Chapter 98: Mountains of Gold and Silver and Seventy-two Stunts
The man saw that Qi Tian was silent, although he lay on the ground and didn't dare to raise his head, but he couldn't help muttering in his heart, "Spicy mother, Lao Tzu didn't do many bad things, why did he come to the underworld?"
"Thousands of clothes, don't wear sycophants, pat the ass of the king of Hades later, maybe you can have a good baby in the next life!"
The more Qi Tian listened, the more wrong he became, and then he took a closer look at this person's dress.
Qing Dynasty decoration, speaking Beijing accent, clever and slippery, and know how to pat on the back...... This can't be his idol Wei Xiaobao, right?!
But doesn't Wei Xiaobao look like a thief?
How could he be so handsome?
"What's your name?"
Hearing this, the man hurriedly raised his head, "Back to the words of Lord Hades, villain Wei Xiaobao!"
While speaking, a pair of thief's big eyes were also looking at Qi Tian.
Why is this Lord Hades so young?
Also, he didn't even know Lao Tzu's name.
Your grandfather's!
Little Yama is not as powerful as the legend says!
In that case, hehe......
"Spicy mother, a little kid dares to let your grandfather kneel, and little Xuanzi won't let Lao Tzu kneel when there are no outsiders! When Lao Tzu is reincarnated, he will take a piece of and stuff it into the mouth of your Hades statue and stuff you to death!"
Although Lao Tzu kneels to you, he scolds you in his heart, and you can't hear it anyway.
Haha, what about the Lord of Hades, isn't Lao Tzu a step ahead?
Wei Xiaobao's heart was happy for a while, but his face was still full of fear and respect.
If it weren't for Qi Tian, as the Yin Lord, who could read the inner thoughts of all Yin Souls, he would really think that this Wang Ba Calf would be more respectful to himself than Xiao Zhongzi!
This typical spiritual victory method, who the is Wei Xiaobao if it is not?
But...... Fuck the idol!
Pinch it to death!
"Spicy Mom, do you really think Lao Tzu can't hear you!"
Hearing this, Wei Xiaobao was really panicked.
Boom!
Can this Lord Hades hear what is in his heart?!
"Lord Hades is really a bird and fish soup! I even know what the little one thinks in his heart!"
Wei Xiaobao knelt on the ground and said with a dry smile: "You have a lot of adults, why bother with me, a little person who eats and eats ** sores!"
I've seen shamelessness, but I've never seen such shamelessness.
Until this moment, Qi didn't understand that what he admired was not Wei Xiaobao's character at all, but the ability to marry so many beautiful wives!
But this Lord Wei's ability to pick up girls is nothing more than stalking and the overlord is hard to bow.
In modern times, there is a fart!
The ability to pat on the back?
If you want to be the one who gets slapped on the back!
Martial arts?
Not to mention!
The flying snow shoots the white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leans on the blue duck.
In these fourteen heavenly books, Wei Xiaobao's kung fu is comparable to that protagonist!
"Luo'er, are you sure this guy can be considered a one-star phantom?"
If the one-star phantom soul is of this quality, then it will be a fart in the future!
Yan Luo'er said in an affirmative tone: "Yes, master, this person not only meets the standards of a one-star phantom soul, but is even the best among the one-star phantom souls!"
Is this still the best?
"He's got a hair!"
Wei Xiaobao is very clever, although he didn't understand what the two were saying, he also caught some keywords.
"Lord Hades, the little man even served the emperor before his death, and he will definitely make you happy every day!"
Then you might as well let your wife serve you!
"Forget it, open a room for him to rest!"
Qi Tian was speechless, he didn't expect that the first time he drew the phantom soul, he was not as happy as the first lottery.
With a wave of Yan Luo'er's hand, the room that appeared with Wei Xiaobao was opened.
When Wei Xiaobao entered, his name was immediately written on the sign outside.
Just when Qi Tian was about to go out and rest well.
Wei Xiaobao suddenly let out an exclamation, "Spicy mother, Lao Tzu's things are all there!"
Immediately afterward, there was another exclamation, "I see, I see!"
It was as if he had discovered a big secret, which aroused Qi Tian's curiosity.
"I'm grass!"
When he walked in, he finally understood why Wei Xiaobao exclaimed.
The situation inside can only be described as a mountain of gold and silver!
Jewelry, gold and silver ingots, porcelain ancient paintings, piled up like rockeries in garden art.
And the space inside is larger than the hall outside, which is almost equivalent to moving the lord's mansion over!
If all these things are sold outside......
"Boom-"
Qi Tian couldn't help but swallow his saliva, rich and rival the country, now he is really going to be rich and rival the country!
"Does Lord Hades like it?"
Wei Xiaobao said and patted a bunch of scriptures under his buttocks, "As the saying goes, Shaolin martial arts are the first in the world, and when the villain went to the temple to be a monk, although he didn't learn much kung fu, he stole them all out and let my good pair copy them all." ”
He said and took out a few copies casually, "What kind of overlord elbow is it! One finger of Zen Gong! Great mercy and great compassion of Chiba hand!"
"In short, whether it is the Arhat Hall, the Prajna Hall, the Dharma Academy, the Discipline Academy, the Bodhi Academy, or the Lingtang Nursing Home, I have all the skills here!"
Wei Xiaobao looked at Qi Tian with a smile, "Make sure that Lord Hades has learned, if you hit it with one palm, within a radius of a hundred miles, whether it is people, ghosts, livestock, cockroaches, fleas, or bed bugs, they will all turn into lime powder!"
I've got a big grass!
Mountains of gold and silver, plus seventy-two stunts!
Qi Tian finally understood why Yan Luo'er would say that Wei Xiaobao was the best of the one-star phantom souls.
Although his ability is not enough to be called a one-star phantom soul, if you want to add these things, it is completely different!
Seeing Qi Tian stretching out his hand to get the cheats, Wei Xiaobao took it back suddenly, "Alas, Lord Hades, these things can't be taken for nothing, you have to give the villain some benefits, right?"
"What do you mean?"
When Qi Tian asked, Wei Xiaobao was stunned, "Lord Hades, this rule has been set by you, there are only two ways to want things here, either an equivalent exchange, or to fulfill a wish of my little ghost, you shouldn't have forgotten it, right?"
Equivalent exchange?
Wish-fulfillment?
What the is this!
"Master, he's right, you can't exchange the items he holds unless you take out the corresponding treasure, and if you fulfill his wish, all the items here will be yours. ”
It's been a long time, and there are rules?
It's still not Lao Tzu's territory!
Although Qi Tian was aggrieved in his heart, he also knew the urine nature of the Yin Si Ghost Prison, "Say, what is your wish?"
Wei Xiaobao rubbed his hands and smiled, "Hehe, the villain's wish is very simple, you just need to reunite our family." ”
Simple?
You tell me it's easy?
The number of phantoms is more than 10 million!
And only those who have reached the one-star standard can be drawn, those wives of yours have some skills in addition to the one surnamed Su, and the rest of them are enough to reach the threshold of a one-star phantom soul!
After Yan Luo'er felt Qi Tian's thoughts, she opened her mouth to explain: "Master, once you have reached a contract with him, you can designate the extraction of phantom souls, due to the lack of strength, only a small number of soul fragments are needed to randomly draw his dependents. ”
Hearing this, Qi Tian's heart was a little more relaxed.
"Okay, I promise to help you get your wife back!"
With a wave of Yan Luo'er's hand, some strange characters appeared out of thin air.
When these characters turned into white light and submerged into the two of them, she said solemnly: "The contract is signed!"