Chapter 675: Guo Shou is absent and motionless
Guo Shou was absent and motionless.
From the time he unfolded freely to the present, he sat in his rocking chair, lazily bathing in blood, as if an elderly man was basking in the sun.
Even if the sky falls apart outside, it has nothing to do with his half a dime.
Too lazy to move.
In the faint wail, he hummed the tunes of the past intermittently, as if he was asleep and enjoyed this moment of leisure.
The filthy blood light and malice surrounded him, and in an instant, he fled out in horror, forming a faint 'clear area' around the small courtyard.
Beneath the rocking chair, his shadow fluctuated like a wave of water, slowly wriggling, shifting between all kinds of hideous outlines, and faintly sneering. Compared with the evil thoughts and calamities entangled in his body, the so-called self-transformation is not worth mentioning!
At best, it's just a bit of a bit of a haze today.
Anyway, it's quite exciting!
In this slow swing, I recalled the scene before departure.
The old customer who came to the door again after a long time, an old acquaintance.
"To Yingzhou?"
At that time, Guo Shouque was carelessly cooking his mustard, "Kitchen Demon Competition? Forget it, I'm old, my body is stiff, and I don't want to move." β
"If you are very quiet, you should think about moving, and occasionally move your legs without suffering. β
Xuanniao occupied his rocking chair, and also took a bowl of white fungus porridge in his refrigerator, and didn't stop talking after entering the door: "There should be some fresh things there, maybe there will be surprises, you shouldn't be bored." β
"Are you sure?" Guo Shouque raised his eyes and moved.
He wasn't afraid of the Xuanniao pit himself.
I have known each other for so many years, and we have all dealt with each other and know each other well. Xuanniao wants to pit himself, there are 100,000 ways to let him go and memorize the words and still can't find anyone, there is no need to come to the door in person to pay this little tongue.
Moreover, this guy has never been untargeted, and he doesn't scatter eagles when he doesn't see rabbits.
I have to admit that Guo Shouque was a little curious about the surprise in Xuanniao's mouth.
He thought for a moment and asked, "What do you need me to do?"
"Be a cook, otherwise do you want to fight and kill?" Xuanniao got up again and grabbed the spoon and poured a big bowl for himself, and continued to snort: "Just do what you want to do, and travel at public expense." β
"And then eat hot pot and sing songs, and beat you up?"
Guo Shouque sneered: "Besides, you expected that I would do things according to your heart?"
"Aren't we cooked? β
Xuanniao raised his head, revealing a faithful and reliable kind smile - there was still a piece of white fungus that Guo Shouque had just boiled last night on his beard.
The face is literally full of arrangement.
Although this old man is not very good at fighting, and he is not very capable of doing things, he has never excelled among the sublimators of his peers, but the reason why he can sit in the position of the king of the pedigree is that in addition to a stable word and concentration, it is a one-handed grasp of the general trend.
We can always send the most suitable person to the most suitable place at the right time.
Intuitively understand - there is nothing that cannot be done by that guy as a matchmaker.
It's similar to the results of using big data and massive information to match in the cyberpunk world, it's just a heavenly creation, and the bhicupid's thing is even better.
Relying on this ability, he didn't go to drink the wedding wine with a share of the money at all, and he could bring a few red envelopes from the media when he left. And every time I have to carry two pig's heads back from Guo Shouque to drink.
took advantage of more than anyone else, but he still had to thank him.
Routines can be copied, and operations can be learned, but others can't learn the skills and vision of this operation.
Guo Shouque shook his head and sneered: "I always feel that you have no good business coming to me, maybe these two taels of old bacon will be put into the pit for you...... I heard that Father Kua's stupid boy went out last time to deliver a courier for you, but he was pressed to the ground and beaten by Tyre!"
"What does it matter to me that he caused the trouble himself!"
Xuanniao's innocent eyes widened: "You can't rely on me for him to spit!"
"It depends on who sent him to spit. β
Guo Shouque had a disdainful expression of 'I don't know you yet', everyone is a thousand-year-old fox, what are you doing to talk about fasting.
"Don't worry, rest assured, you'll definitely be good this time. β
Xuanniao patted his chest and reassured.
In this regard, Guo Shouque has no doubts.
This kind of thing is like the sky is blue and people will die.
As long as Xuanniao says that you will be smooth, you will definitely be smooth, very smooth, very smooth. It's like Bai Ze said that if you are lucky, you will be lucky.
As long as you take your time, there is a good chance that you will be able to get what you want.
But this feeling of giving people a day job made him very unhappy. You go to work, I'll make money...... Guo Shouqian has not been taken advantage of by him.
What's even more infuriating is that Xuanniao actually picked up a spoon and made another bowl for himself.
"Don't eat it, Lao Tzu boiled a pot, and you are almost finished eating!Are you a Xuanniao or a Xuanzhu!" Guo Shouque was angry, snatched the spoon with his hand, and stuffed it back into the refrigerator with the casserole: "Get out of here!"
"You promised?"
Xuanniao bared his mouth and looked around: "I just saw that there is mustard? You can bring some back for me, the children will grow their bodies and replenish their nutrition." β
Ten minutes later, Guo Shouque, who was angry and corrupted, drove out the door.
In addition to the mustard jar in his hand, he also carried an extra bag of bacon and returned with a full load.
It was decided at the time.
Kua's father went to the abyss to deliver couriers, Guo Shouque went to Yingzhou to be a kitchen demon, and Xuanniao went home to eat mustard.
We all have a bright future ahead of us.
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Now, thunder is falling from the sky.
Guo Shouque finally raised his pupils from the rocking chair, and there was no vivid white in his dark eyes, and he quietly stared at the blazing light falling from the sky.
casually, kicked the bamboo basket next to him.
The lid of the bamboo basket was lifted suddenly, and the darkness swayed, and a strange shadow flew out of it, reflecting on the blood-colored glass canopy.
It's like a long invisible mouth, casually swallowing the thunder light into its abdomen, slowly shrinking it back, and then the lid of the bamboo basket slowly closes.
Give somebody a dose of his own medicine.
"Yingzhou is really a treasure of feng shui. β
Guo Shouque lowered his head, stared at the constantly trembling bamboo basket, and slowly raised his eyebrows: "There are ingredients to be delivered to the door while lying down?, is it really interesting...... Kanda Soma?"
"Who's calling me?"
Now, when the old face passed from behind the shattered sky, Kanda sniffed the ominous breath in the air, and his mind raced, and he couldn't help but distinguish the familiar aura, and his eyes couldn't help but widen.
"You are a member of the Eastern Xia lineage! Attacking the members of the Luming Pavilion on the territory of Yingzhou, do you want to beat the contradictions between the two countries! Immediately unlock the secret here!"
"You think too much, you may be able to represent the Luming Pavilion, but I can't represent the Dongxia lineage...... At best, it's just a passing cook. β
Guo Shouque laughed, raised his hand, turned up the fire under the bamboo basket a little bigger, and raised his head to tell him: "In other words, it is not the Dongxia lineage that you are angry with, but me. β
The strange smile and dark eyes brought an uneasy omen.
Looking around at the strange scene, Kanda Cangzhen's eyes widened, and he burst out of thunder with all his might, but no matter what, he couldn't tear apart the viscous dark sea, nor could he break free from this secret ritual.
On the contrary, I feel that the heat is germinating from the inside of the body little by little.
Lightning itself is a plasma phenomenon...... Even afraid of burning!
"What the hell do you mean!"
He was furious: "Aren't you the one who took the lead in the attack and provoked the incident?"
"You can't say that. β
Guo Shouque raised his hand and sprinkled a handful of salt.
The fine powder of salt fell from the fingertips and fell into the bamboo basket, where it quickly magnified and turned into a mountain-like behemoth, which was whistling into the ocean.
The boiling and sticky Black Sea below has become even more and more strange.
After countless bubbles, an eye-like object lifted up and looked coldly at Thor's location.
The heavenly drum roared, and the thunder spread, but this time the huge gravitational force could not be dispersed, and countless viscous limbs wrapped their teeth, and they continued to poke out towards the thunder in the air......
Little by little, I want to pull him into the deepest darkness!
A hoarse, muffled laugh rang out from there, full of malice and indescribable ferocity from the abyss.
mocking his defiance.
"So, your Luming Pavilion, isn't it...... Is there any other way to provoke a cook than to smash his stove?"
Guo Shouque rubbed the garlic in his hand, unhurriedly took off the thin layer of garlic clothes, and told him slowly: "For more than 190 years since I was born, I have thought about it day and night, but I dare not forget to eat it, and there is only one thing, and that is cooking."
For the sake of cooking, old decay can do whatever it takes, even if it is to sacrifice his own life...... As a result, until now, he has no wife, no heirs, and has been betrayed by his apprentices, losing one-third of his sense of taste, all his sense of smell, and his depression is difficult to heal, such a bleak life is really difficult to speak. β
"It's a little fun, but it's just bullying the young peopleβ"
With such a sigh, he crumpled the garlic in his hand into a puree and threw it into the bamboo basket at will, the spicy smell spreading, like an iceberg-like behemoth, stirring the boiling sea of darkness.
With the boiling of the dark ocean, Guo Shouque lowered his head and looked down at his face: "Now, after taking away my little pleasure, do you want to blame me for provoking the incident?"
"That's too unreasonable, isn't it?"
He smiled and asked, "That's too much self-talking, isn't it?"
At that moment, after decades of absence, Kanda felt the feeling of his heart being contracted again. That smile was more disturbing than any cold words or hideous expressions.
It's like...... Look at the fish on the board.
Calm and tranquil, full of anticipation.
"You...... What do you want to do!"
Kanda asked in a low voice, and behind him, the Tiandong Taiko Drum suddenly roared, and the mournful mallets in his hands broke off in response, almost self-destructing and smashing on the Taikoto.
The brilliant thunder that burst out rose into the sky and turned into a sea of thunder for thousands of miles.
Thor descends.
In an instant, cracks were all over the bamboo basket, and countless black mist rose up.
A fiery ray of thunder light came out of it like a spear, penetrating Guo Shouque's face and head, extending backwards, and the straight light for thousands of miles tore through his free fetal membranes and shot out of the sky.
However, from behind the shattered skull, what emerged was something more hideous than a terrible fragment.
The soul that had already been solidified and entangled opened thousands of eyes from behind the rift, looking down on Kanda Cangzhen's stunned appearance, still smiling.
"Don't be afraid, I'm just a chef, how can I hit someone?"
The countless hissing noises overlapped together, and gradually turned into Guo Shouque's old voice: "I just want to make a bowl of old soup to replenish my body......"
He raised his hand and closed the lid of the bamboo basket.
It's time to make soup.
"But be careful. β
Guo Shouque's shattered head slowly multiplied, his face closed, and his lips opened and closed with a sincere sound.
This is a final reminder.
"I've cooked enough soup in hell for tens of thousands of years, but I'll eat peopleβ"