Side story "The Ninth Savior"

Fate is unfair, but life is equal, and everyone has the right to make mistakes, and they also have the opportunity to be saved and forgiven. At different stages of life, there is always no shortage of people around us who can save us and protect us.

When you broke something when you were a child and got into trouble, when you couldn't afford it, your parents would always stand in front of you, hide you behind your back, and then explain to the other party: "Eh~ Isn't he still young, how can you see like a child, then you call the police and arrest him!"

Send an umbrella in the rain,

Goddess miscarriage,

Drink plenty of hot water,

Forgive the cheating......

As we grew up, we also learned to save others.

When the world we live in is facing threats and disasters, who will save the world? Who will have such ability?

Today, in a space called the Vertical and Horizontal Continent, there are many people who have the ability to save the world, and they have a common name - savior!

There are countless different parallel spaces in the universe, they have different civilizations and histories, they also face different disasters and difficulties, fortunately, they also have different, but equally powerful saviors.

Today, representatives of nine saviors from the nine parallel spaces gathered together to communicate on how to better save and protect the world, and under the auspices of the order management of all parallel spaces, Tiandao, to conduct a salvation competition to see which savior of the parallel space is the most reliable, which way to save the world is the most effective, and also to evaluate who is the most powerful savior in these countless parallel spaces!

Before the exchange and competition began, everyone waited in the lounge area like a private room in the song hall.

Among the nine private rooms, one is the largest and most luxurious, no matter who you are, as long as you see this private room, you can realize that the characters in it are not on the same level as the saviors of the other eight spaces, and they are very suspicious of favoritism.

Indeed, the characters in this private room are really not ordinary.

The people present today are all people who have directly or indirectly saved their respective worlds, or are regarded as the most capable of becoming saviors, but sitting in this private room is a senior savior who has successfully saved several parallel worlds.

He is from Heaven and is the official savior!

The official savior's name is Hao Chun, and from the appearance of it, he is a young man in his 20s, with riotous bangs, and a little ruffian. This will make him sit on the sofa a little bored, holding the remote control and constantly changing the lighting effects of the private room, sometimes dim and sometimes flickering, giving people the illusion that the closed door of the private room will open at any time, and then a public relations manager will lead a row of princesses in......

The door really opened, startling Naochun, who was used to seeing big scenes, after all, this time he came out to do business, representing the heavenly court above various parallel spaces, and if the public relations manager brought in a row of princesses at this time, Naochun didn't know how to deal with it.

Really pick two, I'm sorry for heaven and family, but don't pick two, I'm a little sorry for myself, people's public relations managers and princesses are also working hard, right, how can you despise snubbing~

If you want to figure out this festival, relax immediately, come on, come on, enjoy the public relations arranged by Tiandao today, and see if it is Yan Thin Huanfei or Mountain and Sea Delicacies.

The door was completely opened, and a person walked from the shadow outside the door to the shadow inside the door, Naochun frowned and looked carefully, but he still couldn't see clearly, so he gently pressed the remote control, and with a click, the light in the private room was bright, and the person's face was clear.

Nao Chun let out an exclamation: "I'm going to make a big deal!" Liu Lao Liu, why are you?!"

Liu Lao Liu is the guide for Naochun to become the official savior, and he is also his mentor in the mission of saving the world, and he also has a more bullish identity - the Jade Emperor of Heaven!

As for how this little old man, who looks like he is in his 60s and looks obscene and shrewd, became the Jade Emperor, it is not the focus of today's attention, he suddenly came here because of the trouble.

"Smash, do you miss your father?"

Liu Laoliu smiled as soon as he met and said hello out of tune.

The princess turned into Liu Lao Liu in seconds, and it is conceivable how bad the mood of the spring is, and she said unhappily: "Take advantage of less, the friendship between the two of us as a father and son has long been wiped out after you teased my daughter-in-law." ”

Liu Lao Liu's inauthentic things are more than the stars in the sky, and he has long been out of the matter.

The hippie smile came to Naochun's side, sat down, and took advantage of the situation to put his arm on Naochun's shoulder: "Look at you, you are stingy, why don't you ask me why I suddenly came to you?"

Nao Chun frowned: "That's right, this savior exchange is hosted by Heavenly Dao, and you, as the Jade Emperor, are the organizers, what are you trying to do when you come to me at this time?"

Liu Lao Liu slapped his ass on the ass: "What else can you do, the unspoken rules are you!"

Nao Chun crooked his mouth and smiled: "Hehe, then I have an option, you still have unspoken rules for others to go." ”

Liu Lao Liu said excitedly: "Don't talk about calves, we are a fight, can I take care of them?"

Nao Chun also straightened his posture and asked: "Then what is the inside story of you, hurry up and blow it up, I have always been quite bottomless in my heart, and I feel that today's incident is directed at me by the way of heaven." ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" Liu Lao Liu patted Nao Chun on the shoulder: "Tiandao is my leader, even if it is really to you, there can be no complaints, I know? Let me tell you, sometimes, the leader's target is the test, and after the test is the promotion, you have to see the essence clearly." ”

Nao Chun didn't have any bottom in his heart: "If you pass the test, you will be promoted, what will happen if you don't pass? Not to mention promotion, you can't use me to lift shoes, right?"

Liu Lao Liu rubbed his shoehorn and said with a displeased face: "Mention, shoe, pull, these three words are not allowed to be said at the same time in front of me!

Naochun saw that Liu Lao Liu was particularly sensitive today, which showed that he was also very nervous, and Naochun was even more bottomless: "Sixth master, you have to drag me down, I am a meritorious person, Xianxia world, online game world, Western ......"

Liu Laoliu interrupted Naochun's words: "Don't count, everyone knows how many worlds you have saved, but Tiandao is going to hold such an event against you this time, and I can't help it." ”

Naochun rubbed his hands nervously: "You can't help it, don't you want to uncover the rules of me, come on, come on, I can't cooperate with it~"

Liu Lao Liu patted Hao Chun's shoulder: "The unspoken rule is to be addicted, if you really have that ability, I don't have to be so nervous, what I can do now is to help you cheer up." ”

"Then you're a drum~"

"The drum is finished~"

"What's your drum?"

"Didn't I tapped you on the shoulder!"

Naochun was speechless for a while, he felt that Liu Lao Liu was causing trouble to himself again.

Liu Lao Liu saw that Naochun was disturbed by himself, and laughed: "Hahaha, look at your loss, oh my mother, I'm laughing to death, teasing you, how can I fool you like this." Actually, I'm going to play with you as a partner this time, you say it's not powerful!"

Naochun's right eyelid twitched, and he asked Liu Laoliu: "Really?"

"What am I lying to you for, so you just put your heart in your stomach, there is a sixth master to make a move, are you still afraid that you can't fight those little b-cubs!"

After thinking about it for a while, Nao Chun thought of the key: "Hey, it can't be that you have done something unreliable recently, Tiandao is going to take this opportunity to target you together, right?"

Liu Laoliu's face turned red when he heard this, but before he could explain, he heard the radio in the private room, and a female voice announced: "Please gather at the venue~"

Liu Lao Liu gasped and said: "It's time to play, I'm telling you not to think about it at this time, we have to trust each other and rely on each other, and it's a serious matter to pass this pass!"

Nao Chun got up from the sofa and said to Liu Laoliu: "You don't need to say this truth, you can figure it out yourself, don't drag me back!"

Liu Lao Liu smiled: "The kid's wings are stiff, not only is his ability to save the world getting stronger and stronger, but the kung fu of this calf is also so fast that I really pass it on." ”

The two of them came out of the private room while bickering, and went straight down the straight corridor to an outdoor platform.

The vertical and horizontal continent is round and smooth as a mirror, suspended above the boundless sea of clouds, and the area is only the size of a football field. The periphery of the mainland is a circle of classical buildings, which is where the private room was located before the spring, and the Chinese building is equipped with a KTV private room, which is also Liu Laoliu's unreliable ability.

Naochun asked Liu Laoliu for confirmation, and Liu Laoliu nodded and admitted: "The framework is created by heaven, and the interior decoration is under my control. ”

Naochun muttered: "No wonder the way of heaven wants to target you, you should be masturbated for this aesthetics." ”

At this time, the saviors of the other eight parallel worlds also appeared around the platform, and as soon as they appeared, they looked at each other with both wariness and hostility in their eyes.

Before they had time to observe carefully, the female voice that had announced their appearance came again.

"Respected saviors, today everyone gathers here to communicate and compete in accordance with the will of Heaven, the purpose and nature do not need to be repeated, you should be very clear in your hearts~"

With the words of the female voice, the other saviors of the eight directions set their eyes on Nao Chun and Liu Lao Liu at the same time.

Liu Lao Liu was the master who couldn't be offended, so he was immediately unhappy, and pointed at them back and forth and asked: "What do you see? What do you see? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?"

Liu Lao Liu was screaming there, but Naochun was panicked in his heart: "What kind of reaction is this? It's really aimed at me~"

From everyone's reactions, it can be concluded that today's exchange is not only a test of the Heavenly Dao for him, but also a test for these people, and if he is not careful, he will most likely be replaced by the new official savior.

A wave of uneasiness came to his heart, and he secretly wondered: These people will not really be stronger than their own ability to eliminate themselves from the position of official saviors, right?

No, Naochun instantly overturned his conjecture.

No, he is a senior savior, who has saved several worlds on the verge of destruction, and defeated those enemies that even the Heavenly Dao divine power is powerless to fight. In the process, he honed his courage and strategy far beyond mortals, and he was confident that he would not lose to anyone when it came to cultivation as kung fu.

Since the other saviors of the eight directions regard him as a common enemy, Nao Chun dares to conclude that these people know themselves and know his strength and advantages, so they will take such a unified position, and from this information it can be concluded that they have an absolute advantage.

The female voice continued: "Don't waste everyone's time, the following exchange competition has officially begun. The process is very simple, each savior will appear in the order set by the Heavenly Dao, first explain their salvation philosophy, and then accept the test of a random virtual salvation mission, and the Heavenly Dao will score according to your performance. Those with high scores have a chance to become the official savior of the reserve, but those with low scores have a chance to become the official savior... Eh, let's not talk about unhappy things, let's get started~"

How unhappy you are, of course you can guess that if the score is not up to standard, it will definitely be withdrawn~

Without giving him time to think and prepare, the female voice announced: "The first one to appear is a savior from the martial arts world~~"

is worthy of being a chivalrous man from the martial arts world, although he was the first to appear, he did not hesitate to procrastinate, only to see the gray shadow rise up and fall into the field.

The eyes of Nao Chun and Liu Lao Liu were focused on the two gray figures at the same time, along with the others.

Tattered clothes, sloppy and shabby. The savior of the martial arts world turned out to be two people dressed as beggars!

The saviors of all parties let out a burst of surprise when they saw the true faces of the two, especially Liu Laoliu, who immediately laughed and shouted: "The poor B of martial arts, you didn't steal the fruit plate ashtray in the private room?!"

The general height and appearance of the two, the appearance of more than 40 years old, are all heroic on the face, at first glance they are brothers, only the weapons are different, one is holding a bamboo cane, and the other is empty.

They ignored Liu Laoliu's ridicule and the surprise of others, and stood in the middle of the scene with an indifferent face.

This courage, this courage! It's really nothing special.

Born in a beggar gang, he is usually humiliated and despised, but what is this level of coaxing today.

The female voice reminded, "Please explain your idea of salvation. ”

The staff bearer shouted, "When it comes to saving the world, it shouldn't be a chivalrous word!"

The unarmed man chimed in: "Oh, what is chivalry?"

The one who bears the staff: "The great man of chivalry, for the country and the people!"

The freehanded: "What is the explanation for the country and the people?"

The man with the rod arched his hand: "Under the king, the kingdom is the king." ”

The unarmed man also bowed his hand: "Under the king, it is for the people." ”

The two of them said in unison: "Go up and bow on stage!"

There was a brief silence, followed by a burst of laughter.

Nao Chun laughed and burst into tears: "I'll make a big deal, these two are talking about cross talk, why don't you shake your burden if you don't agree." ”

Liu Lao Liu squatted down with a smile: "I don't care, I don't care, if there is a voting session later, I will definitely vote for them, it's so funny." ”

The audience laughed, but the two of them looked at each other for unknown reasons.

Wang Weiguo said loudly: "Quiet, everyone be quiet, don't affect our performance... I mean don't affect our speech~~~"

Wang Weimin added: "What we mean is that if you want to save the world, you can't do without our two brothers for the country and the people, don't get me wrong." ”

The host's female voice also let out a burst of pleasant laughter: "Okay, okay, I understand, you want to say that the salvation concept of martial arts is actually led by heroes and concentrated forces to fight against the crisis of annihilation, right?"

Wang Weiguo and Wang Weimin's faces sank at the same time: "It's annoying that you love to ...... stubble"

The female voice was embarrassed for a while: "Okay, let's enter the next link, the Vertical and Horizontal Continent will randomly generate a crisis of annihilation, two heroes, are you ready?"

The two didn't need to answer, they each showed their kung fu figures, which can be regarded as showing their attitude.

Then I saw a burst of light and shadow in the field, and a ten-meter-tall robot with heavy mechanical armor appeared out of thin air.

The female voice said coldly: "The theme of the first random annihilation crisis is the hegemony of machines, artificial intelligence is highly developed, and machines want to replace humans to become the new masters, two heroes, in the face of such crises, please make a decision." ”

Wow~~ What kind of crisis is this? The first one in the spring is not convinced, this is too simple, isn't it just a dry word, what decision is needed. At the beginning, the crisis of annihilation that they faced was either a hundred-year conspiracy of the alien race, or a crisis of sovereignty in the Heavenly Court, which did not require all kinds of planning and thousands of tactics to settle it, but as a result, Heavenly Dao actually came up with such a simple crisis to test them.

Naochun felt unfair, and Wang Weiguo and Wang Weimin in the field also felt unfair. What's this? What is mechanical dominance? What is artificial intelligence? What is this thing in front of you?

They come from the world of martial arts, where muskets and earth cannons are all extradimensional weapons, not to mention this artificial intelligence robot!

Wang Weiguo was the first to be circled: "Brother, they want us to fight with this thing, right?"

Wang Weimin: "Yes. ”

Wang Weiguo: "Then fight?"

"Ahh

"Where are its acupoint meridians?"

"This ......"

"I don't think I know where to start. ”

"Yes......"

"You try two tricks first, and I'll observe. ”

"Me?"

"That's right, you're an older brother, go ahead, I'll take care of my sister-in-law if something happens." ”

"you!"

There was silence on the sidelines, followed by laughter.

These two goods are too funny, I haven't seen the kung fu methods, and the cross talk routine is a thief.

It's a pity that the robot couldn't understand their cross talk, and the huge arm turned over for a while, revealing a black hole in the muzzle, and then heard a boom, and the muzzle shot out a ball of light-speed energy, sacrificing his life for the country and the people in a sea of joy.

The female voice embarrassedly announced: "The martial arts world failed to save the world." ”

Everyone responded with warm applause, and Liu Laoliu squatted on the ground and slapped his thigh: "It's ridiculous to me, if I have something wrong with this matter, I have to lie to them." ”

Before everyone could recover from the cheerful mood, the female voice announced: "Next, please invite a second savior to appear, he is from the hip-hop world~"

As a savior, he has taken the initiative to study the settings of many parallel worlds, but he really hasn't paid attention to this hip-hop world.

The savior of the hip-hop world appears as a young man who walks with his head shaken and his head wrapped in a turban and sunglasses.

"Please elaborate on your salvation philosophy~"

The young man gestured with his hands and half of his body as if he was on the left and right, and sang aloud in his mouth.

"Roar! Roar!

What to do to save the world? I don't care about that.

Regardless of the yin and yang worlds, the spirit of hip-hop is immortal.

There is no soul without hip-hop.

Even if the world exists, it will be a desolate tomb!"

Liu Lao Liu followed the rhythm of the young man's trip and twisted in place, and Nao Chun asked him, "Do you understand?"

Liu Lao Liu was puzzled: "What? I scratched the thorns at the base of my thigh, what's wrong?"

Naochun laughed dryly: "It's nothing, you keep rubbing, I'll see what else this strange thing can do." ”

Naochun wanted to see the excitement, but Tiandao did not give him a chance, and the female voice announced: "The hip-hop world is directly eliminated because of the improper concept of salvation." ”

The young man was stunned.

"Clams, clams, clams?

What j8 are you talking about?

Am I not hip-hop enough?

Now knock me out,

It's all attitudes.

You reject hip-hop culture, just like my old-fashioned dad.

What kind of world can you save, it's better to explode together!"

Everyone in the audience and the female voice said to the young man at the same time: "Get out~"

Liu Laoliu said depressedly: "What kind of competition is this, it's all funny freaks, there is no posture, and the rhythm is crooked." Eh, when did I become so rhyming when I spoke......"

The female voice continued: "The saviors who appear in the third to eighth places are special, they are all from the same world, the world of slapping faces. ”

Troubled Spring was stunned: "What the hell is the world slapped in the face?"

Liu Lao Liu was very excited: "This is good, this is good, the face slap world is my favorite parallel world." ”

"What's the situation? Tell me about it~"

Li Lao Liu said: "Pretending to be forced to slap the face and counterattack, you haven't read online novels, thieves are very enjoyable." ”

Naochun said I hadn't seen it.

Liu Lao Liu said: "Then you have opened your eyes today, wait and see, there must be a good show." ”

With the announcement of the female voice, from the third to the ninth, a total of six groups of people walked into the stadium at the same time.

That's right, not six, but six, each of which is a tall man with a group of women.

The six groups of people stood in a circle, looked at each other, a strange look flashed on their faces, and they didn't take the initiative to speak.

The female voice said, "Uh... I'm embarrassed, so I'll introduce it to you. These six are all strong men from the world of slapping in the face and have the potential to be saviors. They are the strongest soldier king, the strongest doctor, the strongest president, the strongest madman, the strongest bodyguard and the strongest family, and their experiences are relatively the same, they all started by auctions and gambling stones. ”

Several people smiled awkwardly and greeted each other: "Fortunately, I will be fortunate to ......"

The scene fell silent again, and the female voice had to take the rhythm: "Who will share the concept of salvation next? ”

The strongest soldier king touched his nose: "I... I haven't encountered anything major, so I think it's just a matter of going with the flow, and I don't have to worry too much, I can save the day anyway. ”

"The strongest doctor?"

The strongest doctor touched his nose: "I'm pretty much the same, but I prefer trouble, hey, every time something happens, I can take a beautiful woman......"

The other people spoke in turn, saying the same thing, and their habits were the same, either touching their noses or shrugging their shoulders.

Naochun shook his bangs, and Liu Laoliu rubbed his front teeth, very disapproving.

The female voice was a little unhappy: "The way of heaven is to let you talk about the concept of salvation, what do you say, I think you don't have the consciousness to save the world at all." ”

The strongest madman laughed: "How can you save the world by pretending to be forced to slap your face." ”

The strongest president said coldly: "I only hear his voice and don't see his person, it's so special... I love ......"

The strongest bodyguard and the strongest family said at the same time: "Don't you want to fight this woman's idea, from the moment I heard her voice, I knew that this woman needed me to protect it!"

"Huh, you're trying to pretend to be with me?"

"You want to be slapped in the face by me?"

"Come on!!"

Liu Laoliu and Nao Chun outside the court panicked: "How did I fight?!"

In this way, the Nine Saviors Exchange Contest of the Nine Parallel Spaces ended successfully, and in the end, the official Savior from Heavenly Court, Naochun, won the victory.

Afterwards, Liu Laoliu asked him how he felt about this victory.

Nao Chun thought for a while and said: "Actually, I didn't understand it, I knew that I didn't do anything, I didn't lose anyone, and my success was purely based on their failures." If you let me analyze it, the reason for their failure is that there are too many routines and they can't get out of their own circle, maybe I'm better at looking at problems from different angles. ”

Liu Laoliu applauded and smiled: "Yes, saving the world requires improvisation, and it is impossible to always play routines." ”

Naochun nodded: "Understand~"

"Let's go~"

"Where are you going?"

"Take you around the world of face slapping. ”

"What's any better then?"

"After the last exchange competition, the six strongest went back and got up, and the thieves were lively, and I heard that they are now bidding for a giraffe amber. ”

Nao Chun said he was not interested: "It's boring, it's better to go to the martial arts world to listen to cross talk than to see them pretending to be slapped in the face." ”

Liu Laoliu said: "The martial arts world has been quite quiet recently, let's not add to the chaos, since we don't agree with each other, let's choose a compromise." ”

Naochun was curious: "What is a compromise?"

Liu Laoliu gestured seven to seven on the left and eight on the right: "Recently, my mind has been dizzy, I always rhyme when I speak, I think of the hip-hop world, and I can win the rap championship~"

Naochun said disdainfully: "Whoever wants to hip-hop with you, it's better to stay at home, guard his wife and doll, and beer watermelon, uh......"

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said: "Talent~"

Naochun was stunned for a long time, and slapped his thigh: "Walk! Maybe you can really win a championship!"