Chapter 58: Stealing Beams and Changing Pillars
Without thinking, Chen Nan first picked up a wooden box and looked up and down.
Now this situation reminds Chen Nan of a fragment in Journey to the West.
At that time, Tang Seng was caught by a monster, and then the monster asked him to guess what was in a box, but Tang Seng couldn't see, couldn't touch, didn't have anything, just guessed, and the chance of success was almost zero.
Later, Sun Wukong knew the monster's tricks, and turned into a little bee and secretly got into the box, and found that the box was full of jewels, which were priceless. However, Sun Wukong secretly replaced those jewels with a pile of torn clothes.
And after Sun Wukong went out, he whispered something to him in Tang Seng's ear. Tang Seng comprehended, and then followed the monster and said: "This is, a bell is lost in tatters." ”
After hearing this, the monster was immediately furious, and wanted to arrest Tang Seng directly, but Sun Wukong stopped it, and he told those monsters to open the box first to see if Tang Seng guessed correctly. The monsters were still laughing at first, but when they opened it and saw it, they really blinded their dog eyes, because it was just like what Tang Seng said, and it was really a tattered clock. The monsters were suddenly confused.
Chen Nan thought about this fragment of Journey to the West, and quietly made a similar little calculation in his heart.
"Oops! I have mosquitoes in my ass!" Chen Nan deliberately pretended to frown, made up a reason, and put his hands behind his back.
In fact, there were no mosquitoes at all, Chen Nan was just looking for a reason to make small moves in the back.
Once again, he secretly pulled the screws of the watch behind his back.
At this point, everything around is still.
The whole street, which was still noisy just now, suddenly became silent, and the passers-by who had just returned a word to me suddenly did not speak, as if Chen Nan was the only one left in the whole world. The pedestrians on the street were all with their legs spread apart, stiff and fixed on the road, their faces expressionless. The windswept hair of the nearby beauties also froze in the air like a pointer.
And Chen Ying and Lin Leopard in front of Chen Nan also stood stiffly in front of Chen Nan at this time, motionless.
Chen Ying's face was still smiling arrogantly, as if she already knew that Chen Nan was going to lose money.
Syllable!
Taking advantage of this opportunity, it is quite interesting to secretly slap Chen Ying when she is unconscious.
But that's not the right thing to do.
At this time, Chen Nan began to find the key on Lin Leopard's body.
Each of the boxes on the antique street comes with a key, and when the customer buys the box, the stall owner will use the key to open the box to verify whether the guess is correct or not.
Therefore, the leopard must also have a key in his box.
Chen Nan had also been to this place before, but before that, he had no money at all, so he had to look at other people. So for this street, although he doesn't know some esoteric routines, he still knows these rules and everything well.
Chen Nan began to rummage through Lin Leopard's pocket.
Sure enough, the key is really in his trouser pocket, and there are three layers of zippers in that trouser pocket, the kind that is encrypted by ssu.
Chen Nan took out the bunch of keys unscrupulously.
After taking it out, he began to try each key one by one, and finally opened all the boxes on the stall and the ones below the stall that had not yet been placed.
Now, Chen Nan knows all about which box has a jewelry necklace, which box has stinky socks, and a toilet seat.
"Gross!" Chen Nan vomited after reading the contents of the box.
How vicious this person is, in twenty boxes, more than a dozen are stinky babies, shoes, panties, bras, just a few things of value.
Profiteers! Profiteers!
But there are still good things, such as mobile phones and necklaces, and diamonds.
However, that wasn't enough, he swapped the contents of some of the boxes with each other, and memorized what was exchanged in each box.
There is a box, which is the worst, because Chen Nan took a bottle of iced tea nearby, and after drinking half of it, he sprinkled urine on it in the iced tea, but the color of the iced tea is not very visible, because the iced tea is brownish-yellow, and the urine is almost brownish-yellow.
"Perfect!"
After Chen Nan cheered, he pressed the screw.
"What kind of mosquitoes, where did I get mosquitoes from this stall!" the unconscious Lin Leopard scolded dissatisfiedly.
Lin Leopard didn't realize the whole thing just now, he still thought that the smallest box contained stinky socks, and the largest box contained a necklace. In fact, they have long been replaced.
"I said what are you doing so slowly!" Chen Ying was a little impatient, and accused in disgust, "Do you want to buy it or not, do you have no money to buy it, if you don't buy it, I'll buy it!"
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it, I'll buy it, I really can't stand you!" Chen Nan muttered twice before taking out a stack of banknotes in his pocket.
As soon as the stack of banknotes was taken out, Chen Ying and the others were dumbfounded.
Where did Chen Nan get so much money?
"Five thousand and one is it, right?" Chen Nan asked while counting the banknotes, his eyes pruning at Lin Leopard.
Syllable!
A stack of banknotes smashed on the stall, and Chen Nan didn't bother to count how many there were, anyway, today he was going to pretend to be a wave in front of Chen Ying, "Just give me a few!"
Chen Nan's move stunned Chen Ying, why could he take out so much money, this is not scientific, and the way he spends money seems to be not in his eyes at all.
"You, why are you looking at me like this?" Chen Nan turned his head and looked at Chen Nan provocatively.
"Humph!"
Wow, this kid is quite rich, it seems that I can make a good fortune from him. Lin Bao smiled secretly in his heart.
"This box is pretty good. He looked at the beautifully packaged gift box and listened to the sound inside.
In fact, he already knew what was inside, but in order to pretend to be a little more like, he still needed to act it.
"Well, I see! It's a diamond, right?" Chen Nan replied without thinking.
"Poof!" Chen Ying couldn't help laughing, "You're thinking about asking for diamonds just for the first box?"
At this time, Lin Bao also smiled, this kid is really stupid, originally he was worried about whether this kid would be very clever, but now it seems that there is no need to worry.
When I opened the box, it was just a bottle of drink.
"Hahahaha!" Chen Ying laughed to death, "Five thousand yuan to buy a bottle of drink, I'm afraid this drink was drunk by the emperor thousands of years ago, right?"
Chen Nan already knew that it was a drink, but in order to be like a little, he still had to pretend to be a little bit, "You and I are like you, five thousand yuan, is it possible that I am like a baby like you, only the poor will regard five thousand yuan as a sky-high price, what a poor man!"
"You!" Chen Ying couldn't help glaring at him, "Okay, you have the ability to open it for me next, I'll see if you will feel distressed then!"
"Oh. Chen Nan sighed disapprerovingly, and then turned around and looked at a box.
The second box is a telescope.
"Hahaha! 5,000 yuan for a telescope, this telescope can't be an astronomical telescope, right? You fool!" Chen Ying began to ridicule Chen Nan again.
"I said, are you really a poor ghost, what about a telescope for 5,000 yuan? I see you are so pitiful, why don't you kneel down for me now, and I will give you 5,000?" Chen Nan's head was slightly furled, and he smiled triumphantly.
Chen Ying stomped her foot angrily.
Then, the third, Chen Nan looked at it again. This time, he's going to get serious.
This box originally contained a stinky sock, but it had just been secretly replaced by Chen Nan from another box with an iPhone.
"yes, I see. Chen Nan nodded, "Inside, it's an iPhone fork!"