Silver, there are stories, or fairy tales, or fairy tales, but most of them are basic routines with a little teasing.

My story~ It's far from the basic routine.,It's very close to teasing.,I feel like a thief 6, don't you?

Sitting in front of me, this man who was less than thirty years old, with a white complexion, a slightly chubby body, a pair of triangular eyes, and a big gold tooth when he opened his mouth and smiled, actually called himself the Jade Emperor. What are you kidding~ I know the Jade Emperor, Liu Lao Liu~ An old scum in his sixties who likes to hit people in the back of the head, when did he become this little rascal with a ruffian-like face.

"Hey, hey~" The little rascal saw that I didn't believe it and didn't explain, so he smiled and said: "Okay~ If you don't believe it's better to communicate, then let's not talk about the masters, it's closer to the buddies~"

"What do you call it?"

"It's called the sixth master~"

"Isn't it about buddies?"

"What about how many buddies J8! Sisters have to be called Sixth Master!"

I frowned: "Look at your scum, it's really Liu Laoliu?"

He made a gesture with a fierce spirit: "What do you mean? What are you going to do here?"

I sighed: "Hey, how can I have the heart to do it, I just want to be able to save Xichun, nothing else matters, not to mention that the fire in my heart can't finish killing you." ”

"Hehe, I know that you kid won't make a move on your predecessors, the hooligans who came out of Beitai are the most respectful, then I'll tell you the truth~ I'm really Liu Laoliu, this is my body, I used to use the law body when I met you, and when I talked about that law body, I was so angry, waste one, do you remember the Ah Bao who introduced me......"

I jumped up, kicked Liu Lao Liu, and rode on him with one leg and roared: "You are really Liu Lao Liu!!"

"Sixth Brother !!"

Liu Lao Liu was attacked by me, and a martial god who had been on duty in the distance rushed forward violently.

The martial god is more than 1.9 meters, with an exaggerated punk hairstyle and staring at two big eyes, how weird and weird it is, and I was stunned before I did it.

I couldn't figure out the level of the martial god, so I didn't dare to fight easily, so I stretched out my finger on Liu Laoliu's eyes and shouted: "Take another step forward, I'll pick out his eyeballs!"

The martial god hurriedly stopped in fright, stood in the distance and scolded: "You... You... Little beep cub, little beep cub, don't be rampant, this is not the Sword Sect, you don't have to wave with me, hurry up and let go of the sixth brother, I will spare you from death, and if you don't do it again, you won't be able to get out of bed!

"Uh......"

What's this very rhythmic set?

"Puff~~~" Liu Lao Liu suddenly laughed: "It's okay Shaolin, he's playing with your brother." ”

The martial god, known as Shaolin, snorted and withdrew his letter suspiciously. Seeing him retreat, I relaxed my vigilance a little, but I didn't expect Liu Lao Liu to suddenly stand up and turn me down, then sit on my chest, open his mouth and bite down on the root of my thigh.

I swear, I've never hurt so much in my life, including the pain of watching Xichun destroy Zifu with my own eyes, and I don't have a pain in my thighs now!

The Yang Dragon Armor is not there, but the cultivation of the body is not less, and I can't care about any true qi and immortal qi, so I transported it in one go and passed it towards the bitten part.

This is the most basic and effective way to heal the enemy and relieve pain, but somehow, under my full efforts, Liu Lao Liu didn't realize it, and the pain did not decrease slightly. I suddenly remembered that when he was blackmailing the Winter Palace, he had performed the technique of breaking the Winter Palace's ritual and protecting the true qi of the body, and later the Zhuxian Array made a big fuss with me on the main peak of the Autumn Palace, and the pig fairies also used similar tricks.

The resistance of the exercises was ineffective, and I wanted to fight back, but Liu Lao Liu faced me with a big butt, and I couldn't find the vital part that could quickly reverse the disadvantage... There really is!

"Liu Lao Liu!" I screamed in pain, and at the same time slammed my two ten fingers against his back court: "If you don't talk again, I'll stab you hard if I don't want these two fingers!"

Liu Laoliu's chrysanthemum shrank obviously, and then I felt the sharp pain on the root of my thigh quickly dissipate, Liu Laoliu rolled to the side very disregarding his identity, even if he let me go, and also guaranteed his innocence of the chrysanthemum.

I sat up and rubbed the roots of my thighs and glared at Liu Laoliu, who rubbed his big gold teeth and smiled at me.

"What kind of weird technique are you?"

"Hehe, the golden tooth of the sixth master has a great origin, it is an immortal golden body only owned by Da Luo Jin Xian, the immortal golden body of the Da Luo Jin Immortal in the Heavenly Court is cultivated in the body, as far as my cultivation can be used to hurt people outside the body, no defense means are good, even the jade rabbit that is theoretically not harmed in any form can't stand it, hehe, it's amazing~"

Only then did I understand how he used the rabbit routine to recognize Xichun as his godfather, and I was angry and helpless in my heart, so I could only complain a few words: "You just don't pay attention to it, you can't do things, and you can't do anything about cultivating an immortal golden body." ”

Liu Laoliu's face changed slightly, as if he remembered something from the past, but he didn't want to mention it again, so he led the topic to business.

"Okay, I know you're not happy, because I'm hiding something from you, but if this matter is really calculated, it really has nothing to do with me~"

I hung my head down: "I blame you, but I don't expect a scum like you to admit that I am wrong, I just want to know how many things I don't know, and how can I get Xichun back!"

"It's difficult to find Xichun back, but it's not impossible......"

I know that Liu Lao Liu must have a way to help me find Xichun, otherwise he wouldn't dare to see me.

I emphasized, "Answer the first question first, don't try to fool me." ”

"It's good~" Liu Lao Liu snapped his fingers: "Shaolin, set a table, I'll have a drink with our great savior~~"

"I don't drink with you, I want answers!"

Liu Lao Liu smiled mysteriously: "Don't, I also specially invited a distinguished guest, why do you have to meet you." ”

Guest?

"Who's it? is it called Chun or Ji Xiaoman?"

Liu Lao Liu waved his hand: "Those two little B cubs are still going through the process of resurrection, and besides, their level is not qualified to drink with me." ”

Without waiting for me to ask for more details, the big man Martial God said, "Sixth brother, the dishes are ready." ”

Me: "......"

Liu Lao Liu pushed me: "Let's go, why are you in a daze?"

"It's all over so soon?"

"Why do you fart, can the Jade Emperor eat leftovers?"

"It's too fast, isn't it?

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said, "Do you think that the immortals cook the same as you, and they have to turn the spoon?"

"How else do you get it?"

"Have you seen Journey to the West, get some long worms, spiders, mantises, skin and shrimp, and cast a spell is a dish!"

"Uh... Can we just eat Pipi shrimp?"

Liu Lao Liu smiled: "It's scary, tease you, the kitchen here is ready for war 24 hours a day, and it is hot to eat whenever you want." ”

I said in my heart that Liu Lao Liu is a real bull, but I don't know how it compares to my idol Jin Sanfat.

Liu Lao Liu led me from the cloud-shrouded Heavenly Gate to a thief's pompous treasure hall, which was really like a science fiction movie, with golden light floating there.

I couldn't help but exclaim: "This is the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, right?!"

Liu Laoliu sighed: "What, Lingxiao Treasure Hall let them smash it in the rebellion, it was a big back projection, and it was a clip of Journey to the West havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and it was frozen in that scene." Hey, I said you've been in Xianxia for less than two years, and it's only four or five years if you count the Purple Mansion retreat, are you stupid?

I'm speechless.

Liu Lao Liuyi pointed to a small wooden house in front of him: "Na~ Lingxiao Treasure Hall has arrived, temporary." ”

I said, is our Heavenly Court so poor? If you really can't hold on, you can give me a remittance channel, and I will allocate some relief money to you from the Sword Sect World.

Liu Lao Liu didn't cut it: "I'll use you to help?" Tell you that the sixth master just can't pull away for a while, otherwise he won't be able to get some money, let's be honest with you, the role of those hundred pig fairies is not only to help you save the world, but also the construction team I trained to rebuild the Heavenly Palace." ”

I said then don't be in a hurry to transfer it back, wait for me to use it for a while, Xuanwu Dazhou 100,000 bald mountains, and expect them to open mountains and build a city for me.

Liu Laoliu's face was very ugly: "You don't have to worry about this, I don't want all of the hundred pig fairies for you, and I don't want any of them." ”

"Why? That's all treasures!"

"Just because they want to be my baby, I don't dare to ask for it!"

Poof~~ I almost forgot, Liu Lao Liu is the male god of their dreams, and they are all clamoring to give him a child~

This temporary Lingxiao Treasure Hall is really temporary, you can't find a bad wine when you drink here, and you can tear it down if you are drunk.

There was a small square table with simple food and wine on the table and four chairs around it. Liu Lao Liu didn't have any shelves, and he didn't distinguish between the guest of honor, so he casually pulled a chair and sat down, and then beckoned me: "Sit down and wait, the VIP will be there soon~"

I cut off: "How do you look like soliciting customers for me......"

Liu Lao Liu, and the big man Martial God and I sat separately, and no one moved the dishes and chopsticks, I thought to myself that the identity of this person is not low, otherwise it would be impossible for Liu Lao Liu's character to be so regular.

How high is the status of the Jade Emperor to be so well-behaved? Shennong's family, who has a side help in the task of saving the world, or is it Chang'e Fairy?

I thought about it and didn't get any results, and the big martial god suddenly got up: "Hey!

Liu Lao Liu also hurriedly got up, and nodded like a slave: "Hey, boss, here~~~"

I was shocked when I heard the three words of Boss Fu, can't it? Is this a coincidence? Or is it ......

I stood up tremblingly, turned around slowly, and saw a fat man standing at the door with a fierce face wearing a black practice uniform.

When I saw him, I didn't know whether I was excited or awkward, anyway, I had mixed feelings.

"Dad... Why are you tired of this?"

"No way?"

"Row ......"

"And what do you mean by your unhappy face?"

"I can't be happy~"

"Why?"

“......”

"Say!"

"I don't know how you got here, but if you are dead, I'm too happy as an orphan... Isn't it inappropriate~"