15. Billy the King
15. Billy the King
Sleepiness in spring, lack of autumn in winter, and napping in summer. These are the four manifestations of the weariness that occur in the four seasons. There is even a predecessor who made a limerick poem:
Spring is not a day to read,
It's a hot summer day.
There are mosquitoes in autumn and cold in winter,
If you want to study, wait until next year.
Of course, this is just a limerick poem made by a lazy person who doesn't want to read and work hard, and the whole article is lazy and shirk-minded.
Of course, this poem is used here without a special meaning, just to show that the poem "Sleep in the summer heat" is just in line with Lin Shu's current state of mind. (Ahem, I won't tell you, in fact, it's in the water word count, hehe)
He looked at the hot sky outside the window, listened to the discussion between the front and the people next to him, and a sense of helplessness and absurdity arose in his heart.
So, what the hell am I doing here with them, and with this time, wouldn't it be good for me to go out and catch a few more spirits?
"Lao Lin, what do you think?" asked Zero Luo at this time.
Looking at the scattered classmates who were flying towards him, Lin Shu resisted the urge to punch him.
It's all this bastard, otherwise how would I have joined this inexplicable supernatural society!
But Lin Shu is a reasonable person after all, and he convinces people with virtue. "Storming Kyushu" is not suitable for him, but "shooting when it is time to shoot" is certain. It's not time to make a move, so let's take a little black notebook and write it down.
He then asked, "What do you think?"
"What do you think I'm doing? Look ahead. He pointed to a girl in the slide and said, "No, the former president of the Paranormal Society, how is it, it's beautiful! Tut. Scattered classmates touched their chin and sighed.
Lin Shu also looked over, it was a girl with a cold face, and her facial features were very good-looking, but this good-looking was suppressed by that cold temperament, and only one was left cold. Or it is more appropriate to use "cold and glamorous". It should be taken in the summer, with a white dress with plain flowers and an unsmiling expression, like a sluggish hardcover Barbie doll.
But how does it look familiar?
Lin Shu recalled it and found that she was actually the capable student union president I saw yesterday, I don't know what her name is, she should be surnamed Qiao. This is really a big change, and I can't tell that she has had such a period of time. So, are women fickle? Not only in terms of thought, but also in terms of appearance?
The thought of what kind of music she actually let herself learn made Lin Shu feel a headache. What kind of ghost music to learn, music is learned by people, and now I have to deal with ghosts, and I don't need it.
Looking at Lin Shu's shaking his head and sighing, the scattered classmate looked shocked, his body silently moved a few steps outward, and then moved a few steps away, and then spoke: "Lao Lin, such a beautiful young lady, you actually shook your head, should you be a ......" He said and stopped, looking very embarrassed.
"Well, what?" Lin Shu looked confused, what does this expression of your drama spirit mean? and when did you sit so far away?
"That's it...... It's King Billy, King Billy, you know?" it took a lot of effort to speak, and after finishing speaking, he stared at Lin Shu with a nervous expression.
What the hell is that......
Holy...... I'm ......
After waking up, Lin Shu had a sentence of "mmp" and "wtf" about to blurt out. However, Lin Shu pays attention to "convincing people with virtue" and "convincing people with reason", and after he silently wrote down another stroke for the scattered classmates in the little black book in his heart, he said to the scattered classmates: "Roll out, how far and how far!"
What the hell is this, you have such a big brain? What I care about now is what is going on in this world, and how to get rid of those spirits, what kind of bicycle do you want? Ah, what kind of bicycle do you want?
"No, Lao Lin, I'm not discriminating against you, I agree with people like you but can't accept it. The way is different and the way we are walking is not the same way. But we're both primates, so I can understand that. You see, now that relevant policies have been introduced abroad, I believe that there will be one in China soon. So, you don't have to feel inferior, it's okay...... Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"
After laughing for a few seconds, he looked at Lin Shu again, facing a face that was as serious and indifferent as an old witch. He cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, Lao Lin, I know you're not that kind of person, just kidding." ”
"Is it funny?" Lin Shu asked.
"It's not funny. Scattered replied.
"Is it interesting?" Lin Shu then asked.
“...... It's still quite interesting. Scattered replied with a smile.
Lin Shu shook his head, what could he ask for for this kind of person who could laugh at himself, and he could only forgive him.
"Hey, I'll buy you a few pounds of oranges later. Lin Shu sighed.
"Forget it, buy apples. Scattered students replied. I didn't realize the meaning of Lin Shu's words at all.
"Well, let's buy apples. Lin Shu shook his head. When Zhu's father climbed over the platform to go to the fruit stall, he didn't have apples to buy.
"However, don't you have your family leader?" Lin Shu asked jokingly.
"Hey, I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, and now it's just a senior sister. Also, haven't you heard a sentence?" Zero-lore sighed, and then asked.
"What words?" Lin Shu asked rhetorically. Come on, come on, start your show.
Scattered classmates said in an affectionate tone: "Men, they are all wandering ghosts, and the more good-looking men are, the more." This is especially true for a handsome man like me, who is more beautiful than a sable cicada!"
"Gross!"
A few eavesdropping guys next to him made a gagging sound.
Lin Shu looked at the scattered classmates in front of him with a strange expression.
How on earth can you say such a thing without changing your face and stomach rolling? And do you have so many words, is it good for you to be the king of? When will I be as good as you?
The sky is not born and the simplicity is scattered, and the wonder is as eternal as the night!
On this day, the scattered classmates entered the realm of the king of sassy talk again!
When Lin Shu sighed and shook his head, he received a message from Propaganda Committee Member Liu, saying that it was about to be rehearsed and asked him to hurry over.
In the evening, it was the orientation performance, and the rehearsal was only in the afternoon, so the time was really tight. Lin Shu couldn't do it, so he had to ask for a leave from the Spiritual Society. Just took advantage of this opportunity, far away from this ghost society, and never came again.
But his idea fell through.
"At six o'clock in the afternoon, let's have a dinner together in the Paranormal Society, which is also our first group activity. Everybody, you have to be there. The big guy said this after Lin Shu asked for leave.
Well, goodbye you, I'm definitely not going. Lin Shu nodded yes.
"Well, the uncle of the president of the dango is the principal, if you don't go, you know the consequences. NG stood up and added, she deliberately looked at Lin Shu.
When Lin Shu heard this, his eyes were dark, and the sky fell.
I can't live this day!