People at different levels will always have some behavioral habits that they can't understand each other. It's like when I was a student, I couldn't understand why my teacher was so fond of picking windows. After going to work, I can't figure out why the leader is so silent behind you.

Although I don't understand, I know that they must have a good reason for doing this, but it's not easy to understand at the level of a class, just like they don't understand why I like to peep, it's all sneaky things, no one can say anyone~

In the spirit of mutual respect, I have not asked and intervened in other people's habits for so many years, but until I met Liu Laoliu, I was a little uncontrollable.

No matter how weird other people's habits are, I can analyze some of the reasons, but I really can't understand his fetishes at all, and I've never seen a person who has so many quirks and hobbies at the same time!

Rubbing front teeth, causing trouble, hitting people on the back of the head, not admitting any faults, and blatantly seducing other people's wives.

Mentally ill? Don't bury Liu Laoliu's neuropathy, you can go to the intensive care unit of a psychiatric hospital for me to find the most incurable mental illness, and let Liu Laoliu compare it with you to know how normal the mentally ill are.

Recently, in order to stabilize my mentality, I have controlled myself not to count this person who gives me a headache and is uncomfortable, but just when I don't want to deal with him the most, he once again goes against my mind and comes out without warning, the kind of abruptness and accident is comparable to incontinence.

Liu Lao Liu heard me scolding, and said with a smile: "Yes, this person should be scolded, he dares to move Wanpei, that is the incarnation of your woman, as a Beitai old man, his head can be broken and bleeding, but his head can't be green, scold well!"

I scolded Liu Lao Liu viciously in my consciousness: "If you want to have a B face, I still respect you as a fellow, he is very angry when he arrests Wanpei for the sake of profit, why have you harassed Manrou for many years is trying to hurt an egg?!"

Liu Lao Liu said unhappily: "If you are a father, you have to have a good relationship with your daughter-in-law~ Otherwise, you will be caught in the middle, and it will be difficult to be a person."

I said that it was a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship, and your godfather's advantage was not enjoyable, and he wanted to be a godmother again. I'm still caught in the middle and it's not good to be a person, I've been brought to another dimension by you, no one is blocking you two this time, right?

Liu Lao Liu snorted: "Speaking of this, I still have to sue you, Manrou beat me a while ago, you don't care about your son, your daughter-in-law beat your godfather!"

My tone was cold: "Liu Laoliu, jokes are jokes, I know that you have never moved your mouth and not moved your hands, so I let you score three points, what did you do to Manrou this time, why did she beat you!"

Liu Laoliu said confidently: "Speaking of this, I am angry, you said that I am such a big leader, it is not too much to properly observe the people's feelings, isn't it just to look at the collective bath of the female disciples of the Huilong Sect for a while, and when she saw it, she actually wanted to cut me with a sword, and cut off the brother-sister relationship with me." ”

I was deeply skeptical: "Manrou has always dared not offend you, are you really just peeping?"

"Hehe, by the way, I also stole 300 sets of original magic clothes, isn't it almost the New Year, I want to send a wave of benefits to the fat house dead ghosts in the underworld~"

I listened to him and my head hurt: "Let's stop, leave the nonsense for later, you ...... this time"

I was just about to talk about business, when I heard the King of Wannu suddenly say in a loud voice: "I am still waiting for your explanation, do you think I am something you can scold casually?"

The co-author of this product is still misunderstanding here. As for being so atmospheric, don't say that I didn't scold you just now, but I really scolded you, and you were still wronged?

But it's not good for me to turn against him at this time, and I still expect him to be the main force when I brush copies.

So I pressed one finger to my ear and made a silent gesture to King Wannu: "Shhhh

The King of Wannu didn't believe it at all: "Do you want to fool the past like this? I have experimented many times, and the most advanced communicator can't reach the outside!"

I asked Liu Lao Liu in my divine sense: "Is the eye of heaven good?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Nonsense, why am I the Jade Emperor, and it's still a matter of making a big deal?"

I had the bottom in my heart, and explained to King Wannu: "This is my intelligence department, we have unique contact information, do you want to believe me to prove it to you~" Saying that, I deliberately raised my weapon: "That, Liuzi, help me find Yelu to ask for a list of who is the master of the people who will participate in the exploration of the dungeon, and read the name to me." ”

Liu Lao Liu quickly checked the list and recounted it while reading me. Those are all kinds of game screen names of various styles, who can be idle and have nothing to memorize this thing, and now I can pronounce it word for word, which means that someone is indeed sending me a message.

The King of Wannu will be skeptical, but he will no longer dwell on what he just happened.

I asked Wannu King and Qian Million to make corrections, continue to improve the rear base facilities, and at the same time prepare for the arrival of the next batch of personnel, arrange for me to return to my big tent alone, and continue to talk to Liu Laoliu.

I questioned Liu Lao Liu: "Didn't you say that Heavenly Court has no network technology and can't connect with the online game world, why are you really slapping me again?"

Liu Lao Liu snorted and laughed: "It's a little smash, even I have a routine, you know in your heart that I am using Shennong's signal." ”

Of course I guessed, but is Liu Lao Liu the person who can reassure me, I said I don't believe it, unless you ask Zhao Chun to tell me.

Liu Lao Liu said that Chun was not there.

I just hehe: "Old scum, you really lied to me, so Chun is not there who will contact me for you!"

Liu Lao Liu explained: "It was the little fairy boy who helped me contact him, and after I got in touch, I took him away." ”

"You can tell such a lame lie?"

"Why don't you believe it, I'm not doing this for your own good, you said that you took Wanpei as Ji Xiaoman and snapped ......"

I hurriedly interrupted him: "How do you know this?"

Liu Lao Liu smiled lewdly: "As long as the signal is passed, you still want to hide from my eyes for those things." You also know that my mouth is not in tune, in case you nag and let the little fairy know that you had the intention of being sorry for him, it will definitely affect the relationship between your superiors and subordinates~"

I hummed: "It's the first time I've heard you admit that you're out of tune, and you're getting more and more out of tune~"

Liu Laoliu didn't know what ridicule was, he really thought I was praising him, and said proudly: "Progress while studying, I have nothing to do recently to listen to the radio and watch the news, and learn from the party's ......."

"Don't talk nonsense, let's get down to business!"

Liu Laoliu was stunned: "What's the matter? What can I do? It's just that I haven't contacted you for a long time, and I finally have the opportunity to talk to you." ”

I held back my anger and said: "There are so many little daughters-in-law and big girls in the Xianxia world, can you find me? If you don't say that I can hang up the phone!"

Liu Lao Liu hurriedly stopped: "Don't mind, don't mind, your temper is really getting bigger and bigger, I really have something to do with you, Manrou asked me to help her bring a word, saying that the child will call Dad, hehe, I have the credit for this matter, I was the model when the children learned to call Dad." ”

"Liu Lao Liu! Talk about saving the world!

Liu Lao Liu seemed to be trying to provoke me to be angry, and at this time he finally achieved his goal, and then he got serious: "Ahem~ Comrade Naochun, the official savior, first of all, congratulations on you have touched the threshold of the main line of the destruction of the online game world, and I am very pleased on behalf of Heavenly Court for you to determine such brilliant achievements in such a short period of time~ At the same time, I also have some information here that can help you correct some mistakes and deviations." ”

"Error bias?"

Liu Lao Liu snorted: "Well, that's right, although you have begun to investigate the factors that led to the destruction of the online game world, this is not the biggest crisis. ”

I interjected in a deep voice, "In addition to the destruction of the online game world, the biggest crisis should be related to Heavenly Court, right?"

Liu Lao Liu said embarrassedly: "It is worthy of the savior I chose, my vision is keen, and you have discovered it." As the Jade Emperor, Heavenly Court is always memorable, and I feel very embarrassed~"

I directly stated my conjecture: "Could it be that those virtual gods in the online game world want to break away from this Yuan through some means and enter the heavenly court to seize divine power like the Xianxia Xiuzhen Group?"

Liu Laoliu said: "There is such a possibility, but it is not necessarily~"

"Are you talking to people? How can I listen to you more than listening to Lingjiao?"

Liu Laoliu explained: "I mean that this situation you analyzed may happen, but we can't confirm it. Moreover, this time the crisis warning about Heavenly Court was not discovered by ourselves, but came from Heavenly Dao. You also know, our Dao brother has always been cold, only taking care of those parallel worlds, and we are all called by the little brother, not taking care of us very much, this is the first time that a warning about Heavenly Court has been issued. ”

I vaguely felt that something was wrong: "What do you mean, is it serious?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "It's hard to say, but one thing is certain, we Brother Dao can't figure this thing out, otherwise we can't be so vague." ”

I exclaimed, "Is there anything else in the Heavenly Dao that I don't understand?"

"Well, it is estimated that the situation is similar to that of our side, the network technology is too developed, and Brother Dao's cultural level is a little unable to keep up. ”

"What then?"

"What else can I do, you go and check~"

"If the Heavenly Dao can't figure it out, I can figure it out?"

Liu Laoliu said with a smile: "The way of heaven can't represent the highest realm of cow beep, and he can't help the theocratic crisis caused by Xianxia, and it has to be solved by the two of us joining forces." ”

"Join forces, you're going down again?"

"Son bluff you, I really can't go down, only a chance to go down to the online game, in order to save the novice village has been used, but I can use the Shennong base station as the basis to provide you with Tianyan service like in the Xianxia world. ”

I was slightly dissatisfied: "Just Tianyan? Can't I give anything else to help?" I have a hunch that this time the matter may be more complicated than Xianxia's seizure of power. ”

Liu Lao Liu was puzzled: "You don't have to be a routine, you have said that the technology is not enough, and you still borrowed Shennong's light by making a phone call." ”

I didn't agree: "No, I'm so dangerous here, just say don't want to send me away!"

Liu Laoliu hummed and chirped for a long time, and finally made up his mind: "At most, I can help you continue the audio live broadcast of Golden Scales, I really don't want anything else~"