When you don't need to find someone to help, you will never know the importance of connections, provided that people are willing to help you, if you don't help and talk about fart connections, it will only make people feel warm and cold, and the friends around you are so fucked.

I haven't had an ID card since I went down, and it's not even convenient to live in daily life without an ID card, let alone open a house, let alone open a company.

So I decided to let Dongfang Fuqin register the company and let him be the leader of Sman.

I'm not afraid of what he's going to do, I have what he wants, he doesn't have what I want, and he's sticking to me at all times, so I don't have to worry about being dumped.

However, the king of soldiers will not be at my mercy, the prescription can be given to me, and he can also assist me in my career, but he will resolutely not serve as the chairman of the legal person of Siman Health Care Group Co., Ltd.

If you are not careful, there will be big problems in the health care product industry, and I have a big black cauldron, which I also have.

But no, I said, I don't have an ID card, I can't get on the stage, can I let a third person besides the two of us come to the stage? That is, there are those under you, let them be the leader, I don't worry, I guess you can't be willing, how can a generation of soldiers and kings condescend to the command of their old department.

Dongfang Fuqin said that I was too worried, and the ID card matter was already done for me and Xiao Ou Jinbao through his relationship when I joined the public relations department of the Hot Girls Grand Ballroom.

That's why I was able to transfer the hot girl dance hall to me through legal means.

If I have any weaknesses, not understanding these institutional routines is definitely one of them.

There is no problem with the registration of the company, and Dongfang Fuqin, as my representative, is fully responsible for the handling of the relevant procedures. Qi Feng and Jiumu were responsible for running outside, purchasing equipment and raw materials according to the production needs of Dongfang Divine Oil. Xiao Ou Jinbao is responsible for finding land for the factory, this job is simple, and the places where he stole the monument and stolen the stolen goods a while ago are very good.

The big wolf and the second wolf also have their own job, taking the ticket. After the establishment of the company, there must be a bus and a driver, these two goods will chase the car one day, and the shame will be delayed, this time I will let you drive, see if you can change this problem. It is estimated that it can be done, and the best way to quit masturbation is to find a partner, and the same is comparable~

I habitually arrange all the work, and I have nothing to do myself. But only I know that I have nothing to do, and everyone else thinks that I am very busy and worried, taking care of finances, soliciting sponsorships, preparing to promote and find customers, I carry a lot of heavy work for myself.

But these tasks can also be split and outsourced.

First of all, I talk about finance, I am your sister, how can I have money, the money is all from Dongfang Fuqin, where you use the money, look for me, and then I will ask him for it. What kind of accounts do I keep? Dongfang Fuqin took out the money from his pocket, he must remember it better than anyone else, just ask him for bills when he wants to count.

Pulling sponsorship was a slogan to appease Dongfang Fuqin, convincing him that I didn't intend to eat his savings alone, and had been looking for other sources of funding. Although I was going to collect wool on a sheep, it would be easy for me to repay the debt. What kind of hair? What kind of hair (money) do you pay back? Are you bald like a hairy sheep?

As for promoting and attracting customers, it's even simpler, just find an advertising agency and do it. I'm really bored today, so I'm going to do it.

I asked Dongfang Fuqin for advertising fees, and his mouth was 200,000, Dongfang Fuqin was particularly embarrassed, he said that his savings in this life were millions, and ninety percent of them had been invested in equipment, raw materials and land, and he had to keep this point in hand to go through the process of renting office buildings, how could there be 200,000 yuan for me.

I said how much can you give me, I am very anxious for this wave of advertising, not only customer reserves, but also whether the sponsorship can be pulled depends on this wave.

Dongfang Fuqin was so entangled, in order to get out of the tragic situation of one person in his pocket as soon as possible, he finally gritted his teeth and gave me a naked loan of 50,000 yuan on the Internet.

50,000 is just my ideal amount, not to mention the high point, he can work hard.

The electronic transfer was quickly put in place, and I chartered a car directly to the small Hong Kong Electronic City.

I've always been reluctant to get out of Baozi Street, no sense of security, but the small Hong Kong Electronic City is different, OPPO relies on the deterrence of Jinbao, has monopolized the mobile phone market here, there is OPPO Xia cover, full of electronic city I can swing casually!

As soon as I arrived at the store, a group of OPPO dolls wearing OPPO inflatable suits recognized me, and they greeted me one after another, asking me about the whereabouts of OPPO Man, saying that I hadn't seen him for a while, and everyone missed him very much.

I said that OPPO is also very busy, there are so many OPPO stores in Jeonbuktai, he can't just take care of you.

The manager of the OPPO flagship store rushed to hear the news, saying that they understood that OPPO Man was very busy, and they didn't want to influence OPPO Man's actions, but this month's endorsement fee has not been calculated, and as a partner, they are very guilty.

Hey, it's just a little endorsement fee, look at you guys so solemnly, a few dollars.

The flagship store manager said that according to the contract, the 5,000 guaranteed commission plus the profit of five percent of the month, rounded up, is a total of 300,000.

I almost forgot it just now, and said the phrase "stay and drink" for everyone, but fortunately the manager was faster.

300,000?

They knew that I was Jinbao's eldest brother, and Jinbao trusted me the most, and the manager told me that I was the emergency contact person for Jinbao to sign the contract. So when I offered to receive endorsement money for Jinbao, no one objected.

As soon as the 300,000 came in, my waist board was straighter. The first thing is to take a screenshot of the account balance and send it to Dongfang Fuqin, so that he can see that I can get money. But I didn't pay him back 50,000 yuan, his nude photos are in the hands of the online loan, he must be more anxious than me, let him find a way to go by himself!

The flagship store manager warmly received me and asked me what I was doing, whether I wanted to match the mobile phone again, and he said that he had long heard that the big brother in the Northeast could withstand the bigger the mobile phone, the more mobile phones, and I had the strength to do it, how could I carry five or six.

Five or six, you can redeem me a counter!

Sitting in the VIP room and chatting with the manager: "I recently opened a company with a few brothers, and OPPO Xia is also in it, and he is the director of the property rights department." ”

The manager was happy: "Yo, that dare to be kind, the director must have dozens of people, and we can bring out more people if we have something to do." ”

This is really using us as a triad.

After two sentences, I said the purpose of today's visit: "The company has just been registered, and it has not yet opened, so I want to engage in a wave of publicity before the opening, in order to cooperate with the activities of benefiting the people after the opening." ”

The manager gave a thumbs up: "If you have the courage, you dare to reward the people when the new store opens, and you are worthy of being the big brother of the society, but we serious businessmen don't have the courage." ”

"Don't praise the manager, I have something to ask you. ”

"Ahh Oh no, it's the endorsement fee, we paid the endorsement fee, and we don't want to participate in your underworld activities. ”

I explained, "You misunderstood, I wanted to borrow your publicity department to help me design a few advertisements, and I couldn't trust those advertising companies in Beitai, it was too uncreative." ”

The manager breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh yes, no problem, no problem, I'll arrange it right away." ”

The level of the OPPO Beitai flagship store is very high, and the publicity department is strong, from my request to the manager to give them a meeting to assign tasks, and then to deliver the newly designed promotional advertising copy to me, it took less than two hours in total, and I haven't finished eating a table of takeout.

Wiping his oil-stained hand, he took the notebook: "So fast." ”

The head of the propaganda department who came with the manager said very proudly: "The competition in the industry forces us to be the ultimate in every detail, and it is the best driving force for progress." ”

I applauded: "A casual word can be used as an advertisement, it's amazing." ”

Turn on the computer, and it is full of all kinds of dynamic and static PPT advertisements full of wisdom and spirituality.

Each advertisement is a direct or euphemistic introduction to the eponymous series of health care products produced by Siman Healthcare, introducing his miraculous effects in health care from various angles, and implicitly hinting at the miraculous benefits of the series for men.

As I reviewed, the Minister of Propaganda explained to me: "This sentence 'he is good, we are good' is to rub off on the popularity of a similar product in China, and on the basis of his advertising slogan, the consciousness processing of the Internet joke flow is more in line with the cognitive habits of young customer groups." And if we rub it so obviously, it will definitely cause the other party to accuse us, and then take the opportunity to hype, and the advertising effect will be very good. ”

"This print advertisement was designed by me personally, because your company's products are mainly oils, so I used this picture of fried fritters, fried fritters understand, small pieces of noodles into the boiling oil, will be more and more hey hey, rolling oil and fritters respectively hint at your company's products and efficacy, the style is also closer to the recent popular Thai advertising, put on the Internet will definitely cause heated discussions and repercussions. ”

"This stand-alone pattern is the product logo that our team designed for your company. ”

I looked at the abstract, as if one hand was holding a piece of paper, and it took me a long time to see the clue: "Oh~~ It's the action of dick silk pumping paper, right!"

The Minister of Propaganda said with a smile: "It's not a dick silk pumping paper, this is a girl grabbing a sheet, but our intention is to let people who see the logo have different opinions, the benevolent will see the benevolent, the key is the topic and discussion." ”

I watched it from beginning to end, and I was very satisfied: "It's all about it, put it on the Internet, transfer it to WeChat, transfer it to WeChat, send it to the TV station, you pay it first, and then slowly deduct it from the endorsement fee of oppo man." ”

The manager said that this is not a problem, and it is their honor to serve the head snake in the North Terrace.

Finally, I pouted again: "Your advertisements are good, but they are too tall and lack down-to-earth content." ”

The manager and the propaganda minister nodded and admitted: "Indeed, it may be that the market we have been in contact with has always been relatively young and fashionable, listen to your meaning, big brother, do you have any good ideas?"

I said I didn't have any good ideas, but there were traditional routines that we could learn from.

Then I told the two of them about the little peach-colored flyers that were very popular in the late 90s.

It is to compile the product into a passionate story, and describe in detail how the product is used from the perspective of different protagonists hahaha. "But we need to keep up with the times and build on the advantages of this type of propaganda," I stressed. Therefore, the small flyers we print and distribute should unify the protagonists, regularly update the content of the leaflets, so that the audience has the desire to collect, and then in the process of chasing and updating, our products will be deeply imprinted in the mind and soul!"

This new type of propaganda method created by me is what I call it online propaganda