I'm an eel variant... Fickle people, when I was five years old, my dream was to pop a glass ball out of Xintiandi, when I was six years old, my dream was to play piaji and play my own piece of the sky, and when I was seven years old, my dream was to inherit my father's business and dominate Beitai Primary School. Bayi Chinese ≤≤=.≥8≠1≥Z≤=.≈C=OM

I'm sure many people have similar dreams like me, such as being able to play the arcade every day and sleep in every day. But as you grow older, when you have the ability to realize these dreams, you will suddenly realize how naïve these things that were once unattainable and unattainable are in your own eyes.

It's been more than a year since I traveled to the world of Xianxia, and now whoever asks me to play the glass ball again I must be anxious with him, because I already have the strength to achieve greater goals!

This time I entered the Purple Mansion for a vacation, my first goal was to abandon all distractions and fight with Xichun for 100 days! This is also my dream when I had an affair with Xichun. But I couldn't hold on, but this time it wasn't because I was fickle, my body couldn't bear it, and I was defeated in 3o days.

successfully concealed Xichun on the grounds of personal safety, Luo Fatzi and I hid in the northeast open area of Zifu, and found the innocence of the past.

In the past month, Xichun really didn't bother me in any way, and we drank and had fun every day.

In terms of entertainment items, if you want to be idle, you can kill time with Luo Fatzi's stand-up comedy and storytelling; if you want to be lively, under my instruction, Li Xi has refined an elixir that can make people happy. After taking this medicine, in addition to making people excited, it will also produce an illusion, that is, it is pleasing to everyone, especially when you look at yourself in the mirror, you feel that you are so handsome that you have no friends.

Although it is possible that this is not a delusion.

Based on these effects, we named this elixir "Fengshen Ruyu Dan".

Don't worry, it only took me two days to teach Lingjiao b-box. Lingjiao, this goblin, studied it by himself with a little dialing, and actually enjoyed it, making progress and flying, and now two pieces of mouth skin and a dog's tongue are top of a band, the only drawback is that its mouth full of fangs and teeth is too large, and the spit is terrible. For the sake of the performance, I persuaded it to undergo Li Shi's dental plastic surgery. Now Lingjiao has another mouth, full of big white teeth neatly and neatly, and he smiles like a black star, but the overall temperament is closer to a husky.

In addition to these, Luo Fatzi also successfully blended a new wine suitable for daily drinking with jade liquid agar puree, which not only tastes beautiful and mellow, but also has a strong nourishing effect, except for the strength of the wine without any side effects, although Shen Yuan Xian Brew can not be said to be a fake wine compared to it, but it is equivalent to the inferior quality of the cellar.

Based on the characteristics and origin of this sake, I named it "Purple Mansion Jade Liquid".

On this day, I swallowed "Fengshen is like a jade pill", drank "Zifu jade liquid", listened to b-box, and played all kinds of crazy games. When you are tired of playing, you can rest and rest, just have Lingjiao to get together, and you can also rub a few rounds of mahjong, this day is much more interesting than being tired of being in bed all day with Xichun.

"That's why I said, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, if you have a family in the future, you can't forget me, or I won't clean up your family!"

"I'll eat! Sect Master, you have extra instructions, why does the fat man delay for so long and still don't get married, isn't it just to spend more time with you, Shijo!"

"I eat too! What the sect leader and the bishop said makes sense, but I am the young master of Shennong Mountain, and it is necessary to get married, but I promise that as long as the sect leader gives an order, I will bring my pants over when the child is halfway through!

Crash!

Lingjiao pushed down the cards in front of him, raised the four fingers of his left paw straight, and then arranged the four into his own card type.

The three of us got closer to check, Lingjiao's deck of cards was in order, and there were no flaws in a single clip of four ~

Li Yan scratched his head: "Let it win again, it's all my fault." ”

Luo Fatzi applauded: "You are worthy of being the god pet of the lady's family, the fat man admires, you will be my idol in the card industry in the future!"

I snorted and shuffled the cards: "Don't play, don't play, it's getting dark, let's drink, fat snake, I let you practice the electronic music well, I'll take a look." ”

Really, the rules of mahjong were changed by me, and I still can't play them, and I will start playing the glass ball tomorrow, and I don't believe that my famous skills in Beitai can't beat them!

I personally stir-fried four small fries, Lingjiao licked the big white teeth to help get a roasted whole sheep, Luo Fatzi brought a large jar of "Zifu Jade Liquid", and then Li Shi grated the "Fengshen Ruyu Dan" and mixed it into the wine.

Get high!!

Four wooden cups collided, and the "Zifu Jade Liquid" wine with a faint silver light was stirred out of the cup, and the three of us raised a glass and drank it, and the mellow and powerful wine suddenly rushed to the Tianling cover, and the medicine strength also followed, and we had a tacit understanding to pretend to open the Tianling cover together, and the mouth was followed by the sound of the train whistle: "Woo~~~Woo~~~~"

"Hahahaha~~~"

Then there was a burst of laughter, and then the lamb was torn to suppress the wine.

"Knock knock, knock knock~"

We were eating, and a burst of rhythmic drums suddenly burst out of Lingjiao's mouth, which was about to start its performance!

I applauded wildly with Luo Fatzi Li Xian, Lingjiao took advantage of this wave of rhythm to raise his paws and buckle a plate of dishes, and then buckled the empty plate to his head, even covering his eyes, the shape was funny and riotous.

"Knock!knock!knock!knock!!"

First a deep bass drum brews the atmosphere, then ......

"Quack Quack !! Haci Haci Haci !!"

"Poof~~~~~"

Lingjiao suddenly made a panicked and strange sound, which made us who were originally full of anticipation squirt out a mouthful of wine.

"No, I said what you should do, I let you practice B-Box, not a stupid beep who plays a vulgar duo. ”

Luo Fatzi and Li Shi clapped their palms and laughed: "Ahahaha, the contrast is cute, it's ridiculous to kill me!"

The three of us were sarcastic and funny, but Lingjiao was not affected at all, his whole body writhed violently, raised one paw to point to the southwest, and screamed strangely in his mouth.

We thought it was playing with interaction, and we all raised a hand and pointed in the same direction, and the head kept moving to the rhythm of Lingjiao's mouth.

Woo la la la la ~~~

A gust of night wind blew, on the yin side, and we were a spirit at the same time. When I looked at the Lingjiao again, it had already collected its voice movements, and the plate above its head was also taken off, holding it on its chest with two small short paws, with a cute and innocent face.

Luo Fatzi laughed: "Eh, mom, what about the hip-hop effect you had just now? How can you say that it's gone?

Li Shi also smiled and touched his tears: "It's because the medicine is not on the top, I'll give you more this time, who will lead the rhythm if you don't hi." ”

Lingjiao just let out a stupid "quack?" and did not respond to the proposal of the two. They also tried to persuade them to drink and persuade medicine, but I stopped them.

"Brothers......" I squeezed out my voice through my throat, "the atmosphere is a little wrong......"

Luo Fatzi laughed: "What's wrong hahahaha, Li Xian boy look at the sect leader's face, what is this nervous, why did you meet Mrs. Xichun's forehead ......?"

Li Xian's body shook for a moment: "Eh, I can't stand up to the wine, I fell asleep~" After speaking, he snored as he threw himself on the table.

Luo Fatzi whispered urgently: "You wait for me, eh, I'm also drunk~" He was even more straightforward and went directly under the table.

I'll pretend to be drunk as well, but before I can perform, it's too late.

Xichun's murderous voice came from the southwest direction we had just pointed.

"It's not honest to lie and deceive people, aren't you in retreat and cultivating the truth? It's been more than a month, I'll see what results you've cultivated, and I'll try it!"

At least let's make a few noises first, why don't you say do it! Escort~~~ Escort!!!