The Spiritual Realm Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Death is also the Imperial Examination Don't want Keling 2
What's more peculiar is that others are studying the cooking skills of stir-frying, he only likes to study the cooking techniques, others are picky about eating meat and drinking soup, either hobbing mountain and sea delicacies, or hobbing wild vegetables, and this old man is fond of white flowers, and even picking eighteen bowls of rice in one breath is a must for meals, just pity Mi Dou, this old man to his own people, thinking that others also like rice, always forget to sell meat and cook for Mi Dou, often ask Mi Dou to accompany him to gnaw rice, almost every day leads to quarrels, Mi Dou scolded Luo Futu is a nervous disorder, cooking rice does not stir-fry, and Luo Futu is also justified, scolding Mi Dou for not knowing the blessing in the blessing, actually treat stinky meat and rotten vegetables as a delicacy!
This old man often has a serious way, let you delicacies from the mountains and seas, famous dishes of state banquets, roast mutton, clay dog meat, stewed fish, all of them are inferior, only rice is high!
Luo Futu thinks that he is normal, but in the eyes of the common people in the agricultural area, this strange person is indeed incomprehensible, for example, even if you take gold to pave the thatched pit, this old man is not surprised, however, when he sees others pour the leftover rice to feed the pigs and dogs, he will dig out his heart and lungs to stink a donkey's face, every time the rice bucket drops the rice grains in the bowl, the old man will be blue-faced.
Mi Dou often secretly slandered himself in his heart, this old man must have been a starving ghost in his life! This speculation is very close to the truth, this respected old Mr. Luo Futu, every time he goes to someone else's house as a guest, he has to go to someone's rice tank to grab a handful of rice, and in the long run, the grain in the basement is piled up, enough for him and Mi Dou to eat for several lifetimes.
Luo Futu pushes the way of the sages, and there are many strange things, for example, when he sweeps the courtyard of the academy, he often scatters the fallen leaves that have been swept into a pile after sweeping, and then continues to sweep with relish.
During the college holidays, Luo Futu is idle, relying on this superb cooking technology, steamed buns, pho, pastries, everything is extremely delicious, and it will also be used to set up stalls, which will always attract crowds, but he does not collect money, only firewood and rice, how much to give is arbitrary, it doesn't matter if you don't give, if you give him a handwriting book, he will look flattered, if you give him a handwritten calligraphy, he will be so excited that his legs tremble, but if someone gives him pork or something, then he will be expressionless, and the neighbors and neighbors are praised, what a respected true gentleman。
However, these things fell into Mi Dou's eyes, he could only sneer, what a bullshit realm gentleman! This dead old man has a wrong line! Don't want good pork, don't accept a lot of money and silver, and the young man's mouth has faded out of bird feathers.
This old man is indeed often nervously misaligned, born in the holy land of Zhenla Buddhism Luo Futu, was attracted by the ethereal teachings of Buddhism when he was a child, and when he was nearly in his old age, he lived in the agricultural area of the Buddhist paradise, but he really believed in the Buddha and worshiped the Buddha more and more.
The comfortable environment has brewed his compassionate state of mind, however, he lived a bloody and brutal life in the first half of his life, and his ideas and beliefs often have bumps with the old things in the red dust, and he is worried about certain things all day long, and when the pressure is too great, there will be a wrong nerve line, and he will do something that makes Mi Dou feel incredible, such as making a fire in the middle of the night and eating a big pot of rice, as if he was afraid that he would die tomorrow, or chattering and talking nonsense to Mi Dou like crazy, and Mi Dou was muddy.
In fact, if it was according to the original plan, it would be foolproof, and Luo Futu would not have to worry about it, but unfortunately, he made a mistake and raised this dangerous baby.
Originally, after the retreat had been arranged, according to the original plan, the baby was to be buried alive, this baby is an extremely dangerous object, and it will push Luo Futu into the abyss of death at any time. It's just that after entering the agricultural domain, he was like a sinner stepping into heaven, and he was afraid that his evil deeds would defile this heaven, so he went against his original plan and raised Midou.
Seeing, a baby grew up under his own raising, hugging and feeding, coaxing sleep, teaching words, all the way down, let him Luo Futu iron heart, but also have feelings, the care of Mi Dou is even more meticulous, under the child's innocence infection, Luo Futu is more respectful of the way of the sage.
In the early years, the two depended on each other for their lives, and they also had a lot of family fun, but Mi Dou grew up and understood many things, and saw that he was the only one who had no father or mother, and he couldn't help but scrutinize and ask questions.
If it is an ordinary child, it can also be coaxed over, but Mi Dou is smart and clever, if it is said that it was caught from a bamboo basket in the river, where is the bamboo basket now? Luo Futu will weave one casually, Mi Dou saw it and scolded, he is eight or nine years old, this bamboo basket is still new. If it is said that the stone jumped out of the deep mountain, Mi Dou was pestered to find his stone mother, Luo Futu couldn't be annoyed, so he casually pulled a distant place name, Mi Dou actually secretly climbed into the passing carriage, to go to the legendary 100,000 mountains to find his mother, if Luo Futu didn't have a magical power comparable to a fairy, in the vast sea of people, I'm afraid I would never find this naughty boy again.
Mi Dou is annoyed every day, and Luo Futu can't figure out what his mood is, he hesitated a few times, tangled a few times, and actually lost his mind, and confessed to Mi Dou after a big drunk, Mi Dou was actually snatched by him.
The only relative has become a murderer who separates his flesh and blood, it is really five thunders, Mi Dou ignored the heavy rain, and ran away from home with resentment that day, while cursing Luo Futu was struck by lightning, while looking for his parents in a daze, the result was just a cold in the deep mountains and forests, and he almost lost his life, and when he opened his eyes on the hospital bed, he saw that Luo Futu kindly fed the medicine down and asked him to burst into tears.
Mi Dou has suspected many times, but he always can't figure it out, this Luo Futu doesn't love money, he doesn't greed for fame and fortune, why should he rob himself? Mi Dou threatened Luo Futu over and over again, and the world was turned upside down, who are my parents? Where are they? Why are they robbing me?......
Luo Futu is always silent about these specific questions, he doesn't want to answer, let alone dare to answer, he can slap the entire Jinsha Town into ruins, but Mi Dou's relatives can press him into the eighteenth layer of hell with just one finger.
Angry, noisy, refused to go home, refused to eat, refused to read, Mi Dou had to set fire to his study, Luo Futu could only take out a big bamboo whip, pity this baby who grew more tender than spring buds, and it was a hot red and swollen when he was whipped.
The first sentence that Mi Dou can speak is 'grandpa', after knowing the truth, he will open his mouth and close his mouth is a dead old man, tossing for a long time, you beat me, I cried so much that the whole street heard it, the reputation of virtue and respect was suppressed, Luo Futu quickly hid the big bamboo whip in the pyre; if you don't beat me, it will turn the world upside down, Luo Futu quickly found out the big bamboo whip hidden in the pyre.
Slowly, Mi Dou calmed down, the whole thing changed, although he frolicked with his partners as usual, his eyes became more and more calm, most of the time he was as quiet as water, but there was a big volcano erupting in his heart, and finally Mi Dou calmed down, hiding all kinds of thoughts, and when the feathers grew hard, he would give you a good look at the dead old man!
However, Mi Dou is a lot unfamiliar with the feelings of the old man Luo Futu, he doesn't remind him when he goes out, he doesn't hum when he goes home, he swallows everything into his stomach, and he looks at Luo Futu's various behaviors coldly, Luo Futu wants to sell bread and steamed buns, Mi Dou grabs a handful of firewood ash and scatters it all over the sky, Luo Futu wants to clean the academy, Mi Dou runs around in the courtyard on the mud, Luo Futu has a big headache, and then Mi Dou's feelings are weaker, but he no longer makes trouble, and a group of hairy people go up the mountain and go down the river, and he will not come back in the middle of the night.
Mi Dou is thirteen years old this year, and he has grown up to be a disaster for the country and the people at a young age, and he is handsome and handsome in the fairy flowers, and he pities those cardamom girls in Jinsha Town, and he can't see through Mi Dou's stinky skin, and his beauty is close to the demon is bound to be a disaster, and he is a nymphomaniac with wishful thinking, and he has buried his good youth in vain.
Mi Dou is smart and clever, with a flowery mouth, the East Sister you are a fairy Luofan, the West Sister you are the reincarnation of the goblin, no wonder Cardamom girls love each other, since the age of three to recognize words, he was forced to read the Four Books and Five Classics every day by this Luofu Tu, drank a belly of ink, and lost the Four Books and Five Classics, and raised a mouthful of crepe rhetoric.
When he was a little older, he didn't go home with Luo Futu, and he learned the kung fu of tending to profit and observing the situation in the market, and he was conceived and nurtured by the double of the book and the city, and the treacherous and cunning cultivation of this rice bucket advanced by leaps and bounds, nine out of ten sentences could not distinguish the true from the false, and the bad water in the brain turned, and the vicious rain continued on the vicious waves of the sea, which really gave Luo Futu a headache, and Mi Dou was also the first brother of the children in Jinsha Town.
If you don't study, how can you strive for fame in the imperial examination? If you don't have the fame in the imperial examination, then you won't live a lifetime in vain!
After entering the agricultural domain, Luo Futu was deeply fascinated by the imperial examination, there is no endless blood, no endless death, no endless demon clan, only the way of the sages, this is the most dazzling light of the Celestial Empire, only the only superpower in this world is qualified to create this fantastic paradise.
However, Luo Futukong has a pious obsession, but he is destined to not be able to step into the examination room for half a step, because he is a scientific spirit!
The supreme law of the Celestial Empire's agricultural domain...... Those who are scientific are not allowed to participate in the imperial examination!
Imperial examination, this is the privilege of mortals, Luo Futu prostrate in front of the goddess of the imperial examination, but destined to be unable to touch the veil of the imperial examination, every drunken night he is heart-rending pain, later, Mi Dou grew up, Luo Futu put the expectations of his life on Mi Dou, Mi Dou is the grandson he raised, and the family won the fame of the imperial examination, that is, he kissed the toes of the goddess of the imperial examination.
It's a pity that things backfired, although Mi Dou was smart and clever, but he was not willing to spend half a bit of effort on the imperial examination, the four books and five classics were lost, and the mouth was closed, Confucius said that he was also the one who said it, Lao Tzu said that he was also the one who said it, and the sages all said that he was also the one who did not learn the four books and five classics, and he did not remember the rule of the world at all, and the articles and homework were all plagiarized, and he was sick and took leave yesterday, and he left early with illness today, and he was late tomorrow when he was sick, and the day after tomorrow he was sick and late, and the day after tomorrow Mi Dou bit the roasted sweet potato, with a solemn face, and fell the day after tomorrow and was bedridden.
Luo Futu naturally will not let Mi Dou go to waste, but this naughty boy is not so easy to deal with, you come hard, he will cry earth-shattering ghosts and gods, aunts, aunts, grandma and grandma, come soon!
Mi Dou was originally not interested in this old-fashioned imperial examination, and after knowing that he was snatched away, he regarded Luo Futu as an enemy, and became more and more rebellious, and Luo Futu's various good deeds, he could pick out the roots in the egg, not to mention the bad thing of coercion and temptation, and it was not a bad thing to carry this boring Erye Erye every day? Mi Dou wanted to burn all the books in the world.
However, his fine skin and tender flesh can't withstand the whipping, every time Luo Futu chases the big bamboo whip in front of everyone at the play, Mi Dou refuses to lose face in front of his partner, so he can only curse the dead old man, while sleeping and reading perfunctorily, Luo Futu whips up, he works harder, Luo Futu is a little loose, he is lazy.