Chapter Twenty-Five: The Ghost Envoy Patrols the City

It was the middle of the night, the wide street was empty and quiet, and under the light of the street lamp, I saw three figures moving along the street without hurrying or slowing. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Fan Tianjiu, who was wearing a black flying fish suit, drooped his head and strode in front of Mu Tiezhu and Si Bi'an, his face full of unhappiness, as if he was sulking.

Mu Tiezhu, who was behind him, was holding a feng shui compass in his hand, frowning and pointing to the east and west, as if he was looking for something.

And Si Bi'an carried Mu Tiezhu's mourning stick and followed the two of them, looking quite embarrassed.

"Hey, boy, what are you doing so fast? Don't you rush to reincarnation!"

Finding that Fan Tianjiu in front of him was walking faster and faster, Mu Tiezhu frowned, raised his head and shouted at him.

"If you don't reincarnate, then why did you suddenly push me down the well?!

As soon as he heard Mu Tiezhu's words, Fan Tianjiu immediately became angry, and suddenly turned around and yelled at him.

"What? You still mind this? It's not good for a big old man to have such a small belly chicken intestines......"

"Is it my little belly chicken intestines or are you psychopathic?!Brother Zhu, this is the second time you have used this trick on me, don't you know?

Fan Tianjiu couldn't help but yelled angrily.

"Okay, okay, isn't it okay for Brother Zhu to be wrong?

I just wanted to make a little joke, I didn't expect you kid to be so sexy, as soon as you shout that there is a beautiful woman, you will immediately get distracted.

Alas~ I actually fell for the same beauty trick twice in a row, how obscene people do you have to do it......"

"! Lao Tzu hasn't been stupid by you! You hit people on the head with a stick at every turn! You have violent tendencies, right?"

"Okay, okay, Brother Jiu, since it's okay, don't mind anymore, between master and apprentice, harmony is important, harmony is important, harmony is important......"

Seeing that the quarrel between Fan Tianjiu and Mu Tiezhu was getting more and more stiff, Si Bi'an hurriedly made a sound, then turned his head and asked Mu Tiezhu:

"Brother Zhu, what are you bringing us to the Yang World for at this time?"

"What else can we do when we come to the world in black and white, of course, it's a seduction, I see that you two boys are still malleable, so I took you out to see the world in advance. ”

Mu Tiezhu said without raising his head.

"Hehe, huh, I really want to thank you for the eighteenth generation of my ancestors......"

Fan Tianjiu gritted his teeth and said.

"Hehe, you're welcome, as long as you kid ...... with me"

"Knock, knock, knock......"

As he was talking, with a soft sound, he saw a ball-like thing fall out of the grass next to the street and roll to Fan Tianjiu's feet, blocking his way.

"Little brother~ will you throw the ball back to us?"

A childish shout sounded, and Fan Tianjiu stopped and looked up.

The moon was dim, and I saw a basketball court next to the street, and several hazy and young figures were waving to him on the basketball court.

"Hmph, I'm still playing ball in the middle of the night, I'm definitely not a good boy......"

Fan Tianjiu muttered as he bent down to pick up the ball on the ground.

"No, little brother, we are good boys......"

"Huh?"

As soon as Fan Tianjiu's words fell, he suddenly heard a childish child's voice in his arms.

So Fan Tianjiu instinctively looked into his arms when he heard the sound, and his face turned pale with fright.

It turned out that Fan Tianjiu found that what he was holding in his arms was not a basketball at all, but a human head!

I saw that it was the head of an eleven or twelve-year-old child, who was sitting in his arms, staring at him innocently with big eyes flashing.

"Wow-wow!

Seeing that it was a human head in his arms, Fan Tianjiu suddenly screamed, threw his head, and collapsed to the ground in fright.

I saw that the head rolled to the side of the road with a gurgling face, was picked up by a pair of immature little hands, and placed on a small body without a head, and then several small figures ran from the direction of the basketball court.

Fan Tianjiu settled down, and took the courage to look forward through the street lamp, only to see that they were five children in T-shirts and shorts, all of them were twelve years old, but compared with ordinary children, their faces were much whiter, almost bloodless.

Seeing these children, I saw Mu Tiezhu frowning, and asked:

"Kids, when did you guys die, and why did you come here to play with ball?"

"Report Impermanence, a few of us are children who fell into the lake and drowned when the school bus overturned a few days ago.

Originally, there were six of us, but one of us went home for the first seven, and we were bored waiting for him, so we played here for a while. ”

One of the imps looked up and replied.

Hearing this, Mu Tiezhu looked down at these little ghosts, and then opened his mouth and said:

"Oh~ I see, that's fine, you guys can continue playing. ”

After speaking, I saw Mu Tiezhu lower his head, pick up the compass again and walk away.

"Huh, Brother Zhu, why are you leaving?!Wait for us-!"

As soon as he saw Mu Tiezhu leave like this, Fan Tianjiu was suddenly shocked, and hurriedly jumped up, and together with Si Bi'an, he ran to Mu Tiezhu's side in three or two steps, and said with a trembling face full of horror:

"Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu! Those kids are ghosts!

"Ah, I know......"

Mu Tiezhu replied without raising his head.

"You know?!Do you know why you didn't take them over?"

Fan Tianjiu shouted in shock and horror.

"Pick them up, why should I clean them up?"

Mu Tiezhu turned his head and looked at Fan Tianjiu and said strangely.

"Why? Aren't you black and white impermanence? Isn't black and white impermanence specialized in catching ghosts and souls?"

"Alas~ Then I can't catch all the ghosts......"

Hearing Fan Tianjiu ask, Mu Tiezhu sighed, turned his head to look at Fan Tianjiu and said:

"Boy, do you know that more than 10 million people die every year in our country due to various causes, and the total number of black and white impermanence in the country's various impermanence schools combined is less than 20,000.

Even if you count the Bull Leader and Horse Noodles who are responsible for intelligence gathering, and the Netherworld Ghost Envoys who are responsible for patrolling and monitoring, the number will not exceed 100,000.

As the saying goes, wolves have more meat and less meat, we can't be busy at all, and it's impossible to catch ghosts if you want to.

Therefore, as long as these wandering ghosts do not disturb the normal life of mortals in the yang world, we will turn a blind eye and let them go, anyway, when they have had enough, they will run to Huangquan to reincarnate...... Ah, here it is, this is it. ”

As he was talking, he saw Mu Tiezhu holding a feng shui compass and leading Fan Si and the others to a crossroads and stopped.

Fan Si and the others looked left and right, and found that it was just an ordinary and empty crossroads, and there was no one around.

So Si Bi'an next to him scratched his head strangely, looked at Mu Tiezhu and said suspiciously:

"Brother Zhu, what are we doing here?"

"Boys, do you know what we do first when we go on a business trip to a place?

Hehe, I tell you, that is, worship, temple, door. ”

Speaking of this, I saw Mu Tiezhu smile slightly, put away the compass, reached out and took out a yellow talisman from the pocket of his coat, closed his eyes and recited:

"Nine Shades Refining Qi, Hundred Transformations - Please Immortals!"

As soon as Mu Tiezhu's words fell, he saw that the yellow talisman suddenly lit up, a burst of blue light flashed, and the yellow talisman burned out in an instant, and then, I saw that on the opposite side of the street, a short figure suddenly appeared.

Fan Tianjiu took a closer look at the street lamp, and saw that it was a small old man with three-inch nails, valley bark, and short stature.

I saw this little old man, who was no more than three pieces of tofu tall, wearing a small coat full of torn patches, holding a cane in his hand, and the beard on his chin could be tied together messily, and he looked like a beggar.

"Haha! Old man, long time no see-!"

As soon as he saw this little old man appear, Mu Tiezhu smiled, said hello, and walked over with two bottles of liquor and roast chicken in his hand.

"Hey, it's a pillar, hehe, why did you have to come to my side of the land today?"

When the little old man saw Mu Tiezhu, he smiled with wrinkles on his face, and greeted him warmly with a toothless mouth.

"Hehe, it's been a long time since I've come to see you. No, I happened to have something to bother you today, so I brought some food to give you a tooth sacrifice, and I hope you will give you a convenience in everything......"

As he spoke, Mu Tiezhu handed over the liquor and roast chicken in his hand with a smile on his face.

And the old man was not polite, like a starving ghost, he snatched the thing over, opened his mouth and bit the chicken butt into his mouth, and then while chewing, he looked at Mu Tiezhu gratefully and said:

"Ahh......h

Alas, when you have money, you will almost forget about us, the landowners, and you can't even smell a single incense all year round, and if this continues, the gods are about to starve to death......"

Speaking of this, the old landlord raised his head, looked at Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an beside Mu Tiezhu, and opened his mouth to say:

"Huh, these two little brothers are ......?"

"Oh, these two are the new students recruited by our school this year, and I specially brought them out to meet the world tonight......"

Speaking of this, Mu Tiezhu turned around and said to Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an:

"Hey, what are you two still doing in a daze?! This old man is the landlord of this party, come! Say hello to the old landlord!"

Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an were stunned when they heard this, scratched their heads and shook the old man, and said in unison:

"The old landlord is good-!"

"Okay, good, the two little brothers are really young and promising......"

The old landlord grinned and said politely when he heard this.

"Hehe, old man, these two children will have to take care of you in the future...... By the way, old man, it's been peaceful on the ground lately, right?"

Mu Tiezhu said with a smile.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that a few days ago, a car overturned in the dam and drowned a few children, but I have already reported this matter to the Yama Society, and the reincarnation envoy of the Yama Society has already come to deal with it.

Now the souls of those children are waiting on the court in front of them to be reincarnated, what? Do you want to go and have a look?"

The old man replied as he ate.

"Hehe, no, we just met them......

Old landlord, this place is my jurisdiction, if something happens in the future, I hope you will talk to me more.

You know, I'm very busy at school, and I've been doing some raids lately, so I'm ...... if I let them grab pigtails in the precinct."

Mu Tiezhu frowned and said with a wry smile.

"Hehe, pillar, as the saying goes, this fish helps the water, and the water helps the fish.

Although the old landlord and I don't have much ability, I can manage such an acre and three points of land.

But don't worry, if something really happens to this place, involving you, I will definitely help you stop it first. ”

The old man replied with a smile.

"Hehe, that's good, that's good...... That old man, I still have some official business, so I won't talk much, you eat and drink by yourself, and you'll be free tomorrow, let's talk about it again. ”

"Okay, okay, you can get busy with the pillar, I'll go first......"

After speaking, I saw the old landlord say hello, carry the roast chicken wine bottle and turn around on the spot, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Well, the time is a little delayed, let's go......"

When the old landlord disappeared, Mu Tiezhu looked up at the moonlight, shouted at Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an, turned around and walked towards the end of the street.

Seeing this, Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an hurriedly followed.

I saw Si Bi'an running to Mu Tiezhu's side in small steps, and asked curiously:

"Hehe, Brother Zhu, it turns out that there is really a father-in-law of land, but how is his appearance different from what I imagined?

In my impression, the land lords are all dressed up as landlords, and everyone is very rich, why is this landlord dressed so shabby?"

"Hehe, that's your kid Journey to the West, as the lowest-level immortal, the salary of the land lord is not high.

In addition, there is no mana to send children from rain, and there is usually no extra incense at all, so they have always lived a very tight life......"

Mu Tiezhu smiled.

"Oh, since they are such weak chickens, why do you pay him a bribe?"

Fan Tianjiu pursed his lips and said sarcastically.

"Go, can you speak, kid? Is that called bribery? That's called favors!"

Speaking of this, Mu Tiezhu turned his head and said to Fan Tianjiu with a frown:

"Let me tell you boy, although the mana of this land lord and the land woman is not high, but she has lived here for a long time and is well-informed, but whenever something happens, the first person to know must be them.

Therefore, whether you are handling a case to arrest a murderer or to inquire about the news, if you have a good relationship with them, you will get twice the result with half the effort and go much smoother.

What's more, now our underworld agencies are all implementing a performance-based system, and the Underworld Laws responsible for supervision will send day and night wandering spirits to patrol the streets every day to check our black and white impermanence work.

In case those wandering gods day and night find out that we have not done anything in black and white impermanence, they will go to the Underworld.

When the punishment notice of the Underworld Law Society is issued, our half-year work performance will be zero.

But who can guarantee that there will be no mistakes in the work? With these land fathers-in-law as a cover, at least when something happens, we can still have room for maneuver, right?"

"Oh, I see......"

Fan Tianjiu nodded in understanding when he heard this, then grinned and said:

"Hehe, Brother Zhu, I didn't expect it, you look big on the outside, but you are also a good person in your bones!"

"Alas~ No way, not only do there be rivers and lakes in places with many people, but there are also rivers and lakes in places with many ghosts.

Since it is a river and lake, you have to follow the rules of the rivers and lakes, otherwise, one step at a time, it will not look good if you hit your head full of bags......"

As they spoke, the three of them came to the front of a white building, and then, as soon as they saw Mu Tiezhu raise his hand, he said:

"Here, this is it, this is where we work tonight......"

When the two looked up when they heard this, they saw a huge red cross in front of them, and it turned out that the white building was a hospital.

"Brother Zhu, why are we here in this hospital...... What's that black smoke on the roof? Is it on fire?"

As he was talking, Fan Tianjiu suddenly found that there was a large cloud of black smoke shrouded in the roof of this hospital, and this black smoke was spreading everywhere, so Fan Tianjiu was surprised and opened his mouth to ask Mu Tiezhu.

"That's not black smoke, it's called 'dead air', as long as you see this, it means that someone in here is not far from death......"

Speaking of this, Mu Tiezhu lowered his head and shouted at Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an:

"Okay! Without further ado, I'll show you two boys tonight that our black and white impermanence is the real professional technique - Soul Hunting!"