When Lin Xiafan was copying memory card movies, he was called out by his uncle and asked them to drive a car to send a few village chiefs home, which made them unhappy, and they had to put down the workers in their hands, who called the old uncle the village chief.

"Don't make this face, the ninth day of the first month is your old cousin's villa to move the house, and you want to have a seven-day and seven-night flowing water banquet, you see that I am all my age, and I am busy until now, you young people, you need to work more, don't always watch these dirty and obscene movies. The old uncle said to a few of them.

"Uncle, we also work, not watching these movies. They said innocently.

"It's not looking, you look at you, the zipper on the top of your pants hasn't been pulled up, what do you say you're doing?" said the old uncle, who was not dazzled, pointed to the crotch of his pants.

“......”

Anyway, they drove the old men back to their village in small cars, and then came back again, working overtime and continuing the copying work. I have to say, this job is really not ordinary, you can occasionally watch these movies, and if you can't help it, pull your girlfriend next to you to the orchard.

Speaking of Lin Xiafan, the villain, after he returned to the village, he brought Sister Xiuqiao and them into the Xuantian Glazed Immortal Tower, and had an ambiguous relationship with them for a while. Then he went into his study, started the fairy trading platform, made an appointment with the legendary fairy Chang'e, and asked her if she had seen the recording pictures of the platform computer.

Alas, I really don't know how to say about this little peasant, so someone started to ask a legendary beauty directly about watching top movies, and she didn't know how to be reserved at all.

Lin Xiafan didn't expect it, and Fairy Chang'e replied directly to Lin Xiafan and said, "Well, I watched the second part." ”

When Lin Xiafan heard her words, he muttered, "No, watch two at once, you deserve to be a lonely fairy!"

Then Lin Xiafan asked her again: "How do you feel after watching it?"

"I feel like there's something weird about the picture in there. "Speaking of this, Fairy Chang'e is energetic.

"Weird?" Hayashi asked her.

"yes, how can those boxes sit people in and run around, and besides, those houses are too high. Fairy Chang'e asked as she thought of the background inside.

It turned out that when she said weird, she was referring to cars and high-rise buildings, and Lin Xiafan thought she had seen it, and the feeling was strange under her lower abdomen. Perhaps, there are no cars and houses in the fairy world, they are all antique palaces, not dozens of storey buildings.

However, Lin Xiafan did not explain these cars and mansions to her, but continued to ask, asking her how she felt when she saw two men and women doing those things.

When asked this, Fairy Chang'e just replied: "Don't tell you, Fairy Su said that you are a villain!"

"......" Lin Xiafan was speechless.

But Lin Xiafan will not be defeated like this, in order to let her say to herself what she feels, Lin Xiafan took out some beautiful covers, as well as pants and pants and other things to tempt her. If you tell him, Lin Xiafan will give her these women's clothes, and say that they can't be bought outside.

When Fairy Chang'e heard Lin Xiafan's words, Xiao Yinya bit her red lip lightly, feeling that this little guy was mysterious and secretive, and he might get more good things in his hands in the future. So, Fairy Chang'e told Lin Xiafan that when she looked at those things, it felt weird, and she had a feeling of wanting a man, and her skirt was inexplicably wet......

Hearing her words, Lin Xiafan learned that Fairy Chang'e, like immortals, has seven emotions and six desires, not those who are cold. Since he felt like this, Lin Xiafan felt that he had a chance, and began to tease her in language, saying that if he wanted a man, he could secretly play with himself about these men and women.

"Okay, if you can come to my Guanghan Palace, I'll play with you. Fairy Chang'e thought that Fairy Su had said that no matter how he teased him, he would not come to find him, so Fairy Chang'e boldly said to Lin Xiafan.

"Really, you can say that!" Lin Xiafan heard her words, and was a little eager to teleport to her, but when he thought of his own skills, his heart was like a deflated ball and said, "Can you wait a year?"

"My sentence is valid for you for half a year, and it expires in one year. Fairy Chang'e said to Lin Xiafan with a smile.

"You can extend it a little bit, you see that I look so cute, so honest, give me an extension for a year. Lin Xiafan smiled and said to her.

"Are you honest? It's strange to believe you, Fairy Su said to me, within a few days of knowing you, you tricked her into stripping naked, using a digital camera called what kind of portrait to show you, and spreading your legs wide to take pictures of that one. When Fairy Chang'e heard Lin Xiafan's words, she said to him a little speechlessly. I thought to myself, "Sure enough, it looks like a wolf, like that pig." ”

Lin Xiafan was speechless, he didn't expect his fairy lady to say everything to her, how will he pick up girls in the future? But it doesn't matter, the first failure does not mean that it will fail in the future, the future will be long, no hurry, no hurry.

Next, Lin Xiafan traded a few exquisite covers and a few small pants to Fairy Chang'e, but Fairy Chang'e didn't expect that there was a hole in the middle of several pants. Did Lin Xiafan deliberately cut it badly, but after asking, he found out that this kind of small pants is like this. It made her think of those dirty pictures, and felt that this kind of small pants was designed for the convenience of men.

Subsequently, Lin Xiafan chatted with her a lot, talking about the two men Hou Yi and Wu Gang, who were born with divine power in Eastern mythology, and Lin Xiafan wanted to know if these myths were true.

It's okay not to ask, but after asking, Fairy Chang'e nodded and said that these two men were both men he once liked, but God made them fateful.

"You've had two men, have you ever done it with them? Lin Xiafan asked her boldly.

"Where do you want to go, do you think they are all filthy thoughts like you, they are all the same character, but Hou Yi can't let go of mortal things, he doesn't want to cultivate immortals, and in the end he died tragically at the hands of his apprentice.

Wu Gang, who was originally a good man, began to live with me for a period of time, and finally broke up with me, what to say, I am too beautiful, I have to fight with the rival who pursues me every day, and I was seriously injured and left after fighting for hundreds of years, and finally said that I was in trouble. Fairy Chang'e replied to Lin Xiafan's words.

After Fairy Chang'e finished speaking, she said: "After that, the ruler let me live in the Guanghan Palace all the time, refusing to meet the opposite sex, waiting for a powerful man, saying that there must be an arrangement for the will of heaven, but I think that he wants to put me under house arrest and become his woman, but he is just being watched by his woman, and maybe because of his identity, he does not dare to come here casually." ”

When Lin Xiafan heard this, he didn't feel anything, as she said, he looked too red-faced, and if he was obtained by a weak person, the strong person would not be convinced. If you are not convinced, then you have to start fighting, like the four beauties of ancient times. For the sake of a woman, she will do whatever it takes to go to war and make the lives of the people miserable, so there is an idiom called: Disaster to the country and the people, disaster to the face......