What's wrong with having no money? What's wrong with being poor? What's wrong with eating lemon bitter gourd soup?

In history, which great event has not experienced ups and downs? Especially when the great cause has not yet been stabilized, it is all the more necessary to remember the bitter and sweet, and to examine and be vigilant.

Nostalgic for the Ming Dynasty, Ming Taizu once ordered the civil and military ministers to eat "pearl jade and white jade soup" together, reminisce about the cloth years together, and educate everyone to work hard and not indulge in luxury.

Today, I will follow the example of the ancients and sages and have a wave of food politics lessons!

All the faculty and staff gathered in the cafeteria, cook, bring a pot of steaming lemon and bitter gourd soup to the principal, how spicy and salty!

It's all full, come, raise a glass together, and do it!

I only licked it, and then smashed the soup bowl on the ground with a loud bang, and then pointed to the mess and swore to the ground: "I'm going to get the money, if I can't get it back, the end will be like this soup and this bowl!"

The others also dropped the bowl after taking a sip: "Let's go quickly!!"

Drinking this soup, all the good mood of the whole day is gone, and the taste and texture can stand the perverts of the spare tire group.

Before leaving, I transferred 5 million to the school's account, telling them that they don't have to worry about salary or anything, and that the food must keep up. Recalling the lemon bitter gourd soup, I added: "You are not allowed to eat sour and spicy food in the past month!"

They didn't understand the reason and asked me why, and I casually explained: "Sour and hot girls, I'm afraid that children will fall in love!"

I don't believe this myself, but I just don't want those who sell lemon peppers to make money!

When I went back to school, I slept until the next day, and no one called me by name the night before, and after the qualification review incident, now the whole school knows that I have a good relationship with the school management, and the senior management has heard that I have reduced their compensation by one-third, and they are now worried about where to erect a statue for me, instead of annoying me with the trivial matter of naming me.

On Monday morning, the big class did not come, and all the teachers were called to the office for a meeting.

In the classroom, the pig fairies were whining around me, arching back and forth like grabbing food, and kept asking this and that.

I pulled them away and let them study on their own, and it wasn't until they were honest that I sat cross-legged on a large cutting board and started to brag about my cow beep.

What vice president and I call brother and brother, what two deans of the four major colleges lick me and the two of them were harmed by me, what female representatives of the audit team left me a note and left a phone call, and some of them didn't have a vernacular, and the eyes of the pig fairies were shining.

Zhu Ba took advantage of my tea break to hurriedly ask: "Squad leader, what do you say about our group fight?"

"How can I say it, it's what they are looking for, what does it have to do with us, I am helping Zhuang Zhiyuan with things this time, and tell you, when I see the students and teachers of the Martial Arts Academy in the future, I don't have to treat them as human beings, and I owe us a lot of favors." ”

The pig fairies snorted excitedly, shouting that they would go to the martial arts academy to flirt with handsome guys if they had nothing to do in the future, and see if they dared to comply!

I was so frightened that I hurriedly persuaded: "We can't do things that bully men and women." ”

Zhu Ba said: "Don't worry, squad leader, we only flirt, don't play really, sisters, this pair of ice and jade clean bodies will always belong to you, the squad leader~"

The pig fairies laughed uncontrollably, and my head was going to explode.

They laughed enough, and Zhu Yi asked: "Class leader, class leader, have you seen the principal, what does he look like? We haven't seen this person for so long, and we've never heard anyone talk about him." ”

The other pig fairies chimed in: "Yes, yes, what does he look like? I heard that he was an old man 30 years ago, is he in a wheelchair?

I laughed and said, "I've watched too many movies, do you think it's Professor X?"

"What the hell is that?"

"Uh... I didn't see it either. ”

They didn't mention that I was also worried about this, I promised to help Zhuang Zhiyuan, part of the reason was to attract the principal to appear, and he took a picture first, but I didn't expect him to release my pigeons.

This pigeon is not big or small, and it will not affect the progress of my task for the time being, but the baby will not lose face? Or you don't agree, and then you don't come, and the blind date is not as casual as you.

Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth and cursed: "It must be an old bachelor!"

Fatty Mei just came back from a meeting, and as soon as she entered the door, she heard my words, and she was immediately unhappy: "Troubled Spring~ swelled like this? Dare to scold me for being an old bachelor?!"

The pig fairies hurriedly stood up, and I jumped down from the table embarrassedly, laughing: "No, no, I said others, you are a goddess, ordinary people only dare to watch from afar, and the male god Oba dares to play with you~"

"It's not in shape!" The fat head teacher still has a lot of shelves, and after teaching me a lesson, after walking to the cold exercise table, I and the pig fairies hurriedly surrounded me, this is the professional class formation of the chef.

"Today, the school board held a teachers' meeting and announced several news, according to the requirements of the meeting, I will convey it orally to the students before the official documents come down. ”

"The first thing to announce is the good news, well... Good news for our class. "As soon as the fat beauty came up, she sold it, and the pig fairies asked curiously, I already knew it in my heart, and the cow beeped and hummed.

Fatty Mei scolded with a smile, and then announced: "Our class president Naochun, because of his outstanding contributions in the education field and good achievements in the professional field, the school board decided to promote Naochun students to the student union after voting, and serve as a member of the student union discipline committee, this is an official student cadre~"

The pig fairies cheered, and the live chickens in the cage next to them were all scared to death.

Xu Banghua's words really count.

I waved my hand again and again: "Calm, calm, with the benefits, you little cuties are indispensable~"

Zhu Bahaha laughed: "I can't calm down, I'll wear a miniskirt tomorrow, and the sisters will show them !!"

When I imagined that image, I grinned in disgust.

Fat Mei mumbled twice, and the pig fairies stopped.

She continued: "The second news is about the soundness of the internship class. In the past, only the auto repair excavator major had more opportunities to go out for internships, and from now on, there will be more majors with this treatment, and our chef and beauty salon major will become a pilot, and take the lead in obtaining this opportunity to not only improve the profession, but also earn labor fees~"

The pig fairies didn't react enthusiastically: "Internship, it's boring, it's better to eat shabu-shabu in the bed." ”

Is the shabu-shabu eaten on the bed? Don't you have to smoke it.

Fatty Meiyun said lightly: "The internship location is in your class adult's comprehensive technical school, if you don't want to go, you can not go~"

"Then we won't come back if we go~~~"

The pig fairies cheered again, and the cages full of dead chickens came back to life with a frightened cry.