Chapter 204 There is a definite number in life, who finishes first and goes first

This definite answer instantly shocked Cao Peng's nerves, and he excitedly took Gong Yu's hand and asked. ", I can't imagine that you are such a second child! Then you must be that? What is that feeling, is it so cool in the movie? Have you called it, or Zhang Wei, has she called it, and the voice is gone?"

As the first of the three to do that, Cao Peng felt the need to learn a little from Gong Yu. Even if you can't really do it yourself, it's still good to have more theoretical knowledge. As for Zheng Jie's playboy, although he has rich experience in this area, Cao Peng subconsciously ignored him.

"Ahem... Yang Yifan listened to Cao Peng's more and more explicit questions, and couldn't help coughing to remind him. You and I are both living eunuchs, why bother asking so deeply, isn't this making me uncomfortable? And that's a private question of others, how can I say it to you. Yang Yifan thought like this as he reached out and pulled his brother close to his pants, so that it was not so obvious that he was excited.

"This... You'll know this when you do it later, boss, and it won't be interesting to tell you now. And the only thing I can tell you is that it wasn't as cool as the movie, it was more of a torture for me. Gong Yu shook his head and said with a depressed face.

Cao Peng didn't believe it when he heard this. "Second brother, you are a full man, you don't know how hungry you are, what's wrong with this society? Drought and drought, waterlogging, you still think that thing is torture, do you know that the real reason why I think about it day and night, and being admitted to Danfu University, is it all for that? I would rather attach all your torture to me!"

Gong Yu watched Cao Peng open his mouth to speak and stopped, and finally sighed lowly. "Hey, boss, you won't understand. ”

Yang Yifan saw that the atmosphere suddenly became solemn, Cao Peng and Gong Yu were alone, one looking at the sky and the other bowing his head and depressed. Hurriedly played a round and asked Gong Yu. "Then the second one, are you going to move out too? Hey, Zheng Jie's kid hasn't come back recently, if you move out too, our bedroom will be less lively all of a sudden. ”

"Why do you want to move out?!" As soon as Yang Yifan's words were finished, Gong Yu looked at him with a look of surprise.

Cao Peng interjected. "Second child, what are you pretending to be pure, of course you are moving out to live with Zhang Wei! Isn't it much more convenient to do something shameless like that, the bed, kitchen, living room, and toilet are your battlefields, and it makes me so excited to think about it!"

Yang Yifan has always felt that with the imagination of the boss Cao Peng, if he writes at the singularity, he will definitely become a generation of gods. Now his thoughts have not changed, but he thinks that he should add two words of H color in front of the two words, so that he can give full play to his ability and experience of reading thousands of films.

"Oh, you say this! You don't have to move out, Zhang Wei and I have broken up, it took two days, and the task was completed perfectly!" Gong Yu said indifferently, and at the same time, he made a funny salute like in the movie.

"What?!"

His answer made Yang Yifan and Cao Peng dumbfounded, he said before that he was fast, Cao Peng only hooked up after one night, and lived together the next day. Who knows that the two of them will break up faster, and they won't just snap for two nights, even if Gong Yu is violent, he will do it more than ten times at most, just like he said, it will become a kind of torture, just like that- tired?

"Why did you break up?" Cao Peng asked urgently, he finally became a matchmaker, and he was proud that the two fell in love at first sight, who knew that before he could brag to others, the two people who protected the media were so separated.

"Complete the task and divide it!" Gong Yu said as a matter of course.

"Nima! What does it mean to complete the task and divide it, do you think the task of falling in love is to live together and be afraid of Pa?" Cao Peng looked at Gong Yu's unbelievable face, he couldn't imagine that there was such a strange person in the world, and this person was also his roommate.

Gong Yu nodded. "Of course. ”

Yang Yifan was speechless when he heard it next to him, could it be that what the second child said before was true? In fact, he didn't lack a girlfriend, he just lacked a wife. That's why after he broke up with Zhang Wei, he bought a new green hat to wear. This means that he buys a hat every time he changes his girlfriend, and then thinking about his cabinet of hats, Yang Yifan feels a little scary.

"Second brother, you bought the forgiveness hat because you broke up with Zhang Wei?" Yang Yifan thought about it again and again, but couldn't help but ask.

Before Gong Yu could answer, Cao Peng immediately connected. "No, second. Aren't you just going to fall in love? Even if you're scared, you don't need to buy a forgiveness hat. You still have such a long life in the future, if you don't snap a girl and wear a forgiveness hat after breaking up, then how many will you have to buy in the future, there will be more than one cabinet!"

Cao Peng laughed as he spoke, the more he laughed, the more he felt that something was wrong, and then looked at Yang Yifan's speechless eyes, Cao Peng suddenly realized. Stretched out his finger and pointed at Gong Yu, and said in a trembling tone. "Do you have so many forgiveness hats in your cabinet, second brother... Cao Peng didn't say anything more, because he felt extremely ridiculous for his idea.

Unexpectedly, Gong Yu nodded lightly. "As you guys think, for some special reasons, my girlfriend is much more than you think. So boss, please stop in the future, and you must not introduce me to a girlfriend again!"

Cao Peng was dumbfounded all of a sudden, he always thought that Zheng Jie was a god, a playboy who played with girls' feelings. I didn't expect the real god to be so close to me, looking at the full forgiveness hat in Gong Yu's cabinet, I'm afraid it won't be less than 100...

"Do you know the second child? People can eat an average of nine tons of food in their lifetime, and whoever finishes it first will leave first. But it doesn't matter, what I want to say is that it's the same thing. The number of times everyone can snap in a lifetime is also fixed, if you finish snapping first, you will die young, do you know? What, second brother, this is not me cursing you, mainly because of these more than 100 ex-girlfriends, how many big waists are not enough for you to make like this! And you should be less than twenty years old, in a few years you will not be able to fit in this cabinet, I am afraid that you will not be able to fit in this cabinet, and you really responded to the sentence that the biting dog does not bark!"

Cao Peng's face was distressed, as if such a thing did not happen to him, it was God's greatest sin.

Gong Yu just smiled lightly and didn't say anything about Cao Peng's question.

Yang Yifan saw that there must be another secret between Gong Yu and Zhang Wei, and his cabinet of forgiveness hats would not be so simple. But now Gong Yu obviously doesn't want to talk about this issue, and as a brother, Yang Yifan can only help him stop Cao Peng, who still wants to get to the bottom of it.