Chapter 389 I've Seen the Shameless
Lin Xiafan found that the women in the fairy world, like this world, are very low, and it is easy to get soaked, like now.
Lin Xiafan traded her mobile phone again, asked her to strip naked, and took photos to show herself, but she took a lot of photos, which made Lin Xiafan think in his heart, anyway, the Dao heart he swore was blocked by the artifact, did he also seduce other fairies that day.
Don't forget, in this world, there is a kind of software called PS, as long as you get the other party's appearance, Lin Xiafan can let his own woman use PS software. Put the other party's avatar and P into the current photo of Fairy Su, and then let the other party strip naked to show herself like a threat to Ling Meng's police flower, or let her be her own Taoist companion, or let them give their pets to themselves.
After asking about Fairy Su's pet, Lin Xiafan found the so-called fellow Taoist and asked, alchemist, and replied to Lin Xiafan that his pet was a winged tiger. A tiger with wings made Lin Xiafan think of Egyptian mythology, and his heart began to play Xiao Jiujiu.
"Brother Dao, we know each other so well, can you lend me your pet to play for a few days?" Lin Xiafan asked about it.
"Lend, don't you have a lot of pets? How can you borrow me, if you like flying tigers, I'll give you one." He replied to Lin Xiafan, thinking in his heart: "Damn, the current beasts are too capable of giving birth, and I will give birth to a few a year, but I can't raise them, and I can't send them out." ”
"How many spirit stones and pills does it eat a day?" Lin Xiafan asked as he thought that he had bought a Fox Immortal Beast and specialized in eating spirit stones and pills.
"It's not a lot, eat a few a day, do you want it, if you want, I'll give you one. The other party replied to Lin Xiafan.
"Okay, but let's say okay, I don't want a male, I want a female. Lin Xiafan thought that a bunch of women on the side liked to ride pets, and he was afraid that the prince would kill them and said, "Also, give me a contract array!"
"Cheng, I'll trade it to you now, and you can give me a thousand spirit stones at will. He entered a thousand spirit stones into the transaction, and traded the extra Flying Tigers in his family to Lin Xiafan.
The Flying Tiger is more than twice the size of the ordinary tiger, and has a pair of very hard wings on its back, which look like feathers. To the touch, it felt like metal, and Lin Xiafan wondered if it could cut things off.
After making a contract with it under the forest, after recognizing himself as the master, he fed it a few spirit stones to eat, and then rode back to the village from the mountain forest. It should be said that flying back to the village, a huge tiger flew in the sky, with two wings stretched twenty meters long.
"Oh, oh, cool, it's cooler than flying!" Lin Xiafan hugged its neck tightly with both hands and roared in the air.
The villagers below the village looked at the big bird in the air, no, it was a big flying tiger, and they were a little stunned. Until it landed on the top of the village entrance, it moved again, holding mobile phones one by one, and the camera took pictures!
"This one is called the Flying Tiger, needless to say, you have all seen it, the flying Tiger, touch it for a hundred yuan, ride it, a thousand yuan. Lin Xiafan said to the travelers gathered around.
"Oh my God, too, that's amazing. Many travelers looked at this big tiger with wings in disbelief.
Seriously, if it were an ordinary tiger, they would definitely be afraid, but this tiger with wings and a person riding on it, they are not afraid at all. Now one by one, I took out the money from the top, stuffed it into the box, and began to touch it, take pictures with it, and so on.
The leaders above the country, seeing the live broadcast, saw an extra tiger with wings, and the leaders who were drinking tea were stunned by the pictures on TV. A small farmer farmed and actually planted two anti-heaven pets, which made him wonder if there were really divine beasts in the mountains and forests of the Lin family's village.
There were two unheard of animals in Linjia Village, which naturally attracted the attention of the Forestry Bureau, the Fisheries Bureau, and the Animal Protection Association. Their purpose is to protect these extinct animals and see if they can snatch them from the sailors of the forest and send them to the national park.
However, before they could reach Linjia Village, two travelers jumped out of the crowd and pointed at Lin Xiafan's two pets and said a bunch of unintelligible bird words.
"The garbage of the Heavenly Emperor? No, it seems to be in Korean. Lin Xiafan said last time, and he could analyze it.
"This gentleman, they are from the country of sticks, they say you stole the animals of their country and ask you to give them back. A translator said to Lin Xiafan.
"What, when did I steal the animals of their country? You ask, the Fox Spirit Beast, is it the Fortune Keeper Beast in the mythology of our country, this is the Divine Beast of our country. I said, if you want to rob it, just say it, I am a small farmer, I am a good talker, if I can afford it, I will sell it to you, and sell this flying tiger to you. Lin Xiafan thought that this flying cruelty was only a thousand spirit stones, if the other party offered billions, or tens of billions of yuan, Lin Xiafan didn't mind selling it.
Anyway, after selling it, it will come back, of course, you can say that the people of the forest are sailing and pitting, small farmers, life is not easy. It's better to make money by planting fields, you say!
The translator explained to his guests, saying that Lin Xiafan was willing to sell this Flying Tiger, but they still insisted that Lin Xiafan steal them, seriously, Lin Xiafan has a good heart today, otherwise, he wouldn't mind a shot on this cheeky garbage head.
"There will be no such divine beasts in your projectile land, except for our mysterious country of Huaxia. Okay, don't scream here, I have a good heart today, I don't want to kill people, if your country wants to buy it, make a phone call and go back to your own country, this flying tiger is 12 billion yuan. Lin Xiafan patted it on the head and said: "You know, if you put it in the park, charge an admission fee, charge 100 yuan for a ticket, and touch it again, if you charge 1,000 yuan, it won't take a few years to earn back the capital." ”
Sure enough, these cheeky guys, when they heard Lin Xiafan's words, pulled out the phone of their own country, and they didn't know what to say on the phone. In the end, he said to Lin Xiafan: "The president of my country said that you stole the animals of our country, and asked you to hand them over, otherwise they will sue you to the international court." ”
"Alas, Lao Tzu has a good heart today, and the more tickets are collected, how can he jump out of such garbage to provoke me, if you want to be an ordinary small farmer, you can't live an ordinary life. Lin Xiafan took out a 54-style pistol in his hand, and then said to the travelers around him: "Brothers and sisters of China, these shameless garbage countries, they want to rob our country's guardian beast, what do you say?"