Chapter 1 Under the Purple Green Mountain
It's the New Year in the first month~ Pigs and sheep are out of the house!
Of course, the old gods are no exception. I made an appointment with the monkey god and the duck fairy to go to Ziqingshan to taste the peach wine made by the wine fairy with the peach in the peach orchard of the queen mother. In order to make the wine fairy's ingenious wine tasting meeting held smoothly, he also gave out a cute little fairy cat. So he carefully dressed up and went out briskly.
This wine tasting was held in the mortal world, and when he came to the mortal world, the old god monarch collected the fairy light, conjured up an ordinary scholar's costume of a mortal, and decided to buy some mortal gadgets to give to the monkey god and duck fairy who had not been seen for a long time. I've given them mice, cockroaches, and silver dangrass before, and it seems that they don't like it very much, so I decided to give them a reliable one this time.
The mortals were very welcoming, and the vendors greeted him warmly. I even received some freebies.
"What a handsome son, come, come, take my fan, don't need money, just take it!" An old man who sold fans was very enthusiastic, grabbed the old man, and forced a folding fan into the old man's hand, and said: "The son took it and walked around the street, someone asked, just remember that it was bought from my stall, that is, it helped the old man a lot!"
The old god monarch thinks that this is not good, he is a seven-foot god standing on the sky, how can he be in vain. So, the old god monarch gave some night pearls picked casually in the silver pill realm as a return gift. Then the vendors became more enthusiastic.
Suddenly, there was a commotion in the market. A large group of officers and soldiers came running from a distance and knocked over some stalls, and suddenly the screams of women and the cries of children rang out everywhere, and in a panic someone was heard asking: "What's the matter? What's wrong?"
The old man got up and frowned and looked around, the mortal world was really not as peaceful as the Silver Pill Realm.
Suddenly, the old man saw a girl.
The woman wore a white veil that covered half of her face, leaving only a pair of dark eyes exposed. A group of officers and soldiers chased after her, and she ran desperately without noticing the elderly, and hurriedly passed by the elderly. The hair floated by, and it smelled of silver danweed.
The old man was stunned, and suddenly there was a golden flicker in front of him, and he had a splitting headache, and he couldn't stand upright when he leaned over.
The old man turned back to look at her with difficulty, her back was cold and resolute, and she looked so familiar...... He couldn't control himself and wanted to shout at her, but he couldn't scream desperately, only tears were uncontrollably surging. The old man had never felt so weak, and suddenly it was dark again, and he fainted.
In dreams.
The elder god saw a girl in white, fifteen or sixteen years old, with long black hair and black eyes, sitting on the steps and looking at the elder gently, who was actually squatting at her feet in the shape of a cat. She stretched out her green hand and stroked the top of the old man's head, and the old man licked his paws, then stood up on both legs and put his paws on her knees, wagging his tail in the hope that she would pick him up.
"Are you a puppy and cat? haha. She smiled sweetly and looked at the old man, and then raised him with two hands around the old man's hairy chest, the old man faced her, she looked at the old man, and the old man shyly cocked his tail to cover his "little peach". She laughed again, then kissed her lightly on the forehead, and took her into her arms.
"I'm so lonely," she whispered, "but one day I'll get married." Her voice was bright again.
The old man doesn't understand a little, is it like the fat orange and the big white next door?
"You'll also have a little female cat like you~" She laughed again, stroking softly from the top of the old man's head to her back, back and forth.
The old man squinted his eyes comfortably and lay down obediently. The little female cat thought to herself: I don't want it, I want you......
You...... Who are you?
Suddenly, a black shadow covered everything, and he was shattered by something and turned to ashes.
Lit up again, the old man saw the gorgeous palace. She was dressed in a fiery red dress, with a long skirt behind her, and everyone was crowded.
The old man ran towards her, screaming hoarsely, but she didn't look back.
"Don't go! you two-legged beast come back to me!" cried out in his heart, but all he could do was meow.
Suddenly, a mortal eunuch came to drive him away, and the old man meowed at him, baring his fangs and sharp claws, but he didn't have enough strength. The old man was shocked, and said in his heart: The gods don't have boundless power, and they are also borderline above the immortals, how can they be lacking in strength? Wait for me to teach this guy a good lesson with immortal arts!
The hair on his whole body suddenly rose, and he mustered up all his strength. Strange, without any fairy power...... He silently recited: "Water Moon Cave Heaven!Breaking the Nine Heavens!Phantom Escape!" without any spell effect...... Until another guard came and grabbed him, he struggled...... Struggle...... It was dark again.
I don't know how long it took, but when the old god came to his senses again, what appeared in front of him were the monkey god and the duck fairy. The two of them anxiously leaned over and looked at the old god.
"What's the matter?" the duck fairy asked loudly in his broken voice, and then reached out and pinched the top of the old man's head, "The cat's ears are all revealed!"
The duck fairy's name is Huang Dan, and his personality is as absurd as his name, his arms are slapped back and forth on his sides, his round face is wrinkled into a bun, and he looks very anxious.
The monkey god, whose face was quite grim, rarely showed a playful expression, looked at the duck, and said on the side: "What are you in a hurry, this cat has strong mana, pure spiritual power, and has reached the god level in cultivation." Isn't it just dizzy, dizzy, just saw him standing in front of the fishmonger's stall, and remembered that he wrote a letter a few days ago that he would give us something to our heart's content when he said goodbye...... I just thought I'm going to fight this guy in a while! If he doesn't faint, he will definitely be knocked unconscious by me!"
By the way, usually the old god king calls him a splash monkey, a dead monkey, and a monkey spirit......
"It's because this cat has become a god, isn't it worse to faint?" said the duck.
"I have been kind enough to prepare the gifts, and you are so unappreciative. The old god monarch opened his eyes and said lightly: "After all, I don't have anything that you are happy with." As he spoke, he put the cat's ears back.
"Hey, little meow~ Don't listen to the monkey's nonsense, we like the things you give the most......" Huang Dan was very surprised when he woke up, and helped him sit up. Thinking about the cockroach mouse, I couldn't help but shake my body, and even conjured a duck feather from my real body.
The monkey also coughed a little embarrassed, and said, "This gift is quite promising, ducks should like fish." ”
"Don't you like fish?" asked the Elder God Monarch, looking up at the monkey with wide eyes, those cat's eyes were crystal clear.
The monkey gasped, stumbled as if talking to himself, and glared at the old man, "You...... You're a tom! You're a tom!"
"Lao Tzu is also a straight man of steel. The old god monarch laughed playfully: "Do you want to compete with this monkey?"
Huang Dan hurriedly said: "Don't! Have you all forgotten your business! We're going to drink peach wine, if you don't go, you won't have any wine to drink!"
Only then did he realize that they had taken him to an inn.
The old man hurriedly shouted: "Little Er, come and settle the bill!"
"What's the matter, let's go!" the duck yelled again in his usual croaking voice, and then used his unique retreat technique to conjure a string of light around them, instantly removing them to Ziqing Mountain.
The monkey threw several large pieces of gold at the room table before the aperture ended.
What about the ducks?