Chapter 454 I will have diarrhea after eating

But what made Yang Yifan depressed was that seeing Yang Yifan running side by side with her, the woman was obviously more nervous and scared. pursed his lips and ran with all his strength without saying a word, and the speed was a few points faster than before. I'm afraid that the world's flying people will be embarrassed when they see this speed, no wonder they all say that people are BI!

Soon, the two came to the vendor's stall again.

Seeing Yang Yifan going and returning, and there was a disheveled woman beside him, the vendor was obviously shocked, and the whole person was stunned.

When he saw the vendor, Yang Yifan's heart moved, and he turned his head to the woman next to him and said.

"I'm really human, I was having breakfast at this stall just now, and I went in to save you when I heard your cry for help, if you don't believe it, you can ask this vendor!"

The woman glanced at Yang Yifan suspiciously, because his appearance was indeed quite strange. Then she turned her inquiring gaze to the vendor and asked hurriedly.

"Boss, did he eat at your place just now, is this person a human or a ghost?"

Hearing the woman's question, the boss, who was still stunned, subconsciously said what was in his heart.

"Of course it's a ghost, it's still a hungry ghost!"

Hearing this, the woman looked at Yang Yifan in horror, took a few steps away from Yang Yifan with her slender jade legs, and said in a trembling voice.

"You're a ghost, and you're a hungry ghost. It seems that the purpose of you chasing me is because you are hungry and want to eat me! You actually lied to me that you are a human being, and wanted me to turn around and extinguish the fire on your shoulder, you ghost is really too bad, you don't know how to learn well after being a ghost!"

Yang Yifan now has the heart to strangle this man and woman, and this woman's mistake is forgotten, Yang Yifan pities her IQ and doesn't want to worry about her. But what's going on with this vendor, is it so easy to meet two in the early morning? Anyway, the vendor, your judgment is so poor, do you really not lose money in business?

Seeing the frightened expression on the woman's face and wanting to run away, she was obviously worried that it would not be safe to have Yang Yifan in this stall. What made Yang Yifan even more depressed was that seeing the woman behaving like this, the vendor was also a little panicked, and he also made a move that was ready to run away at any time, and he was not even ready to ask for his own stall.

Yang Yifan walked a few steps towards the woman speechlessly, wanting to get closer and let her feel her breathing, and if she couldn't do it, she would suffer a little loss and let her touch herself, and if she felt that she had a body temperature, she should always believe that she was a human being, right?

Thinking of his action, the woman and the vendor were like frightened rabbits, screaming and running towards the construction site not far away because the workers got up and seemed to be a little noisy, for fear that if they ran slowly, they would be caught and eaten by Yang Yifan.

Yang Yifan looked at the two people who fled in panic and was slightly stunned, was he so terrifying? But the vendor was just that, how could he let the woman run away, and he yelled at the two who escaped.

"Don't run, I'll eat both of you if you run again!"

Since you all think I'm a ghost, I'm going to make a cameo appearance as a starving ghost today, and I'll stop you both from running away first.

Hearing Yang Yifan's shout, the figures of the two people not far away were slammed, and they glanced at each other, both understanding what the other party meant.

Subsequently... He exploded at an even faster speed and accelerated towards the construction site.

What they think in their hearts is, who are you bluffing, if you don't run, won't you stand and let you eat enough? If you escape like this, you might be able to get a chance to survive!

Yang Yifan was really speechless at this moment, how could he encounter such two strange things. Shaking his head, Yang Yifan laughed, his body shook slightly, and the person had disappeared in place.

Do you still want to run in front of yourself?

"Beauty, you haven't eaten breakfast early in the morning, can you stand it like this? Why don't we go back to the stall to eat a fried dough stick and drink a cup of soy milk, recover our strength and then run slowly." ”

The woman was running with all her might, when suddenly a gentle and somewhat playful voice came to her ears. Let her subconsciously reach out and touch her stomach, not to mention, although she went out after breakfast in the morning, but after such a high-intensity escape, she is really a little hungry now.

Nodding subconsciously, the woman suddenly felt that something was wrong. Why is this voice so close to him, as if it is ringing in his ears?

Ear, ear!!

The woman turned her head abruptly, and saw Yang Yifan's delicate face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. The woman was suddenly frightened, stumbled under her feet, and fell to the ground at once.

Looking at Yang Yifan, who was approaching her, the woman looked frightened, and covered her eyes with both hands, like an ostrich who buried its head in the sand and didn't want to face reality. Then he burst into tears, choking up as he cried.

"Woo... Ghost brother, don't eat me, okay, I'm still young and haven't found a boyfriend yet, and I don't know what it's like to be scared of Pa. And I'm not good at it, my breasts are silicone, my nose is padd, my face is also groomed, and I often break uric acid, if you eat it, I will have diarrhea. Whining... I forgot that you are a ghost, how can you have diarrhea. My life is really miserable, Mom, I want to go home!"

Yang Yifan felt that he was speechless in the morning more times than in previous decades. With Yang Yifan's eyesight, she can naturally see that she is a little girl in the original factory, and she has not used any knives on her body. This woman worked hard enough to scare herself not to eat her, and she stubbornly said that she was a stick country modified goods.

Yang Yifan endured a smile with a calm face, tried to make a terrifying expression, stood beside the woman and lowered his head to put his face in front of her, and said gloomily.

"Since you know that I am a ghost brother, you still don't listen to what I say, and you dare to run away if you listen to it? Obediently follow me back to the stall, I have something to ask you, if you don't tell you honestly, I will swallow you in one gulp! And you, boss, I haven't eaten enough just now, what will I eat when you are gone?"

The latter sentence was said to the vendor in the distance, and the vendor stiffened when he heard this, and then walked over to Yang Yifan with a sad face.

He could see that this ghost was not ordinary, he and the woman had run so far just now, but he still caught up with the woman in seconds. Even if he runs again, it's just in vain, it's better to entertain him and meet all his requirements, maybe after he eats his own food and the woman, he will let himself go when his stomach is full...

Yang Yifan, followed by two people, returned to the stall, took the food handed over by the vendor tremblingly, and Yang Yifan handed a copy to the woman casually.

The woman looked at the food in front of her, and the tears in her eyes flowed down her face at the thought that she would become food for the hungry ghosts around her for a while.

Yang Yifan saw that the woman didn't eat, and heard the gurgling sound in her stomach, and said with a chuckle.

"Let's eat something, or you'll become a starving ghost when you die, tsk, this feels really uncomfortable!"