Chapter 30: Stunt Trial
In the square of Jizowang Temple, I saw Fan Tianjiu holding a Zhenkun God Funeral Stick the size of an embroidery needle in his palm according to Pei Ruhai's request, sitting cross-legged on the stone pier and meditating.
"Although this five miasma breaking evil stick is borrowed from the five miasma qi between yin and yang, it does not have particularly high requirements for internal force, so novices can also practice. But there is still a threshold for learning, and this threshold is the ...... of 'miasma'"
Pei Ruhai stood in front of Fan Tianjiu and guided.
"Miasma? What is miasma?"
Fan Tianjiu wondered when he heard this.
"The so-called miasma is a kind of spiritual bait that attracts the five miasma qi around you to gather on your stick.
As the saying goes, things gather by like, and people are grouped. The five miasma qi that is scattered in the yang world will also be attracted to people who have the same psychological attributes as themselves, so they will gather around him......"
Pei Ruhai said as he turned around and sat down on the stone pier beside Fan Tianjiu, and then explained:
"For example, the karmic fire miasma, this miasma is condensed by people's killing hearts, so they will be attracted by the kind of murderer with a bloodthirsty personality, and involuntarily gather around him in large numbers, thus making this murderer more and more ferocious and cruel.
Because of this reason, it is common to see some people in the yang world who didn't even dare to kill chickens, but when he kills and escapes, he will become more and more cruel, and he will become more and more unscrupulous when killing people, and the final result is that he has become a bloodthirsty serial killer.
Therefore, you need to gather and attract the surrounding karmic fire miasma to your god mourning rod, so as to cast the karmic fire burning evil rod.
Then you also have to have a little bit of a killing heart, and this 'killing heart' that attracts karmic fire miasma is called 'miasma'......"
Speaking of this, I saw Pei Ruhai pointing at the mourning stick in Fan Tianjiu's hand, and then said:
“...... You close your eyes now, and then while you run the fighting qi in your body, you think about something that will make your blood boil. ”
Fan Tianjiu was stunned when he heard this, and said in confusion:
"What do you mean by killing things that make my blood boil?"
"Well, how do you say that...... To use an analogy, it's like when you were a kid when you saw someone kill a pig, a knife to cut a frog, a shot a bird, or even some of the homicidal horror movies you've seen with limbs flying and blood splattering everywhere.
In short, it's the kind of thing that excites you when you think about it, but at the same time it's very bloody and cruel. ”
Pei Ruhai explained when he heard this.
"Wow~ Is there such a heavy taste of the practice method?!Okay, I'll try ......"
After speaking, Fan Tianjiu held the mourning stick and closed his eyes, and fell into deep thought while running the fighting qi in his body.
After a long time, Fan Tianjiu finally opened his eyes again, so Pei Ruhai stood up and walked to him and asked:
"How's it going?
Fan Tianjiu looked down at the immortal mourning stick in his palm, shook his head and said:
"It's useless, I've tried very hard to recall the murderous and bloody episodes I've watched in film and television dramas, but I don't feel excited at all. ”
"Well, it seems that although you kid loves to fight, you are not a murderer...... You can't practice this karmic fire evil stick, try the next one. ”
After speaking, Pei Ruhai sat back on the stone pier and said to Fan Tianjiu:
"Yin Feng Miasma is condensed by the cold heart of life, so it is especially easy to be attracted to the kind of unrighteous and ruthless people.
So if you want to gather the Yin Wind Miasma and practice the Yin Wind Cold Killing Stick. So now close your eyes and imagine a scene like a weak woman, an old man, or a child, being beaten and bullied in the street by a strong man, and you have to watch the battle from the sidelines, unmoved. ”
"Oh, okay......"
Hearing this, Fan Tianjiu closed his eyes again and fell into meditation according to Pei Ruhai's words.
But after a long time, there was still no movement, so Pei Ruhai was puzzled:
"How? Do you imagine that?"
"Well, I imagined ......"
Fan Tianjiu opened his eyes and nodded when he heard this.
"Oh, and then?"
Pei Ruhai then asked.
"Then I rushed up and punched the man......"
Fan Tianjiu said when he heard this.
"What ——?!"
When Pei Ruhai heard this, he suddenly shouted and stood up suddenly, and said angrily to Fan Tianjiu:
"How can you rush forward?! You have to be ruthless——?!!
"Nonsense——! my grandfather was the head of the Shenyang Military Region! I am a genuine third generation of the Red Army! How can the descendants of the People's Liberation Army not be rescued when they see death——!?
Fan Tianjiu blew his beard and glared when he heard this, and retorted loudly to Pei Ruhai unceremoniously.
"You ......"
Pei Ruhai still wanted to speak when he heard this, but when he saw the stubborn expression on Fan Tianjiu's face, he immediately swallowed back what he was about to say, and then pondered for a while, so he had to sigh and say helplessly:
"Forget it, don't count on this Yin Feng Cold Killing Stick, try the next one......"
Speaking of this, Pei Ruhai turned around and sat back on the stone pier, and then said to Fan Tianjiu:
"The filthy earth miasma is made up of people's lazy hearts, so if you want to practice the filthy earth magic dust stick, you can imagine locking yourself in a hut where no one wants to see and do nothing......
"Don't think about it, you can't do this. ”
Fan Tianjiu shook his head without hesitation when he heard this.
"What? You gave up without trying?"
Pei Ruhai was surprised when he heard this.
"Don't try, I'm the one who likes to join in the fun-
For example, why does Brother Wang next door always carry water for Widow Xie~ Why does the new fat boy of the old Li family look like him~ The daughter-in-law of the Sun family turned out to be the junior of a local tyrant with a big money~
I like this kind of gossip like this, and I can't live a day when a cat lives in a dead fat house where no one cares. So, you don't have to think about it to know that this trick won't work......"
Fan Tianjiu said categorically.
"Alas...... In this way, you kid is no longer playful. In this way, there are only two kinds of magic tricks left that you can practice......"
Speaking of this, Pei Ruhai slapped his face in annoyance, frowned at him and said:
“...... Now, let's try the fourth one, the Scourge Bone Eater.
The miasma is condensed by human greed, and you can imagine what you really want, but you can't get—
For example, like wealth, high-ranking officials, beautiful women, etc....... You've got all these greedy thoughts, right?!"
Pei Ruhai asked when he heard this.
"Uh-huh! This one can be there! I'll try it now......"
Fan Tianjiu immediately nodded excitedly when he heard this, and then sat cross-legged on the stone pier as he had just done, holding the magic wand in his hand and closing his eyes, meditating while running his fighting qi.
After a while, I saw Fan Tianjiu, who was meditating with his eyes closed, suddenly frowned, opened his mouth and whispered:
"Yui Hatano ——!"
"...... Uproar"
As soon as the words fell, with a slight sound of water, I saw that the embroidered needle-like mourning stick in Fan Tianjiu's palm was suddenly wrapped in a faint red stream.
"Well, it seems to have worked......"
Pei Ruhai noticed that Fan Tianjiu had changed, so he stood up again and came to his side to take a closer look.
"Yui Hatano in black silk——!"
"Whoa...... Whoop ......"
As Fan Tianjiu, who closed his eyes and meditated, let out a low groan again, the pale red water waves surrounding the Divine Mourning Stick turned into crimson water waves in an instant.
"Take a leather whip and wear a black silk Yui Hatano ——!"
"Whoa...... Wow...... Whoop ......"
Fan Tianjiu let out a low groan again, only to see the crimson water waves around the stick body tumbling and surging this time.
"With a leather whip, there is a bare-bottomed wild man lying under the black silk Yuki's hatano robe——!"
"Whoop——!
With Fan Tianjiu's low groan, I saw that the red water around the Divine Mourning Stick was tumbling even more violently, and even there were patches of glow!
"The bare-ass wild man under the leather whip Black Silk Hatano Yuki's coat is my ——!"
"Whoa, whoa...... Buzz ——!"
As soon as the words fell, with a flash of light, I saw the Divine Mourning Stick in Fan Tianjiu's palm buzzing into the air under the lingering red water waves, instantly expanding a hundred times, restoring the Zhenkun Divine Funeral Stick and the Divine Artifact Law with a high eyebrow!
"Hahaha——! succeeded——!"
As soon as he saw that the divine soldiers had returned to their original state, Fan Tianjiu was immediately overjoyed, jumped up high, and held the Zhenkun Divine Funeral Stick in his hand in the air.
After landing on the ground, I saw Fan Tianjiu laughing happily while looking at the Zhenkun Divine Mourning Stick surrounded by red waves in his hand:
"Hahaha——! so handsome! Sure enough, it's a strong body, a strong country! My baby stick, you're finally ...... Huh?"
Just as Fan Tianjiu happily wanted to wave it a few times with the mourning rod that restored the law phase, he saw that the calamity miasma on Zhen Kun's body suddenly disappeared.
And immediately after hearing a ding, Zhenkun Shenfu's mourning stick changed back to its embroidery needle-like appearance again.
"Grandma's, what's going on? Why did this baby change back?"
Fan Tianjiu looked at the embroidered needle-like mourning stick in his hand and shouted in disappointment.
"Alas~ That's because your will is scattered......"
Seeing this, Pei Ruhai sighed, walked to Fan Tianjiu's side and said:
“...... Those miasma of calamity gather around you because of the lust in your heart, which causes the god to be restored to its original state.
But as soon as you were excited, you forgot about 'that', and as a result, you lost your desire, and the miasma of misfortune quickly dissipated.
And without the blessing of the calamity water miasma, the Divine Mourning Rods naturally could not maintain the Dharma Phase, so it was restored to its original state. ”
"Ah, and that kind of thing, according to you, if I want to practice the Scourge Stick, I have to dance with a stick in one hand and a pornographic novel in the other.
After that, if I fight against the enemy, I will have to be accompanied by a pair of Ivy actors.
And then when the battle began, they were 'fighting' with their bare butts over there, and I was here to watch the field battle with the enemy with a stick waving a stick. That's too difficult——?!"
Fan Tianjiu asked in surprise when he heard this.
"What do you think...... Why are your kid's brain circuits so strange?!"
Pei Ruhai looked down at the mourning stick in Fan Tianjiu's palm with a smile, and pondered:
"Your kid's attention is too easily distracted, and it doesn't seem to be a good fit for practicing the Scourge Water Bone Eater.
In that case, there is no choice but to try the last Thunder Strike, and if it doesn't work again, you can only learn other kung fu......"
Speaking of this, I saw Pei Ruhai turn around, and while walking towards the stone pier, he said to Fan Tianjiu behind him:
"The thunder miasma is condensed by people's competitive heart, you can try to think about it, pretending that someone wants to bully you, and suddenly raises his hand and gives you a mouthful......"
"Zla ——!"
Before Pei Ruhai could say anything, he saw a miserable green arc lightning with huge energy suddenly flashed past him, rubbed his shoulder and hit the ground, and blasted the bricks on the ground with a bang!
"I wipe ——! this is ......"
"Wow——! Lao Pei, help——!"
Pei Ruhai hadn't figured out what was going on, but he heard Fan Tianjiu's hysterical cry for help from behind him!
Pei Ruhai looked back and was shocked-
I didn't know when the Zhenkun Divine Mourning Stick suddenly regained its law phase, and began to spin in the air at high speed, and while spinning, there was a crackling sound and a miserable green current flowing at high speed around his body.
"Bang, bang, bang——!"
What's even more terrifying is that I saw that the Divine Mourning Stick spinning in the air at this moment was like a black thundercloud storm, and the powerful green lightning split down from the storm, forming a thunderous power grid, which was covering Fan Tianjiu in it and constantly flashing.
"Oops! Break my ——!"
Pei Ruhai saw that the situation was not good, so without saying a word, he raised his leg to pick up a broken brick at his feet, and then kicked it violently towards the mourning stick that was spinning in the air!
"When ——!"
A crisp crash sounded, and I saw that the Zhenkun Divine Mourning Stick in the air was immediately smashed away by the masonry, and after sparks and lightning swirled through the square at high speed in the air, and then thud deep into the walls of Jizooji Temple.
"What's going on? What the hell did you do to make it like this?"
Pei Ruhai ran to Fan Tianjiu's side, looked at him who was paralyzed on the ground and asked loudly.
"I—I didn't do anything?! I just thought about being slapped in the face as you said, and then the stick suddenly exploded!"
Fan Tianjiu said with palpitations.
"What? Is there so much energy just thinking about it?"
Pei Ruhai raised his eyes in disbelief and looked at the Zhenkun God Funeral Stick inserted in the wall in the distance.
It was found that although it had flown far away from Fan Tianjiu, it still maintained its law phase, and the thunder and lightning that was entwined around it were still crackling, showing no signs of abating.
"Tsk, you stinky boy's competitive heart is stronger than mine......"
I saw Pei Ruhai say something in amazement, then lowered his head, looked at Fan Tianjiu and grinned:
"Hehe, very good, Fan Tianjiu, it seems that you have found a good recipe for your practice......"