Gassy!

Zhao Hao was angry and cried!

Originally, the wind was sunny and sunny, and the mood was good, and I was originally full of confidence and had a beautiful dream, but since I came here, I either wanted to carry the coffin or help the spirit.

It's just outsiders, Sister Hanyan, Sister Xiaoxiao, you are my father's dearest person, why do you curse your father to death?

Do you know that this will make Dad very sad?

Do you know that you will ruin your father's good wish to be a good person?

Especially you, Liu Xiaoxiao, know that you are a slut, and you still want to send it down to accompany your father?

Don't think your father's hair is green enough?

Don't you think the grass on your father's grave is not deep enough?

Gassy!

The more I think about it, the more angry I get!

I accidentally cried angrily again!

At this time, Li Xiuyun understood, slapped the back of the head, and immediately Zhao Hao woke up.

"Mother, why are you beating me?" Zhao Hao looked curious.

Li Xiuyun glared: "What do you say? I said that we would have a big dinner together in the evening, when are you going to grind?"

That's right, I said that we would have a big meal together in the evening.

It's easy to eat, but it takes a lot of time to prepare!

Thinking like this, Zhao Hao immediately knew what to do.

"What, it's impossible to carry the coffin, you won't have a chance in your life. ”

"There is a saying that Shibei three days, you should be impressed.

I think dad is a waste, okay, you'll know right away that waste is a thing of the past. ”

"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!

That's right, back then, Dad was a waste that everyone shouted at, but today, Dad will let you see what it means to be the return of the king!"

"Look, Dad even has a gun ready, just stab it so lightly, it tastes very sour!"

“......”

While saying words that people couldn't understand, he turned around and went to the ring.

Lord Wang was still shocked by some of the wonderful words in this, and suddenly the county guard said, "Wait!"

Zhao Hao turned his head with a curious expression.

The county guard fox said suspiciously: "You are going to use this wooden gun to fight?"

So say this!

Zhao Hao laughed: "The old Zhao brand wooden gun is the most powerful."

I know what you're trying to say, you want to say that a wooden gun can't stab a dead person, right?

Actually, this is not true.

A real master, without a gun in his hand, has a gun in his heart, if he can reach this realm, then the gun is everywhere, and everything in heaven and earth can be a gun.

A master at a higher level, a soldier who surrenders without a fight, with a gun in his hand or not, is even less important.

As for the wooden gun in my hand, it is not actually used to stab people.

This is a kind of strength, but also a kind of realm, I firmly believe that the benevolent is invincible. ”

Sure enough, it is beneficial to read more, pretending not to think about it, it is easy to come.

It was these words, in the clouds, and many people were stunned for a while.

Especially the Lord Wang, "the benevolent are invincible", "the benevolent are invincible", read it sentence by sentence, and the whole person was stunned.

The county guard also looked demented, "there is no gun in his hand and a gun in his heart", "a soldier who surrenders without a fight", and it seems that he is about to go mad when he reads it.

Zhao Hao was very proud, and secretly said that these dirt buns who had never seen the world were really fooling, and suddenly a flying shoe smashed over.

"Who?"

"Whoever loses the shoes has a kind of ......"

Subconsciously I was about to go crazy, but I got stuck in the middle of it, and said angrily: "I said who threw shoes in such a handsome posture, such a good head, and so fragrant shoes, it turned out to be my most beautiful mother." ”

Sure enough, there is a slut, and he is disciplined.

After saying that, he picked up his shoes and ran back.

"Mother, put it on!"

"My daughter's feet are very precious, even if you wear socks, you can't easily show them to others. ”

“......”

chattering and chattering, on the one hand, it makes people cry and laugh, and on the other hand, it also makes people secretly praise.

This is the way of the world, when men are inferior to women, even sons, there are few people who serve their mothers and wear shoes, especially in this kind of public.

Li Xiuyun blushed a little, and said angrily: "You kid, do your thing quickly, you don't need you here." ”

He said fiercely: "Shut up and know no, dare to say those inexplicable words that people can't understand, be careful of your ass." ”

looks fierce, but in fact, my heart is very warm.

Shortly thereafter, Zhao Hao stood in the ring.

The two sides of the decisive battle arrived, and the host from the pavilion did not delay any longer, and took out the life and death battle post to read it out in public.

When the voice fell, he jumped out of the ring, and only Zhao Hao and Zhao Feihu were left on the stage.

Zhao Feihu is still like that, cool!

He closed his eyes and let the breeze blow through his long hair and his black suit.

He carried a big knife on his back, but the big knife was wrapped in red silk, and he didn't see the true face of Lushan.

On the other hand, Zhao Hao seems to have changed as a person, nor is he generally handsome.

With his left hand behind his back, he holds his gun in his right hand, the tip of which is pointed diagonally at the ground behind him.

He also closed his eyes, his expression was cold, he was dressed in a moon and white cloud pattern robe, and his long hair was also fluttering in the wind.

It's kind of interesting!

It's clear that he's not a master, but now it's just a stop, and it really brings up the atmosphere, which is quite a bit of a master duel.

In this silent silence, suddenly Jiang Xue shouted in the audience: "Brother Feihu will win, Xue'er is waiting to lead the horse for you."

Zhao Hao, you won't win, I won't like you in my life, don't be delusional, you can't be Brother Feihu's opponent. ”

is so sharp, encouraging Zhao Feihu and not forgetting to hit Zhao Hao.

However, Zhao Hao also has helpers.

Immediately, Liu Xiaoxiao said excitedly: "Come on, waste, you have to win, I will lead the horse for you with Li Hanyan."

Zhao Feihu, don't be delusional, you are not worthy of Li Hanyan, and even less worthy of me Liu Xiaoxiao.

You also pick up the rags, and you still pick up the little sluts that people don't want. ”

Well, this one is even more powerful.

scolded Jiang Xue, provoked Zhao Feihu, and by the way, he also stepped on Li Hanyan, killing three birds with one stone, and he was extremely clever.

It's a pity that this kind of battle of words only adds some fun to the audience outside the venue, and has almost no impact on the two on stage.

After a long silence, Zhao Hao was the first to speak, "Are you uncomfortable?"

Zhao Feihu's face did not move, and his face was indifferent: "Why is it uncomfortable?"

Zhao Hao's voice was low and his face was sad: "Because you can no longer grow a beard, because you can no longer walk into their hearts." ”

Poof-

Many people subconsciously sprayed.

Although I don't understand it very well, I always think it's a bit weird.

Zhao Feihu laughed, laughing very coldly, laughing very resentfully, making people's scalp numb.

After a long time, he said indifferently: "I thought you wouldn't come today!"

Zhao Hao chuckled: "But I'm already here!"

Zhao Feihu's face was cold: "If you come, you will die!"

Zhao Hao nodded: "Maybe, but it's not necessarily me who dies!"

"Oh?" Zhao Feihu smiled: "You seem to be very confident, just rely on ...... Your broken gun?"

Zhao Hao also smiled: "Although the gun is broken, it is enough to defeat you." Then he asked, "Have you heard a story?"

Zhao Feihu: "What?"

Zhao Hao: "Sword Saint Ximen blowing snow and White Cloud City Lord Ye Gucheng, the night of the full moon, the top of the Forbidden City." ”

Zhao Feihu frowned: "What do you want to say?"

Zhao Hao smiled: "It's nothing, just to tell you, my name is Ximen Chuihao today!"

As soon as he finished speaking, smelly shoes were thrown up.