The elf girl in front of her was wearing a one-piece silk dress, with delicate patterns on the cuffs and skirts, fitting the figure and looking slender and exquisite. Behind it is the elven cloak unique to the elves, which hangs down to the crook of the legs, gently swaying with the wind. There is a small teardrop-shaped pin on his chest, which flashes with a complicated light, and his waist is tied with a chain-like silver chain, which makes his waist more and more thin and unbearable. Under his feet is a pair of open-toed leather boots, I can't see the material, only the exposed toes are round and full, like carved from white jade, like a work of art more like real toes. Her hair was a silver hair that shimmered green, shiny as silk, hanging down her shoulders like a waterfall, two long, pointed ears sticking out of her hair, and the sunlight reflected a faint transparent red through the thin eardrums, which was extremely beautiful and lovely. The facial features can be skipped, because I really can't find a suitable description, the beauty is very blurry, only the color of the lips is very different from that of humans, it is a very light pink, it seems indescribably delicate, soft, and always feels like petals stained with dewdrops, which makes people can't help but want to try how soft it is, which makes people very impressed.

As soon as she stood there, the whole person was like a shallow glow, and it was extremely beautiful!

"Rely on it again! Mei Cheng is like this, she will definitely not be able to get married!" Xu Zheng couldn't help but blurt out again.

Xu Zheng's whispering to himself was heard by Xing Badai, and he felt angry and rushed up. If it weren't for the fact that she was only fifty-eight years old, the male elves who proposed would have been lined up from Tekrino to Modeldora!

Farts can be messed up, but words are definitely not allowed to be talked about. For example, implying that a certain part of a man is not large enough and the size is not up to standard, and also implying that a certain woman is not beautiful, too old, and overweight, these are all taboos. It's just that Xu Zheng is not a hint, it is an explicit ......

Star Badet jumped out. Zhang Gong looked at Xu Zheng and said angrily: "Say." Ugly ghost, why can't I get married?"

Xu Zheng is the type of person who doesn't know what year and month the love sinus will open, and a intestine goes straight to the end, and he instinctively replied without thinking about it: "You have grown into such virtue, who dares to marry? In the end, it can only be turned into an old vase!"

This Terran man has committed three of the most unforgivable sins. First. He shouldn't say that she can't get married, this is a taboo for women, and so are elf women. Second, he shouldn't have said she was a vase. Third, he shouldn't have said she was old. Summing up the above three points, this person has reached the point of mutual indignation between man and God.

Xu Zheng hadn't noticed what he had said, but he saw that the glow of the elf girl's whole body instantly turned into a flame of revenge. The beautiful girl took her bow at him in the flames. said coldly: "I am the elf princess Star Badet Night Song, human, report your name." ”

For some reason, Xu Zheng was suddenly a little scared. Said cautiously: "Terran, Xu Zheng." ”

"Very good!" said Xingbadai, "How do you compare, you say." There is nothing elves that will lose to humans. Compare and compare. Win, make conditions, lose, die!"

Xu Zheng shrank his head, and he was bitter in his heart. Who said that the elves love peace, live with nature all the time, and have no fire......? I don't know if I ate something wrong in the morning...... He ignored it. The elf girl is also a woman, and if she is a woman, she cannot tolerate his three sins. Such a big-mouthed man deserves to be punished!

Shu Yu whispered behind Xing Ba Dai: "Princess...... "He is a generation older than Xing Ba Dai, and the elves have no strict distinction between seniority and status, and they have been playing together for a long time, and I have never seen her so angry. Subconsciously, he had a little affection for these humans who respected the goddess Ellotanthra, and felt that it was better to stop them.

Seeing that Xu Zheng was silent, Xing Badai turned provocative, raised her eyebrows at the curved beauty, and said, "What's the matter, don't dare? Terran men are like you, and they all know how to do something tasteless!"

Finished. This is also one of the big taboos of men, Xu Zheng was suddenly ignited, and the small universe burst out: "I'm not a man?!" he pulled open his shirt, revealing his increasingly strong pectoralis muscles, slapped them with a crackling sound, and roared: "Are you blind? What is this? Human men are much better than you elf men, this is called masculine and fit! If it weren't for the difference in dress, maybe you wouldn't be able to distinguish between you elf men and women." Damn, with your little breasts, maybe not as big as me!"

"Wow...... Orson pounded his face in pain and said weakly: "It's over, it's going to be bad." ”

Sure enough, Xing Badai's face was blue and white, and her unrealistically beautiful face was suddenly knocked out of the mortal world, and a very realistic hideousness swelled up. The handsome face of the tree feather behind her also appeared bruised, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Princess, I won't stop you!

Star Badai blushed and said, "Okay!"

shouted again: "The ugly ghost over there, how can you compare to you!" was angry and angry, forgetting that he was holding his bow and arrow at Xu Zheng, and as soon as he let go of his hand, he shot an arrow at Xu Zheng's head.

"Ahh

The other party's vigorous skills were stunned, and the arrow that was not deliberately shot made her a little ashamed, and she was about to apologize, but the words that the person said immediately made her already small apologies disappear immediately, and there was only one thought left: I really want to shoot him into a hedgehog!

Xing Badai angrily threw away the bow and arrow in her hand, and said, "Wen Dou is Wen Dou, you, draw a line! The culture and art of the elves have a long history, I'm afraid I can't compare to you?"

Shu Yu picked up Starbadet's elven bow and said, "Lord, princess, there are few in your singing clan who can match it." ”

Hear the words of the tree feather: Up, princess. Xu Zheng turned his anger into laughter, and laughed out loud. This situation reminded him of the shouting when he closed the door and let the dog go: "Up, blessing!" or: "Up, prosperous!"

The untimely laughter made Xing Badai even more angry, and she always felt that the smiling eyebrows and eyes looked indescribably hateful, so she said coldly: "You humans have always been scheming, and I can say a way to fight that I can convince." Otherwise, hum!" stretched out his hand, and the shadows of the trees shook for a while, and thirty or forty heavily armed elven men and women jumped lightly from the trees. Xing Badai smiled slightly: "You are all within the range of the fire, although you are in the non-elven realm, but you provoke first, I can still order you to shoot!"

Damn, there are so many ...... hidden Xu Zheng despised for a while, and then said: "Don't worry, we will have a fair competition when we come." ”

Raise your hands and say, "How many fingers are these?"

Star Badai squinted slightly, and suddenly wanted to him again.

"Ten. The elven princess's voice squeezed out of her teeth.

"Good. Xu Zheng said: "For the sake of fairness, each side will give ten people, with ten points as the full score, after one party performs, both parties raise their hands to score, a finger represents one point, which side has more points will be counted as which side wins." ”

Xing Badai turned her head and thought about it, this person is hateful, but the so-called scoring method that she came up with is really novel and interesting, and both parties participated, which is fair. Then he said, "Which ones are they all than?"

Xu Zheng said: "Elves are good at singing and dancing, so we are better at singing and dancing, and we will win or lose in three games." Other art forms, hey, hey, I guess you lose more and win less. ”

Xing Badai pursed her lips and said, "The elves are not only good at singing and dancing, if there are any means, you just have to use them, and I will follow." ”

Xu Zheng raised his eyebrows and said, "That's good, don't cry when the time comes!"

Starbadet made a very clear nasal sound from her small nose to show disdain.

Xu Zheng said: "For the sake of fairness and justice, please give up racial prejudices and score according to your conscience." The content of the song test is divided into five contents: singing, song, lyrics, love, and comprehensive. Singing fingers and singing, beautiful voice. Curve refers to the good and bad of the tune. Words refer to the content of the song. Sentiment refers to the quality of the performance, the comprehensive is a personal perception, more flexible, please be fair when assessing. Dance performance, music, content, emotion, and synthesis. The rest is similar to the song test, and the content of the performance includes eyes, movements, body movements, etc., and is comprehensively scored. What does the princess think?"

Xing Badai looked at Xu Zheng in surprise, and was impressed by him again. Not to mention, the content of this man's words is quite detailed, he does not hide his secrets, nor does he secretly play tricks, and the principles he proposes are real and interesting, which attracts a group of elves around him to show great interest and a look of eagerness.

A female elf whispered in Starbard's ear, "Promise him, it feels funny." ”

Xing Badai nodded and said, "Okay, it's up to you." Everyone picks people. Then he picked out ten elves, half of men and half of women.

There are a total of more than a dozen people on Xu Zheng's side, and it is inevitable that the actors will coincide with the judges, and eight people were also selected at the moment, and the other two positions are called Lulu and Mark, one each.

The formation is arranged, and the artistic battle between the elves and humans has officially begun!

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