Chapter 218 Guiguzi acupuncture
By the time Yang Yifan returned to school after dinner, it was almost 10 o'clock, and it was said that he couldn't enter the school at this time. But the school has a good plan, Yang Yifan has a wall ladder, and he casually found a corner of the wall where no one is around, and easily entered the school.
However, when he entered the school, he unexpectedly found several sneaky figures who were also turning out of the wall. But Yang Yifan didn't care, most of them were just a few people who wanted to sneak out in the middle of the night to surf the Internet, eat chicken, and shoot their sisters. This wall can be turned over by yourself, and everyone can turn it over if you turn it over me, and everyone can turn it over.
Avoiding the young couple who had a tryst in the woods and the security guards patrolling the campus, Yang Yifan returned directly to his dormitory, at this time the three of them had not yet slept and were holding a tea party in the dormitory.
"Third child, why did you come back? You didn't answer my phone call in the afternoon, and the counselor came to you several times. Cao Peng was the first to notice Yang Yifan pushing the door in, and asked urgently. You must know that because he slept by himself in the afternoon, he didn't go out with Yang Yifan, and later after Yang Yifan lost contact, he blamed himself a lot, for fear that there was something wrong with his body and something happened outside.
Yang Yifan glanced at Cao Peng unexpectedly, but he didn't expect him to call him so much. Except for some personal belongings, most of them are placed in a carry-on package. Naturally, there is no signal when the mobile phone is inside, so it is not surprising that Cao Peng and they can't get through.
"Oh,I'm bored in the afternoon and go out to the Internet for a while.,I forgot the time after a few handfuls.,It just so happened that the phone was out of battery.,So I'm really embarrassed.。 Yang Yifan laughed a few times, came to his bed and connected his phone to the charger.
"It's okay, you're fine. Cao Peng listened to Yang Yifan's explanation, and then he understood.
Gong Yu on the side opened his mouth and cried bitterly. "Hey, I said, the third child, how did you get it? How can you pretend to be sick and hide it from the instructor? I pretended to be in a heat stroke coma in the afternoon, but the instructor just looked at me coldly, and asked my classmate to buy me a large bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water and pour it down for me. ”
Saying this, Gong Yu paused, with a disgusting expression on his face, as if he hadn't woken up from the nightmare in the afternoon. "God, the third child, you don't know how bad that Huoxiang Zhengqi water is, it's like horse urine! I'm going to pretend to be unconscious, and at the same time, I'm going to force the urge to vomit, am I easy?"
Before Yang Yifan could answer, Zheng Jie, who was opposite him, said with a wicked smile. "How do you know that horse urine tastes the same as horse urine, have you ever drunk horse urine?"
"Fuck your uncle! You've just drunk horse urine, I'm a description, do you know what a description is?" Gong Yu picked up the pillow at the head of the bed and threw it towards Zheng Jie on the lower bunk opposite, but because he was too tired during the day, the pillow fell to the ground before he touched Zheng Jie under the weakness of his hands and feet.
Yang Yifan looked at the people who were playing with emotion, when Gong Yu arrived at the dormitory, he still looked like an honest and good boy, why was he so poor at the end of the day? Is it because he revealed his true nature after getting acquainted with a few people, or was he taught badly by Cao Peng's trivial man? It seems that Meng's mother is not unreasonable!
"I'm the one who can relieve your fatigue, would you like to try it?"
What Yang Yifan said is naturally a healing technique, and this skill is really magical, in addition to the wound disease, it can be repaired, and even the fatigue of the body can be alleviated to a certain extent. Now seeing that his roommates are so tired, he still decides to help them. Otherwise, the military training has just begun, and there will be some of them in the future.
"What way? I'll try!" Gong Yu was overjoyed when he heard Yang Yifan's words, and immediately replied, without asking what the method was, he decided to try.
It's really because the truth of his torture today is too miserable, his body is the weakest among several people, Cao Peng and Yang Yifan stole for a long time today, and he himself wanted to be lazy but was rectified by the instructor, the first day of military training made him miserable, he was worried about whether he would be able to get up tomorrow, and now he heard that Yang Yifan had a way, he said that he would give it a try.
Cao Peng's eyes also lit up, and he looked at Yang Yifan excitedly. You must know that he didn't ask for sick leave, he can still say that he will accompany Yang Yifan to see a doctor today, but he won't be able to go to the doctor tomorrow, he also has to follow Gong Yu to military training, and a way to relieve fatigue is also what he desperately needs.
As for Zheng Jie, he looked indifferent, his physical fitness was the best, and this level of training was nothing to him at all. However, he also turned his head to look at Yang Yifan, a little curious about what method he would use to relieve the fatigue of a few people.
Yang Yifan looked at the expressions of several people, smiled mysteriously, and then took out a small wooden box from his pocket.
Zheng Jie looked at this small wooden box and was stunned, this can't be...
Looking at the inquiring look in Zheng Jie's eyes, Yang Yifan smiled suddenly. "That's right, I am the ninety-ninth generation descendant of the legendary Guiguzi Divine Needle, and now I will use the Guigu Formation to eliminate your fatigue. ”
This is a new way for Yang Yifan to disguise the healing technique, that is, to pretend that he knows Chinese medicine and acupuncture, after all, in ancient times, acupuncture and moxibustion methods were used to maintain health and strengthen the body. By the Tang Dynasty, acupuncture and health care had occupied a considerable position. Until modern times, the World Health Organization has publicly declared that acupuncture is indeed effective for certain diseases.
Of course, these are not the main reasons, Yang Yifan chose to use acupuncture to cover up purely because, he thinks acupuncture sounds very good.
"Guiguzi?" Zheng Jie was shocked when he heard this, with an expression on his face that I read less than you, don't lie to me about huskies. "Isn't Guiguzi the Taoist celebrity, the founder of the Zongheng family, when will he still have acupuncture?"
The smile on Yang Yifan's face froze, he was also talking nonsense just now, thinking about it carefully, Guiguzi really has nothing to do with traditional Chinese medicine as Zheng Jie said.
"Well, don't worry about the details. What do you know, Guiguzi is an old man who is thorough and wise, and his wisdom is beyond the reach of others. The first is mathematics, the second is military science, the third is language science, and the fourth is birth. Do you know what it means to be born? That is, he is an old man who cultivates his true nature, dispells illness and prolongs his life, takes food and guides, and ascends to the ground. You said that his old man can soar, what's so strange about practicing some elixir and acupuncture?"
Yang Yifan opened his mouth and came, and he was stunned for a moment by virtue of his erudition and strong memory, and he couldn't help but nod his head at his tone. As if worried that they would react, Yang Yifan hurriedly asked. "Do you want to try it or not, I can tell you, I don't give him an injection in ordinary people. After this village, there is no store like me!"
"If you want it, don't say it's acupuncture now, as long as I don't feel so painful, I will admit it!" Gong Yu jumped off Yang Yifan's top bunk impatiently, and when he fell to the ground, his legs were weak, and he almost knelt in front of Yang Yifan.
Yang Yifan quickly grabbed him and helped Gong Yu to sit in his seat. "You wait a minute, I'll prepare. After speaking, Yang Yifan took out his mobile phone and looked at it a few times. "Hmmm... You take off your clothes and turn your back to me. ”
Gong Yu was shocked, and he rushed out. "Old... Third child, will you throw a bar of soap in front of me?"
Yang Yifan kicked at him, and he couldn't laugh or cry in his mouth. "What do you want, just your chrysanthemum, the uncle is not thin, hurry up and undress. ”
Gong Yu grinned, sat back on Yang Yifan's bed, and said to Yang Yifan while undressing. "Whether it's full or half-off, you have to leave me a pair of pants!"
Yang Yifan... "Get out!"