boy, your aunt told me, you said that I have a woman outside." You unfilial apprentice!"
"No, how could my aunt betray me?"
Zhou Jianfei said proudly: "I have learned all the tricks of your aunt for twenty years. To this day, if I still can't deal with it, these decades will be in vain. ”
"Then how can your eyes be like this?"
Zhou Jianfei immediately burst into a rage: "It's not because of you, a stinky boy, it's really hateful to sow discord." Your aunt came up yesterday and beat me indiscriminately, and I can't fight back yet!"
Zhou Xiaofei dodged several sneak attacks from his master and asked, "Master, how did you let my aunt let you go?"
Zhou Jianfei knew that he couldn't beat Zhou Xiaofei now, so he didn't chase after him.
Zhou Jianfei straightened his clothes and said, "Okay, don't run, you're about to change your name to my uncle." After saying that, he laughed and turned to leave.
Zhou Xiaofei stood in place in a daze, stunned for a few minutes. Well, they are villains in vain, and they have become a family.
"Damn, I have to hurry up and congratulate my aunt in advance. ”