1.9 The forest country is wonderful
I didn't wait for Mo Fan's wail to retreat, and there was a big needle pricking down, and there was a posture of allowing Mama to tie Ziwei, I saw him sitting on Mo Fan's waist, four long needles between his left fingers, and a needle longer and thicker than the four on his mouth. This time he was fully prepared, Mo Fan was just about to open his throat and howl, but he slapped his head hard, if it weren't for Chen Qixing knowing that Han was a man, Mo Fan and he would be brothers, and he would definitely think that this was a special way to play in Zhongzhou. No, two men can do it. Chen Qixing squinted his eyes and smiled evilly, and with a snort, a silver needle flew into his forehead without warning, not waiting for his pain to reflect. Han said from afar, "Come here and help me fix him." As soon as the words fell, Chen Qixing was in pain, and I should have eaten less, mother, I always felt that the thief ship I got on was darker than the one from the yuan.
He was also awake from this pain, so he hurried forward, otherwise he wouldn't have the courage to challenge Han's next flying needle.
"How to condemn him. Chen Qixing asked
Han glanced at him from top to bottom and smiled ambiguously, "Like me, sitting on his waist, he is not strong, I have my hands on his back, just hold his shoulders and don't be afraid, he can't beat you." Han couldn't help but shake his head Chen Qixing smiled, but his eyes gradually became cold.
"To sit or not to sit in a word?" Uncle Han doesn't have such a good temper, even if Chen Qixing complains a lot, when he drinks this coldly, he bites his lip slightly, shows his dignity, opens his legs, and slowly sits down, looking at the cold, ruthless, and sexually strange Han.
"My innocence!" Chen Qixing sighed in a low voice, this is really a newspaper of the present world, just now he was still laughing at Han and Mo Fan's posture, looking at it from a distance, it is no less than an action movie in a certain country, and now the feng shui is in turn, and he is the protagonist, Chen Qixing thought, maybe he will not want to experience the angle of superiority again in his life.
After a long ghost crying wolf, Mo Fan signaled that he had recovered from eight or nine, and turned over and threw Chen Qixing off his belly, Chen Qixing looked at Mo Fan's expression staring at him as if he was eating, and thought to himself, obviously you took advantage of me, how did you do it as if you had suffered a big loss, these two brothers and sisters, sure enough, were taught by the same master, I don't know that when I learned about Entu, Mu has a grateful heart.
"Under Chen Qixing, a person from Yanguo, I don't know the name of my brother Taigao. Chen Qixing introduced himself with a sentence, breaking the embarrassment of the two looking at each other.
"Mo Fan. A person from the forest country, he is the same brother of Senior Sister Han. Mo Fan bowed slightly.
The two fell into another stitch of embarrassment.
"The two of you are going to see when you see it, as if you were two kings dueling. Han stretched his muscles and continued, "Mo Fan, isn't this in the realm of the Forest Country, why don't you invite us to a good meal and a few more pots of good wine." ”
Mo Fan was slightly embarrassed, his face was a little embarrassed, and he explained, "Senior sister, you also know that I slashed my family's Golden Wood Tree King to make a sword. ”
"Well, so what. Han's face was slightly cold, and he looked at Mo Fan with a smile. "I see that your complexion is not yet clear, but you can do another set of needles to consolidate and consolidate. ”
"So, let's set off immediately and head to Lin Feng City. Mo Fan was excited, glanced at Chen Qixing, and happened to be looking at Chen Qixing when he ran into him, only to feel a sour stomach and a faint feeling of nausea.
Seeing this, Chen Qixing spat on both hands, rubbed them, and started work left and right, drawing circles with his left hand to curse Mo Han, and drawing a fork with his right hand to curse Han.
What is this called, it really circles you. Along the way, he took the trouble to paint, and his mouth was also chattering, vibrating, completely ignoring the eyes that came from left and right after entering the city, and he was tired of it.
Entering the city, Chen Qixing should be regarded as the first time he has seen the town of this world in the strict sense, when the day city came, as soon as dawn arrived, he went out of the city, and when he came back, he was afraid that Yuanli would take a knife on himself, thinking about retreating, and he did not have the heart to visit.
Chen Qixing is very curious about why the world speaks Chinese, and some dialects and local dialects that can be heard from time to time on the streets are basically understood, as if he has returned to the streets of his hometown, although there is no overcrowded sense of denseness, but it is also lively and cordial. Chen Qixing loves to read, when he was a child, he loved to read the Three Kingdoms, said Yue, when he was a little older, he loved to watch anime, online articles, and when he got to college, he studied Chinese culture by himself, so his acceptance of new things has always been very fast, but even if his nerves are a little big, he is not really slow to react, on the contrary, he found a lot of problems at the first time he fell, the more similar it is to the earth, the more weird it is.
Chen Qixing followed Mo Fan and Han to a fairly stylish restaurant, but the old man was still preparing for business. It doesn't matter, Uncle Han rolled up his sleeves and went out in person.
He pondered what he had come here for, but his mind seemed to be separated by a mountain, and he couldn't think of a reason for it, and he had a headache. The key is still on Yan Yan, Chen Qixing pondered, is it to help him dominate the world or something? Thinking of this, Chen Qixing shook his head, teasing me, if I can unify the world, I will be the king myself, and I will take care of him, stay here to be a soil emperor, there are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and I am also envious of countless dicks. No matter so much, now that the clues are just like this, Yan Yan will not have a particularly big deal in the short term, and when Shi Guo's matter is over, let's talk about it. I'm going to keep a low profile and reduce my hatred points.
When Chen Qixing came back to his senses from deep thought, Han had already drunk the wine, he held the boss a jar and held it up with one hand, as if the overlord was lifting a crown, and his usually loose hair followed his movements, shaking it one by one, how to look like a girl.
"Brother Han, it's not good for your body to drink so early in the morning. Chen Qixing saw his heroic drinking method, and persuaded him to drink more in the 21st century.
"Qixing, how can there be a day and night when drinking, only separate unhappy, drink when you are happy, and drink even more when you are unhappy. Han put down the altar in his hand, "I have enough wine today, why don't we play that game again, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, and there is a good person floating in the rivers and lakes." ”
Chen Qixing frowned slightly, he really took this cold, his temper was domineering, he couldn't stand up to his high ability, he was long and captivating, but he was a vulgar mess, maybe this is what the ancients said about madmen, listen, it is written that there are wind bones, but when I really see it, I can't wait to avoid it.
"Don't drink it, don't drink it, I haven't woken up yesterday. "Chen Qixing, pick up the breakfast sent by the shopkeeper and send it to his mouth, what he ate last day was something that pigs and dogs ignored, plus some effort last night and this morning, he was already hungry.
"Senior Brother Mo, I've heard people say that wine is like character, Brother Qixing's strength is not good, and his character is not good, so let's drink it against two good characters. The cold snorted and turned his target at Mo Fan.
Reject him, reject him, have backbone, Chen Qixing grabbed his hand and tried his best not to let himself be impulsive, he was most annoyed by others to provoke him by questioning his character, but Han not only hit the weakness with one blow, but also came with a critical hit.
"Cheng, Senior Sister Han, it's too boring to just drink empty. Let's have some color to help the fun. Mo Han's eyes lit up, as if he was waiting for this sentence, Chen Qixing saw him take out a dice cup from his waist like the wind, and there were dice. , this Mo Fan looks honest, he is actually a gambler, Chen Qixing almost squirted out the white rice porridge in his mouth, these two people, why are they so ambitious.
"Let's go first. Han took another sip of the wine jar, and let out a sigh of admiration, "The way the people of the forest country make wine is really different from other countries, the sweetness is heavier, and it is very interesting." ”
"Slow, drink it, I'm afraid of you. Chen Qixing, drank all the white rice porridge, picked up the empty utensils, and filled one from the mouth of the altar, "your health." ”
Holding his breath in his heart, he didn't drink the wine to death, he had to be angry to death, Chen Qixing drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp.
Mother's good, it's really big, it didn't take long for Chen Qixing to be a little dizzy, the way to cheer up these two is actually to compare the size, guess the person who loses to drink the same number of cups as the total number, shake the dice, you have to wait for the two to guess before you finish guessing, in case the three of them press a bet.
"It's a little quicker to drink, but it's not fun. Chen Qixing burped and said, if he doesn't think about it, he has to lie here today.
"I have a way to play, not only can I drink, but also use my brain to think, it's a lot of fun, do you want to play. Chen Qixing shook his head, shook his dizziness, and said loudly.
"Brother Qixing, please speak. Han Rao looked at Chen Qixing interestingly, this product is not a martial arts, and he has no backbone, but there are many crooked ideas and thieves, and he is familiar with it, but he is an interesting person.
Chen Qixing said, "My way of playing, called bragging, is to rely on deception, true and false, false and real, just like you on the sword, people can't figure out which is the real hole card, and the dice are not thirteen again, watch me demonstrate." ”
Chen Qixing demonstrated three times, Han and Mo Fan are also smart people, after the demonstration, I tried three hands, and I got started thoroughly, and it was almost noon, and there were gradually more people in the restaurant. The shouts were also watched by many people. The smart ones understand, I can't wait to join the battle in person to experience the deception and being deceived, and the slightly stupid ones are more lively and novel, I have never seen such an operation before, and the dice can still be played like this.
"Twelve sixes you still don't open?" Chen Qixing grabbed Mo Fan's hand and asked, "Really don't open it?"
Mo Fan shook his head.
"Really, can't you open it?"
Mo Fan shook his head vigorously.
"Then I'll open two, not six. Chen Qixing couldn't control the volume when he drank his head, "Drink, drink, drink, don't cheat." ”
"Oh, this life must be happy, don't let the gold bottle be empty to the moon. He will be useful if I am born to be useful, and he will come back when his daughter is gone. Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for fun, will have to drink three hundred cups. Chen Qixing was drunk, and he was even more proud of winning a double opening, and began to pretend to be crazy with wine, and the world became invincible. Maybe at the moment, he is more like a madman, just running naked.
Suddenly, the surroundings were quiet, and a team of twenty soldiers, armed into the customs, patted Mo Fan, who was still drinking.
"See Wang Zifan, my subordinates have finally found you, come back to the palace with me, my king is urgently called. The man who led the team knelt down on one knee, not knowing what expression to use to meet Mo Fan, and I heard people say in private that this prince Mo Fan is a big wonder, and when I see it today, in addition to his ordinary appearance, it is quite normal.
With a click, the wine glass in Mo Fan's hand fell, and he was drunk and seventy percent, and before the kneeling man could react, he wanted to flee after grabbing the door.
"My king has decreed that if the prince wants to escape, he will be beaten to death. Just take a breath and carry it back to the palace. The man shouted.
"Five-flowered horses, daughter-in-law, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell it with you for eternity... Chen Qixing was knocked to the ground by Mo Fan, gritted his teeth and continued to groan
"Ouch, Nima, sorrow. ”。。。