The words of the calcined body were indeed something I never expected, and there was even a little pity in the voice, as if I was looking at a child who died young.

As far as the body is concerned, the body is indeed the most vocal person among us, after all, people live by eating this mouthful of food, so I have no doubts about the body at all.

And just as I was about to speak, the sound of the body continued to sound.

"In another fifty or sixty years at most, the old man's vitality will be exhausted. ”

No matter how you look at it, the old man is also in his seventies, and in another fifty or sixty years, he will be one hundred and twenty or thirty years old.

I did a rough calculation, if my retirement salary can be opened to 95 percent, and then I can count the natural increase, and by the time I retire at the age of 60, I will be able to get at least 15,000 or more every month. And if this base lives for another sixty years, my salary will definitely exceed the full salary of all active and near-retired personnel, that is to say, my pension will be higher than Lao Zhang's current salary, and it may be more than doubled, Nima, this pension, Lao Tzu should be enough to travel around the world.

The voice in the altar continued to sound, but it was the sound of a broken mountain.

"How old has this old man lived?"

"One hundred and forty years. ”

Hold the grass! One hundred and forty years! If this is counted, then isn't this old man a great god in the Guangxu period? If you count it up to now, the pension will be ......

I'm completely blinded, anyway, I can't figure out how much money the old man's pension can have, but looking at it, the furniture made of golden silk nanmu that people regard as a treasure is surrounded by a wall here, and I know how awesome the old man is, although these may not be his, but to live in this place, I don't think it will be bad.

I only cared about shocking the old man's age, and then calculated the old man's pension, but unconsciously followed the old man and Xiaofeng to a hall.

The whole hall is also as I expected, the whole hall is decorated with golden silk nanmu, with a simple, elegant and heavy feeling. The hall is very large, at least more than 200 meters in radius, although I don't know how big it is, but it must be much larger than the scrap yard where the Ape King works now. The hall is surrounded by eight huge wooden doors, occupying all directions, if my guess is right, this hall must be designed according to the direction of the yin and yang gossip, although I don't understand the yin and yang gossip, Qi Men Dun Jia, the five elements of magic or something, but in China, in this kind of environment, it is absolutely right to think about the gossip.

The eight doors are exactly the same, like a labyrinth, and I don't know the difference anyway. However, the old man must have known, for the old man barely paused for a moment, and walked straight towards a large door.

After another round and turn, we have come to a room, the room is very elegantly arranged, a table is placed in the center of the room, a snow-white tablecloth, a regular chair, at a glance, we know that this horse is a place to eat, a private room.

Of course, people definitely can't call a private room such a marketable name. According to my thoughts, it is estimated that it would be good to call it an imperial dining room at most, and it is not a place to eat, but a place to cook.

Then he sat down, but not according to the normal position, the old man just found a random place and sat down, Xiaofeng also sat down next to him, and then the two of them turned their heads to look at me.

Look at me, see what I'm doing? So, I just found a place and sat down.

Reaching out and dragging a clean ashtray over the table, he expertly pulled the cigarette out of his pocket, threw it in his mouth and lit it.

The whole set, the action is smooth, in one go, without the slightest delay.

Then, the old man and Xiaofeng continued to look at me. The old man smiled, and Xiaofeng glared.

Damn, you won't be allowed to smoke in the car, and you won't be allowed to smoke when you get here? I looked left and right, and it was obvious that this was not a public place. So, I continued to smoke, ignoring Xiaofeng's murderous gaze.

Soon, a woman came into the room, a woman, who should be in her thirties. Looking at the glittering look in the woman's eyes, it is estimated that she is also a practitioner, but it seems that she is not as strong as Xiaofeng.

The woman walked up to the old man and whispered something, her eyes glancing toward me.

I was sure of this in an instant, but it was absolutely impossible to expect me to look at me with such two eyes, and if I was afraid of others looking at me, I would not have survived at all, so I smoked harder, and the second one had already been put in my mouth.

But at this time, I finally remembered something, so I moved closer to the old man.

"Old man, do you want one?" I pulled out one and handed it to the old man first.

The old man shook his hand with a smile and said, "Don't do it, quit." ”

You see, the old man is more good at being a man, people say not that he can't, but quit, this simple detail, has instantly brought me and the old man closer to each other, whether the old man is lying or not, at least according to his words, we once had a common hobby. Of course, if the old man is lying, then this matter is even more terrifying, worthy of a person who has been talking for hundreds of years, in this heart, he has already seen this person's sophistication clearly.

There was another moment of silence, and then the woman who had gone out before had returned, and walked back with a few cigarettes in her hand, and when I looked at the snow-white, unadorned appearance, I already knew that the cigarettes of the warden I had "shunned" were also taken by the warden from here.

There were four cigarettes, and the old man grabbed two of them, put them in front of me, and said casually: "Take them and smoke them", then turned his head and grabbed the remaining two cigarettes, so that I didn't even have a chance to refute them.

This old man knows too much about mental tricks. Although it is only a few short faces, I can see these clearly. After all, the four hundred years that our buddies have spent in the underworld have not lived in vain.

The rest of the cigarette was definitely brought to Lao Zhang, after all, Xiaofeng was the person sent by Lao Zhang.

I guessed very correctly, but unfortunately, I only guessed the beginning correctly, but not the ending.

"Xiaofeng, take these two cigarettes back to your father, let your father smoke less, look at his virtue, every day, he is about to smoke a walking tobacco......"

I don't know what the old man said the rest of the words, and I focused all my energy on the old man's first words.

Dad, Xiaofeng, Prison Warden?

Although the old man didn't say who the cigarette was for, a fool could guess that it was definitely for the warden.

I looked at Xiao Feng, then at the old man, and then at Xiao Feng, stepping on a horse, so complicated, Xiao Feng can't really be the old man's own granddaughter, right?

I was a little confused, but seeing that the two of them didn't have the slightest intention to explain, I chose to suppress the question. Anyway, when I go back, I still have to drive back, and there is time to ask Xiaofeng on the way.

After a while, the woman who had gone out before walked in with a few other people, holding a plate in her hand, and the meal was naturally placed on the plate.

The meal is a home-cooked meal, but the exquisite style does not look like it is made by a normal family.

"Take a bite of it. The old man greeted, and he was not too attentive, and he grabbed his chopsticks and ate by himself.

I looked at Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng didn't say anything, grabbed the chopsticks and ate quietly.

This way is more suitable for me, anyway, everyone is not outside, so why should I see outside, so I grabbed the chopsticks in front of me, picked up the bowl, and also pulled the food into my mouth.

I'm not a delicate person in the first place, so these delicate meals, in my mouth, really become cow chewing peonies.

The two bowls of rice were quickly finished, I put down the dishes and chopsticks, swallowed the contents of my mouth, then wiped my mouth, and looked towards the old man and Xiaofeng.

"I'm ready to eat, and the two of you use it slowly. I said, and almost without thinking, a bald purr came out of my mouth.

This habit comes from the habit I have developed in human life for a long time, and this basic politeness has been taught to me seriously by my parents since I was a child.

It's just that this time, this habit is a little embarrassing to me. It's not because the old man and Xiaofeng have finished eating, on the contrary, the two of them really haven't finished eating, and there are even a lot of rice in the bowl, and it should take some time before they finish eating.

I looked at the two of them with the remaining half bowl of rice, "Why don't I eat some more?" I said tentatively.

The old man suddenly put down the dishes and chopsticks, and laughed loudly, until the curtains in the laughing room began to tremble, and then gradually stopped laughing.

"It's been a long time since I've eaten such a hearty meal, and I haven't even seen it for a long time. The old man looked at me with a smile, and then continued, "Do you know what I remembered when I just watched you eat?"

I shook my head, indicating that I didn't know, and Xiaofeng shook his head quietly.

"Cow chewing peony, cow chewing peony, you should have heard of this word, right?" the old man looked at me and repeated it twice.

This metaphor should be considered derogatory, at least in this context. Even, I saw a flash of embarrassment on Xiaofeng's face.

But......

I didn't see the slightest disparagement on the old man's face, and even, what I saw was the joy, relief, and real comfort in the old man's eyes.

Thereupon......

"Old man Xie complimented. I accepted the old man's "praise" very calmly, without any embarrassment on my face, so, in the end, this embarrassment became a small wind.

Xiaofeng's eyes kept shaking on me and the old man's body, but unfortunately after a while, it didn't show any clarity.

In the end, after a meal, I ate very much, the old man ate very refreshingly, and Xiaofeng ate very little.

It's the first time I've seen the old man, but I've seen a photo of the old man before, so I naturally know in my heart that this account book is handed over to the old man to complete the task.

So, after eating, I got up, took out the ledger in my pocket, and handed it to the old man.

The old man didn't speak, just took the account book with a smile, and then put it on the table, didn't look at the contents of the account book at all, and then continued to look at me fixedly.

"Well...... "I should say something, ease the atmosphere, it's not a matter to stare so directly." So, after a short hesitation, I continued: "Old man, since the account book has been delivered, then ......"

I didn't go any further, but I did point to the door behind me, which was very obvious.

"It's okay, go back early, and save Xiao Zhang from worrying. The old man said, and then there was no hesitation, and he had already gotten up, obviously without the intention of retaining.

Go out with Xiaofeng, then get in the car, then get off, get in the car.

Along the way, Xiaofeng sat there with a frown, occasionally glancing at me. Don't get me wrong, it's definitely not an admiring eye, it's just curiosity, when I look at me, I feel like Xiaofeng is looking at a monster, it's just that this monster makes her a lot more curious.

"Aren't you embarrassed?" Xiao Feng finally asked.

"Embarrassing? Your grandfather's food is very refreshing, how many years have you not seen the old man eat so happily?" I asked rhetorically.

"Never. ”

I knew it.

"Let's eat something on the way for a while, I'm not full. I touched my belly, but I said what I asked.

After a few hours of running on the road, we finally came to a small town, small, two streets, deserted.

As soon as I braked, I had already parked my car in front of a barbecue restaurant, casually greeted Xiaofeng, and walked towards the barbecue restaurant.

It was noon, and at this point in time, the barbecue restaurant had no business at all, the store was deserted, and when we entered the barbecue restaurant, the chef was sitting up from three or four stools put together.

"Eating?" Obviously, this time period makes the chef a little confused, so the words asked are also a little confused. It's like going to the hospital and the doctor asks the patient what he is doing, and if I say I'm here to pick up the delivery, you won't believe it. (The story is based on a true story.) ）

I smiled at the chef, but I didn't mind the chef's confusion and casually asked, "Can you grill skewers?"

"Yes. ”

So, after a while, there was a pile of greasy skewers on the iron plate between me and Xiaofeng, sprinkled with red chili noodles on top, bright oil droplets were quietly dripping on the plate below, and the flavors of various skewers were mixed together, mixing into an indescribable taste.

I grabbed a lamb skewer and put it directly into my mouth, the fat was stained all over the corners of my mouth, and then I raised my eyebrows at Xiaofeng: "Try it?"

I believe that Xiao Feng must have never eaten these things, and it is difficult to cultivate a woman like Xiao Feng with these things in the market.

But I still misread Xiaofeng, I thought Xiaofeng would hate these things, after all, these things are just as I said before, too marketable.

Xiao Feng chose a bunch of meat skewers with less fat, stuffed them into his mouth like me, and chewed them slowly.

After a while, Xiaofeng gave a comment: "It's not very tasty." ”

"Have you eaten it?"

"Well, once or twice. ”

I turned around and looked behind the bar, looking at me and Xiaofeng's owner and chef with a blank expression.

"Do you have beer?"

"What to drink?"

"Qingdao, octave. ”

"Cold?room temperature?"

"Cold, just a bottle. I held out a finger.

Xiao Feng's look of rejection, which had been slowly rising, finally fell.

Drunk driving, Xiaofeng will never do such a thing, these are her bottom line, but after hearing that I only need a bottle, Xiaofeng has understood what I mean.

After the beer was brought up, the white mist slowly rose in the mouth of the bottle, and the boss had already put down the two cups.

The beer was poured into the glass, the yellow color was clear, and the surface of the cup soon became a drop of water.

I picked up another skewer and raised an eyebrow at the breeze.

"Do you?"

Xiaofeng looked at me, then chose a skewer left and right, lifted it the same way, and then followed my example and put it in front of him.

My wrist shook, and the skewer in my hand slammed on the skewer in Xiao Feng's hand, and the fiery red peppers fell on the plate in front of us.

"It's done. ”

"It's done. ”

The skewers were put in my mouth, swallowed, and I picked up the beer in front of me.

"It's done. ”

"It's done. ”

The light began to flow in Xiaofeng's eyes.

Alas, there is finally a bit of a human appearance. I sighed secretly.

In fact, from the time I saw Xiaofeng, I had this feeling, saying that Xiaofeng finally had a little human appearance, not that I was belittling her, or that I was sarcastic. It's just a matter of facts, Xiaofeng is more like a machine in my eyes, a very precise and elegant machine. The only time she can get closer to "people" seems to be when she is angry, after all, machines don't get angry, and Xiaofeng only seems to be angry.

When we left, the boss was a little confused, we ordered a lot of skewers, and finally Xiaofeng ate two, and I swallowed the rest. A cold bottle of beer was fine, and Xiaofeng drank two glasses.

"Is this considered an enhanced relationship?" After the car started again, Xiaofeng looked at me and suddenly asked.

"Hmm...... I guess it's a cult. ”

"Cultivate?"

"Well, nurture your feelings. ”

"My feelings?" Xiao Feng muttered, her brows furrowed slightly, and then, she fell asleep with a frown.

When she woke up again, Xiaofeng's face was pressed out again, and this time, her originally soft and well-behaved hair was also a little messy.

"Lao Zhang is your father?" I asked.

"Hmm. Xiaofeng did not hesitate and answered directly in the affirmative.

That's good, good reviews. Xiaofeng's evaluation in my heart has increased a little. I'm really a little worried, Xiaofeng will be like those "princesses", shouting every day for self-reliance, not spending a stitch at home, shouting that he must use his strong shoulders to carry a piece of his own blue sky, and then sleep on the mattress bought by his father and mother until the sun rises.

At least, not pretentious.

"What realm are you in now?" I asked tentatively, when I was alive, I never knew that there was such a group of people in the world, of course, there were, in the movie. But having a skewer and drinking beer with such a person is something I never expected. Therefore, for cultivators in the human world, I am still a standard illiterate person as if I had entered the underworld.

"Mortal Realm Fivefold, what about you?"

"The mortal realm is sixfold. "It's okay, it's all the same. I was secretly relieved in my heart, as for the rest, I didn't ask much, such as your father's realm, your grandfather's realm or something, those are not what I should know.

Seeing that I didn't speak anymore, after a while, Xiaofeng looked at me with an eyebrow raised.

"Don't you want to know the realm of my father and grandfather?"

"I don't want to. My answer was categorical. Actually, it's not that I don't want to, after all, this is the only cultivator I have met in the human world, and even in some sense, this will be the beginning of my cultivation in the human world, and the cultivation is the same, but the aura in the human world is much richer than in the underworld, so this is almost my best chance, the best opportunity to integrate into the human world's cultivators.

It's just that I'm really not the time yet, because of strength, and because I don't have time.

Xiaofeng looked at me and smiled again, then stopped asking, quietly watched the road in front of him continue to drill under the car, and then behind the butt of the car, with the exhaust gas.

"How long have you stopped at the Mortal Realm Five?" my voice suddenly sounded.

Xiao Feng looked at me with a glimmer of light in his eyes, I looked at the road, but I didn't see that light, if I could see it, I could see the eagerness and urgency in that light.

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While we were chatting about this, the old man was lying on a wicker chair, holding the ledger I had sent earlier, quietly looking at the blood flowers outside the floor-to-ceiling window, and the snow on the low mountain in the distance.

After a while, the old man suddenly reached out and touched the corner of his mouth, as if he thought of something, and a smile suddenly rose on the corner of his mouth, but the smile disappeared after a breath.

Then the old man opened the ledger in his hand.

There is only one page of words on the ledger, and some simple words are written on the paper.

Arbitrary, male, 30 years old, single, home address: xxxxxxxxx, father: xxxxxxxxx, mother: xxxxxx, occupation: police, political outlook: party member, work experience: xxxxxxxxx

The whole paper is like a complete resume, detailing the hospital where I was born, the doctor who delivered the baby, and the time of birth.

It's no exaggeration to say that this is my life, and of course, until now, only I know that this is actually a small part of my life.

In a moment's time, the old man's gaze had already fallen on the last line of the entire text.

He was awake five days after sudden death, basically recovered in six days, and recovered in seven days.

When he saw this, a glimmer of essence flashed in the old man's eyes. Then, the old man gently tore off the paper, and then turned his palm over, a delicate small cloth bag had appeared in his hand, the old man gently opened the cloth bag, and pinched out a little black-brown dry plant from it.

It's tobacco, this kind of thing, almost no one in the world doesn't recognize.

The old man looked at the cigarette between his fingers, suddenly pursed his lips and smiled again, and then shook his head slowly.

The cigarette in my fingers fell on the paper full of my experience, the old man's hand was slightly rusty and rolled the paper, but soon he became proficient, and finally, the paper was rolled into a roll, wrapped in the tobacco, the old man's fingers reached into the cloth bag again, groped slightly, an extremely ordinary lighter had appeared in the old man's hand, and after gently rubbing the roller on the lighter, the flame rose from the lighter, and then came to the cigarette roll in his mouth.

The old man squinted his eyes, holding a cigarette roll in his hand, and the faint green smoke slowly rose, and the old man's face had sunshine, as if it was warm, even though it was a cold and snowy field outside.

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The breeze stopped talking, and everything in the car was quiet, except for the wind noise whirring outside the window, or the sound of tires running wildly on the ground.

"Time for a fight?" A moment later, my voice rang out, but this time it was me who took the initiative to invite Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng is a good person. This is my evaluation in my heart, a very simple evaluation. And fighting, too, is the only thing I've been able to help her so far.

"I can't beat you. Xiaofeng said, this time, I noticed the loneliness in her voice.

"I can give you a hand. I said.

So, the breeze burned in an instant.

"Stop! Get out of the car!" Xiao Feng's eyes were almost on fire, this girl couldn't be a fire attribute aura, right? Unfortunately, here in the world, if she has not reached the spiritual realm, she can't detect her aura.

When I thought of this, I suddenly thought a little bit about Tsing Yi, if that guy with bells and whistles was here, maybe he would be able to change the cultivation pattern of the world.

So, stop and get off.

Then, the whip leg that Xiaofeng is best at threw at me.

It's a pity that Xiaofeng is indeed as she said, she can't beat me, even if I let her have a hand, she can't beat me.

And there are naturally some episodes in the middle, the part of the road we are taking now is the Sichuan-Tibet line, and the most important thing on the Sichuan-Tibet line is the man who cheats the cannon all the way under the guise of a self-driving trip, and then cheats all the way down, of course, it is not excluded that under the guise of a poor tour, the woman who cheated all the way down, 2020, is no longer that distant era, everything is around us, and it is a little overwhelming.

Of course, I'm not trying to criticize such things, it's none of my business, that's my standard. People are happy, why should I spoil people's interest?

However, I don't know what I'll do if someone wants to spoil our fun, but Xiaofeng will definitely not be happy.

Seeing the two of us standing on the side of the road, facing each other from a distance, with a cockfighting posture, coupled with Xiaofeng's perfect body and flying hair, of course, I can't ignore my sportswear that will never exceed 200 yuan, and the five-dollar hairstyle.

There was a car that stopped, parked next to our car, two times the height of our car, and in front of their car, our car looked like a donkey from the grinding, old and ugly.

The whistle sounded, one after the other.

Then I saw Xiaofeng turn his head and squint towards the car.

The door of the RV opened, and four men walked down from the car, and the general's belly down jacket was round and rolling, like a penguin.

"Hey, come with us, this car has air conditioning, and a bed. One of the men said that his voice was deliberately lowered a lot, a bit like Vin Diesel who played Fast and Furious, but unfortunately, it was much more blunt and rusty.

So, I saw a dangerous light in Xiaofeng's gaze.

Xiaofeng walked towards the four of them.

The face of the man who spoke before was full of light, and his flesh shone in the sun, as if he were a victor holding a torch.

The breeze got in the car, the door slammed shut, and then I saw the tall RV shaking violently, and then I heard the screams and howls of men coming from the RV.

Soon, Xiaofeng got out of the car, threw the door slammed shut, then raised his legs and kicked hard towards the door behind him, the door was instantly deformed, deeply dented in, embedded in the car.

Then, with the force of this kick, Xiaofeng rushed towards me, and no fancy punches were already coming towards my face.

This girl seems to understand something. I raised my eyebrows imperceptibly, and then reached out to separate Xiaofeng's fist, my fingers seemed to inadvertently slash Xiaofeng's wrist, and blood oozed from the small wound on Xiaofeng's wrist, and when Xiaofeng shook her hand, it accidentally landed on her snow-white shirt.

"Being angry doesn't necessarily solve the problem. I pouted.

Then he shook his body and rushed towards Xiaofeng.

Two punches later, Xiaofeng was punched hard in the stomach, and I could even hear the sound of Xiaofeng's throat surging.

Xiaofeng bent down and knelt down.

After a few moments, he stood up, gasped for cold air in his mouth, and rushed to the RV. The door of the car, which was already dying, finally fell out of the car with a clatter like an overwhelmed bang after receiving another baptism of the foot.

Then, Xiaofeng got into the car, and the RV shook violently again.

Then got out of the car and rushed towards me.

I don't know how many times it was repeated, after Xiao Feng stood in front of me again, she suddenly laughed, and then she sat down cross-legged, and after a few breaths, Xiao Feng's energy suddenly drummed up, and then calmed down.

When Xiaofeng stood up again, there was undisguised joy on his face, and at this time, Xiaofeng looked like a woman.

And because of this happiness, the four rugged men ended up with a car crash and a broken leg.

Santana walked away, Xiaofeng's smile glistening in the sunlight, a stark contrast to the expressions of the four men in the RV behind her.

"Not bad. I flattened my mouth and said with a look of "envy", a pun intended.

"Thank you. "Xiao Feng said that her current realm is the sixfold realm of mortal realm, the same as me.

"You're welcome, on behalf of the four eldest brothers, thank you, because of your behavior, they will not go to a fork in the road in life, and in this society, there will finally be four more good people. ”

"You're welcome. Xiaofeng said.

Then Xiaofeng laughed, and I laughed with it.

"What if it's you?" Xiaofeng asked suddenly. He looked at me with blazing eyes, very serious, very serious, very eager.

To be honest, I haven't had time to think about it yet. After all, although I have lived in the world for decades, this kind of life is only the first time I have met, and even my experience is not as good as the woman in front of me.

"If it were me, there would have been four fewer people. I replied vaguely, not very exactly, only if, only before.

Xiaofeng looked at me, didn't speak, just stared at me.

"I have flowers on my face?" I touched my face.

"You're not a pretend person. "Xiaofeng is not a simple fool, she has also received an orthodox education, so she has also learned to process those complex information.

Xiao Feng's voice continued to sound: "You're not afraid that I will tell Grandpa?"

"Your grandfather must be a good man, right?" I said with a pretentious fear on my face.

The journey was uneventful, and when it was night, I had already parked the car in the garage and Xiaofeng had already gone home.

As they lay on their beds in the dormitory, the other three roommates were already starting to breathe evenly.

Xiaofeng is a nice girl, and eventually, I went to sleep with such a review.

I got up as usual in the morning, and then jumped out to exercise, during which I made a phone call to my mother.

After my mother only said a few words to me, she hung up the phone under the pretext of "I'm too busy to take care of you", during which I heard the sound of clanging irons on my mother's side.

In desperation, I could only call my father's side, but unfortunately, I still did not get a satisfactory answer from my father, because my father hung up my phone with the perfect excuse of "I am in class", but I clearly heard the empty cheering sound and the crisp sound of the table tennis ball touching the table.

Riding a horse, why does Lao Tzu feel a little bit like I'm an orphan now?

The day passed like this, and in the evening, I called my mother again, but this time it was not my mother who answered the phone, because the other side of the phone was very quiet.

Then my mother's voice came from afar.

"Speak, little ape. ”

Does the little ape king use the phone?

"Say what?"

"Say hello. ”

"Hey. ”

"The Ape King. My voice rang on the phone, and the Ape King took it off his ear and glared at the phone in his hand with angry eyes.

"Boss, who killed you?" the ape king's voice rang out.

I had an ominous premonition, very strong.

"Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!" I started shouting at Mom, but unfortunately, the only effect of my screams was to hasten the fulfillment of my ominous premonitions.

"Boss, I'm here to save you!" the Ape King's roar rang out.

And then...... And then...... The phone was disconnected.

On the other end, the ape king had already squeezed the phone in his hand with a click, and then rummaged through the pile of broken parts, constantly calling my name.

And my father and mother have been sluggish, because of the performance of the Ape King, and because of the power of the Ape King.

Damn! I let out a miserable howl, and the next moment, I was already on fire and rushed to the train station, half an hour before the nearest train, enough.

That night, I was home.

I was greeted by my mother, who stopped me at the door.

"Arbitrary, you tell mom the truth, little ape, what's the matter with you?" my mom looked at me, her face full of pain, full of concealment.

"What's wrong? Mom. ”

"Why don't you make a sound on the phone?"

I want to explain, Mom, is that me silent? That's the little ape in your mouth and silent, okay?

"Silence, what are you two calling, or do you two have something to do behind your mother's back?"

"Are you two talking on the phone just to hear each other's breathing?"

"Are you two ......?"

Although my mother didn't explain, I already understood what my mother meant, so I ...... As soon as I turned my head, I vomited out my lunch raw.

I vomited darkly, but my mother was still very satisfied with this performance, and it saved me the trouble of continuing to explain.

Mom gently patted me on the shoulder and repeated, "As long as it's not gay, it's fine......

I'm throwing up even more, I can't help it, Made, my heart is still too dirty.

And, Mom, when are you going to speak English? And it's still such a trendy English.

"Mom will introduce you to a few girlfriends tomorrow. My mom nodded solemnly.

"No, I have a girlfriend. ”

"Why don't you bring it back to your mother? You're thirty years old......

Mom, I was wrong.

After making sure that there was no problem with me, my mother and father happily went to square dance, and I needed to sort out the problem of the king of the ape, so the king of the apes could only play by himself.

So, a moment later, I had already walked down the stairs with the Ape King.

I can't help it, Ya's energy is too strong.

So, we walked towards the scrap yard.

The words of "I XXXX" and several people in the audience were not weaker than the dust that had just been raised, the same "black smoke miasma".

"I can't either. Wang Yi stood up and nodded with a smile towards Wednesday.

"Uncle Wang, I'm sorry, I didn't stop it. Wednesday withdrew from that delicate state, embarrassed to be accompanied by a smiley face.

"Don't worry, a little injury, it's not in the way. It's you, kid, yes, that's good. Wang Yi sincerely praised this Wednesday.

"Boss, what do you see?" Wang Yi turned his head and glanced at the old man not far away.

"Let's go, take Xiao Zhou to see our center. The old man slowly straightened up from his chair, bent over and slowly stood up, his cane gently hitting the ground with his crutches, as if he had made up his mind.

"Center, what center? On Wednesday a few followed the old man out, and on Wednesday he was at the end, muttering to the warden.

"I'll know when I get there, it's not easy to explain. "The warden's expression seemed a little weird.

Damn, it's not going to be a perverted place, is it? Like a monster identification center, a psychiatric management center, or something? Wednesday's head was spinning around quickly.

After turning around, several people entered an elevator again, but there were a few chairs in the elevator, and it was more spacious. The elevator moved slowly, and on Wednesday it was found that the elevator was running sideways.

Ox X, Wednesday admired.

After about ten minutes, the elevator stopped, and several people rushed out.

After a few more minutes, several people appeared in the middle of a hall. The hall is surrounded by several closed doors, like a spider's web. A few people, led by the old man, chose a door and walked in.

Once inside, a faint smell of ink came, and the room in front of Wednesday was more like a library, only larger, and the neat shelves were full of volumes, and there were no books at all.

"This is the archives, and any copy of the archives inside can change the pattern of the world. The old man stood still, looking at the rows of bookshelves in front of him, and there was a deep pride in his eyes.

"This is the firearms training room, as the name suggests, but it's not just about training firearms, you name it. Pushing open a door again, the "room" in front of Wednesday was more like a valley, and Wednesday clearly saw tanks, artillery and other weapons not far away.

"This is the academy, if you want to study, you can come and take a look, of course, you can learn anything as you think. In the next room, the old man continued to introduce Wednesday with a smile.

This is good, I don't know if I can learn the knowledge of Mr. Cang, especially if there are video materials for live teaching, this is Wednesday's first thought.

Then the old man took everyone to visit some of the rooms one after another, and at the end, Wednesday felt that he had lost himself, this was simply a world, a world completely different from the one he lived in.

"How's it going?" the old man led everyone into a normal room, which seemed to be for rest.

"It's magical. Wednesday didn't know how to describe what he had seen and heard, and until now Wednesday is still trying to sort out his consciousness.

"Any ideas?"

"Yes. "I couldn't figure it out, so I simply stopped thinking about it on Wednesday and thought about what was in front of me.

"Tell me. ”

"I guess I can only sell my life to the old man, and I guess I can't run away. "Wednesday had a palpable depression on his face.

"Haha, you kid, why do you feel as if I have wronged you?" the old man looked at Wednesday's expression, and his mood seemed to be happy.

"I'm used to being lazy, and your job is probably more dangerous, old man. Wednesday pouted.

"Of course it's dangerous, don't let me do anything with you. The old man looked at Wednesday with a smile, his fingers tapping on the table.

"This work is related to the country, society, and even the whole world, it is very arduous, are you mentally prepared?" the old man directly skipped the conversation of pulling Wednesday into the gang.

"Nope. Wednesday's answer was unusually crisp.

"Then you'll have to be ready, because we don't have much time. The old man got up and patted Wednesday on the shoulder, waved his hand at the rest of the group, and walked out.

"Tell me what you need and Xiaohuo, and she'll help you with anything. The old man walked to the door, glanced back at the fire, and then nodded towards Wednesday.

"Can you go home?"

"Okay. The old man laughed and agreed.

"What do you need?" the cold voice rang in Wednesday's ears.

"Whatever?" said Wednesday, with a hint of banter on his lips.

"Hmm. Xiaohuo replied unusually crisply.

"This ...... It's boring, I'm going back to the unit. ”

"Good. ”

The elevator turned around a few more times, and when it reappeared on Wednesday, there was a driver in the garage and in the car outside.

"This is from Grandpa. Xiao Huo handed Wednesday a card, pure black color, without any words or patterns on it.

"What's this?"

"Membership card of the center. ”

"What can you do?"

"You can do anything. ”

"Withdraw money?" "Wednesday Hehe smiled and looked at Xiaohuo, his face full of pride.

"No upper limit. Xiao Huo's words made Wednesday feel like he had eaten a whole kilogram of "Xiang".

Lying on the bed in the dormitory on Wednesday, I felt like I was lying on the clouds, without a trace of solidity. The events of this day completely subverted Wednesday's imagination, although Wednesday knew that there were still people like him, but he didn't expect it to be on such a scale.

"It seems that I will not see anyone in the future. "That's the last thought before going to bed on Wednesday.

When I woke up, it was almost noon, and I staggered to the cafeteria on Wednesday.

No matter how bullish your identity is, you have to eat, Wednesday squinted her eyes and stared at the sun with emotion.

"On Wednesday, the warden told you to go to him after dinner. A colleague next to me greeted Wednesday.

"What's the matter?"

"I don't know, but my face doesn't seem to be good, so watch out, brother. The colleague gloated and patted Wednesday on the shoulder.

"Cut ......" Wednesday pursed his lips and continued to walk slowly towards the cafeteria.

"Hurry up, it's even worse if you're late. "A colleague was urging Wednesday.

"What are you busy with, you go first, anyway, it's a knife to stretch out your head and shrink your head, how can you love it. "Wednesday looks like a dead duck.

"You cow. The colleague gave Wednesday a thumbs up and walked briskly towards the cafeteria.

Wednesday knocked lightly on the door of the warden's office, and the time was already one o'clock.

"Come in. ”

"You kid can't be happy?Damn, let someone of my age wait for you, do you have a little bit of the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young?" As soon as Wednesday entered, the warden behind the desk slapped the table with a crackling sound, and Wednesday saw the warden's cigarette-smoking, angry face through the blue smoke in the room.

Menopause!Menopause!Absolute menopause!Wednesday looked at the angry man in front of him, and silently commented in his heart.

"Warden, what are you looking for me? Wednesday hehehe, laughing.

"Your performance has not been good lately, so the prison party committee has decided to transfer you to another job. The warden threw himself into the chair with an official expression on his face.

"What's the matter? I don't behave well? Lao Tzu has worked so hard and achieved such remarkable results, why do you say that Lao Tzu is not performing well?" Wednesday seemed to contag the prison warden's expression, and his palms also snapped on the coffee table next to him.

"What's the matter? Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu is a big official. ”

"What's wrong with the official? Lao Tzu is not going. ”

"Really?"

"Don't go, don't go anywhere, whoever likes to go. ”

"Xiao Liu, you ask anyone who wants to go to the confinement room, and arrange another person, who doesn't want to go on Wednesday. The warden grabbed the walkie-talkie on the table and yelled.

"Roger. "There was a sound of electricity on the intercom.

"Confinement?" Wednesday glared at the warden.

"Ahh ”

"Xiao Liu, don't look for it, I'll go. Wednesday grabbed the walkie-talkie on his shoulder and yelled.

"Aren't you going?" the warden looked at Wednesday with squinted eyes.

"Go, go, go, my grandson won't go. On Wednesday, he quickly took a cigarette out of his pocket, pulled out one, and handed it to the warden like a grandson.

"What the fuck is broken smoke, I don't smoke. The warden glanced at the cigarette in Wednesday's hand.

"No, no, you smoke. Wednesday grabbed a cigarette from the warden's desk and handed it another cigarette.

"You can go if you want, you promise me one thing. ”

"What's the matter?" said Wednesday with a bad feeling.

"Go out and study for a while. ”

"What do you think, okay? Wednesday nodded in agreement.

"Good. After a while, you go to the confinement room to report for duty, and the things have already been cleaned up for you, and you can just go over. The warden grinned and smiled.

Damn, fuck, that's a summary of the warden's smile on Wednesday.

"Warden, how can the confinement cell be closed?" Wednesday was most concerned.

"Normal holiday. ”

"Normal leave?"

"Normal holiday. ”

"Last day off seven?"

"Well, what's the matter? Is there any other way to rest in the confinement room?"

"No, okay, just take a day off. "I felt a little relieved on Wednesday, after all, there was a lot of rest time in the confinement room, although the work was a little more stressful.

"You come to me tomorrow morning, and now you can get out. The warden took out a box of cigarettes from his desk and tapped it in his hand as he prepared to pull out a dot.

"Well, warden, I'll give you some. "On Wednesday, I approached the warden and took a cigarette and lit it for the warden.

"Warden, then you smoke slowly, I'll go first. ”

"Get out of here. ”

"Well, okay, bye-bye. "Wednesday's frightened rabbit literally scurried out of the warden's office.

"Haha, stinky boy, wait to be punished. Hahahaha, fuck me! Your uncle!" The warden was happy for a while, and the cigarette in his hand was also smoked clean by himself, and when he reached out to grab it, he found that the cigarette in his hand was already gone, and there was no shadow of a cigarette on the table, only to remember that his cigarette was taken away by Wednesday, and it was two boxes away.

Damn, Lao Tzu worked hard to get it from the boss, and he gave Lao Tzu so many cigarettes a month, and you kid took two boxes at a time, what a fucking loss. The prison warden had a bitter look on his face.

Wednesday had a cigarette in his mouth, his hands in his pockets, and he walked out of the administrative building step by step, and he didn't forget to raise his eyebrows to say hello when he met people, anyway, he didn't know anyone else except the prison director, so he didn't have to worry, they were all colleagues, and there was no leader. It's just that on Wednesday, he didn't know if he had the concept of leadership in his subconscious.

Early the next morning, Wednesday went to the warden's office, and the first thing I saw when I entered the house was that the warden's work was fine and there was no smoke.

Then, under the watchful face of the prison warden, he caught the car keys thrown by the prison warden, and was then driven out by the prison warden.

Damn, it's not a good thing to know, this study,! Wednesday had a cigarette in his mouth, and the car was smoked by him into the color of Youlan, and his palm slapped twice on the steering wheel.

But fortunately, at least the car is good, more than 300,000 Audi cars, and look at the configuration in the car is not right, it is estimated that it has undergone a very large modification, and even added paddle shifters at the lower end of the steering wheel, and the position of the center armrest, which was originally the position of the gear lever, was replaced by a drift gear lever......

Fast & Furious...... Wednesday smiled and the car turned into the garage in the middle of nowhere.

Close the door and get on the bus, swipe the black card.

Soon Wednesday came to the center again, and the moment the door opened, the eyes of Xiaohuo outside the door almost glared at Wednesday.

"Follow me. A cold voice rang out.

"Where are you going?" asked Wednesday without a response.

Wednesday followed behind Xiaohuo, and just as Wednesday was about to be stunned by Xiaohuo's writhing buttocks, Xiaohuo stopped in front of the firearms training room.

"Get in. Xiaohuo raised his chin and motioned for Wednesday to enter.

The two entered the training room, Xiaohuo and the staff inside muttered a few words in a low voice, and then Wednesday was taken to a room, and the staff pasted a pile of "cloth" on Wednesday's body.

"Evacuate quickly. "The sound of a small fire came from the intercom of the staff.

Damn, that's not right. Wednesday looked at the quickly disappearing figure of the staff, and suddenly remembered the treacherous smile on the corner of Xiaohuo's mouth just now.

Rumble!

Wednesday felt a squeaky squeak in his ears, and then a large amount of smoke came out of his side, and his body was wrapped in smoke and flew up.

Wednesday's body flew higher and higher, and soon rushed out of the thick smoke under his feet.

Depend on!

Wednesday adjusted his gaze and saw the combat uniform in the distance, the heroic Xiaohuo, and the smoking rocket artillery on Xiaohuo's shoulder, the staff quickly loaded another rocket, and the light point of the red laser sight quickly appeared on him.

Damn! It's a big game, and it's going to kill you.

Wednesday felt that his whole body was soaked, his body was indeed strong, but he really didn't know if he could resist this rocket launcher. Wednesday gritted his teeth and looked at Xiao Huo, his eyes were already about to burst into flames.

"Xiaohuo, there is a kind of you let me down, let's go head-on. Wednesday shouted at the top of his voice.

"No!" Xiaohuo's crisp voice, accompanied by the sound of a jet from the tail of the rocket, rushed into Wednesday's ears at the same time.

I'll go to your uncle, this will kill someone. Wednesday writhed in the air as he watched the rockets get closer and closer.

Slumping down, twisting the hips, bounce the body, a few actions were almost instinctively completed, and then the body that was completely unable to borrow force in the air changed direction strangely, and fell fiercely towards the ground under his feet.

This action finally got rid of the pursuit of the rockets, close to the ground, Wednesday straightened his waist, bent his knees, swung his arms, and landed on the ground in a chic and handsome manner, with a smile pretending to be B at the corner of his mouth, and Wednesday even thought of the lines when he looked up and saw Xiaohuo.

Looking up, Wednesday singled out the smile that he thought was sexy, and the next moment Wednesday's smile was completely frozen on his face.

The bazooka on Xiaohuo's shoulder was pulled by Xiaohuo and was about to hang to the ground, this posture is definitely not because Xiaohuo can't carry this bazooka, Xiaohuo's physical fitness, such a rocket launcher will not affect any action if it is carried ten, so there is only one reason left.

The sound of the roaring air wave reached Wednesday's ears, and Wednesday only had time to shrink himself into a ball, and then the rocket exploded behind his buttocks, and the impact of the explosion instantly lifted Wednesday out, and when he opened his eyes again, Wednesday was lying on his back at the feet of the small fire.

Slender, well-proportioned legs, swelling ankles, a modest short skirt, and a black ...... , Wednesday suddenly felt that it was not an exaggeration to feel that he had been hit by this shot, at least the scenery in front of him was worth a lot.

As Wednesday adjusted his eyes to see more clearly, his beautiful legs moved, kicking Wednesday's shoulder furiously, and Wednesday slid out on the smooth floor.

"After the test, this combat suit is good, remember to leave me a set when it is produced. Xiao Huo threw down the rocket launcher on his shoulder with a thud and walked towards Wednesday in a rage.

A few minutes later, after a blue-eyed ending on Wednesday, Xiaohuo finally calmed his anger.

"Those fabrics look like cows, making clothes?" said Wednesday laughing behind Xiao Huo.

"Hmm. ”

"Can you leave me a set?"

"Do you know how much that dress costs?" Xiaohuo stopped, hugging his shoulders and looking at Wednesday.

"I don't know. ”

"One piece, hundreds of millions. Xiaohuo held out a finger.

Nima, a piece of clothing is hundreds of millions, which is much more bullish than those dignitaries.

"Moreover, this garment only protects against violent impacts, and there is a limiting factor. Xiaohuo continued, as if he had forgotten that he had just been seen under his skirt by Wednesday.

"For example?"

"A heavy sniper rifle can penetrate in an instant. ”

"So what's the use of that?"

"EOD, ordinary fortification, play a lot of roles. Xiaohuo grabbed a thick book and threw it to Wednesday.

Instructions for use, a few large words were written on the title page of the book, and Wednesday casually left it next to it.

"Not bad. Xiaohuo saw Wednesday's book still beside him, with a smile in his eyes, and then praised Wednesday. Xiaohuo has always thought that these things are burdens, will become dependent, and will prevent his growth. It's a pity that Wednesday is because of such a thick book, and it's tiring to look at, which is a very straightforward reason.

"What am I here to learn this time?" asked the question on Wednesday.

"A lot, mechanical, chemical, physical, humanities, medicine......" Xiaohuo counted a few for Wednesday with his fingers, and then saw Wednesday's frown.

"How?"

"Can't you do it if you don't learn?" asked Wednesday, frowning.

"Okay, unless you can. ”

"Oh, then don't learn, almost. Wednesday nodded and said, but the little fire next to him stared at the beautiful big eyes.

"You'd better not lie to me, it's good for you. Although you have a lot of strength, with today's technology, you can almost defeat or even kill most of the monks, otherwise, a few monks will be enough to change the pattern of this world. Xiaohuo glared at Wednesday with obvious anger in his eyes.