37. Bucket
Zhang Xuan finally came back from outside, and he hadn't been at home for a few days before he was dragged on a trip again?
How can it be!
He would never agree, it is impossible to travel outside in this life, yes, it is a pipe dream to want to pull himself out to travel or something.
Zhang Xuan didn't even think about Zhang Meng's proposal, and directly rejected it.
"BOSS?" Ah Leng originally wanted to persuade Zhang Xuan, because she knew very well how hard Lin Rin had wasted in order to get Zhang Xuan out of the house in the past few days, and finally had a chance to travel, so it was a pity to give up like this.
But as soon as she spoke, she thought of her identity, she was just a cook, pointing fingers at the boss or something, and she didn't think of herself as an outsider.
"What's the matter, what do you want to say?" Zhang Xuan didn't have so much, in his opinion, Ah Leng was his own cook, and he took care of his three meals a day, and he was already a very close person.
Ah Leng heard Zhang Xuan's question, hesitated for a moment and said, "I think it's actually quite good to travel outside." ”
"If you don't go, you won't die. Zhang Xuan's face turned dark and he refused directly. In order to dispel the thoughts of the two of them, Zhang Xuan said neatly: "Don't mention this matter again, it's impossible for me to travel anyway." ”
Zhang Meng looked at Zhang Xuan angrily.
Zhang Xuan was unmoved, "Even if you stare your eyes out, I won't go." ”
"I knew you would say that. Zhang Meng took a sip of porridge and said, "So I have prepared for a long-term war of resistance." ”
"What do you mean?"
"I've been staying here since today. ”
Don't look at Zhang Meng as a little cute, I think she is big-chested and brainless, but in fact, this woman is very persevering, and she put on a posture of "if you don't agree, I won't leave", and plans to settle down in Zhang Xuan's house.
Zhang Xuan couldn't help but snort, put down the dishes and chopsticks, and asked, "Is it interesting?"
"What?"
"I'll just ask you if it's interesting? Is it interesting for a big girl's family to settle down in my man's house, you are not afraid of lonely men and widows, and if something happens, it will be you who will suffer or I will suffer. ”
"It's okay, I don't care. ”
In the face of Zhang Xuan's threat, although Zhang Meng was a little cramped, he still gritted his teeth and pretended not to mind.
After a pause, she blushed and said: "Sister Linlin and I are husband and wife, but we two women do not have the ability to have offspring, so we will find a man in the future to take the final step to ensure that our child is born in this world, and Sister Linlin and I don't hate you, if it's you, whether it's me or Sister Linlin, it's acceptable." ”
After Zhang Xuan listened, the whole person was not good.
He suddenly realized: "I said why you two are so good to me, it turned out that I had this idea, I tell you, don't think about it, don't talk about it, I will never allow my son to have only two mothers and no father, this matter is impossible." ”
He pointed to the gate and said, "You go, you go for me now." ”
"I'm not leaving. Zhang Meng is here today, "No matter what you say, I won't leave when you don't agree to travel with us." ”
Zhang Xuan felt that it was tricky, if it weren't for reading the memories of the two people, knowing that they were very worried about themselves and being very good to themselves, Zhang Xuan would have turned his face now.
But the problem is that he is not a dog, he will turn his face when he says that he will turn his face, and in the face of two sisters who are really good to him and care about him very much when he disappeared, Zhang Xuan really can't turn his face.
"Well, you can stay here, and I'll see how long you can stay. ”
Zhang Xuan is at a loss, and he finally understands a little bit of this woman's perseverance.
So from today on, Zhang Meng can be regarded as staying.
But Zhang Xuan didn't know that his trouble had just started.
Since Zhang Meng lived in his home, he has not been comfortable, when he was lying on the sofa reading comics, Zhang Meng finally put on a weak look, came over and took the comics in his hand.
"It's so eye-ruining to read like this. ”
"So what?" Zhang Xuan looked at her helplessly.
"You should look at it like this. Zhang Meng posed as a literary girl reading, sitting on the sofa with her back straight, her legs together, and the comics on her knees.
This kind of posture is too standard, Zhang Xuan can't learn it at all.
He is already used to lying down and reading, even if it is to destroy his eyes, it doesn't matter, not to mention that Zhang Xuan doesn't think that his eyes will be ruined, he can see the trajectory of a fly flying eight hundred meters away at a glance, how can he destroy his eyes because of the incorrect posture of reading a book.
But whenever Zhang Xuan wanted to read the comics upside down, Zhang Meng would always come over and snatch the comics from Zhang Xuan's hand.
Especially at this time, she would put on an expression that she was about to cry, for fear that Zhang Xuan would get angry, and Zhang Xuan would not be angry at all.
He felt that if his tone was a little heavier, this woman would really cry to himself.
In addition to reading comics, when watching anime, as long as Zhang Xuan's posture is wrong, Zhang Meng will come over and adjust Zhang Xuan's posture of watching TV.
What made Zhang Xuan even more unbearable was that at eleven o'clock in the evening, Zhang Xuan was watching anime with relish, and Zhang Meng came over and turned off the TV with a click.
"You can't stay up late at night, it's not good for your health. Zhang Meng said timidly.
Zhang Xuandu was about to collapse, and said with a black face: "You're here to play with me, right?"
"I'm really doing it for your good. Zhang Meng said timidly: "You have too many bad habits." ”
"No matter how many bad habits I have, it's also my business, what does it have to do with you. ”
"You are Sister Linlin's younger brother and my younger brother. ”
"You're not as big as me. "Zhang Xuan is also an otaku who graduated from college and has been staying at home for several years.
"Then you are my brother, and I am your sister. Zhang Meng thought about it and said kindly: "So as a sister, I am qualified to care about you." ”
Zhang Xuan looked at him dumbfounded, what you said is so reasonable, I am speechless, are all women so familiar now, this recognition of brother is too simple.
So he was driven to bed by Zhang Meng, who was under the name of his sister, to sleep.
I can't get angry if I want to.
In fact, Zhang Xuan also feels quite fresh, he was originally a single dog, with neither sister nor sister, neither brother nor brother, and now he has an extra sister to take care of himself, and he feels really good.
However, as soon as this thought arose, it was driven out of Zhang Xuan's mind.
Obviously being managed, I'm still happy, is it possible that I'm actually a shake M, impossible!
When pigs fly!
In the next few days, Zhang Xuan felt that he was living in dire straits, no matter what he did wrong, he was called up at seven o'clock every day, and he had to go to bed on time after eleven o'clock.
In addition to his daily routine, he cannot read for more than three hours a day, and his posture must be prepared when reading.
You can't stare at a TV screen for more than two hours in a row, and you have to take a break from your eyes whenever you spend more than two hours, even when you're playing games.
After a few days, Zhang Xuan couldn't help yelling: "Enough, this is not my sister at all, even my mother has never cared about me like this." ”
So he decided to drive Zhang Meng away.
If he went on like this, he was really afraid that he would go crazy.
It's not enjoyable to read a book, play games, play with your phone, don't do anything, can't stay up all night, can't sleep lazy...... Ahhhh
Even if he stays at home, Zhang Xuan is going crazy.
Even if he deliberately got angry with Zhang Meng and scolded the other party, the other party cried, but Zhang Meng still wiped his eyes and went his own way, not taking Zhang Xuan's anger to heart at all.
In the face of such a flexible soft girl, what else can Zhang Xuan say.
No wonder this guy has given Jia Linlin a strategy, with such tenacity, he can't do anything.
So Zhang Xuan learned from the pain and decided that Zhang Meng would drive him away, of course, Zhang Xuan was embarrassed to do it himself, so he decided to let Lin Rin do it, as his loyal subordinate, Zhang Xuan believed that Lin Rin would not disobey his orders.
"I refuse!"
However, to Zhang Xuan's surprise, Lin Rin almost immediately said an answer that surprised Zhang Xuan.
"Well, I didn't hear what you just said. ”
"I refuse, boss."
"Why, why did you refuse? Zhang Xuan couldn't figure it out at all, where did Lin Rin, who was obedient to himself and would not disobey him with any orders, go.
I don't think I saw a fake Lin Rin.
Lin Rin said indifferently: "BOSS, this time I am on Zhang Meng's side, I think the life of the BOSS is too depraved, I very much agree with the BOSS you to travel." ”
"No way, it's impossible to travel in this life. ”
Zhang Xuan thought to himself that he had only lived a good life for a few days, so it made you look unpleasant, you all think it is for my good, why didn't you think about me from my point of view.
"In that case, I refuse your orders, boss. ”
"What if I give you a strong command. ”
"I'm willing to accept all your punishments, boss. Lin Rin gave his answer without hesitation.
For such a stubborn woman, what else can Zhang Xuan say, of course, forgive her.
"I don't believe it, I can't fight you. ”
After Zhang Xuan went back, he opened his game store, flipped through it for a long time, and found a good thing from it, with this, he was no longer afraid of Zhang Meng.
So Zhang Meng saw a very peculiar scene.
She saw that Zhang Xuan's nose didn't know when there was an extra pair of glasses without a rim, since he put on these eyes, he had never looked at his phone, played games, read comics, but sat on the sofa and began to be in a daze.
Often in a daze, it is an afternoon, or a whole day.
For a while, Zhang Meng couldn't help jumping in shock.
Because Zhang Xuan's appearance is really abnormal.