Chapter 60: Five Thousand Dollars of Underwear (for @Space-Time.) and @Melancholy also Xingchen. Plus more!)

The most surprised person of "what ???" is none other than the forest leopard.

What the hell is going on with the box today? He clearly remembered that the box contained underwear, why did it turn into diamonds when he got to this kid? This is too strange, isn't it?

"Chen Ying. Chen Nan proudly placed the diamond in front of Chen Ying's eyes, deliberately showing off, "How is it? Envy, isn't it much better than the fake in your store?"

"Hmph!" Chen Ying was very unconvinced, and then looked at Wang Xianran again, "Husband, I don't believe it, my luck is not as good as my cousin's son!

"No problem, wife!"

Then, Chen Ying began to pick in the rows of boxes.

She lowered her head and glanced at Chen Nan with her spare eyes, and found that Chen Nan didn't notice it, she raised her eyes slightly again, just opposite Lin Leopard.

The leopard's eyes glanced into a box, and then kept blinking.

Lin Bao remembered that there was a necklace in this box, and this time it was absolutely impossible to make a mistake, the necklace was worth eighty to one million, and he remembered it clearly, and put it in the box that seemed to be a little big, but it was actually a very small necklace.

Chen Ying seemed to have realized something. The corners of his mouth smiled slightly and nodded.

Then she pretended to pick out the box for a while, and then picked up the box that Lin Leopard had signaled to herself just now.

"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun is here to manifest the spirit!" Chen Ying held the box and put it to her ear, while muttering some spell she learned out of nowhere.

Bang!

"I know what's inside!" Putting down the box suddenly, Chen Ying was suddenly overjoyed, "Inside, it's a priceless necklace!"

Chen Ying shouted very confidently, and at the same time looked at Chen Nan arrogantly.

"Poof!" Chen Nan laughed and deliberately provoked Chen Ying, "Necklace?

"I said, you don't have to do that, can you? If you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour?"

"No, no, no. Chen Nan waved his hand, "I just want to say, don't spend another 5,000 yuan to buy a stinky sock." I think it's almost a sock or something. ”

"Nong Na Niang is running around! Fart!" Chen Ying roared, "What a mess, I guess it's not you guessing, what are you yelling about!"

"I said Chen Ying, why don't you let me guess this box?" Chen Nan looked at Chen Ying flatteringly and said lightly.

"You're stupid to me!"

"No, no, no. Chen Nan waved his hand, "You give me the money, no matter what it is, it will all belong to you, and then let me guess what it is, but if I guess correctly." Then the money will be mine. If you guess wrong, the money belongs to Brother Bao anyway, right?"

"If you don't feel at ease, then so be it, if I guess wrong, the five thousand yuan will be returned to you, I guess correctly, the five thousand yuan will belong to me, how about it?"

Chen Ying pouted a little dissatisfied, "Okay, then give you a guess, I want to see what you can guess!"

Chen Ying handed the box to Chen Nan, who took it and began to look at it. Soon, he raised his head slightly and glared at Lin Leopard.

"What are you doing staring at Lao Tzu!" Lin Leopard roared angrily.

"Hey, look at your expression right now. Chen Nan smiled bitterly.

Not long after.

Bang!

"I know what's in there!"

"Don't pretend. Chen Yingman was disdainful, "This is the necklace, you better return the money to me obediently, maybe I can give you a little charity." ”

"How could it be a necklace. Chen Nan said with conviction.

"Stinky boy, how can you talk!" Lin Bao roared and scolded Chen Nan, "You kid is really getting bolder, isn't it, isn't it a necklace? You have such a big breath, I can't exaggerate to tell you! This is a necklace! You idiot!"

"Oh, is it?" Chen Nan asked disappreally, looking very relaxed, and after shrugging his shoulders, he continued, "Why do I feel that there is no sound when the thing in it shakes, and why is he so light?"

"You fart!" Lin Bao slammed the table, "Lao Tzu's box, Lao Tzu still doesn't know! You talk nonsense to Lao Tzu again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu slaughtered you!"

"How can I talk nonsense!" Chen Nan looked aggrieved, "I haven't said what it is, you are so fierce, what are you doing." ”

"Then you should give me a guess!"

"Oh. ”

Chen Nan calmed down for a moment, exhaled a breath from his mouth, and then slowly spoke: "I guess, this is;

"I'm grass!"

Groov!

As soon as Lin Bao heard this, his face turned even redder, and he kicked the stool over angrily, glared at him angrily and shouted: "You, you kid is looking for a fight!"

Chen Nan didn't seem to care at all, brushed the news on QQ, and heard Lin Leopard roaring, as if he didn't hear it, and was still playing with his mobile phone with his head down.

"What's wrong with me. You haven't opened it yet, how do you know? I'm talking about a good thing, actually, it's supposed to be a pair of stinky shorts that you wore. ”

Groov!

"I'm grass nmlgb!" Lin Leopard was furious, "You, get over and die for Lao Tzu!"

"Why?" Chen Nan pretended to be full of grievances.

"Brother Leopard, Brother Leopard!" At this time, Chen Ying spoke, "This kid will teach him a lesson later, you open it first, give him insight, and then teach him a lesson." ”

"Hmph! Let's open it for you first!" Lin Leopard's anger dropped slightly.

"Hehe, panties, I'll just laugh!" Chen Ying felt very funny now, and began to ridicule Chen Nan endlessly.

"What if it's really underwear?" asked Chen Nan without hesitation.

"Then I'll take it. Chen Ying shrugged.

"Brother Bao, give me the key. ”

"Take it!"

Lin Bao threw the key to Chen Nan.

"What the hell is in here? Let's look forward to it, open the door!

Stare at!

A pair of stinking underwear suddenly appeared in front of several people's eyes.

"Vomit!" Chen Nan asked the smell of urine, and his stomach retched.

"What?" Seeing that it was really underwear in the box, Chen Ying's surprised eyes were about to fall out.

"What's the matter, it's not right, vomit!" Chen Nan pinched his nose and retched a few times, "It's so funny to buy a pair of underwear for five thousand yuan!"

The panties were crumpled and smelled of urine, and there were some unwiped poop on them.

"What?" Lin Leopard was slightly stunned, "What...... How so?"

Why, what the hell is going on, he clearly remembers that they are connected, why was this really guessed by Chen Nan.

"Take it, take it away, take it away quickly!" Chen Nan pinched his nose and moved the box to Chen Ying's hand, "The underwear of five thousand yuan is still worn by Brother Bao, it is the honor of your life to be able to wear these pants, you have to cherish it!"

"MMP, I'm grass!" Chen Ying stomped angrily.

This......

Lin Bao was dumbfounded, this time he didn't know where to go, if he wanted to talk about the stinky socks before, then he said it in the past, after all, many men were too lazy to wash their socks, but these underwear were seen by him twice, and his pants seemed to have not been washed for a few weeks, which was actually opened by this Chen Ying, and he felt very embarrassed now.

"I guessed right, then if you talk about it, the 5,000 yuan will be mine. Chen Nan said, and took the stack of banknotes on the stall himself.

"Hmph! I'm not convinced!