1. Again, tell me, Mr. Deer!

For the Heavenly Punisher, a special magician's guild organization, the monthly magazine "Demon Slayer" is definitely one of their most important propaganda positions. This magazine, which is published monthly in the Blue World and White World, has always been the main content of disseminating magical knowledge, promoting excellent warriors, and paying attention to the world situation, and it can be said to be a very popular mainstream reading in the wizarding world. The success of The Demon Slayer is largely due to Rebecca Bess, the editor-in-chief, who is very concerned about the needs of the masses. Miss Bess has a Q&A section at the end of the monthly magazine, where she is always enthusiastic to communicate with readers from different places, and even brings her peers to start a Q&A column. Through a period of reader feedback, Miss Bess found that her colleague Carlos Lu's relaxed and lively straightforward answer style with a little cuteness was unexpectedly welcomed by many readers, so it was logical that after the editor-in-chief answered the Q&A, she opened a Q&A column for Carlos, which is the popular column of the monthly magazine "Demon Slayer"-

Tell me, Mr. Deer!

Carlos Lu, who once set off a style in the blue world, is frank and not afraid of offending people, which makes his Q&A column seem so real and obscene, and the avatar of the fawn has become a famous brand of the monthly magazine, and everyone hopes that "Mr. Deer" will continue to break out the interesting stories and secrets inside the Heavenly Punisher! Within a week before the release of the monthly magazine, Mr. Lu will interact with some readers on the official blog and pick some fresh content to put in the column. So let's see what questions Mr. Deer answered this month-

— Tell me, Mr. Deer!

Q: Mr. Lu, I'm a new reader, I take the liberty to ask you this time, because I think learning Chinese is super difficult! So I want to know if all of you Heavenly Punisher can speak Chinese? Do you also want to complain to Mr. He? Why does he speak Chinese! QAQ is all because he speaks Chinese, we have to learn!

A: Wow, hahaha, as a Chinese compatriot, I have no pressure and give you a superior smile [with a real emoji]

Not everyone in the Heavenly Punisher can speak Chinese, it can only be said that most of the old qualified fighters can, and it is not strange that they are idle for hundreds of thousands of years to be proficient in hundreds of foreign languages! It is not realistic to say that partners from the five worlds want to unify the language, but I can secretly tell you that there are also those who are really learning and have complained that Chinese is difficult to learn, and I said that if I know how to be happy in suffering, I can slowly find real fun.

Q: Then let me ask you again, what is the stem of learning Chinese?

A：...... I don't think you're a newcomer! Did you mean to?

Q: Wow, I seem to have asked the point unexpectedly, please tell me what this meme is!

A: Do you really want to talk about it? Then I'll talk about the cause and effect...... As we all know, the Chinese language of the Holy Milton Empire is Miyada, and the second language is Chinese because of our dear silver python. In fact, Lao He has always been complained about by you, right? First you want to learn ancient Chinese, and then you want to learn modern Chinese, hahaha, I understand your feelings...... Then many scholars complained to Lao He, saying that it is really not easy to study you! Then Lao He also expressed sympathy, and then semi-comforted revealed that this has always been a common problem, you don't know that Oreo always quarreled with me just to learn Chinese......

Q: Is it true that Hahahaha? So now His Majesty speaks Chinese so well, is it the level of quarrels?

A: Don't say it, I think it's true. But the problem is that you and I should understand the big editor-in-chief.,It shouldn't be said that it's Miss Bess.,She thinks this can play a little bit.,So she wrote this little detail into her article.,I have to mention her again The "Royal Bathtub Evolution History" that made me miserable.,I suggest that if you're not cute BL and not cute eagle snake sworn enemy combination, don't touch this dirty field.,By the way, I'm against this CP.,Lao He's chastity is guarded by us together!【 Although so, the promotion fee still has to be given to my Rebecca, I tell you, don't delete this, see clearly, I can promote it] In short, from this time on, the headquarters will call falling in love learning Chinese or learning Chinese.

Q: Is that it? Hahaha, Mr. He is very troubled, right?

A: That's not true, we are very restrained in front of him, what he has always known is the follow-up, well, this black pot is my back again.

Q: Please tell me what happened next!

A: It's nothing, it's just a sad story caused by memes, when I fell out of love again, I couldn't control it and cried bitterly in front of the girl, and said loudly to her "You actually don't like me, you are with me just to learn Chinese", damn Rebecca recorded a video for me and uploaded it to the Internet, so I became popular again.

Q: Hahahahahaha

A: Don't look for anything to look for, and the video screenshots have long been made into emojis, okay? In short, after that, many of our members love to say this sentence when they refuse the courtship of partners at the Blue World Headquarters, and learning Chinese at the Blue World Headquarters has become the meaning of falling in love.

Q: So Mr. Lu, have you ever been invited to be a Chinese teacher?

A: Why do you want to hurt me? Everyone, I have been accepting Chinese teaching tasks for a long time, begging beautiful women to learn Chinese from me! My phone number *********** [Due to the request of the editor-in-chief, the content has been coded, please don't care what nonsense he said]

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2. Love is death!

- Xuan Shi, the branch of Galadia the Heavenly Punisher

"You can still be a sage adjutant like this, it really lowers the overall image of the adjutant," Jean looked at the messy VIP lounge with disgust, "If there is a meeting in Future City, I will prepare two months in advance! Miss Madeleine is too busy, and you are lazy......"

"Alright, I'm lazy, come and help me, brother!" Carlos Lu hurriedly shoved all the clutter into the cabinet, "The meeting is about to begin!"

"Aren't you the best at turning it all into cards?" Jean sighed as he watched the debris pour out of the cabinet like a flood.

"I have a limit to what I can do, and I can't always turn into useless things!" Carlos still tried to stuff the clutter into the cupboard, and then suddenly called out, "...... Oh, look at this!"

"What?" Jean turned his head to look at the clothes he was holding, which had "Iwafang LOVE" printed on them.

"I used to wear a cheerleading uniform to cheer Lao He up during internal sports competitions......!

Jean sneered, "Don't forget, you're Miss Madeleine's lieutenant. You are considered to have defected to your brother, and Miss Madeleine does not mind you getting close to your brother. But you know that there is surveillance everywhere, and if it is thought that my brother is forming a gang, there will be a five-part purge......"

Carlos immediately smiled and waved his hand: "I know, if the head of the headquarters sees it—"

"Are you talking about me?" said Carlos, and before he could finish speaking, the voices that frightened them the most sounded with great interest—

"Headquarters?" Jean shook his hand, then snapped and straightened, "...... Loyalty!"

"Don't be so nervous!" Oreo Milton, He Yanfang's thousand-year-old nemesis, smiled and patted them on the shoulder.

Carlos pretended to inadvertently try to hide the clothes in his hand, but Oreo snatched them away: "This dress is of good material, is it the dress this time?"

"No, no, no, this is my old jersey, hahahaha......" Carlos twitched his hand, and Jean looked over pleadingly.

"What's written on this?" Oreo studied the words on his clothes with surprising curiosity, and the two of them were stunned to realize that Oreo might not have recognized all the original scripts.

"Aha, aha, it means to obey the law......" Carlos hurriedly misled while shouting "lucky" inwardly.

"I'm not knowledgeable enough, but don't bully me," Oreo suddenly stared at him seriously, "I've seen the Iwafang signature, and the first two are the Chinese character '岩枋'. ”

Jean hides his face: "The head of the headquarters is wise ......"

"Uh......" Seeing that Jean didn't mean to help at all, Carlos broke out in a cold sweat, "...... Yes, yes, I didn't want you to know, but it's in English, which means 'to die'!"

"Really?ha, this is good, do you hate him so much?" Oreo immediately hooked his shoulder affectionately, "Comrade-in-arms, I want such a dress too!hahaha......"

What nonsense, you're going to burn the manufacturer next, head office!Jean couldn't complain.

"Aha, aha, yes, I didn't expect the headquarters director and me to have similar interests...... Lao He owed me a lot of debt last time for gambling with me, and when he asked him for money, he insisted that I was a good man, and I ordered this dress in a fit of anger Hahaha...... "Carlos continued to pretend."

"Speaking of which, I've seen a lot of people chasing him holding up signs that say 'LOVE', I thought he was so popular, it turned out to be telling him to die, hahahaha......" Oreo's mood became particularly good, and Jean had a hunch that Carlos would die a miserable death when the truth was revealed.

"Aha, let's go first, the head of the headquarters......" hurriedly took back his clothes and absconded, and Carlos ran a long way before wiping a cold sweat.

"Stupid deer, you're going to die this time!, won't you fool you, you can tell this kind of lie that can be worn as soon as it's dismantled!" Jean hates that iron can't make steel, "You should change your mind! No, I've already thought of a terrible picture, I hope I'm thinking too much......"

"Anyway, I think I'm still very witty!" Carlos didn't think too much.

"You pray that he doesn't know how to play with you, otherwise—"

"No, the head of the headquarters has never been exposed to English, he really doesn't understand!" Carlos insisted on comforting himself, "People who love to laugh are not too lucky, believe me!"

But did he ever have any luck with his love of laughter? It turns out that this time he got away with it again—

At the beginning of the Supreme Council where the five sages gathered, they sat behind the four sub-ministers and witnessed the great moment when the head of the Oreo headquarters walked in with a glorious face, and the words "Iwafang LOVE" were written on his clothes.

The room fell silent for a moment, and Jean and Carlos felt like their eyes were going to fall out. They looked weakly at He Yanfang on the edge of petrification, and sure enough, the smile on He Yanfang's face that had not changed for ten thousand years turned into horror.

“...... The head of the headquarters...... Stimulated?" Madeleine whispered in disbelief to Evelyn, who was smiling as she covered her mouth.

"Really, we also understand the Headquarters's determination to oppose the split, but this time it'......s a bit radical, isn't it?

"No, it's not a joke," Oreo looked at He Yanfang defiantly, and then pointed to the words on his clothes, "I've always made it clear, yes, that's the emotion! I've always wanted to say that to our dear White Sage—"

"Shut up Oreo!" knocked down Rebecca's small notebook next to him with one hand, He Yanfang stood up, "It's terrible to be uneducated, no one told you to look up the dictionary for words you can't meet?"

"Of course I know what this is about!" Oreo looked at him unusually firmly, "That's right, I'm not here for a meeting, accept my declaration!"

At this time, the red sage next to her, Filcis Na, closed the dictionary: "Uh...... What shall I say......"

"The head of the headquarters is amazing!" Rebecca cheered as she took the lead.

In the boiling cheers, Oreo walked out of the venue in a dashing manner, and at the end he turned back to He Yanfang and smiled evilly: "L, O, V, E!"

Jean and the others suddenly felt that He Yanfang's appearance was very vicissitudes.

"Madeleine, Philisna, Evelyn," he said sullenly, "he's crazy, let's elect a new Minister......

Then he glanced at the petrified Jean and them: "My gut tells me that you can't get out of this...... Let's talk about life after the conference. ”

“...... Stupid deer, kill yourself. ”

"Aha, ahaha...... Kitten, do you think you'll be fine, ahahaha......"

"Stupid deer, you go to death!"

"Hahahaha, life is really full of accidents......"

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In the aftermath of this famous Oolong incident, you will find the Heavenly Punisher inside, especially the members of the Blue World Headquarters, who seem to have a deep meaning when they smile and compare their hearts...... Don't doubt it, they just kindly say "die", which is what their great head of the headquarters taught.