"6060 Chinese brand mobile phone Niu Ye is at your service, please enter the boot password. ”

Liu Ling plunged headlong into the sewer, and after a buzzing in his brain, he vaguely heard this arrogant and feminine voice.

Liu Ling, a young man on the earth who graduated from a college and couldn't find a job.

One has no looks, two has no ability, and three has no pit for a big father.

The delivery truck turned into a stinky ditch and posted a small advertisement and was chased by the security guards from the third ring to the fifth ring.

Later, I was forced to make a living, and finally gritted my teeth and did a big thing that I had never done in my life - selling yellow CDs!

That night, when he was setting up a stall in a hidden old street, he was suddenly discovered by the police, Liu Ling's face suddenly turned green, and he ran away.

However, I don't know which of the thieves who was more odious than him actually stole the sewer manhole cover on the street.

Liu Ling thought that he was about to shake off the police and laugh heartily on his back, but when he heard the sound of "bang", the person was gone, and he fell straight into the black sewer.

Liu Ling's consciousness was suddenly blurred, and after waking up slightly, he felt that the world was pitch black, and this voice appeared in his mind.

"6060 Chinese brand mobile phone Niu Ye is at your service, please enter the boot password. ”

The voice reminded again.

Feeling the sudden extra phantom in his mind, Liu Ling was stunned for a while, and then suddenly reacted.

Then his eyes were red and he let out a howl, and he almost jumped more than three feet high!

"it!Isn't this the stupid girl in "Magic Phone"?!"

Could it be that now that he has grown up and become a girl?

Liu Ling was violently excited, and his lips trembled and he couldn't speak.

The TV series "Magic Mobile", which was all the rage many years ago, Liu Ling watched it I don't know how many times, and Liu Ling definitely remembered the boot password of the stupid girl clearly.

Thinking of the beautiful and romantic three words, Liu Ling suddenly closed his eyes with a look of enjoyment, and then said in a tone of a great poet, "I-love-you!"

"The password has been entered correctly, please enter the mode option. ”

A voice that was extremely sweet to Liu Ling sounded.

"Real life mode!" Liu Ling said as if he was grateful for the gift of socialism.

As the four words sounded, a slender figure in red clothes finally appeared in Liu Ling's mind.

is exactly the stupid girl played by Shu Chang on the TV series!

"Am I your master now?"

"The password is entered correctly, and you have now become the owner of Niu Ye!"

Liu Ling just wanted to speak, but his brain was a little groggy, and he suddenly wanted to crawl out of the sewer first.

It took a long time to sit up panting, Liu Ling opened his eyes blankly, only to find that he was not at the bottom of the sewer, but on an antique street, surrounded by onlookers dressed in ancient clothes.

This costume, this street, and this house are completely the scenes of the otherworldly continent in fantasy novels!

And everyone in the street is around him, and he is surrounded by the stars and the moon.

Don't...... Don't...... Did you cross over? And you have crossed over to become a great celebrity who is admired by men and women?!

Quack ~ Quack!

Liu Ling was dizzy for a while, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

It's like a beggar in the ninth generation, who suddenly has a mountain of fish and meat!

"Ahh

The crowd of onlookers on the street saw Liu Ling sitting up from the stone slab, and immediately let out a scream, as if he was alive.

"This magic stick...... ...... alive It's alive!"

Everyone took a few steps back like a dodge star, and looked at the disheveled Liu Ling with a sneer.

Seeing this, Liu Ling suddenly had a black line on his face.

They didn't seem to be full of adoration as they had just thought, but rather looked at the monkey being played with a playful face.

With some doubts in his heart, Liu Ling looked down at this completely different body and knew that he had really crossed over!

Thinking of this, Liu Ling was already familiar with the routines traversed in the novel, and slowly closed his eyes, feeling the memory of the previous owner of this body.

As the memories flowed into Liu Ling's mind little by little, Liu Ling's face became more and more strange, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch fiercely!

I'll rub it, I'll wipe it, I'll wipe it again......

This guy's life is too fierce and too "legendary"!

Feeling this guy's previous memories, Liu Ling's face was suddenly full of worship.

As written in the novel, the previous owner of this body is also named Liu Ling.

But this Liu Ling is a big genius, a big celebrity, a big man, or a big liar, a big fool, a big god!

This guy has mediocre talent and a waste of firewood, but his life is like a hanging, and he rushes to the top with the halo of the protagonist!

This person has a defective physique, is born to cultivate turtle speed, does not do his job, and is idle.

But with the trick of abduction and deception, he counterattacked all the way and slapped his face.

He can simply be said to be the number one god stick in the Nine Abyss Country!

This guy didn't know anything about refining weapons at all, but he secretly used tricks and infiltrated the Refiner Guild. And with his whiskers, he patted the horse left and right in it.

This guy doesn't know medical skills at all, but he can talk to you like a river, and finally make you shout "broad and profound"!

is such a deceitful god stick, and in the end, he has a place in all walks of life such as doctors, refiners, and alchemists in the Jiuyuan Kingdom.

"Nima, this time I really saw the battle chicken among the liars!"

The corners of Liu Ling's mouth couldn't help twitching fiercely.

Although he thinks that he was abducted and deceived in his previous life, it is not ambiguous, but compared to this guy, he is completely trivial, and he is not at the same level at all!

With his status in various occupations in the Jiuyuan Kingdom, "Liu Ling" accepted bribes and accumulated natural treasures.

But there's still to come.

He didn't know what means he used, he disguised his waste body as carrying the bloodline of the ancient emperor, and it shook the entire Nine Abyss Country for a while, and everyone was watching!

You must know that this kind of bloodline is extremely rebellious, and even the royal family of the Nine Abyss Kingdom is doing their best to cultivate it.

Every two years, the Nine Abyss Kingdom will raise the financial resources of the whole country and invite the most pinnacle existences of the Alchemist Guild to join forces to refine two peerless pills that can stimulate the blood of the emperor!

This kind of elixir requires tens of thousands of medicinal materials, and the price is so great that even the royal family of the Nine Abyss Kingdom can only collect one refining material a year, which is absolutely valuable.

And he is worthy of being the number one god stick in the Nine Abyss Kingdom, I don't know what tricks he used, he disguised the emperor's bloodline seamlessly, and he actually passed the extremely harsh assessment, and finally got a peerless elixir!

This guy knows that he can't stimulate any bloodline, he just hopes to use this elixir to wash the marrow and cut the bones, and then his talent will skyrocket and pass the test in confusion.

However, a few months have passed, and this guy has been languishing and half-dead.

In the end, the matter was finally revealed, and the guy was beaten to a swollen pig's head, his skin was open, and he was thrown on the street like a waste dog.

Feeling the fierce life of "Liu Ling", Liu Ling has an urge to kneel and worship!

Standing up from the ground with all his might, Liu Ling dusted off his clothes, his eyes sank, and his face suddenly was full of groins!

This Nima was beaten to the point where her flesh and blood were blurred, and her clothes were unclothed!

A gust of wind blew, and Liu Ling felt that there was also a fluttering coolness under his crotch, which could be worn as erotic underwear.

Although Liu Ling's face is thicker than the wall, he is extremely embarrassed to be so open-minded and exposed, and even there are some up-and-coming trends from time to time.

In the midst of everyone's ridicule and ridicule, Liu Ling suddenly smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away, and ran to a quiet corner of the wall, before the thief stopped.

However, after running a few steps, Liu Ling felt that the world was spinning for a while, and he was weak as if he had fought with the five girls for a day and a night, and he felt that his body was hollowed out!

"Master Niu, why is this body half dead?"

"The original owner of this body was beaten and lost his life, and the essence has collapsed, because your rebirth has not turned into a dead corpse. But it's also getting weaker, and I can't survive for a few days. ”

I rub!

Nima is so pitted?

Liu Ling's face was pale, and he wanted to cry without tears.

"Master Niu, you have to save me! this kind of crossing is too bloody!"

"I'm not done yet. Because of your rebirth, this body has come back to life, so just find something to restore the essence. ”

"What is needed?"

"Some heavenly and earthly treasures are fine, of course, it is best to use elixir, the aura in the elixir is the most suitable for consolidating the foundation and cultivating the yuan!"

Liu Ling had a false alarm and wiped the sweat on his face.

"Master Niu, you have great powers, send some elixir gift packs to novices!"

Liu Ling was cheeky and said with a wry smile.

"It's not a game, there's no starter pack, and there's no power-ups!"

Liu Ling suddenly looked frustrated, "Don't give anything, you have to tell me what function you have, right?"

"Niu Ye crossed from the plane of the earth, and the earth has been Qimen Dunjia throughout the ages, the five elements of yin and yang, astronomy and geography, poetry and songs, all knowledge knows everything, knows everything. And get it into your head!"

Liu Ling's sullen expression suddenly eased, and he grinned.

Through the memory of this body, Liu Ling knew that there were many professions on this otherworldly continent.

In addition to the professions unique to the fantasy world of alchemists, alchemists, and array masters, professions on the earth, such as calligraphers, painters, and poets, also exist on this continent.

Moreover, the status of these professions is not low, and even if the level of dignity is compared with the industries linked to cultivation, it will not fall into the upper hand much.

Therefore, if Liu Ling can possess the vast knowledge of China throughout the ages, he will definitely not be too miserable in this world.

After all, just the Tang and Song poems that have been passed down through the ages and are popular, just take out a random poem, I'm afraid it can shock the people of this world!

"Do you have any other functions?"

"In general, there are only two functions - identification and borrowing. ”

"What the hell?"

"For everything, Niu Ye can identify its essence and origin. Therefore, I can identify the origins, ills, conditions, structures, etc. of various people or things!"

"What about borrowing?"

"You can borrow certain skills from Niuye, a historical figure on Earth. For example, Wang Xizhi's calligraphy, Qi Baishi's painting, Li Bai's poetry, and Guiguzi's yin and yang five elements. ”

Hearing this, Liu Ling was so excited that he almost jumped three feet high.

In other words, in a short period of time, he can be as literary as Su Shi, as swaying as Zhang Xu, and he can temporarily possess those breathtaking stunts!

This ability is terrifying!

"Can the abilities of all historical figures on earth be borrowed?"

"Well, everything. Of course, many of the characters in mythology are real in history, so they are included!"

I'm rubbing!

Even the abilities of some mythical characters can be borrowed? Isn't that going to heaven for you! Isn't it going to be shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

"Quack~quack!"

Liu Ling suddenly got a little carried away, and he was so intoxicated that he was already fluttering.

"Whoosh-"

A gust of wind blew, Liu Ling's clothes were torn, and he didn't know how many holes, and the cool air under his crotch made Liu Ling couldn't help but feel excited.

Coupled with the loss of a large amount of essence in his body, Liu Ling was like Jiujilang in one night, and he couldn't stand up even if he was holding on to the wall!

"Alas, it's a dog. If you don't take some fierce medicine to make up for it, I'm afraid I'm going to die directly!"

However, the identity of this body god stick was revealed, and all previous identities and positions disappeared.

Liu Ling didn't have a penny on his body, his pants were beaten and his back was exposed, and the front was full of wind, so it could be said that it was even more difficult to get the elixir.

Carefully feeling the previous memories of "Liu Ling", Liu Ling tried his best to find a possible way to get the elixir.

After about a stick of incense, Liu Ling screened out a slightly feasible plan.

Liu Ling is now located in Tianshuang City in Qingzhou, Jiuyuan Kingdom, and there is a Poetry Pavilion on the bank of the Nujiang River in Tianshuang City, where some literati and scholars in the Poetry Guild gather on weekdays.

And today, Shixiang Pavilion held a poet assessment meeting, and everyone drank in the river and tasted poems and words.

Whoever can create a top-notch work will not only pass the assessment of the Poetry Guild, but also get a batch of rich prizes.

And this time, the prize of Shixiang Pavilion happens to be an elixir!

Thinking that he had all the Tang poems and Song words in his chest, Liu Ling knew that this was probably the most feasible way at the moment.

Thinking of this, Liu Ling did not hesitate, straightened his tattered clothes a little, and slowly paced towards Shixiang Pavilion with a weak body.