285 useless and shameless

The four joys of life, there is a way: a long drought and a rain, a foreign country to meet the old acquaintance, the cave room to spend candle night, when the gold list is inscribed. Among them, the candle night in the cave room is called Xiao Dengke, which is one of the most proud things in life. Liu Rulong, a native of Qingliu Town, Taiping County, has not yet achieved fame, Xiao Dengke has already experienced, today is the second time, compared to the first time to come back, this time he married a young lady from a scholar's family, such as a beautiful flower, rich family resources, if you change someone is only afraid of death, Liu Rulong's face went to a trace of joy

None of them.

Everyone only thought that he was unhappy when he saw his ex-wife, and came to persuade him one by one with wine, but fortunately, the Liu family is a big family, and there are many cousins in the clan, so they blocked some wine for Liu Rulong and didn't let him get drunk to death.

Liu Rulong easily escaped from the table and returned to the room with a little drunkenness, and first quarreled with Huang Zhenzhen: Huang Zhenzhen must ask him to give an explanation, why did he invite Song Xiuxiu on the big day.

Xiao Xiucai was also angry: Isn't it an invitation sent by your family?

The two of them were husband and wife for the first day, and before they were happy for a while, they first made a note to each other and quarreled. The maid was so frightened that her legs trembled, and she hurriedly called Xiucai Niang to play the pressure, where did Xiucai Niang dare to say that she was the son of Xiucai?

It smells great. ”

The two of them were really hungry, and reluctantly sat down at the table to eat, and Xiucai Niang smiled: "People say that the little couple fights at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, you guys, young and vigorous, just a mouthful, when I am my age, where can I still stir up?"

said to Xiao Xiucai to make a look: "Rulong, you come out with me, I have to say two words to you, you are a big man, how can you be angry with your daughter-in-law?"

Liu Rulong ate a bowl of noodles in two bites, and followed his mother out, Huang Zhenzhen showed a smile on her face: Living a homely life, either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overpowers the east wind, she just got married, if she is not tougher, won't she be bullied to the head?

She plans to marry into the Liu family to live a good life of wearing gold and silver, eating fragrant and drinking spicy food, but she is not here to be a maid and serve people!

Xiucai Niang dragged Xiao Xiucai to the secluded place and asked him in a low voice: "Son, how can you hide that matter?"

Liu Rulong's face was so heavy that he could drip water, and he said with a gloomy face for a long time: "She is a young lady from a scholar's family, she has nowhere to learn those faceless things, and the yellow-haired girl who doesn't understand anything can be coaxed over." ”

Don't look at Liu Rulong now, he doesn't lack anything on his face, he is a good person, in fact, he asked Song Haonian to chop off the bag of his children and grandchildren with a knife, and he is a eunuch who can't give birth, and outsiders don't know.

Liu Rulong's family hated him to death every time he thought of this, but he was afraid of Song Haonian, and he had no way to deal with him, so he had to curse at home day and night.

Xiucainiang thought that Xiao Xiucai would not be able to give birth to children in the future, and the incense in his house would be cut off, and she couldn't sleep all night, and when she closed her eyes, she dreamed that Liu Rulong and his grandmother pointed at her nose and cursed. Fortunately, the new daughter-in-law has been married, and the young lady of the reading family is no better than the country girl, there are no rules in the countryside, and the little girls are a little older than they see the male baby stripped naked and fish in the ditch

I don't even see a few foreign men, so I don't know what a man looks like.

I don't know, it's simple to fool Huang Zhenzhen over, even if you can't give birth to a child at that time, you just need to push two hundred and sixty-five, saying that Huang Zhenzhen can't give birth, you can save Xiao Xiucai's face, but Song Xiuxiu gave birth to a daughter, and no one can say that Xiao Xiucai can't give birth.

The family married Huang Zhenzhen into the door with such an idea, and when Xiucai Niang came to him, she also told Xiao Xiucai to be more careful, so as not to show flaws in front of Huang Zhenzhen.

Xiao Xiucai agreed with a gloomy face, Song Haonian made him suffer a great humiliation, and now he looks like a normal person, but in fact, he has already become distorted because of his inferiority complex and pride, and he bought a few utensils from his classmates, and planned to use them on Huang Zhenzhen to vent his distorted and perverted thoughts.

Of course, you can't use it when you're newly married, but after a few days, you can use it if you coax Huang Zhenzhen to the ground a little more. Liu Rulong rubbed his face, told himself to relax his face, and went into the new house to talk to Huang Zhenzhen in a good voice: "Lady, I just poured a few cups of yellow soup, but I didn't recognize that the fairy-like person in front of me was you, just an outsider." Since I am not my wife, why should I be kind and pleasant, so I am in a hurry

Some, I hope the lady will forgive Xiaosheng. ”

Huang Zhenzhen burst out laughing, and quickly restrained her smile, glared at Xiao Xiucai and said, "I'm afraid that only the fairy in the sky can get a good word from you, which card am I counting, and I dare to blame you for speaking in a hurry?"

Xiao Xiucai bowed again, and dragged the joke to speak, and it was easy to coax Huang Zhenzhen to turn around and say with a smile: "I know that you are unintentional, otherwise, how can I let you go so easily? ”

Saying that, Fei gave him a charming look.

Xiao Xiucai's body was hot, and he almost lit this look, and in an instant, he remembered that he was weak now, just like a basin of cold water poured on his head, and he reluctantly smiled at Huang Zhenzhen, and ran out.

Huang Zhenzhen said in her heart: In the end, people are shy to read, and they are still shy when they talk about such things.

She was absent for a few days, thinking that although this Liu Rulong was not as majestic as the surnamed Song, it was better to be able to eat it in her mouth than to see it and not eat it, so she was very much looking forward to coming to the cave room. Push the cup and change the lamp on the table outside, this time the Liu family and the Huang family are married, but they can't lose the courtesy, and there should be a pomp and circumstance, so they specially invited the master from the city to cook, and the white rice and meat were spent like flowing water, and the Xiucai father and mother were distressed, looking at the new daughter-in-law full of dozens of dowries,

Then he rejoiced again.

Liu Rulong escaped halfway and came back, and everyone laughed: "Xiucai Gong is an urgent child, and he can't even wait for a while." ”

Liu Rulong pulled out a smirk, perfunctory with everyone, it was easy to wait until it was dark, thinking that there was still a headache in the cave room, in the end he called his father and mother and told everyone that the bride is the daughter of a scholar's family, and she is shy and afraid of life, so she will go to recognize her relatives in two days, and don't make trouble.

Huang Zhenzhen has a father who has also been an official, and his identity is very deterrent, and everyone made a commotion for a while, and they didn't dare to really go into the cave room to tease the newcomers, and they dispersed.

Liu Rulong returned to the room and saw Huang Zhenzhen sitting under the lamp, with red lips and white teeth, and spring water in her eyes, really like a fairy descending to earth.

Huang Zhenzhen was shy and said softly, "Husband, is it time to rest?"

Xiao Xiucai gritted her teeth, hating her bad luck, that day she was a dignified man, and only a stupid woman like Song Xiuxiu in the family was now in her arms, but she hated but she didn't have that important thing......

The more serious his face became, the more shy Huang Zhenzhen was as a scholar, smiled and asked the maid to fetch water to wash, and personally wiped Xiao Xiucai's face with a towel and handkerchief. The maids in the family refused to marry Huang Zhenzhen, so they hired a maid from the town before getting married to support the faΓ§ade. This maid's name is Xiaohuan, and she hasn't done a few days of serving people, and she is a little clumsy, but fortunately, Huang Zhenzhen is in a good mood this time, but she was not punished to kneel outside

, only said to her: "Be careful, what do you think of clumsy words!"

Finally cleaned up, Xiaohuan withdrew and closed the door, Song Xiuxiu's room was now full of sundries, and Xiaohuan slept on the floor there.

This girl was also busy for a day, so tired that her whole body ached, and she fell on the bed to close her eyes, first heard Huang Zhenzhen screaming, and then Xiao Xiucai was furious, the movement was so noisy as if she was going to kill someone, not Xiaohuan, even Xiucai's father and mother also hurried up to persuade each other. It turned out that Xiao Xiucai and Huang Zhenzhen entered the mandarin curtains together, one deliberately seduced, the other pretended to be excited, it was the time of intense affection, Huang Zhenzhen only felt that Xiao Xiucai was half soft and not hard, lest it was a few scars left on his body that disappointed him, so he had the intention to stimulate him and touch him with a pair of small hands

I didn't want to touch the void and was shocked.

Huang Zhenzhen was shocked, Xiao Xiucai was afraid, he pushed Huang Zhenzhen suddenly: "What are you doing?"

The bride Huang Zhenzhen suspected that she was wrong, and ripped off the quilt, leaving a dragon and phoenix candle in the house.

This Liu Rulong is actually a useless killer!

Huang Zhenzhen suddenly screamed: "Liu Rulong, you can't use it, why didn't you say it earlier, you want to cheat and marry me?"

Liu Rulong failed to deceive the bride, and glared at Huang Zhenzhen: "Shut up!"

Huang Zhenzhen grabbed the pillow and smashed it on Liu Rulong, screaming like killing a pig, where is there still the shy and charming from a moment ago?

The green tendons on Liu Rulong's forehead burst out, he never expected that this Huang Zhenzhen was actually an experienced one. Looking at the sheets again, there was no blood stain at all, and he immediately reacted, pointed at Huang Zhenzhen with a trembling hand and said, "You are not a yellow flower girl!"

Huang Zhenzhen was stunned for a moment, and cried like a rainbow: "Wow, you are useless, you still slander me, I am innocent and alone, it is better to die for you today!"

As he spoke, he hit his head in Xiao Xiucai's arms and knocked him straight to the ground. Xiucai's father and mother were in a hurry outside the door, and when they heard the person falling heavily on the ground, they hurriedly pushed the door and ran in. Xiucai's father didn't dare to enter, Xiucai's mother went in to see, her son fell to the ground naked, and her daughter-in-law was crying on the bed naked, so she hurriedly asked Huang Zhenzhen to put on her clothes and ripped off the quilt cover

On Xiao Xiucai.

When Huang Zhenzhen saw Xiu Cai's mother, there was fire in her eyes: "Wow, your family has teamed up to deceive me, I want to go back to my parents' house!"

Xiucai's mother was frightened, so she wanted to say good things, but she only heard Xiao Xiucai say: "Mother, this silver woman is not a yellow flower girl, don't ask her to say it!"

It's not the first time that their family has the intention of killing their daughter-in-law, but Huang Zhenzhen is not Song Xiuxiu, and they have a father who lifts people, so they can't kill if they say kill.

In the final analysis, just ask Huang Zhenzhen not to talk about it.

Liu Rulong gritted his teeth and stood up, pounced over and slapped Huang Zhenzhen in the face, and said angrily: "Since you have married into my family, you will be my daughter-in-law well, and I can't lose you! If you dare to say it, I will divorce you on the charge of not abiding by women's morals, you see that your father and mother still want you to don't!" Huang Zhenzhen shook, her father and mother annoyed her to death, if she asked Hugh to go back, it would hurt the face of the Huang family, I was afraid that my father and mother would quietly kill her with a glass of arsenic wine, and she could not be kept alive!