Shining Gold Town
"Everyone here!" I stepped on the table and arrogantly borrowed the robber's dialect from the classic lines in martial arts dramas when I was a student, and shouted: "I don't want your underwear, just your gold coins! 100 gold coins per person!"
However, the original words in memory should be "I don't want your money, just take off your underwear!" Of course, to keep my image as a girl, that kind of shameless words are still ...... , especially to collect men's bottoms......
A group of men tilted their heads and looked at the puppet with their eyes wide open, as if they were stupid......
(What are you looking at, haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman?)
I tore off my cloak to reveal my true face, smiled grimly, took out 4 flying knives by trick, and said viciously to a group of scum in the world:
"Have you finished urinating? Have you finished praying to God? Have you cowered in the corner while crying, obediently waiting for the slaughter? As a man, since you have done such a dirty thing to an innocent girl who has no personnel, please pay for it obediently like a good child. Strange uncles, God tells us to be kind!"
(Uh, I don't include me, I'm a woman, a real beauty.) ļ¼
Bang!
The man at the head was full of muscles and shot the case.
"Don't be too ......"
But before he could finish shouting, two throwing knives were nailed to the dining table in front of him. After staring at the flying knife in front of him for three seconds, his tone suddenly changed, and he explained his explanation very rationally: "I said, Miss Beauty, have you ever thought about it? What are the consequences of robbing the whole boat?"
"Well, my lord, I know very well. I tried to put on an innocent smile and continued, "I'm so scared, but if you don't pay today, I will make sure that all of you at the table will never have the chance to see the land again." As I spoke, the knives in my hand turned into four again.
This medium-level show operation is to tell everyone present, don't want to resist, the speed at which you draw your weapons will never be able to catch up with the speed at which I throw throwing knives.
"1ooo gold coins per person! If you don't pay the money, I will cut off the flesh from his body little by little, and play as bait for sharks! Don't worry, if that person can hold out until the moment I see land, I will consider whether to let him get off the boat according to my mood. ā
After speaking, I put my left hand against my beautiful face and said playfully: "As a peer, this is a friendship price, only 1oo gold coins!
Someone, who had been fooled by the success of my raid, jumped his eyelids, and his face became gloomy with incredulity, helplessness, resentment, and calculated annoyance.
I knew very well that, except for the few cowards hiding in the corner, everyone here who dared to stand up and slap the table was repeatedly weighing the gap between themselves and me.
And even the leader of this group of thieves wants to play a showdown with me at all costs. That is, there is also a very important premise for handing over the thieves who started to make trouble.
That is, I have to make sure that I can get out of this restaurant alive from my current hands......
The leader was stunned for a long time, and finally sat back in his chair as if he had accepted his fate. Maybe he figured it out, compared to 100 gold coins, or his own life is more important.
I flicked the four throwing knives in my hand and shot them in two different directions.
With a bang, the double-edged broadaxe that a berserker had secretly raised by Pixar was knocked down.
Overall, this guy is still relatively good, but the disadvantage is that he is too "silly and happy", which means that he lacks a tendon in his heart. Someone who can call me a friend in just a few days is certainly not a bad person!
If you want to blame him, you can only blame him for his bad luck and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. If I let him go now, then the thieves will take their anger out on him. I'm sure he'll be stolen by angry thieves until he runs out of panties before he hits land.
But this girl is thinking of sneaking up on me? A warrior is stealing a giant double-sided axe to attack a sentinel temporarily posing as a thief? Is he really not a pig's head?
I squinted at him with a look of appreciation, and the knives in my right hand suddenly turned into eight, unfolding them and waving them gently as fans. Towards a pig's head, he snorted gloomily: "Xiao X~, should we increase the price again?"
Pixar, a self-proclaimed warrior of the Far North, was still immersed in lamenting how hard I had thrown my throwing knives when he suddenly heard me shouting his name. "IāI don't have any money!" he straightened up and stared fearlessly against the wall.
(That means you don't have money, you have to die!What a bachelor! Admire you, our little Cole, but please don't shake those legs, okay?)
"Oh...... That's it!"
I twisted my head towards the other person, and at the same time the voice was long enough, and suddenly I raised my hand, and two throwing knives came out of my hand!
And before I could wave my right hand again, Pixar suddenly exclaimed, "Oh! I remember! I still have some money! Damn it, how could I forget?"
(Well, if you know now, why bother?)
"What about you?"
A skinny figure was trying to pull the corner of his leather armor nailed to the wall of the doorway out of the throwing knife.
"Ahh Urinary urgency....... Urgency to urinate. A man explained, giving up on the last struggle.
God tells us that money is something outside of the body. After a moment of silence, someone who was the head of the thief took out his money bag with a reverent face, counted 1oo gold coins and pushed them to me, and then said with a serious face: "Madam, please take care of them, everything is a living being." ā
"I'll take good care of them, and I won't let you down. I immediately put away the robber-like expression and replied solemnly.
The two of us didn't look like robbers and victims at all, but like gentle orphanage directors and gentle big sisters who were adopting poor little boys.
After someone took the lead, things went much smoother, and the men took out their pockets one by one.
Of course, it also included the first few people who had been beaten up and had been lying on the ground with corpses, who got up with panda eyes and limped up in front of me, full of reluctance to give the gold coins in full.
"I'm going to put the ugly words ahead of me, and I don't allow you people to pay attention to the people and things in the upper class room 7 and the middle room 13-17. Otherwise, I'll come back to greet you all again. Of course, I also welcome you to come to my place at any time, and I will also visit you from time to time depending on your mood. I straightened up, said hello to everyone, and continued, "Then the little girl will say goodnight to everyone at the table today."
ā
Then, with the expressions of "Let's go, let's go!" on everyone's faces, they left the restaurant calmly.
"Ahh ā
For me to go and come back, it was as if I had seen something terrible in the room.