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"Da, da, da......"

The night was like ink, and a crisp sound of footsteps broke the silence of the night.

I saw a beautiful girl in jeans walking briskly on the empty street while making a phone call.

"Hey, Meizi, let me tell you, you don't know, how naughty that little ghost of the Chen family is today, he almost didn't toss me to death, I really don't want to do the tutor's job......"

The girl frowned and complained to the phone as she walked.

"Oh, my aunt, just bear with it! You don't have a dime now, what will you eat if you don't work? When you get a lot of money, you will be completely free......

The girl on the other end of the phone spoke.

"Hmph, to tell you the truth, Meizi, just by virtue of this girl's appearance, she is not born to serve people, you can rest assured, in less than a month, I can make the rich father of the little ghost completely worship under my pomegranate skirt, when the time comes, see how I clean up that little ghost, I must let him ......"

"Whew!"

Before the girl finished speaking, she saw a black shadow suddenly fly over his head, and the girl was stunned for a moment, and immediately stopped.

"Xiaohan, what's wrong? Why don't you speak?"

The girl on the other side of the phone wondered.

"I don't know, I feel like something flew past me just now......"

The girl muttered as she looked up at the dim sky ahead, puzzled.

"Ah, what could it be at such a late hour?! It can't be a pervert, right?! Xiaohan, you have to be careful not to be raped first and then killed!"

The girl on the other side of the phone commanded.

"Hee-hee, what's so terrible about a pervert? As long as he doesn't rob the sex, this girl doesn't mind having a field battle with him!

The girl laughed wildly.

"Oh, Xiaohan, you're really! How can you say such a thing, a girl?!"

The girl on the other side of the phone said shyly.

"Hehe, what's this, now that men and women are equal in society, are men allowed to mess with flowers and grass, and we women can't ......"

"Boom!"

Before the girl finished speaking, with a loud bang, I saw a white light bloom around the girl in an instant, and a violent air flow gushed out, and the girl didn't have time to snort, and was knocked to the ground for a long time.

"Well, this, how is this......"

The girl struggled to sit up from the ground with her head covered in blood, and turned her head to look back.

I saw a thin figure with raging flames under his feet slowly descending from the sky.

The figure's eyes glowed as white as the headlights, and he stared silently at the girl on the ground.

"You, you're ......"

"Justice will prevail!"

The injured girl raised her head, looked at the strange figure in front of her, and just wanted to speak, but before she could speak, she saw that the thin figure suddenly called out to the girl, and suddenly raised her arms at her.

At this time, the girl realized that this figure had no palms, and his arms were two cannon barrels.

"Nine Shades of Qi Training! White Satin Soul Bound!"

Just as the girl was about to be shelled by the thin figure, with a soft shout, a white satin flew out of the bushes on the side of the street, and instantly entangled the strange figure.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Ji Xuelan, who was dressed in white, dragging white satin out of the bushes.

"Hmph, after waiting for a week, I finally waited for you to arrive, saying, Who the hell are you demon? Why do you come out in the middle of the night to hurt people?"

Ji Xuelan looked at the thin figure in the air and said coldly.

The figure didn't speak, but just aimed the muzzles of his arms at the white satin wrapped around him with his backhand......

"Boom!"

With another loud bang, I saw that Ji Xuelan's white satin was suddenly broken, and then, I saw two flames erupting from the feet of the figure, turning around and flying towards the sky.

"Hmph, if you want to run, it's not that easy! Nine Shadows Practice Qi! Variety of Magical Powers - Driving...... Ahh

Seeing this, Ji Xuelan just wanted to sacrifice her magical powers to chase after her, but before she finished reciting the mantra, she felt a sweet throat, and a stream of red blood flowed out of the corner of his mouth.

Ji Xuelan suddenly felt soft and couldn't help bending down.

"Ahem, ahem......"

Ji Xuelan spit out the blood in her mouth, and then wiped her lips with white silk, while looking at the blood on the ground, she frowned, and said weakly:

"Alas...... Have you reached the limit?"

"Help me, help me......"

The girl's moans came from behind, Ji Xuelan looked back at her, and found that the girl was lying on the ground with her face covered in blood, already dying and in urgent need of rescue.

And Ji Xue Lanyu looked up at the night sky again, and found that the figure had disappeared without a trace.

Seeing this situation, Ji Xuelan couldn't help but frown again......

........................

When the sun was shining, I saw that the magnificent Ghost King's Mausoleum was crowded, and the impermanent students of all grades wearing black and white costumes walked back and forth in the Ghost Mausoleum, looking very busy.

Ever since being attacked by Quibal in front of the Underworld, it seemed that everyone's face had a little more nervousness than usual.

In the Jizowang Temple in the middle of the Ghost King's Mausoleum, a group of black and white impermanent freshmen gathered, only to see them in a circle, and a little fat man holding a yellow talisman was standing in the middle of the circle, frowning and chanting words to a peach tree next to the courtyard......

"Nine Shades Practice Qi! Variety of Magical Powers - Please Immortals!"

With Si Bi'an's soft drink, the yellow talisman in his palm suddenly ignited, and a burst of green smoke dissipated, only to see that next to the peach tree in front of him, a tree spirit covered with green vines suddenly appeared.

"Ahh

As soon as he saw this tree spirit appear, Si Bi'an jumped up for joy. And the classmates around him also smiled and applauded.

"Hehe, yes, yes, Si Bi'an, it's very good to invite the immortals......"

I saw Zi Youyi clapping his hands while pacing out of the crowd, came to the peach tree, and smiled at everyone:

"Everyone, pay attention, the so-called called Tiantian Ying, called the earth and earth spirit, this 'please immortal change' is the most commonly used spell when we investigate the case in black and white impermanence.

Similarly, when the battle is difficult, it is also a good strategy to ask an immortal to help in the battle......

However, regarding this 'please immortal' change, everyone must remember two points -

First of all, before inviting immortals, you must clearly know the real name of the immortal you want to invite.

For example, if you want to ask for the Tota Heavenly King, then you have to write the word 'Li Jing' on the yellow paper, but you can't directly write the 'Tota Heavenly King'.

Similarly, if you want to ask Erlang God for help, you have to write 'Yang Jian' directly on the yellow symbol, not 'Erlang God'.

In short, if you don't know the name of this immortal, but only know his immortal official title, you can't invite him......"

Speaking of this, I saw Zi Youyi reach out and pick a drop of flower dew from the leaves next to him and sprinkle it on the tree spirit, only to see the tree spirit smile with satisfaction, and then disappeared.

Immediately afterwards, Zi Youyi turned his head and said to everyone:

“...... Secondly, this 'please immortal' can't be invited in vain, other gods and gods come to help you, and after you are done, you must offer 'tribute'.

If there is no tribute, the gods will be angry, and the consequences of 'divine wrath' ...... Well, it's not something you rookies can afford anyway. ”

"Then may I ask Teacher Zi, what kind of tribute do these immortals usually want?"

One of the impermanence freshmen asked.

"This is not good, according to the level of the gods you invite, as well as the difficulty of doing things, the tributes that need to be offered are different, generally speaking, from the rain and dew to the fat, to the chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep, it is possible to ......"

"Hey, I see......"

Hearing Zi Youyi say this, he saw Fan Tianjiu beside him suddenly frown, and grinned:

"Then may I ask Mr. Zi, if I go to the toilet and shit without paper one day, please ask Taishang Laojun to help me wipe my buttocks, what should I pay tribute to him when it's over?"

"Whoahahaha!"

As soon as Fan Tianjiu said this, the impermanence freshmen around him immediately burst into laughter.

"He'll blow you into the pit with a whisk of dust......"

Zi Youyi choked in displeasure, and then said to the new students:

"Alright, it's almost time, what other students want to try this 'please immortal' again? ”

"I'm coming!

As soon as Zi Youyi's words fell, I saw Fan Tianjiu shouting impatiently, running out of the crowd, and standing beside Zi Youyi.

"Alas~ I knew that you would jump out, Xiao Jiu, you are really uncomfortable if you don't mistreat in class......"

Zi Youyi looked at Fan Tianjiu helplessly and sighed, then handed him the yellow talisman and pencil in his hand, and said:

"Xiao Jiu, which immortal do you want to invite, just write his name on this yellow talisman, and then recite the mantra......"

"Hehe, since you want to invite immortals, of course you have to invite the most powerful ...... among the gods."

Fan Tianjiu smiled evilly, stretched out his hand to take the yellow talisman, picked up the pen and just wanted to write, when suddenly his eyes rolled, and he turned his head to Zi Youyi and asked:

"By the way, Teacher Zi, what is the real name of the Jade Emperor?"

"What? you kid really want to invite ......."

When Zi Youyi heard that Fan Tianjiu actually wanted to invite the Jade Emperor, she was shocked, and she just wanted to open her mouth to reprimand him.

But when he looked up, he found Fan Tianjiu's face full of evil smiles, knowing that this kid had made up his mind, no matter what he said, he had already decided to play to the end.

So Zi Youyi pondered for a while, and had to reply helplessly:

"Alas~ The Jade Emperor's real name is Zhang Youren. ”

"What?!Zhang Youren?!Why doesn't he call Jacky Cheung?!How could the dignified Jade Emperor call such a low name?!Teacher Zi, are you kidding me?!

Fan Tianjiu shook his head in disbelief when he heard this.

"The Jade Emperor's name is Zhang Youren, believe it or not, if you don't believe it, let's get out of class today......"

After speaking, Zi Youyi came to snatch the yellow talisman in Fan Tianjiu's hand.

Seeing this, Fan Tianjiu hurriedly stopped:

"I believe it! I believe that the Jade Emperor is such a man with dirt bags, and I will start casting spells ...... now."

After speaking, Fan Tianjiu brushed and wrote the three words "Zhang Youren" on the yellow symbol, and then shouted:

"Nine Shades of Qi Training! Ever-changing Magical Powers-Please Immortals! Jade Emperor Zhang Youren, listen to my decree! Hurry up-!"

"Come, come, come......"

Fan Tianjiu's shout drifted towards the empty dome of the Ghost King's Mausoleum with the night wind, bringing bursts of echoes, but it did not cause any unusual situation.

"Strange? Could it be that my spell failed?"

Looking at the empty sky above his head, Fan Tianjiu frowned and wondered.

"Well, probably not...... It stands to reason that if it really fails to invite immortals, a 'pot' should fall from the sky. ”

Zi Youyi looked at the sky and frowned.

"What? Drop a pot? What is this......"

"When-!"

Before Fan Tianjiu's words were finished, he heard a crisp sound, and a big black iron pot suddenly appeared in the air, and it smashed on Fan Tianjiu's head properly, and he immediately grinned and his eyes were full of gold stars.

"I'll wipe it!"

After receiving this heavy blow, Fan Tianjiu suddenly wailed and squatted on the ground.

I saw Fan Tianjiu covering his head with tears in his eyes and rubbing his head for a long time, before he turned around, looked at the big iron pot that was spinning in circles on the ground, and muttered in a daze:

"Pot! really, really a pot!"

"Okay, now it's certain that you failed to invite immortals......"

Purple Youyi nodded when he heard this.

"Why? Does this fairy have anything to do with the pot? Why does the immortal fail to fall off the pot? This is too fucking nonsensical, isn't it?"

Fan Tianjiu asked incredulously.

"I don't know about that...... I only know that if the immortals are unwilling to come or disdain to come, they will throw a pot down and smash the head of the immortal, which may be some kind of bad taste of the immortals.

Therefore, when inviting immortals, you must pay attention to your identity, don't be a little mage who is not in the stream, just want to overstep the level and invite a high-level immortal leader like the Jade Emperor, and then talk about ......it."

Speaking of this, Zi Youyi glanced at the mourning stick on Fan Tianjiu's chest, and said lightly:

“...... Nor was there that immortal willing to risk approaching the owner of the Divine Mourning Stick. ”

"Teacher Zi, what did you say?"

Fan Tianjiu raised his head when he heard this, and asked strangely.

"Nothing ......"

Zi Youyi shrugged, turned his head and said to everyone:

"Alright, that's all for today's lesson, let's disperse......"

As soon as Zi Youyi's voice fell, the surrounding students shouted when they heard the words, and the hustle and bustle dispersed.

"Wait a minute, Teacher Zi......"

After the class, Fan Tianjiu got up from the ground, rubbed his head, and ran to Zi Youyi, who was about to turn around and leave, with Si Bi'an, and greeted her:

"Teacher Zi, there's something I want to ask, where has that Captain Ji been recently, why haven't I seen her for more than half a month?"

"Oh, Lanzi, she was ordered by the brigade committee to go to the yang world to track down the whereabouts of the "Artifact List" and the "Divine Beast List", this was decided at the last meeting, and you were there at the time, don't you know everything?"

Speaking of this, I saw Zi Youyi suddenly turn his head, look at Fan Tianjiu and laugh:

"What's the matter? I've lived under the same roof for a long time, and you kid and Lanzi have a relationship? It's only been a few days since I saw him, and I'm starting to think about it. ”

"Hey...... Yes, who made me a good neighbor who loves more than the old king next door.

This Captain Ji looks so beautiful, and he is single, there has been no news for so long, it won't be that he is in any danger in the yang world, right?"

Fan Tianjiu smiled when he heard this.

"Hehe, you don't have to worry about this, although Lanzi has a weak appearance, she is the captain of the three-bar team of our Impermanence University, and she is proficient in all kinds of ghost warfare spells, and ordinary demons and monsters will never hurt her......"

Speaking of this, I saw Zi Youyi glancing at Fan Tianjiu beside him, the corners of his mouth curled, and he sighed:

"Alas~ boy, I advise you not to be delusional, my Lanzi actually has a boyfriend for a long time. ”

"What?!She has a boyfriend?!When did this happen?"

As soon as he heard Zi Youyi say this, Fan Tianjiu suddenly felt five thunderbolts hit the top, and said dumbfounded.

"Hehe, what's so strange about this, our family Lanzi is so beautiful, how can she not have a boyfriend......"

Speaking of this, I saw the corners of Zi Youyi's mouth curled, and provoked:

"Boy, and I also told you, his boyfriend can catch the moon in nine days and catch turtles in the five oceans, he is a powerful person who is invincible in the three worlds, how is it?"

"What? I'm scared?

Fan Tianjiu immediately smiled disdainfully when he heard this, and said arrogantly:

"Lao Tzu kills red hair, punishes maggots, is invincible, when have you ever been afraid?!

Didn't you say she had a boyfriend? That's right! As the saying goes, 'Even if the famous flower has an owner, I'm going to loosen the soil'!

Tell me! Who is that adulterer of hers?! I'll go and make two moves with him, and let Captain Ji see who the pure masters are!"

"What?!Ouch~ You kid really dare to say anything, you don't know that her boyfriend is a ...... of our school."

"Drip, drip......"

Before Zi Youyi finished speaking, the Nether BB machine she pinned to her waist rang.

Purple Youyi glared at Fan Tianjiu when he heard the sound, reached out and took out the Nether BB machine, and smiled at it:

"Hee-hee, Lanzi, I'm your sister Yuyi, I haven't heard from you for a long time, what's wrong?

As soon as Zi Youyi's words fell, I only heard Ji Xuelan's angry voice coming out of the BB machine.

"Sister Yuyi...... I—I can't hold on......"

As soon as they heard Ji Xuelan say this, the three of them suddenly changed color.