Vol. 8 Flap your wings! 21 Conditions for Friendship 01
"What the do you mean?!When I'm a pet?!Am I a pet or are you a leopard a pet?" Xu Zheng burst into a rage and roared, "! No one has ever told you that a man's head can't be touched casually?
Nordin muttered: "I also said that the waist of the tiger people can't be touched, you don't take it seriously......
Xiao Chu turned a deaf ear, paused when he passed by Bruce, and whispered to Bruce, "I'm sorry." ”
Bruce was a little surprised, then smiled and nodded to indicate that he had received it.
Hawke turned to Bruce and lowered his laugh, "Is he a man?"
Bruce was amused and said, "A teenager at most." Well, give him some face, it's a little man. He is now buried by George with a tree man's heart in his body, and unfortunately he is about to live with Tianqi. He's going to be a man...... I guess I'll have to wait hundreds of years to see if there's any hope. ”
Hawke snickered, he used to envy Xu Zheng's good luck, Bi Yishu's heart is not an ordinary thing. And immortality, who hasn't thought about it, especially when you feel the passage of life. But what if it doesn't grow much because it doesn't always grow...... Well, honestly, it sounds more like a curse. Thinking like this, my heart suddenly felt much more comfortable. Look, everything is always a blessing and a curse, isn't it? How did Xu Zheng describe it? Oh, yes!
Immediately looked at Xu Zheng with a smile, he had never been so happy to feel that he was lucky not to be planted with the heart of a tree man. It seems that there are more things in the body, and there are always a few days of inconvenience every month, like a woman coming to that. continued to think about it, and felt more and more pitiful for Xu Zheng, and immediately looked at him sympathetically.
Xu Zheng was furious for a while, annoyed that he was always treated as an existence that didn't grow up, but no one paid attention to him. After a while, it was like a deflated ball.
Hawke asked him, "Hey, what are you going to do with these people on the ground?"
Xu Zheng was extremely unhappy: "Isn't it your person?"
Hawke listened. Immediately expressed an affectionate conversation with Xiao Chu. The former said: "The XX princess of XX country XX is really beautiful with her grandmother! The hemp on her face is really shocking! The latter first said, "How old is Lanlot?" Seeing that the former's words were completely out of tune with his own content, he quickly added: "Ah! The moon is so big today! It reminds me of mooncakes in a snack bar." ”
Sweating! The huge three rounds of the sun were in the sky, and this man could actually let out such.
Xu Zheng's face darkened, and he probably couldn't count on these two people, and asked the people on the ground, "Accept the punishment seriously." What should be punished and what should be punished?"
"Okay!"
"What do you do?"
"Good!"
"That's good!" Xu Zheng thought for a while and said, "You guys are fighting, and you don't have any salary this month! In addition, you all give me two and two combinations to cooperate in the execution of the task, understand?"
When the two people who were talking to the chicken and the duck heard this, they immediately turned the grass around. In unison, they said loudly: "I am against it!"
"Objections are invalid!"
Hawke was anxious and said: "Obviously there is no harmony, you also said that you want to correct your mistakes, and now they are together." I think you're still making that mistake! I bet they're 100 percent going to do it again. ”
Xiao Chu looked at Xu Zheng and said honestly. He wanted to believe him, but now that he had done a fight, didn't Xu Zheng's method bring water and fire together? As a result, either the water was evaporated or the fire was extinguished, and one party would have to be dried up before the matter would be finished.
After thinking about it, Xiao Chu asked the more stable Bruce: "Brother Bruce, what do you think?"
Bruce didn't correct his salutation. There is an orc who calls himself brother, and he is still an unruly kind, so that he doesn't know if Xiao Chu is really willing to put down his body and try to accept humans, or if he is stained with Xu Zheng's light. This made Bruce a little flattered and uncomfortable.
Pushing aside the untimely thoughts that popped up in his mind, Bruce said, "I agree with Xu Zheng's approach. ”
"Why?" Hawke was anxious and said, "Hey, you can't be kind, my soldiers are not your soldiers? Xiao Chu's orc subordinates are not your subordinates? ”
Bruce scoffed, "Do I look as stupid as you do? Xu Zheng, don't listen to them, you can do whatever you want. ”
Hawke looked at Nordin again: "You are also under the vice-captain, give your opinion." ”
Nordin raised his hand in surrender: "I'm neutral! I don't mind you at all if I don't exist." ”
Xiao Chu pursed his lips: "It's the same as when I was a child, the grass on the wall." ”
Nordin: "...... Fuck! Don't you want to fight? I don't have the fear I had back then, and I still dare to bite your ass! The son of the patriarch is amazing? I'm also one of the vice-captains now, we're both the same height, you fuck me off!"
Oh also, the more people around me look at it, the more interesting it becomes, and they start laughing again. The sleeping man on the ground looked at this and that, and there was a ridiculous feeling in his heart, as if he had become the spice of life, and the serious fight was finally turned into a farce. There is such a group of masters, and it seems not strange that the so-called upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, and they will fight......
Bruce couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Xu Zheng: "Don't pay attention to them, they are all idiots." ”
Xu Zheng nodded and said to the people on the ground: "You all go back." Let people heal the wound, the weather is hot, and the wound must be treated properly. After a day off, you will start your mission the day after tomorrow, and you will begin to participate in the protection of the Cape of Good Hope West, so that you will not be bored and just fight and make trouble in the manor. ”
The most influential person in the manor has spoken, and those who are not stupid know that they should quickly use this sentence to flash people. Huo Ke and Xiao Chu's tempers are not as good as Xu Zheng's, and if they commit a crime in their hands, a meal of flesh and skin is inevitable. Immediately, the people on both sides supported each other, and the gray disappeared quickly.
Hawke stared at the back of his soldiers, and said with a slight dissatisfaction: "Just let them go? What should I do next time I make trouble? According to me, at least I have to deal with it according to military law, and I will have thirty rods or something." One by one, they are so lawless! Let them have a long memory of ten days and half a month. ”
Xu Zheng couldn't help but start rolling his eyes: "Hawke, why didn't I know you had a hobby of SM?"
"What is SM?"
Xu Zheng immediately shut up, turned around and left.
Hawke chased after him and asked like a curious baby, "What the hell is SM?"
It's okay that he didn't ask, but after asking, Xu Zheng's mind suddenly flashed some very inappropriate pictures. For example, the stout head of the ox was tied, still in the shape of a fish's tail, and there the head of the ox begged in a low voice, with a look of pain and pleasure, while Hawke stood like a queen with his left foot on a low stool, and held the whip in one hand and the tail of the ox head in the other hand and roasted it in the brazier, with a strange grin.
Sweat...... This picture is quite thunderous, Xu Zheng was not lightly thundered, and his body was covered with layers of goosebumps, even though the weather was so hot, he was still cold for a while.
"Say. The guy was still asking.
Xu Zheng didn't look back, and said angrily: "You turn back now, turn right at the corner, go forward for five hundred meters, turn right again, go another hundred meters, and go directly to a building when you see it." ”
Hawke thought for a moment: "Turn around and turn right? Five hundred meters...... Turn right again and go another 100 meters...... Holy! That's the toilet!"
"Yes. I just want you to eat!"
This sentence spewed out of his mouth, and finally his whole body was comfortable, Xu Zheng laughed wildly, and ran away without a trace.
"Stop me!"
After continuing Xu Zheng, Hawke couldn't control his all-out frenzy.
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Carlo took a sip of water and asked, "How did the matter end up being resolved?" and turned to look at Reeves: "Do you really think that we old things don't come out, and they can solve the problem well?"
Reeves said, "Trust them. Just as I always believed in Hawke, and he never let me down...... Well, once a little. I was turned out to be right. These children need to grow and solve problems independently. We can't watch over them all the time. ”
Patriarch Kahlan smiled, "Hawke asked the staff to blame the Terrans for making trouble. Chu Viseton also wanted to give the orcs a heavy responsibility for the fight, but Xu Zheng stopped him. ”
Theseus bowed his forehead and said, "Not strange. Xu Zheng is soft-hearted, and when he sees others being punished, he will definitely find a way to save them from the pain of flesh and skin. At that time in the imperial capital, Sadie would hide in Xu Zheng's snack bar every time he got into trouble, and Xu Zheng would hide him every time, and he tried and failed, so angry that His Majesty Old Rex was furious. ”
Elder Pelton said, "According to me, it's true that you should really give the two guys a little hardship. It's not like words! Fighting in the manor, the mouth is still so vicious. After thinking about it, he asked with interest, "Is it fine?"
"It's fine. Karan said: "Stopped their salary for a month. ”
Elder Pelton rubbed his fists, but also a little regretful: "It's a pity that I'm not here." If I were here, hmph, I would definitely fine them for half a year!" The elder had recently become interested in fines, and he felt that this was the most recent management method......
Ruther nodded, and followed Pelton's excitement: "It's great! Another expense! There are nearly forty people, right? Their monthly salary is enough to buy a lot of fine wood!"
Everyone: "......"
Abel gestured quickly to Ruther, and Ruther replied, "I'm happy? Of course, I can't get out of my eyes? Of course not, it doesn't matter if I can't." Hahaha!"
Abel gave Ruther a middle finger directly, which Xu Zheng had taught, and it was said to be a new style of sign language that could express a strong emotion. This gesture can save a lot of words to express. For example, Abel now feels that letting him squirt Ruther for half an hour is not as good as this gesture.
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