"Dare to ask this sister, why hasn't your leg broken yet?"

"Huh?"

"Well, little brother I mean, sister, your legs are very long, except for the legs under your head. ”

"Yes, no, there is a neck, shoulders, a chest and a stomach, how can it be just legs?

You're funny, little brother, how ugly it would be if people had only their heads and legs!"

"Ah, that makes sense, in fact, I think so little brother!

What, dare to ask my sister's surname?

Today, I was able to meet my sister here and draw a knife to help, which is really a blessing for my little brother and my three lives. ”

"It's not that exaggerated, it's just a gesture, my name is Tang Yue!"

"Tang Yue?

Well, a good name is just like the moonlight at night, clear but not cold, sweet but not greasy, timeless and elegant, with an endless aftertaste.

In contrast, my little brother is much more reckless, with the surname Zhao and a single name. ”

“......”

That's how life is done.

When you meet a beauty, don't think too much about it, stick it directly, otherwise you will be like Comrade Lao Zhao, who deserves to be a bachelor for the rest of his life.

That's what Zhao Hao did.

Zhao Feihu and others were ashamed of themselves and couldn't wipe off their face, and on the other hand, they were unwilling to walk away like this, so they finally followed international practice and let go of a series of cruel words.

"You wait and see", "You look good", "For the sake of this young lady's face, I will spare you for the time being", and so on.

And then he ran away.

As soon as they walked on their front feet, Zhao Hao smiled and leaned towards the long-legged beauty named Tang Yue.

This beauty is good, not the cold type of Aunt Yun, like a hot spring, and her face is very comfortable.

I probably hadn't heard so many strange words, and she hadn't been slapped on the back in such a fresh and refined way, she was amused and laughed, and she seemed to be very happy.

However, after all, it is not a person of the world.

Like two intersecting lines that are about to leave at one touch, just two minutes later, this "dew marriage" came to an end, and the two parted ways, each went back to their respective homes, and each found their own mother.

Not long after Zhao Hao left, there were a few more boys and girls around Tang Yue.

"Teacher, why are you helping him?"

"Yes, teacher, he's disgusting to death, he's grown so big, I've never seen such a disgusting person. ”

"It's also very obscene.

I don't know what he's talking about, but I'm sure it's not a good thing!"

"Teacher, it's better to take care of this kind of thing in the future.

Poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people, such a shameless person, it is not unreasonable for someone to beat him. ”

“......”

Obviously, all these people have seen it before, and at this moment, you are saying a word to me, and they are openly criticizing each other.

Tang Yue didn't think so, and said with a smile: "It's not as bad as you say, right?"

I think this guy is funny, a little disgusting and shameless, but it's not a sign of wit.

Besides, I don't think he's obscene, and when he looks at me, his eyes are quite pure. ”

Pure......

Can you describe the purity of your eyes?

Do you want to insult the word "pure" like this?

Thinking in his heart, several young boys and girls looked at each other, and in desperation, they could only hehe.

Tang Yue didn't think much about it, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't talk about this, it's not too early, let's hurry up." ”

......

"To love the lotus out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons, straight through the outside, not vines and branches, fragrant far and clear, pavilion net planting, can be seen from a distance and can not be blasphemed. ”

"You have to remember that there can be friendships between men and women that go beyond the body.

What is not beautiful in this world must be possessed.

Sometimes, looking at it from afar, appreciating, smelling its fragrance, and watching its rhyme are more exciting and ecstatic than the real possession. ”

"It's like ***, it's like Hatano-sensei, it's like Take-sensei.

Your father and I have never possessed them, but they are your father's best friends in life, your father's enlightenment mentor, and the family that your father misses by looking at the moon through the window when he dreams back at midnight. ”

Zhao Hao didn't know what happened after leaving.

As usual, on the way back, he took the time to talk about life and educate his "son".

Although the stupid son may not be able to understand what he is saying, as a father, he feels that he has to fulfill his obligation whether he understands it or not.

I chattered all the way back to the village, and it was already evening.

It was another beautiful dusk, the sunset was in full swing, and the sunset was sprinkled with a golden yellow in the sky.

On the martial arts training ground, the teenagers were still sweating bare-chested, and in the village, smoke was already rising from the chimneys.

"Of course, if you can keep it for yourself, don't miss it, remember a sentence, flowers can be broken straight and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches!"

Forty-five degrees to the sky, Zhao Hao saw through the vicissitudes of the world with a face, and so far, today's "Parenting Sutra" has been read.

Immediately after him, he put on a smiling face, and shouted loudly while pushing open the bamboo door: "Lao Zhao, I'm back!"

"What a roar, I'm not deaf or blind!"

"Hey, I'm not afraid that you're deaf and blind? What, how do you feel about your body, I bought you medicine!"

"If you don't eat, it's good to die, you don't have to drag people down when you die, and you don't have to be looked down upon all the time!"

"Don't, you're going to die, I'll be an orphan of the Zhao family, no one will look at me when I roll my eyes, how pitiful?

Live, live well, I also pointed out that you will help you bring it when you marry a daughter-in-law and have a son in the future!"

“......”

Daily sex bickering, the son is not like the son, and the father is not like the father.

That's how he said that, the rice was moved into the bamboo building, and a fire was lit in the stove under the bamboo shed, and a pair of medicines were fried on the fire.

After it was done, Fang Wu could spread joy everywhere, feed the chickens and drink water, wash their faces, and pull out a few vegetables to wash them.

Finally, he took some beans out and said with a smile: "You can't always eat big fish and meat in life, and you have to eat a vegetarian meal occasionally."

Let's make tofu today, miss it, don't deny it, I know, Lao Zhao, you must be drooling......"

This man is like this, everything is his, and when he wants to speak, others can't open their mouths at all.

Accustomed to it, Comrade Lao Zhao simply let it go, lying quietly on the bamboo recliner and shaking the sun.

At this time, there were voices from far and near, and soon the bamboo gate of the courtyard was pushed open.

"Brother Zhao, there are a few distinguished guests from the Qianhu Academy who want to stay here, and by the way, find someone to lead the way to the Devil's Forest.

You also know that the conditions in our village are poor, and we can't entertain such distinguished guests, so we dare to go to the Devil......'s Forest."

Village Chief Wang Dazhui took the lead in walking in, followed by no one else, it happened to be Tang Yue and his party.

Seeing each other, Zhao Hao was stunned for a moment, and Tang Yue and the others were also stunned.

But now is clearly not the time to get distracted.

Zhao Hao slammed his eyes, and Wang Dazhui finally reacted and went out with a few dry laughs.

Immediately before Comrade Zhao went crazy, Zhao Hao said with a smile: "I have friends from afar, I am very happy!"

Rare guests, come and come, all sit down, drink saliva, and the meal is about to start.

Lao Zhao and I are clear about your intentions, so what, it's no problem to eat and sleep, and the devil forest doesn't need to talk about it!

Who dares to say Devil Forest again, Daddy Hao, I am in a hurry with him......"