The door of the prop shop slowly opened in anticipation, and the first to come out was not the black-haired teenager everyone thought, but two short and chubby people.

They are close to the height of about 1.2 to 1.3 meters, which is not as tall as some well-developed human children. He is not much taller than a child, but he has thick limbs, two arms up to the knees, and the muscles of the upper arms are raised high, and the muscles are under the ribs, so that the arms are not able to be put down smoothly like ordinary people, but are somewhat small and half-hanging. The two of them, in general, are a round wine barrel as thick as the top and bottom. The legs of the lower limbs are very short, very thick, typical radish legs, coupled with the big eyes on the thick appearance, the slightly convex forehead, and the beard that hangs down to the chest in most areas of the whole face, such a look, what else can it be if it is not a legendary dwarf?

There was a sudden sensation in the crowd, and the black-haired boy actually found two dwarves to come to see the store, this was the first time that a non-human alien race had officially landed in a place inhabited by humans, and it was standing in front of people in such a bright and bright manner, people suddenly turned their heads and whispered, and the commotion caused by it spread from the inside to the outside like a tide.

Look at these two dwarfs, both wearing a bright red robe. The one with a longer beard has a well-fitting clothes and looks very festive. The one with a short beard is even more long and short because he is too fat, and his clothes are put on his body, like a straitjacket used by a woman to tuck her abdomen, and she has a big belly up and down three times, and the layers of fat are circled and rolled out, which is more comedic than a circus clown.

The crowd snickered, and the shock of the dwarf's appearance was erased by Haze's tights.

Ilich whispered, "Uh...... I was a little nervous. ”

"Me too. Haze said, "This is the first time in a hundred years that a dwarven race has appeared in front of humans in such a large audience. ”

"Yes. Ilic also said, "So I'm nervous. Belch...... Man, if you say that we go to pee now, will Xu Zheng look down on the two of us? No, no, no, of course we can't. Dwarves are not a race without guts!"

Ignoring Ilich, Haze pulled his clothes with his hands in embarrassment. whispered: "I just said, you shouldn't wear this." See, people see us like monsters. ”

Ilic glanced at him and said, "Man, I didn't mean you. It's time for you to lose weight, too. ”

Haze said angrily: "How can you blame me? I stay in the fireflies all day long, and good things are sent down like water." I eat and sleep well every day, and I don't have much work to do, and of course my weight will keep soaring. I'm worried that if I continue to get fat like this, I'm afraid Mei Li won't marry me. This garment is not good, it is tight like this. It's still this disgusting color, and I really miss the leather armor made by the dwarven woman. Look, wearing this, not only like a pregnant woman. Even the cleavage was squeezed out!" Pinching the two pieces of fat that had been squeezed out of his chest, Haze said, "Mom, it's not small!" reminds me of the extra-big-breasted priestess in the clan. Evil!"

Ilic said, "Come on." For your size, you can't even wear oversized leather armor!"

When the dwarf speaks, he is not born to lower his voice, and the two dwarves are talking here, thinking that their voices are very small, but the actual effect is that the audience can hear them clearly. This inevitably caused a burst of laughter, and the dwarf's honest and outspoken style easily aroused people's affection.

The already good deeds laughed, "Are you sure you didn't misjudge your gender?"

Haze frowned. He yelled, "Your grandmother, didn't you see me grow a big beard? He pulled his fingers at the bushy beard and shouted, "This is a man's mark!"

The person who teased the dwarf happened to have a white face and no beard, so that Haze roared like this, and his face was immediately red, although he was quite unconvinced, but he couldn't find a suitable counterattack for a while, so he had to laugh wryly: "Racial differences, racial differences, I'm a 100% man." If you don't believe me, ask my wife, she can prove it. ”

When people heard this, they immediately laughed even harder. How do you prove it? I took off my pants in public for a physical examination?

Haze and Ilić laughed too, this man was funny.

Someone in the crowd shouted, "Are you dwarves?"

Eliqi said: "Yes, I am the Greybeard clan, and he is the Copperbeard clan. ”

When they saw the legendary dwarves and had to confirm them personally, people were inevitably excited, and some people asked, "What is your name for the short-bearded one, and what is the name of the long-bearded one?"

"My name is Haze Copperbeard. He is Elich Greybeard. The name in the middle is too long, and I omitted it. If you say the full name, it will take at least an hour to finish, and I'm afraid you'll fall asleep. The last time he introduced himself, Xu Zheng almost fell asleep. ”

There was another burst of laughter in the crowd. It is said in the book that the name of the dwarf will put the name of everyone in the entire family history between their own name and surname, and it seems that this is indeed the case.

At this time, Xu Zheng walked out of the door and said with a smile: "The props shop is open today, everyone is welcome to come and cheer." Ben Mad Alchemist sells a variety of alchemist potions and items. Squeezing his eyes at the people, he smiled again: "It's not me who blows, the props and potions in this store are definitely the most bizarre and weird, whether you are traveling at home or living entertainment, the Crazy Alchemist Shop is definitely your best choice." Our aim is to create the newest, quirkiest, most practical and most interesting things in Arris. Don't be surprised if you see a store selling items that carry people into the sky, because the Crazy Alchemist Shop likes to produce such strange things. ”

People laughed again, this black-haired boy was still as peaceful and funny as ever, and he had not changed a little bit because he had become a prince.

"Hey, Xu Zheng, during the wine war, I was a comrade-in-arms with you. I've also helped you repel strong enemies. But then we were outnumbered and we ended up in a miserable defeat, and I was always very unconvinced. What's the fun of fighting this time?"

looked at the person who spoke, and sure enough, he was a little familiar. Xu Zheng smiled and said: "Not this time, but when the New Year is celebrated, maybe I will think of it." ”

It seems that there is a drama during the New Year's celebration! The man was overjoyed and had already begun to look forward to it.

When he finished speaking, Xu Zheng had already walked between the two dwarves and said, "These two are my friends, from the dwarven clan who are capable of working and building. I think you know that. The dwarf product must be a high-quality product. So please rest assured, all the props in our store are high-quality products. At the same time, I have the hope that dwarves will live in human society. There must be such and such inconveniences. So please take care of my dwarven friends, and I can assure you that when you get to know them, the dwarves are definitely a race where you can make friends with confidence. ”

There was another good-natured laugh from the crowd: "The star of the imperial capital spoke, of course it did." The two dwarfs don't seem to be bad. Rest assured, it's your friend, and we'll hold it up. ”

Haze glared and said, "Don't always be short, short. I am 1.3 meters tall, and I am not short in the clan! The patriarch is only 1.4 meters, so he is only a little taller than me!"

Could it be that the dwarf clan judges the choice of the patriarch based on their height? At this moment, even Xu Zheng laughed.

Someone asked, "I heard that the dwarves are very good at making, do you make farm tools?" and I know that this is not a blacksmith shop. But I wanted to try what a dwarf man-made appliance would look like. ”

Ilic laughed, "Farm tools, we're good at this." Okay, I'll make one for you when I have time. The first human to ask me to build something will give you for nothing. ”

The man was overjoyed. Busy said: "Thank you." ”

Xu Zheng smiled again: "The opening of the new store is of course beneficial to everyone. Come, everyone present is polite. ”

Bonga and McCa ran out of it grinning, each holding a plate with a small toy similar to an intelligence buckle. After a period of development, these small things are no longer just intellectual buckles, but also add intellectual toys similar to Huarong Dao, tangrams, and building blocks. They are all small and delicate, which belong to children's likes, and adults can also accompany their own children to play with them for a while when they are fine. When the two dwarves were fine, they even made a few smaller versions of the dwarven miner carts with skillful hands, small in size, but very delicate and realistic, the small wheels on the top were pulled out by hand, and they were turned around, and then tied to the rope for the smaller children to drag and play.

A series of intellectual buckles are sold by fireflies and sometimes given away as gifts, and the entire imperial capital is very fond of this kind of small toy that requires brains to play well. They feel healthy, rewarding, and safer than the dangerous games that wild children often play. Therefore, the children who have played with it like it very much, and the adults also respect it. For a long time, the lower city of the imperial capital was proud that its children could have such a toy, because it was sent from fireflies, which meant that their children won the game in a small game.

The funny thing is that after the children have played, when they are free, the adults sometimes go to play with relish for a while. It's just that fireflies don't sell this.,Most of the time it's given to children as gifts.,When you're rich, you'll sell some in small quantities.,And it's bought by those fun teenagers and girls.,Adults almost can't get it.。 This makes it impossible for those who want to buy it to covet it, so they can only salivate at it and watch it slowly become popular on the streets of the imperial capital.

At this time, I saw that the props store opened to celebrate this gift, everyone was overjoyed, most of the adults were embarrassed to take it, but they supported their children to go up to get it, and secretly told themselves, take a little more if you can, when you don't play, I play!

Haze and Ilic took their things from their plates and smiled as a group of children rushed up and began to distribute small toys in their hands. Dwarves are generous by nature, and they don't care how many more children take, so some children are a little greedy, and they are already holding their arms full, and they are still staring at the toys in the hands of the two dwarves.

Looking at a little boy who was at most three years old looking at his hand and hesitating, Ilic smiled: "Which one do you like?"

The boy hesitated, "I...... I don't know. ”

Ilic picked out a miniature version of the Dwarven Miner and said, "That's it." You can drag and play, almost all the children in my clan have one, and it is usually fun to drag and play with some ore. ”

The child hesitated to take it, his footsteps were unsteady and he grabbed the rope and dragged a few steps on the ground, picked up some small stones and put them in, and dragged them again, it felt really fun, so he looked up and smiled, and said in a milky voice: "Thank you......" hesitated, and said, "Uncle Shorty." ”

Elich laughed and said, "Human children are just as likable as dwarves. ”

Haze also said: "Indeed. It's hard to say whether adults are good or bad, but children are really good. ”

Ilic bent down to take his pebble out of the car, put a tangram into it, and laughed again, "I'll give you another one." ”

The boy blossomed with joy and said, "Thank you, Uncle Shorty." "The milky voice is particularly appealing.

Ilic laughed wildly and said, "Don't call Uncle Dwarf, call Uncle Dwarf." ”

The boy looked at Iliqi hesitantly and said, "But you're really short." ”

Ilic looked at the stubborn imp and said, "That's because I'm a dwarf and can only grow so tall." To be as tall as a human, I'm not a dwarf anymore. ”

The child looked at Iliqi sympathetically and said, "It's pitiful, I didn't eat enough when I was a child." I've been trying hard to eat, and my mother said that picky eaters will not grow taller, so I eat vegetables very hard, and I won't be as short as you in the future. Looking at Iliqi, he said seriously: "Drink more milk and eat more vegetables." Well, although sometimes you can't afford milk, you must eat more greens. ”

Xu Zheng couldn't stop laughing wildly when he heard it.

But I heard a whisper outside the crowd saying, "It turned out to be a slave who escaped from my shop." ”

The two dwarves' hands stiffened, and their faces changed drastically. Xu Zheng's face quickly turned cold.

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