Chapter 37: I Feel Light!
Youcaodo is still the original Youcaotang, but the old man in the store has been replaced by a young man who is not very old.
Qi Tian didn't care too much, since the old man could call the shots and give him a discount on buying herbs, he must be a boss-level figure, and it was impossible to see the store here every day.
He turned on his phone and handed it to the young man, "Hello, grab the medicine." β
For convenience, Qi Tian got all the medicinal materials and portions he needed in a notebook.
The young man played with his phone as if he hadn't heard anything.
Qi Tian knocked on the counter with his hand, trying to attract the attention of the young man.
"Don't you annoyed! Don't you see Lao Tzu playing a group?"
The young man was accosted this time, but his tone was full of impatience.
It's not unheard of Qi Tian, a clerk who treats customers impolitely, and this kind of person who is more arrogant than customers is really the first time I've seen it.
"Damn, lost again!"
The young man clicked on the screen and scolded: "Grass Nima's primary school students, the dishes are like dogs, go play with man-machine, and hit Nima's match!"
After throwing the phone aside, he glared at Qi Tian viciously, "What are you looking at!
"Social, social. β
What else can Qi Tian say besides this sentence?
Who knows, this also makes Brother Society unhappy.
"Grass, how the do you dare to mock Lao Tzu?"
Brother Society said with a cold expression: "Lao Tzu generally doesn't cause trouble, but once he does, it's not a problem, it's news!"
"I understand, I understand!"
Seeing that Qi Tian was soft, Brother Society couldn't help but get proud, "You still have some eyesight!"
"What about these herbs......"
"Nope!"
Qi Tian pointed to the medicine shelf next to him, "Isn't there quite a lot of this?"
Who would have thought that this sentence would make the social brother unhappy again, "Damn, no is no, you can be verbose!"
The smile on Qi Tian's face stopped abruptly, and his gaze gradually began to become cold.
Originally, he didn't plan to compare with this fool, but he didn't expect the other party to really think he was a character.
"Old Tie, this is one of the small shops under my brother's name that can't be put on the table!"
At this moment, a bald head walked in with a selfie stick, grinning and showing his big gold teeth.
To be honest, Qi Tian felt that this person was either a pretentious or a psychopath.
The latter should be more likely, even if a normal person is for the sake of pretending, it is impossible to wear a fur in the summer!
When Brother Society saw it, he immediately stood up and bowed, "Boss!"
This...... This mentally ill pretending to be the boss of Youcaotang?
Are you sure it's not a joke?
"Hmm. β
Big Golden Tooth nodded with satisfaction, and continued to say to the mobile phone on the selfie stick: "I'm not blowing with you, do you know Cordyceps? I eat it every day! What other ginseng and deer antler velvet, I'm already tired of eating it!"
As long as the old iron people give me gifts, I will randomly select three lucky viewers and give each of them a box of cordyceps!"
Heartbeat or not, let's not talk about it first, Qi Tian feels that he is now a little myocardial infarction.
"You're the boss?"
For Qi Tian's inquiry, the big gold tooth seemed to be very dissatisfied, his eyes widened, and he grabbed the big gold chain around his neck and shook it, "What's the matter, it's not like it?"
Like a ghost!
So far, Qi Tian can't believe that the boss of Youcaotang is actually this kind of neurosis!
With that old man with a full sense of humor, they are two extremes at all!
But Qi Tian didn't bother to care so much, it was important to buy medicine.
"Get me the pills. β
The big gold tooth shook his hand, "Lao Tzu is not in the mood to sell it today, get out!"
"The Golden Tooth is always mighty and domineering!"
Brother Society hurriedly stepped forward to kneel and lick it, and after licking it, he didn't forget to scold Qi Tian: "Grass! Our boss told you to get out, didn't you hear?"
Qi Tian's eyes were gloomy and he put the business card given by the old man on the table, "Call your boss out." β
These two fools have exhausted his patience, if it weren't for the old man's face, he would have been slapped and flown away!
The big gold tooth raised his head, pointed his nostrils at Qi Tian, and said word by word: "Lao Tzu is the boss, get out of the calf!"
Compared with the big gold tooth, Brother Society is more cautious.
But when he picked up the business card and took a look, he threw it directly to the ground, "Take a card that only has a mobile phone number printed on it, and pretend to be a successful person for Lao Tzu?"
Qi Tian felt that he was still too naΓ―ve, it turned out that not everyone would go out with their brains.
Think about it, China has a population of nearly 1.4 billion, and you think you are living in heaven without a few stupid comparisons?
"Hurry up and fuck off! This last time, if you don't leave, don't blame Lao Tzu for turning you into the main character of the news-"
"Smack-"
This time, Qi Tian didn't say anything, and when he went up, he threw a big mouth on Brother Society's face.
Brother Society flew six or seven meters away before he smashed to the ground.
He opened his mouth to scream, but before the sound came out, a mouthful of bloody teeth fell out first.
"Hit, hit, hit!"
The big gold tooth was so frightened that he threw away the selfie stick in his hand.
When he remembered to run away, he had already been grabbed by Qi Tian by the collar and lifted more than half a meter high.
"You just told me to get out?"
Looking at the eyes that seemed to be like poisonous snakes, the big golden tooth trembled in fright and said: "No, no, big brother, big brother spare your life, I'll get out! I'll get out now!"
Qi Tianyi threw the big gold tooth to the ground, "Grab the medicine for me!"
"Big brother, IβI can't catch it!"
"Aren't you the boss?"
The big golden tooth wanted to cry without tears: "I was to cheat, cheat gifts, impersonate, pretend, big brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong...... It's, this idea is all from that kid, I, I'm only in charge of acting, you, you just let me go!"
I wasted so much time on two stupid comparisons!
Qi Tian's kick kicked the big gold tooth out of the air.
"What's going on?"
As soon as the big gold tooth landed, a middle-aged man walked in briskly from the door.
"Uncle! he ...... He hit me!"
As soon as he saw someone coming, Brother Society immediately covered his face and cried bitterly.
"This gentleman, my nephew's personality is a bit stubborn, but you're too heavy, aren't you?"
The middle-aged man knew very well what kind of bird his nephew was, and when he said that he wanted to help look after the store today, he felt that something was not quite right.
So I didn't leave in the morning, and I didn't take time out for a meal until the afternoon.
And immediately rushed back after eating, but I didn't expect something to happen.
Qi Tian said expressionlessly: "Is it heavy? I think it's light!"
The middle-aged man thought that he was already using a rational attitude to solve this matter, but he didn't expect the other party to speak so wildly, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of anger, "A slap doesn't make a sound, since that's the case, let's find the police to solve this matter!"
"Yes! Call the police! Knocking out two teeth is a minor injury, and I have no teeth in my mouth, at least I can sentence him to three years!"
Brother Society had already gotten up, and when he heard that the middle-aged man was going to call the police, he lay down again and began to pretend to be dead, "Boy, you either pay Lao Tzu 10,000 yuan, or wait to eat in prison!"
A hint of disgust flashed in the middle-aged man's eyes, and he turned his head aside.
If it weren't for the fact that the other party was his own nephew, he would have wanted to strangle this bastard to death!
It was because of this turn of the head that the middle-aged man noticed the business card that was thrown on the ground.
He walked in and took a look, and cold sweat instantly poured out of his pores and covered his forehead.
How could Don and Donald's business cards be here?!
Is it difficult, is it ......
"Boom-"
The middle-aged man swallowed his saliva with difficulty, "Who brought this, who brought this business card?"
"Me. β
Qi Tian's tone was calm, without even a trace of emotional fluctuations.
But the middle-aged man's eyes were dark, and he almost passed out on the spot!