"Long Dong Qiang--!

When Fan Tianjiu heard Si Bi'an say this, he hurriedly rushed out of the wing room to take a look, and as soon as he ran to the courtyard, he heard a deafening sound of gongs and drums on the street outside the door. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Fan Tianjiu was shocked when he heard this, walked to the gate on tiptoe and whispered, carefully opened the wooden door a crack, looked out, and was dumbfounded.

I saw that the ghost street, which was originally quiet and dark, was now full of lights, gongs and drums, and it was a lively and extraordinary scene.

But what is terrifying is that at this moment, there is not a single living person in sight on this bustling street.

I saw that the leader of the team carrying the banner was a weasel spirit with a sharp mouth and a long beard and small yellow eyes.

Behind him, there were two rows of white bone skeletons, and I saw that these white bone spirits had red flowers on their chests and a waist drum hanging from their waists, and they were holding their collarbones and beating the drum desperately.

And in the middle of the team, there is a group of strange wolf demons, tree monsters, mountain spirits, zombies, ghosts and other monsters.

I saw them dressed up in flowers and branches, rushing through the street and rushing towards the majestic Jizooji Temple at the highest point of the Oni Mausoleum.

Above the procession, swarms of bee goblins and butterflies fluttered to the beat of the drums, adding a beautiful color to the noisy street.

In the gap of the team, a group of round, fluffy little demons laughed and shuttled by.

In the hands of the group of monsters, they also held some colored flags, only to see that these colored flags were written on them - warmly welcome the 2010 freshmen of Impermanence University.

"Suffer, suffer, Ninth Brother, what should we do? We fell into the fairy nest......"

Looking at the "spectacular" scene of hundreds of ghosts walking at night on the street, Si Bi'an asked Fan Tianjiu beside him tremblingly.

"Grandma's, it's like this demon sea tactic with Lao Tzu, Anzi, let's wait first, and when this group of monsters passes, let's escape immediately......"

"Haha-! Two brothers-!"

Before Fan Tianjiu's words were finished, he heard a hearty laugh behind him, Fan Tianjiu subconsciously looked back when he heard the sound, but as soon as he turned around, he was pushed out of the door with a hula and fell to the ground with a thud.

"Ouch ~ my ass...... Huh, Brother Zhuzi, is that you?"

Fan Tianjiu rubbed his aching buttocks and looked up, and found that it was Mu Tiezhu, who was full of beard, standing behind them with his waist pinched and looking at them with a smile on his face.

"Haha, you two stinky boys, why are you sneakily hiding in front of your own door? Why don't you participate in everyone's orientation party?"

"This ...... Brother Zhuzi, I ......"

"Master Zhu, who are these two little brothers?"

Fan Tianjiu, who was sitting on the ground, just wanted to reply, when suddenly a flattering greeting sounded behind him, Fan Tianjiu looked back, and was suddenly shocked-

I saw that standing behind him was a weasel spirit with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, looking at Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an with a smile on his face.

This weasel demon wears a melon-skin hat and a suit over a well-made coat, and if it weren't for a rat face, it would be no different from the pedantic gentlemen of the past

"Hehe, it's Huang San, these two are my little brothers-!"

Mu Tiezhu laughed when he heard this, bent down and stretched out his hand, pulled Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an up from the ground, and then shouted at the monster team:

"Hey, all the fathers and folks on the street have seen it!"

As soon as Mu Tiezhu's voice fell, the noisy street suddenly fell silent.

I saw those goblins, monsters, ghosts and ghosts turned their heads one after another, with a pair of demon eyes shining with blue light, staring curiously at Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an.

It was the first time in their lives that Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an had been stared at by so many demons and monsters, and their hearts trembled suddenly, and their bodies couldn't help but take two steps back.

But the strength of Mu Tiezhu behind him was too great, and they couldn't run if they wanted to, so they could only stand trembling in front of the gate, letting these demons and monsters watch.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce my two little brothers, they are new students this year, their names are ......."

Speaking of this, Mu Tiezhu rolled his eyes, lowered his head and asked:

"By the way, two little brothers, what's your name?"

"Fan, Fan Tianjiu......"

"Division, Division, Division......"

Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an replied in fear.

"That's right, it's Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an, I, the two little brothers of Fan Si, are the big heroes who fought the "Ten Murderers" alone on the Zhihui Cliff last night, and the lady with eight limbs in his hands!

Ladies and gentlemen, in the face of this kind of great hero who punishes evil and destroys evil and keeps the party safe, shouldn't we toast them with a glass of wine--!"

"Wow, that's the two of them!"

As soon as Mu Tiezhu instigated this, the ghosts and ghosts on the street cheered, and they all rushed up to eat pot pulp, and immediately surrounded Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an......

Among them, there was a thin old man in an old coat and a short coat who pushed away the demons, walked in front of Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an, shook them, and said with a smile:

"The two little heroes are polite, the old man is the village chief of Nanaihe Street outside the mausoleum, his surname is broken, and his name is Bagong.

To tell the truth, we, the residents of the street, have to rely on the protection of the ghosts and envoys every day to survive, and now we see two little heroes coming, it is really our three lives of luck, please be worshiped by the old man......"

After speaking, I saw that the legs of the broken eighth prince were bent, and they actually made a pop and knelt down for Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an.

What's even more terrifying is that as soon as the old man suddenly knelt on the ground, he heard a snap, and his body suddenly fell apart.

I saw that his hands and feet were broken, his body was shattered, and a dry head rolled to Fan Tianjiu's feet.

"My dear mother-!"

Fan Tianjiu saw that there was an extra head under his feet, and he screamed in fright, and took a step back with a pale face.

"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, brother, don't be afraid...... Hey, someone, help Hachiko put his body together!"

Mu Tiezhu comforted Zhang San with a smile, and then beckoned, and four or five goblins walked out of the team, fighting back the body of the old man who had picked it up......

"Alas~ This Broken Eight Gong was framed by someone before his death, and was regarded as a tomb robber by the government, and was sentenced to death, but now even if he sneezes a little louder, he will ...... his body to pieces."

Looking at the broken eight princes scattered all over the place in front of him, Mu Tiezhu sighed.

"This—That's what sounds pitiful......

Fan Tianjiu hadn't recovered from the panic just now, so he had to deal with it with a white face.

"Yes~ These residents of Nai He Street are all lonely ghosts who don't care about the king of Hades, don't love the Bodhisattva, and people hate dogs, if you don't have these ghosts to take care of the master, how can you get ......?"

As he was talking, he saw a beautiful, coquettish woman, carrying a basket on her arm, shaking three times in one step, and walked gracefully to Fan Tianjiu's side.

I saw her put her jade arm on Fan Tianjiu's shoulder, and said with a smile:

"This little brother, the slave family is called Fox Jiehua, and opened a small tailor shop on Nai He Street, today I heard that a new student is here, and I specially made some snacks for the little brothers to taste, don't dislike the two little brothers......"

As he spoke, he coquettishly pushed the basket in his hand towards Fan Tianjiu.

Unexpectedly, this fox Xie Hua's delicate body hugged forward, and she used too much force, only to hear a click, and a fluffy fox tail fell out from under her skirt!

When Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an saw it, their eyes were frightened again......

"Oops~ Look at the slave family, when you are excited, you will lose your ugliness......"

Fox Xie Hua smiled shyly, and hurriedly stretched out her foot to kick the fox's tail back into her skirt, then reached out and took out a piece of pastry from the basket with her fingers, put it on Fan Tianjiu's lips, and said coquettishly:

"Come on~ little brother, try the craftsmanship of the slave family......"

"This, this ......"

Looking at the enthusiastic fox in front of him, Fan Tianjiu tilted his head, not knowing whether to eat or not.

At this moment, Si Bi'an came up and whispered to him:

"Be careful, Brother Jiu, I read Journey to the West, and the pastries made by fox spirits in Liaozhai are all made of some cockroaches, mice, bed bugs and other animals......"

"Wowhaha...... Beauty, beauty, the two of us are a little unwell today, everyone, everyone's kind little brother understands, let's go first, you're going to eat and drink well......"

Hearing Si Bi'an's words, Fan Tianjiu dared to open his mouth and quickly turned his head to dodge, but the enthusiasm of the ghosts and ghosts around him made it difficult for him to push away, so he had to hold his cheeks and laugh hard, say hello, and turn around and pull Si Bi'an to slip away.

But as soon as Fan Tianjiu took a step, he was pulled by the weasel demon beside him.

I saw this weasel demon come forward with a smile on his face and said to Fan Tianjiu:

"The two masters, the little one is called Huang San, opened a grocery store on Nai He Street outside the mausoleum, and usually lives by selling small things in the two worlds of yin and yang.

Since the two masters are unwell, they don't want to eat...... It's okay, in addition to the delicious food, we also prepared a beautiful ......."

Speaking of this, Huang Sanyi turned his head, waved at the skeleton band behind him, and said with a sharp smile:

"Come on, I'm going to invite the first popular group of the Netherworld-'Black Fat Combination' to appear!"

"Knock knock, knock knock!"

As soon as Huang San's words fell, he saw the surrounding skeleton bands beating the passionate drums again.

These skeleton bands spread out rhythmically while beating the drums passionately with their collarbones.

Immediately afterwards, I saw three fat figures appear in the middle of the field.

Fan Tianjiu took a closer look and found that the three fat figures turned out to be three black-haired wild boars!

I saw that the three wild boar demons were grinning with long teeth, and the two fangs under the proboscis were shining silver, like steel files, and their fat and oily bodies were covered with black hair, which scared off the three souls and seven spirits at a glance.

But the strange thing is that the three black-haired boar demons with such a powerful and rugged appearance have bright lipstick on their long mouths, and on their waists as thick as buckets, they are wearing a woman's floral trousers, and a microphone is held in the palm of their hoof-like hands, how weird and weird is that look.

"Pig Pig Oba!"

As soon as the three black pig demons appeared, the surrounding ghosts and ghosts, mountain spirits and tree monsters immediately let out a burst of thunderous applause, and some zombie ghosts even shed two lines of excited blood and tears......

Surrounded by the surrounding demons and monsters, I saw the fattest black-haired pig demon "charming" turned around, picked up the microphone, and sang affectionately with the music played by the skeleton band:

"Ah~ I'm a strange guy from hell~ with a hint of chic in the endless coquettishness~

Ah~ You are the most beautiful flower in the pigsty~ The most unforgettable elegance when you grab food~

Sing to your heart's content! Hum chirp Ah Hua~ Don't be nostalgic for that bag of feed, it has become the scum of your mouth!

Sing to your heart's content! Hum chirp Ah Hua ~ Only the most delicious rancid water is worthy of your sexy teething ......"

The three black-haired boar demons were singing, and they were shaking their fat buttocks in ecstasy, and Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an were stunned for a moment, not knowing whether to cry or laugh......

"Alas~ a superstar is a superstar, it's so fantastic......"

Huang San looked at the pig demon trio known as the "Black Fat Combination" and praised it sincerely, then turned his head and smiled at Fan Tianjiu beside him:

"Hehe, master, this show is good, this song "Sing! Hum Haw Ah Hua" is the title song in the latest album of the Black Fat Group, which tells the love story of their three brothers who fell in love with a sow named Ah Hua......

How's that going? It's very touching......

"Yes, yes, this love song is really touching...... And who of them did the last Ah Hua marry?"

Fan Tianjiu grinned at the corners of his mouth and forced a smile in response.

"No one married... Alas~ In the end, Ah Hua was chopped by his master and made into ham......"

"Ahh......h Really, what a poignant love ending......"

Fan Tianjiu wanted to laugh when he heard this, but he was afraid of offending these monsters, so he just suppressed his laughter......

"Hey-!that kid-!"

Just as Fan Tianjiu and Huang San were secretly talking, they saw that the wild boar demon who was singing suddenly put down the microphone, turned around and shouted at him.

Fan Tianjiu looked up, only to see the black-haired pig demon glaring at him, striding towards him-!

"Woo-wow--don't kill me--I didn't eat the ham--!"

As soon as he saw the pig demon coming over violently, Fan Tianjiu screamed in surprise and turned around to escape, but he didn't expect to be pulled by the pig demon again.

I saw that the black pig demon stared at Fan Tianjiu coldly for a while, and then said:

"What? Are you the guy who pulled out a tree with one arm and stoned Mrs. Eight to death last night?"

"Yes, yes...... Brother Pig, what are you doing ......?"

Fan Tianjiu replied tremblingly.

"Hmm...... It's my favorite type......"

I saw the corners of the black-haired pig demon's mouth curled, got up and leaned forward, rubbing his ass against Fan Tianjiu's body, and said arrogantly:

"This little hero, after the orientation party tonight, do you want to go to my place and have an in-depth exchange with me about the friendship between men~!"

"What?!...... Hehe, Brother Pig, forget it today, I'll call you another day......"

Hearing that this black pig demon actually had a hobby in 'that aspect', Fan Tianjiu was startled, laughed dryly, and turned around to escape, but was stopped by Mu Tiezhu again.

"Haha, okay, don't be kidding, the welcome party for the new students of Jizooji Temple is about to begin, everyone, lift up our little heroes and send them over-!"

"Okay-!Lift them up-!"

"Oh no, don't, let us go!"

At Mu Tiezhu's initiative, I saw the surrounding ghosts and ghosts come forward, and Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an were lifted up, and then while beating gongs and drums, they carried Fan Tianjiu and Si Bi'an, who were screaming and struggling, and walked towards the Jizowang Temple......