Chapter Eighty-Four: On the Gap Between Reality and Fiction and Anime

"I need to go to a public driving range. Ji Wutong suddenly stood up, holding the book with a thoughtful expression.

Bai Miaomiao absentmindedly flipped the pages of the book in her hand, and replied casually: "I know, we will look for you after the two of them come back in a while, remember not to be too impatient, Brother Ji." ”

"Rest assured~" Ji Wutong smiled, closed the book in his arms, and walked out lightly: "I'm in the late stage of procrastination, and I can't get along with the word impatience." ”

Looking at the back of him leaving, a smile appeared on the girl's focused little face, with three points of hope and seven points of banter, Ji Wutong's level She knew very well that it was not difficult to figure out that inexplicable set of gossip palms, but not difficult does not mean how smooth it was, if the physical fitness of ordinary otaku wants to control that set of palms, hehe, this crime must be unbearable......

Bai Miaomiao still remembers the situation when she first started to practice secretly, at the beginning, she couldn't even use a single move completely, as if her whole body was about to be shattered, you must know that her puppet body is not an ordinary body, whether it is flexibility or strength, it has a good foundation, although it may not be as good as Ye Xi or Yinan, who have been training themselves hard since childhood, but it will definitely not be inferior to a strong man who was caught casually from the street.

And Ji Wutong ......

Alas, don't mention it, if each other doesn't use their abilities to strengthen themselves, but just simple hand-to-hand combat, the little white girl is confident that she can beat that guy flat in two minutes!

Even Bai Miaomiao's own body, it was through cheating that she successfully learned about thirty percent of this set of palm techniques in a short period of time, as for how to do it, in fact, it is not difficult to guess, her body is a ghost after all, although the compatibility with the puppet as a physical body has reached the highest, but it is still not a flesh-and-blood living person, so this genius forcibly cut off the perception sharing with the body when he practiced for the third time!

If you don't feel pain, you can just toss around......

Although there are a lot of side effects, such as slower progress, but it doesn't hurt anymore!

This kind of thing is what she can do, and the reminder just now is naturally not afraid that Ji Wutong will become impatient and rash because the speed of comprehension and improvement is not fast enough, but to remind him not to tear the book because of the pain!

But...... No way......

I want to protect the people I care about, I want to have a certain say in this real world, I want not to be used as cannon fodder and chess pieces, and I want not to be played with by fate and the strong......

The only way to get stronger!!

Ji Wutong obviously understood this truth, and after an inadvertent glance during the previous chat, Bai Miaomiao had already seen it in Ji Wutong's eyes, and his consciousness was ......

...... his enlightenment?

"Neuropathy!!" Ji Wutong's screams resounded throughout the No. 2 public practice ground, fortunately, there were not many people here in the afternoon on the big weekend, and even if there were people, they were basically staying in the first area, after all, it was not only more lively there, but everyone could occasionally exchange experiences or something, but Ji Wutong was afraid that he would be embarrassed, so he came to the No. 2 field.

Fortunately, he still knows that he is afraid of being embarrassed!

Just now, a person who was full of enthusiasm and planned to practice the name of the famous hall said in the book: the body is half spinning, the palm is correct and the body is weak, and the wrong step is back to the sky, and the qi is rushing suddenly......

Of course, I have to explain in advance, in fact, he can't understand a single word of the sixteen mantras of the first trick of the Void Spin, just according to the appearance of the little stickman next to him, he painted a scoop according to the gourd, and as a result, he just drew this, and he made himself half of his body out!

What is so-called in those novels has obtained a certain miracle, according to the above description that is completely inconsistent with contemporary ideas and words, you can be empowered and comprehended, and thousands of figures appear in your mind, and all the moves are memorized in your heart, which is nonsense at all!

Take Mr. Jin's Nine Yin True Scripture as an example, it was the strongest martial arts at that time, and everyone knew the IQ of the young Guo Daxia, right?

!!

Ji Wutong scolded angrily in his heart, it was all!

If you really want to listen to the mantra to practice what kind of fame, isn't the first twenty words of the Nine Yin True Scripture summed up as a point?

Let's play the virtual one, and we can win!

You win one and come and see me!?

It is said that Ji Wutong also silently recited the mantra in a decent way just now, and after feeling it for a minute, he held back a fart, and then hypnotized himself in desperation It is not that Huigen is not enough, but this mysterious thing is really no one can understand it as soon as he comes up, so he followed the actions made by the inferior stickman on it, and came for a while.

The upper body turned sideways about forty-five degrees, and the arms followed with force, and the steps were a bit like crabs, and then the back slammed into such a force!!

He only heard a rattle, and he lay on the ground, and his back hurt......

This thing is completely, isn't it? The body's self-weight is there, even if you don't exert yourself, it's not reliable to rely on the strength of your arms to pull it, and then you have to twist your waist and pin your legs, so it's unrealistic, right?

He lay on his back on the ground and gasped for a while, feeling a little better before he sat up, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and wanted to tear the book directly......

But Bai Miaomiao's words and his previous secret determination made him not tear the paper angrily after picking up the book, but he was in a daze for a while, and read it again.

Since the girl said that this thing is genuine, then there is no reason to be fake, not to mention that if there is something that can be learned, it is especially easy to practice, then it is estimated that it is also rotten street goods, maybe this set of gossip has a big drop of mystery in the palm? Let's try again?

So he calmed down and looked at the first form carefully, well, he still didn't understand anything, but he still staggered to his feet, concentrating, twisting, and palming!!

Quack!

"Whew!" Ji Wutong directly hit the ground in a dog eating posture, and screamed: "It hurts Lao Tzu to death!"

He just kept his face and upper body parallel to the ground, and stayed in place for a long time with his buttocks raised and his arms flat, and suddenly muttered: "How do I feel, the pain just now is painful, but it should be a little smoother?"

It shouldn't be a delusion!

Again...... Once?

He slowly got up like a stranded salted fish, did the seventh set of children's radio gymnastics, was a little more comfortable, and sweated profusely again!

Guess what?

Quack......

Well, you guessed it.

What else can it be, it's only the third time, can you still expect him to really be so miraculous? What's wrong with this thing, it can be regarded as a certain big man when he was young and vigorous, there is no such thing as a cyclical gradual process at all, either learn or die, Bai Miaomiao is an exception, after all, no one would have thought that there would be such a kind of half-ghost and half-marginal human existence, Ji Wutong is a serious human being, and he is a little cheaper than ordinary people, but that can't make him completely shield his pain like Bai Miaomiao and practice desperately!

In fact, the ghost girl still thinks a little naturally, this thing really hurts more and more the more she practices, Bai Miaomiao immediately cut off her perception after she couldn't stand the slight pain, and then she relied on muscle memory to train her appearance, so I don't know how uncomfortable this feeling of torturing herself repeatedly is, although it doesn't mean that standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, but it's really a little taken for granted......

Of course, Bai Miaomiao naturally can't experience too many benefits of practicing like this, and the most important thing is that there will be a sense of complete domination over the body, even more than 100%.

It's stronger than yoga, and of course, it's more painful than yoga......

Ji Wutong gulped the cold air, rolled his eyes and said, "No, no, this thing is poisonous, change one for another......"

He struggled to get the book over, skipped the first move, and looked at the back, thinking that he could start with a different point.

The real stagnation of the body palm - the shoulder is solid and the root is steady, the palm is sluggish, and the breath is contained, and the clouds are emptied!

Cut off the pulse and break the tendon palm - cut the line, stop the momentum and intercept the wind, use the force to break the vertical and horizontal, break the pulse in the center!

Buckle and wrap your palms - pull him by the shoulders and then punch Ya's chin! When he pushes forward, you grab his waist and eyes, and soften your arms, and borrow the other party's strength to make him turn in circles, and hit while turning you! If you can't turn the other party, you will turn around you!

“！？！？”

Ji Wutong rubbed his eyes, was there something wrong just now?

Was it a hallucination caused by the impact of the air, or was it because I was drunk?

I always feel like I've seen something amazing!

The first three moves are all a painting style.,How come the last move of the first road is not the same meaning at all?But this seems to be quite easy to understand......

He scratched his hair, feeling a pity in his heart, this fourth trick doesn't seem to be able to be practiced by himself, and he has to have an opponent with him, otherwise it should be easy for people to explain it so clearly.

He got up many times, planning to try the other two tricks, whether it would be less uncomfortable, the mantra on it can actually be figured out to some extent, plus the stickman pattern, he Ji Wutong felt that there should be no problem with his posture, the main thing is that it hurts......

Well, it really hurts!

Click!

Squeak!

Quack!

......

Death, death, death!!

Compared with the first move, there is no change in the degree of pain at all, and the pain is not the same, the waist hurts in the palm of the body, the spine hurts in the palm of the body, and the arm joint hurts when the pulse is broken......

Ji Wutong is a kind of person who eats soft and does not eat hard, and he can't suffer losses, in some cases, he is still the kind of person who leads and does not go backwards, his temper is a bit similar to that of a donkey, he is already a little cowardly, but after such a toss, it is impossible for him to suffer so many sins and then give up, this goods are really hot!

The last time he was really angry, he was chased by a big wolf dog for two kilometers and then turned around and fought when he was a teenager, of course, he didn't win in the end......

"Uncle! I don't believe that this thing can still toss me to death!

Quack!!

"Bastard, I'll tear it up for you when I'm done, don't let me know who wrote this shit!!!"

Click!!

"Whew...... Call...... After suffering so many sins, if I don't learn in the end, it will be a great loss, no! I won't eat this loss! I'll fight!

Squeak!!

He tossed like this for about 40 minutes, and there was no place on this person's body that didn't hurt, but what allowed him to persist was that he always felt that although the pain did not lessen every time, it tended to get worse, but the palm after palm he slapped out was smoother!

That time just now, I even finished the whole set of movements before I fell!

This gave him a lot of motivation!

I don't think it's anything great at all!

Ji Wutong got up again, told himself for the umpteenth time that this was the last time today, closed his eyes, there seemed to be a gentle sound in his ears, he took a deep breath, and recalled the movements of the first-style stickman in his mind, his body was slightly on one side, and his legs were staggered and suddenly moved out of a distance of two steps, throwing his arms and palms!

Sharp pain and soft touch come at the same time!

Ji Wutong's heart was ecstatic, and the eyes that he was going to open immediately closed again, this is the legendary 'qi'!

Lao Tzu is the first time to enter the essence of gossip, do you feel the qi!? People don't all say, Tai Chi gossip and other things, if you can feel the existence of qi, it can be powerful, and it is not far from success!

This gas feels really good, do you want to hold it and throw it out to attack the enemy?

Just as he was pondering the feeling of 'qi', the pleasant but ice-like sound in front of him made his whole person feel like he was in hell!

"Do you want to die?"

Even if he didn't open his eyes, he could hear it, it was Ye Xi!!

Ye Xi, who was jokingly called the cold-faced killer by himself!

He immediately retracted his hand, and before he could explain, he felt a murderous aura overwhelmingly suppressed!

"Calm down! I didn't mean to!" Ji Wutong hurriedly widened his eyes, looked at the girl in front of him who seemed to be smiling and his eyes flashed with scarlet light, and waved his hand and shouted: "I closed my eyes just now!

"Oh~~~" Ye Xi took a step forward gently, her right hand shook, and the dark short-handled sickle was already held in her palm: "I didn't see it." ”

Ji Wutong pulled out and flew back: "Wait a while! I really didn't mean to! I practice divine skills!"

"You give me the palace first!!" Ye Xi followed like a shadow, his murderous little face was red, as if he could drip blood: "Hooligans!"

It turns out that reality is often different from comics, and accidentally touching a girl's boobs will not be exchanged for a breakthrough or a shy exclamation, but a bloody storm!

"Red Five Stars?" Ji Wutong was horrified when he saw Ye Xi slashing relentlessly, and immediately activated his symbolic power, and blocked a large area of the angle in front of him with more than a dozen red bands of light the moment the mask appeared on his face!

Ye Xi sneered, "Do you think I really care about this most basic technique?"

A huge shield appeared in front of her, Ye Xi raised her leg and stepped on it, and directly extinguished the dozen or so powerful light belts, and then the whole person rushed forward with strength: "Give me death!!"

At this time, Ji Wutong knew that this girl usually only gave five points of strength at most when she practiced with herself!

I'm going to die!

Chapter Eighty-Four: The End