If you want to conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach, and then anal him.

If you want to conquer a woman, you must first anal her boyfriend.

If you want to conquer an ancient beast, you must first have a powerful vibrator!

"There was a clan in Xizhou in ancient times, and both men and women were good at digging tombs and robbing holes. By chance, the ancestors of the clan explored the merits of "Nine Secluded Worlds" in the ancient tombs, and the whole clan studied it and became a high-level cultivator. However, because of the backlash of the exercises, the people who practice resemble cold corpses, so they are called "unpopular" by Kyushu, and since then the tribe has been based on the sect in the world, and then it has been classified into the Qi Sect, and its reputation is great.

However, there is no shortage of people in the Huanghuang world, and the Qi Sect is not like the right way because of the unpopular "Nine Secluded World", and it is actually destroyed with the power of the sect, but fortunately the Sword Sect is protected, and only then can the legendary chapter of the ancient divine beast be written !! the head of the ancient beast, is it good to write like this?"

Tianchi sat on the sedan chair, wrapped in a thick blanket, and let the four disciples carry him forward, and he did not react when he lost his soul, although the cold inner breath of his exercises had been completely dissolved by Man Rou with the Yang Dragon Qi, but the deep chill from the heart could not be removed by manpower. In the past two days, he has been constantly purifying his true qi, until his true qi is exhausted, he will sit down wrapped in a blanket, and when he recovers a little, he will be lucky again, back and forth, without stopping.

The unpopular head of literature and history couldn't respond when he asked, and asked again: "Head, is it okay to write the memorabilia of the sect like this?"

Tianchi still didn't react, Wen Shi took a step forward and wanted to ask again, Tianchi stood up smartly, and cried like a breakdown: "Don't come near me! I'm a dirty person!!

Seeing the head of the sect crying bitterly, Hulala knelt down, and the head of literature and history praised loudly: "Head, with the power of "Nine Secluded World", you have incarnated the lust of the divine beast in the flesh, not only saved the lives of 7,300 unpopular relatives, but also saved the lives of more than 20,000 relatives in the hometown, and also achieved the unprecedented feat of taming the divine beast. ”

Tianchi still had a look of despair: "You don't have to comfort me, I am no longer worthy of being your head, and the unpopular family must not be humiliated because of me, a filthy person!"

The head of literature and history said loudly: "The head of the sect has never been afraid of the ancient beasts, and he has never retreated for the clan of the people, this kind of mind and courage is unique in the world, and the gods and beasts have to recognize the lord and submit to it, and the unpopular will only be humiliated because the head of the house is more prestigious!"

What the head of Wenshi said was extremely convincing, and all the disciples echoed in unison, and Tianchi finally turned a little pale: "You... Are you telling the truth?"

The head of Wenshi hugged his fists: "The words of the subordinates come from the bottom of my heart, and I implore the head of the sect to cheer up as soon as possible, so that the disciples can settle down." ”

Tianchi's eyes flashed, and he nodded: "Well, I was not good at thinking before, and I thought of the crooked place, in fact, I was afraid that you would dislike it too much, it seems that I was too worried, and I will be excited in the future, and the brothers can rest assured." ”

The head of literature and history led all the disciples to bow and sing: "Thank you again for the life-saving grace of the master, and my subordinates are willing to follow the head of the family forever, never abandon it, and always be loyal." ”

"Alright, hurry up. ”

Tianchi said that he stretched out his hand to help Wenshi in charge, but the Wenshi in charge of Wenshi, who was still grateful just now, panicked, and pushed back slightly, avoiding Tianchi's hand.

Tianchi smiled: "Look at you, get up quickly, your own family doesn't have to be so restrained." As he spoke, he stepped forward and helped with both hands, and at the moment of touching, the head of literature and history rolled to the side violently, and exclaimed: "Don't touch me!"

Tianchi: "......"

The head of literature and history: "Uh... Actually, I mean ......"

"You're all lying to me!!!"

In the midst of the crying, Tianchi's whole body burst out with silver-white light, and he once again played with fate to clean his body.

I shared a sedan chair with Manrou, carried by an unpopular disciple and walked in the front, watching the scene behind me, I asked Manrou: "Your brother won't have anything to do with this, right?" The situation was urgent, and borrowing his body to eliminate Lan Zhen's lust was the only way, it was definitely not a heart, he wouldn't kill me, right?"

Manrou snuggled in my arms, laughed first and then replied: "Husband, don't worry too much, although what my brother went through the day before yesterday is not easy to bear, but after all, it is to keep a lot of blood, and I want to let go of it after a long time. ”

I twisted Ning uncomfortably: "You don't really plan to kill him because you dislike him, right? ”

Manrou's head rubbed back and forth in my arms, and said in a greasy voice: "How can you kiss the love of husband and wife, but what the concubine said just now is indeed inappropriate, if the brother really has bad intentions, taking his life, there will be people to come to seek revenge, and the concubine body should be destroyed before the unpopular door is full." ”

I frowned and said, "Didn't I warn you not to say such cruel things again?

Manrou twisted her body in my arms and grinned: "That husband is scolding the concubine." ”

Xi Chun, who was originally riding in a sedan chair parallel to us, stomped his feet and stood up: "Hmph! This sedan chair is also shaky, so this protector will not take it!"

Seeing Xichun show up and return to the dragon and drive away, I can only sigh helplessly. Because of my previous experience, my attitude towards Manrou has improved in the past two days, and I still have to rely on the unpopular guards, so I can't snub her too much, but I don't know how to annoy Miss Xichun, and I throw out two sour words at every turn, she is a mother, what are you going to do? Is it possible that you still want to have an extramarital affair with me? Then you have to go to the back, I owe a good favor to the unpopular.

Three days ago, we bypassed the siege of the Autumn Hall by the Nine Shadows Tunnel Array, but forced the Autumn Hall to summon the ancient divine beasts, and the unpopular door was almost wiped out. And the autumn hall side was already greatly damaged by the ability to summon divine beasts, and after this change, they were afraid of the power of the Lan descending and did not dare to chase after it, and the time for the Lan descending to appear at midnight yesterday was finally exhausted, and the autumn hall saw the opportunity to lead a group of opposition parties to chase again, but we cleverly avoided it under the guidance of Ji Xiaoman through the night, so we were able to escape.

The sun was in the sky, it was past noon, I pinched my fingers to activate my divine sense and greeted Ji Xiaoman: "Sister Xiaoman, is there any movement around?"

Ji Xiaoman's voice came: "Lord Hui, you have entered the sphere of influence of the Huilong Sect, and the Qiu Dian and its opposition party will not dare to make a move here, not only that, but the Huilong Sect advocates that the assassination will not succeed, and he has changed his plan, and he will push the previous matter onto the Qi Sect, intending to take you for his own use." ”

"Accept me? Why? Like Shang Ruochun, he also took a fancy to my Qi Sea body?"

Ji Xiaoman said: " The adult's guess is right, on the day of the battle in Xianxia Town, although a large part of the Qiudian Ye Party fled to Kyushu, but there were also henchmen privately planted by Zhang Dianxin who returned to the Huilong Sect and reported the events of the day to him, Zhang Dianxin guessed that you have the physique of the Qi Sea Abyss, and you got Shang Ruochun's inheritance, he was afraid that one day you would threaten his position, so he mobilized the power that was originally used to assassinate Shang Ruochun, and wanted to get rid of you while you were not successful, and now the trick is not successful, and he plans to accept you with great grace, which is really cunning. ”

I really smiled: "Zhang Dian thinks too much, just because a little sect leader still wants to buy immortals? ”

Ji Xiaoman said with a smile: "It's nothing more than a treasure of the exercises, it seems that he plans to make you the deputy sect leader, you will know later, he has arranged a big guard of honor waiting to catch the wind for you." ”

"If you want to save the world, sooner or later, you have to contact these high-level figures, and today I will meet this Sword Sect Master, but I'll put it in front, if I die because of a mistake in intelligence, you will have to marry me as a little wife. ”

Ji Xiaoman feigned anger: "I'll ignore you anymore." ”

I took a deep breath, and my whole body completely relaxed, not to mention that I wanted to buy me, even if Zhang Dianxin had a crush on me, I could accept it, as long as I didn't fight and kill again.

The mountains are continuous, the grass and trees are fragrant, and the familiar geographical environment of the state makes me feel at ease, and memories also emerge. Every time I pass by the creeks and lakes, I think of Shang Ruochun's graceful body, and every time I see the towering trees, I think of her resentful and shy face that day. The dazzling sunlight illuminated my vision confused, the warmth of the afternoon caused a burst of sleepiness, and my mind was fluttering, but Shang Ruochun's figure became clearer and clearer.

"Don't dream of spring, my lord~~~" Ji Xiaoman smiled: "Hurry up and rectify your spirit, and half an hour ahead will be the Dragon Sect." ”

I rubbed my eyes and looked up, I could see that there was a continuous mountain range in the distance, there were four peaks as far as the eye could see, divided into red, green, yellow, and white four colors, and there were pavilions scattered on each peak, and the banner hunting could be faintly seen, which should be a sect of religion.

I'm finally back.