Big brother, you look like a great writer and close your eyes and pretend to be forced for a long time, but when you open your eyes, you directly throw out such a strange sentence!

Are you here to be funny?

Are you a monkey invited to tease?

Don't say you want to enter such a realm, even if you are a child who plays with mud, you won't write such an ugly poem!

Hearing this, Mu Xuan laughed even more.

He was originally worried that Liu Ling would plagiarize some obscure works that were not well known to his predecessors, and he was ready to carefully identify them.

I didn't expect this guy to come directly to such an earth-shattering sentence!

Now there is no need to distinguish at all, what idiot poet would write such a verse?

It's definitely his exclusive original!

The first "wizard" to eat crabs!

Most of the people here are poets who have not been writing poetry for a long time, but they do not have any high-mindedness and brightness of the ancients, and they are only better than the people in the market.

But occasionally there are some eccentric people, and they don't say anything sarcastic to Liu Ling.

Don't forget that there is a famous poem, the first line is mediocre and almost vulgar, but the second line can bring new ideas and save the decline. Liu Ling, I wonder if you have that kind of ability?"

When everyone heard this, they pouted and smiled, not paying attention to it at all.

Indeed, some great poets deliberately came up with ingenuity and wrote the first sentence in a sloppy manner, but the second sentence forcibly brought back to life with superb skills, turning decay into magic.

Such poems are called "serpentine poems". It means first like a snake, then like a dragon!

And those who dare to write "snake and dragon poems" are all great poets with profound attainments.

This kind of poem is the most test of the poet's skills, and the "snake and dragon poems" are one percent, and the lowest is the second realm to enter the house or even higher!

And this guy is a magic stick, can he write the kind of "snake and dragon poem" written by a great writer?

The devil believes!

After chanting "one piece, two pieces, three or four pieces", seeing that everyone couldn't wait for the next sentence, Liu Ling continued indifferently: "Five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces!"

"I'll rub!"

The crowd nearly fell off their chairs and laughed angrily.

"me, help me up, I can laugh a little longer!"

Originally, people still had a glimmer of expectation that this god stick would really write a "snake and dragon poem". After all, he is also an assessment poet, so he won't be so cheap, right?

Now it seems that they completely underestimated Liu Ling's cheek.

This guy really doesn't have a lower limit at all!

This poem is so ugly that there is almost no possibility of becoming a "snake and dragon poem".

After all, "snake and dragon poems" are also divided into levels, and some grandmaster-level great writers will occasionally rely on their talents, deliberately write the first two sentences poorly, and then turn things around with their amazing talents.

Therefore, the more bad sentences in the front, the higher the level after resurrection, the deeper the foundation, and the more precious the value.

But if you dare to write the first two sentences as sparse, I'm afraid that even the president of the poetry conference doesn't have such courage, right?

How could this god stick be so talented?

So this guy is purely here to make trouble!

"One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces. Look at it, there must be nine, ten, and eleven pieces below, who wouldn't count the snowflakes?"

In the playful gaze of everyone, Liu Ling continued to speak without changing his face: "Nine pieces, ten pieces, eleven pieces." ”

"Haha, it's exactly what I said!"

Many poets glanced at each other, shook their heads helplessly and smiled bitterly, their expressions were no longer so exaggerated, as if they had expected Liu Ling's sentence, and they were no longer surprised by it.

It seems that after this magic stick was beaten, he was beaten out of his original form, this is probably his real level!

There is no doubt that this guy will definitely become the most "colorful" stroke in this famous teacher assessment afterwards.

Tang Wan on the side also knew that as soon as Liu Ling's poem was written, it would definitely become the biggest joke in Shixiangge, and she was also slightly moved with compassion in her heart.

However, as soon as he remembered Liu Ling's hooliganism of touching his thighs and eating his tofu before, Tang Wan's plump snow breasts suddenly trembled with anger, and her mature and elegant jade face was full of indignation.

After chanting three sentences, Liu Ling turned his back to everyone and gently picked up a wine glass, looking like a great poet who wanted to write amazing poems.

"What garlic do you put in at this time?"

"I don't need to sell it, I can guess the next sentence, it must be twelve or thirteen or fourteen pieces. Then fifteen, twenty-one, fifty-three, ninety-six...... Count the snowflakes, can I count the doubts you have in life!"

At this time, Liu Ling drank the cyan wine glass in his hand and slowly chanted the last sentence.

"Fly into the reeds and don't see them!"

"Click-"

The sound of a teacup falling to the ground and shattering suddenly sounded, the air was suddenly silent as death, and the sneer on everyone's faces instantly froze!

One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces,

Five, six, seven, eight.

Nine slices, ten slices, eleven slices,

Fly into the reed and see nothing!

Many poets are already confused, and their hairstyles are going to be messy in the wind!

"This rotten poem is ...... Resurrected!!"

The first three sentences of this poem are really vulgar, and even the yellow-mouthed child will never stop talking nonsense.

But the odd is in the last sentence "Fly into the reeds and don't see it"!

The first three sentences have withered like rotten wood, and they have become vulgar into the mud.

But as soon as this last sentence came out, the stones turned into gold in an instant, and the dead wood became spring.

This originally ridiculous bad poem is suddenly full of fun, with a broad artistic conception, and it is as natural as nature!

The sentence "flying into the reeds and seeing nothing" can be said to be worth a thousand gold!

The snow is written with reed flowers, and the snow is integrated into the reed flowers and cannot be distinguished. The two complement each other and complement each other, this poem of Yongxue is really a masterpiece that pushes through the old and brings forth the new!

"I'm rubbing, cow breaking! This is a masterpiece! It can't be copied from somewhere, right?"

"Unlikely, every one of these snake and dragon poems is extremely prestigious, almost everyone knows it, who copied it?"

"Nima, do you mean that today is the New Year? This god stick actually ate a dumpling?"

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