Chapter 27: Why Don't You Die When You're Old (2-in-1)

Mr. Bao didn't say anything at the beginning of his appearance, it was very ordinary. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

He greeted the guests, smiled and asked the butler to start preparing the banquet, while the guests began to prepare the congratulatory gifts.

In this regard, Xiao Tie naturally hid aside and did not mix, he himself was mixed in, it is not appropriate to mess around, in the eyes of many people, he is a transparent person, and no one pays attention to him.

Soon the food came up, Xiao Tie was overjoyed, he had never seen many delicacies, so he let go of his stomach and started eating.

Of course, Xiao Tie didn't forget his business while eating delicious food, he pricked up his ears to listen to others.

"Sure enough, Old Man Bao's body has reached the limit, and even ordinary people can see the degree of weakness, and he will definitely not live for seven days. Someone quietly concluded.

"Mr. Bao has no descendants, the only relative is his wife, but his old man's wife also died ten years ago, and the entire Bao family is now presided over by an old housekeeper who is in charge of housework, very lonely, and I don't know who Mr. Bao will leave the inheritance to, but according to my guess, it should be among these guests who came to the birthday banquet, hoping to choose me. "Some people are very interested in inheritance and make bold guesses.

Many people snoop on the inheritance of Old Man Bao, but Old Man Bao's status is special, and no one dares to mess around.

And his inheritance is the kind of dictation, which is old-fashioned, and it is obviously impossible to take it hard.

This is also the reason why many people have expected something at this birthday banquet, but they still come in high spirits.

Xiao Tie grabbed a chicken leg in his hand and gnawed on it, the meat was delicious and delicious, which made people want to stop, it was incomparable to the delicacy of the earth, he thought about it.

"It's no wonder that this inheritance will be lost, and finally become a huge sound, the problem is actually with Old Man Bao himself. ”

Earlier, he heard someone say something about the rules set by Old Man Bao in his early years, and he guessed it, but it was a rumor after all, and now he can be sure that it is difficult to obtain the inheritance of Old Man Bao.

But how hard is it?

Since people have set the rules, it must be possible to obtain them, Xiao Tie is full of confidence, he wants to try it, even if he can't in the end, he still has the last hole card, which can ensure that he can get the inheritance.

With a plan, Xiao Tie ate even more, completely ignoring all the contemptuous and alienated eyes around him, and devoted himself to eating and drinking.

It's no wonder that Xiao Tie is so embarrassed.

After all, this kind of feast is not something that anyone can eat if they want to, that is, at the birthday banquet of Old Man Bao's 100th birthday, it is possible to have such a rich and complete food.

Not to mention anything else, Xiao Tie dares to guarantee that ordinary people have never even heard of this table full of dishes.

So these delicacies alone made Xiao Tie feel that this trip was very worthwhile, he didn't eat for nothing, and he still wanted to eat after eating.

"Hmm!~ Delicious! This chicken leg is not simple, it must be a beast chicken that is about to turn into a monster, the meat is delicious and delicious, not to mention, it also contains a kind of power, which can promote the cultivation of martial artists, that is, the chef who cooks this dish is a little lazy and uses ordinary condiments, otherwise the taste will definitely go to the next level, catch up with He Xianlou......"

"What kind of dish is this? I can't even eat what it's made of, sure enough, the world is strange, there are no wonders, so crispy, so spicy, cool!"

"This kind of meat is similar to fish, very delicious and tender, but there is no shark fin, it melts in the mouth, what, this is actually a special plant cooking?"

"Oh my God, what is this? It's so delicious, it turns out that not every dish is delicious, it's so disappointing, it may have something to do with my appetite, but this dish tastes quite special, and some people may like it......"

Many people watched Xiao Tie eat and were a little dumbfounded.

It's a meal here, it's just a gobble, it's almost a dish, and the people at a table haven't moved their chopsticks yet, and half of them have been reduced, just like one of the dishes, it is a whole beast meat cooked, just came up Xiao Tie tore off half of it and stuffed it into his mouth, while stuffing it for a year and complaining that the things were not delicious, which made people speechless.

Someone next to him really couldn't look past it, glared at Xiao Tie with his eyes, and wanted to knock Xiao Tie: "This little brother, don't you know how to be polite? ”

This was a little vague, but obvious, he was saying that Xiao Tie should not be too much, let him pay attention to it.

However, Xiao Tie rolled his eyes directly while holding a plate, still holding food in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Isn't the banquet just eating? I am in the way of eating? If you don't eat, I'll eat! Also, no one teaches you, don't you talk when you eat?"

After saying that, he ignored it and continued to fight with food to the end.

However, the person who spoke was mad, he was in his fifties, and he was still counted down by a young junior, this kind of back-to-back situation was simply devastating.

The key thing is that he can't be angry yet, because this is the birthday banquet of the old man Bao.

He can not give anyone's face, but he must give only the old man's face.

This made him tremble with anger, his eyes were red, and finally he snorted coldly and ate his own with his head shut.

"Uneducated, how did this person get in? When did even this kind of person enter Old Man Bao's banquet?"

"Crazy, this is a madman, others at the banquet of Old Man Bao, they are trying to behave as well as possible, try their best to be restrained, or please as much as possible, but this crazy man is so messy, this is completely troublemaking, look over there, Old Man Bao's face has changed, extremely ugly!"

"Isn't that Elder Han of the Beast Tamers Association? He kindly reminded the other party that that guy didn't give face, but instead counted Elder Han for not being educated, this is simply crazy, unbelievable!"

"Who knows who that young man is? Which junior of the family is so arrogant and ignorant, it's me, just slap him to death, it's too embarrassing!"

"It's just a rice bucket, is it to come to this place to eat?

On the other side, Zhuang Xia, who had just sat down to eat, had already covered his eyes, and couldn't bear to look at it directly, and at the same time felt uneasy in his heart, he felt that he was going to be unlucky.

Sure enough, a young man at the same table with him suddenly had his eyes lit up and looked at Zhuang Xia: "Zhuang Dashao, I remember that kid should have come with you, right? Could it be that he is a relative of your family?"

No wonder this person would misunderstand, if it was a subordinate, Xiao Tie would not have sat down to eat, and ordinary people are not qualified to sit down.

And since he sat down, then he must have a certain identity, so he suspected that that person was some relative of Zhuang Xia.

Zhuang Xia wanted to cry, but he cried with a sad face, shook his head vigorously, and of course denied it: "Of course not, how can Ben Dashao have a rice bucket relative like him, this is absolutely impossible, we just met on the road and came in together, I definitely didn't lie to you!"

However, it was good that he didn't say this, as soon as he said it, everyone directly cast their eyes in disbelief, and they were very contemptuous, thinking that Zhuang Xia was trying to cover up, which made Zhuang Xia almost jump to his feet.

"Hehe, Zhuang Dashao, don't hide it, he must be your relative, who doesn't know that your family is all from a gourmet, the biggest advantage is that you can eat, in terms of eating, who can compare to your banker?"

Zhuang Xia was really about to cry.

What do you mean by that!

What a look!

What are you kidding, if you can eat, it's their Zhuang family?

What kind of logic is this?

Well, that's right, if it really comes to eating, they are really not inferior to others!

But their family's food is obviously different from Xiao Tie's kind of nonsense eating and drinking, right, saying that it is eating, that is good quality!

However, everyone didn't believe his performance at all, which made Zhuang Xia feel more wronged than Dou E, of course, provided that he wanted to know who Dou E was.

"I really don't know him......" Zhuang Xia wanted to cry without tears, he wanted to hit the wall now.

You said you were good, why did you make such a strange friend?

It's okay now, I've been cheated, haven't I?

The young man raised his eyebrows: "Zhuang Dashao, this is your mistake, is it time to veto?"

The young man was a little distressed: "I misjudged you, I thought you were a character, but I didn't expect you to be such a person, isn't it just a relative's trouble?

Speaking of this, in the end, it was even more miraculous: "Don't blame my brother for not reminding you, if you really anger Old Man Bao, your life will not be easy!"

Burst!~

Zhuang Xia really vomited blood!

He has said it over and over again, Xiao Tie is really not his relative!

Why don't you believe?

However, looking at everyone's expressions, Zhuang Xia knew that he was really difficult to ride a tiger at this time, he gritted his teeth, stood up angrily, and gritted his teeth: "Okay! Since you all say that he is a relative of Ben Shao, that's good! You all want to see Ben Shao eat deflated, so what if Ben Shao eats!"

Although Zhuang Xia is relatively simple, he is not stupid!

Why can't he see it at this time?

The guy who spoke, and the guy who watched the fun, was on purpose!

After all, Old Man Bao's inheritance is destined to be obtained by only one person, and if they can cut off a strong opponent, they must be very happy, so it is useless for him to say anything now!

"Enough!"

At this moment, an angry shout sounded, and in an instant, everyone lost their voices.

There is no doubt that the person who opened his mouth is Mr. Bao!

Seeing that his face was gloomy, his eyes swept over everyone, many people lowered their heads, and did not dare to look directly at Old Man Bao, feeling that they were at a loss, after all, this was Old Man Bao's 100th birthday banquet, they were making such a fuss, they were simply packing Old Man's face!

Old Man Bao's gaze brushed over everyone's faces one by one, making people's cheeks hot, and finally he fixed on Xiao Tie.

And as the old man's gaze froze, everyone also looked at Xiao Tie.

Then, just when everyone was secretly wondering if Old Man Bao would go on the spot in the next moment.

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

Let's chirp~Let's chirp~

"This meat is good, very delicious, comparable to Warcraft meat, so many dishes are really the most palatable, almost comparable to the deliciousness of He Xianlou. ”

The representative of He Xianlou heard it, it was a young woman, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she couldn't cry or laugh.

Because this kind of praise is pleasant to listen to, and it is also true.

But the timing is really wrong, it makes people so depressed that they vomit blood,

Suck~

"it! Who's making this soup? It's a terrible thing, and it's not even as good as breakfast at a roadside stall! Not to mention the bitterness, it still smells fishy, and it's a failure, it's a failure! Fortunately, my strength is not high, otherwise this taste alone would make me lose interest in other foods, and I would be defeated!"

The corners of someone's mouth twitched, oh my God, where the hell did this weirdness come from?

You know, this soup is made of an incomparably rare Warcraft meat!

The result is this evaluation?

As for the fishy smell, it's because of the special quality of the Warcraft meat itself!

If it can be removed, other culinary masters will not know about it, and they will still use you to evaluate it?

What's more, eating this soup itself is to eat its meat, not its taste, because after taking this soup, the martial artist can improve his strength to a certain extent, which is precious, this is the key, okay!

At this moment, I don't know how many people's jaws dropped to the ground, with a loveless expression!

Not to mention the others, even Zhuang Xiazhuang Dashao was dumbfounded at this moment, almost collapsed, and at the same time admired Xiao Tie very much, he really dared to say anything......

"Okay, good, good! This little brother, I don't know which junior you are, can you leave a name? So that the old man can know who the old man has offended, and let people abuse the old man so badly at the old man's birthday banquet, so that the old man will not be blinded!"

Rumble!!

The whole banquet scene was shaken, and they knew that this time, Old Man Bao was completely angry!

Otherwise, on this happy day, how could Old Man Bao mention the word 'death'?

And this can also be heard from the tone, it is really angry to the extreme!

In fact, they also understand that this situation, let alone resting on Old Man Bao, even if it rests on themselves, I am afraid that the situation is the same, and they will be angry to death!

However, they looked at Xiao Tie again.

Belch~

Seeing Xiao Tie burping, he glanced at the old man, and then threw the last piece of meat into his mouth to chew, and finally took a sip of wine, and then said suspiciously: "Old man, what are you talking about, I don't understand? What enemy is not an enemy, I am not your enemy! Also, what kind of death is not blinding? Are you going to die? This is great, I have been waiting for a long time!"

Burst!~

What do you mean?

Do you mean that if you wait for a long time to eat, you are waiting for someone to die?

Nima!

Someone sprayed it on the spot!

They couldn't believe it, this guy was dying to the point of death, and he dared to talk like this?

They were apprehensive in their hearts and looked at Old Man Bao cautiously.

Because they are very worried now, worried that Old Man Bao's body, which is already bad, will he not be able to hold on to it and die on the spot if he is so angry.

into view.

Seeing that the old man Bao was trembling at this time, he suddenly stood up, and his body looked quite healthy, but he sat down directly at this moment.

If it weren't for the old housekeeper's quick eyes and quick hands, he supported him at the critical moment, and I am afraid that he would sit on the ground on the spot.

However, the people who saw this scene did not have time to breathe a sigh of relief and shouted that it was dangerous.

The next moment.

I saw that Old Man Bao's eyes were red, he pointed at Xiao Tie, his lips kept opening and closing, you and you were stunned for a long time, and I couldn't say a word.

Immediately afterwards, in the next moment, a mouthful of reverse blood spurted out, and he was really so angry that he vomited blood, which made people stunned at the same time, and his heart almost stopped beating.

You know, once Old Man Bao dies, then what they planned will be completely ruined!

Damn it!

Everyone glared at Xiao Tie angrily, it's all this guy, if it weren't for this guy, how could Old Man Bao become like this, this is a bastard!

However, before they collectively pen and write, they will eat Xiao Tie alive and regenerate!

"It's a pity, I thought I was going to die, but I didn't expect to have the strength to vomit blood, now I'm happy in vain, old man, why don't you die." ”

Xiao Tie's slightly disappointed voice seemed to have some kind of magic at this moment, which made everyone lose their voices instantly.

"Forget it, I won't kill you when the matter has come to this, although your life should have been extinguished, but since you are not dead, then live well, anyway, your inheritance is also mine. ”

"But say it in advance, for the sake of my safety, who is that, old man Bao, you have to agree to a few conditions, otherwise you will still die......"