Volume 7 Rise!Orson Manor 41 I Abolished the Elven Prince...... 03
Could it be that this is the legendary once-in-a-century scattered gong? I had only heard of it before, and I had never been lucky enough to see it, but I didn't expect this bad luck to be at the head of the scene, and I actually saw it on the spot!
Xu Zheng pointed at Lanlote with a trembling finger, with an expression on his face that the world was coming: "You...... You...... You!...... Is the fighting spirit really wasted?" In all kinds of fright, he actually stammered.
"It's gone. The prince of nerves said with a nonchalant face: "If there is a better one, why should I continue to practice Douqi? ”
Xu Zheng's head buzzed loudly, in his previous life and present life, he had never been so crazy! Rushed up and grabbed Lanlot's collar and shouted: "If you say waste, you are a pig?
"It hurts. Lanlott said honestly: "But to practice your skills, you must give up your fighting spirit." I understand the so-called principle that if you break and stand, you will lose if you have gains. ”
"I understand your mother's size!" Xu Zheng scolded, he really wanted to grab his head and use all his strength to knock him into the trunk of a tree and kill him! This prince really grew up eating grass, and his brain is comparable to that of a pig!
Uncontrollably shouted: "If you say that you are wasted, the precious accumulation of more than a hundred years is for fun? How can you and the hell let me explain to the elf king? You let me tell him, I'm sorry, I accidentally fooled my son and abolished it? The whole elf clan can drown me with a mouthful of spit!"
"It's not something you can retrain...... Can you practice better......" Lanlott shrank his head, and suddenly felt a little more impulsive.
"Practice your size!" Xu Zheng was furious and shouted, "I only said that I could teach you." I didn't say that you could learn it! The physique of the elves is different from that of humans, otherwise why would you learn the fighting spirit of human beings, why haven't you grown for more than a hundred years? I don't know if my method is suitable for the elves!"
Lanlot's eyes widened: "No......"
Xu Zheng suddenly closed his mouth. Well, when this person dares to do this, he only relies on his enthusiasm, what will happen, what kind of consequences will occur, this guy has never thought about it!
I knew that I would review Xing Badai's words a hundred times, a hundred times, her brother was really funny, and the show was very funny. It can't be taken for granted!
It's a good thing now, with a few sword moves and a few, he fooled the elf prince into a wasted fight. How else to explain to the Elf King? Xu Zheng could almost imagine what kind of expression he would use to face the Elf King whom he had never met. The guilt of Jing petition can definitely be forgiven, and he consciously put the sword around his neck. I've washed my neck and I'm ready to cut it!
Suddenly, the second prince of Cheng'an Land of the human race and the eldest prince of the elven race stared at each other, not knowing what to do. The force field of self-waste fighting qi is slowly disappearing, and there are a few leaves fluttering in the air, spinning and falling between the two, like Xu Zheng's mood. There were two elves beside him, also with mouths open enough to swallow a whole egg, looking at their prince speechlessly. Look at the Terrans again. Everyone has the same thought in their hearts: this time it's a big game......
Lanlot's self-defeating spirit has just been destroyed, and the physical losses caused by it are quite huge. With a pale grimace, Lanlote said dumbfoundedly, "How can this be?"
Xu Zheng didn't even have the strength to be angry, and groaned: "Please use your brain next time." If you want me to become the public enemy of the whole elf clan, you only need to raise your arms and shout to achieve your goal, you don't have to hurt the enemy like this, and you can harm yourself first. I don't dare to accept this gift. ”
Staring at the dead leaves that finally fell to his toes, Lanlot's dry smile turned into a wry smile: "I have always done things like this......"
Impulsively, Xu Zheng automatically and spontaneously took these two words. Hearing this, Lanlot took a breath and said, "It's okay, anyway, the elves are very old." More than 100 years is just a snap of a finger. If I really can't practice your skills, I'll just go back and practice them. ”
Chong Xu Zheng raised his face. He smiled hard and said, "I will go and explain to my father what I made up myself." Seriously, I'm very happy, and I think it's an eye-opener to see your swordsmanship. Vindictive...... Even if it's the price to pay. ”
Xu Zheng looked at him in a daze, this bastard is really not likable. Be decisive...... Eh, or short circuit, responsible, courageous, confident, there is no lack of admitting failure, but also can afford to put down, failure is to start over!
"It really doesn't matter? That's the result of more than 100 years of hard work. Xu Zheng squinted at him.
Lanlote was stunned and forced a smile: "It's all wasted, rather than pity it, it's better to hurry up and start over." ”
Your grandmother's ...... Xu Zheng was completely convinced, and said with a dark face: "Come here!"
"Do what?"
"I'll show you your body! Uncle, you remember it for me, don't mess around with your body if you have nothing to do in the future." ”
"Will you watch?"
"I don't know, I've healed people, but I haven't healed elves. Although the elven body has not been touched before, there are many places where the elves and the human race are similar, and the dead horse is a live horse doctor, so let's take a look at it first. ”
Lanlott took a step towards Xu Zheng, only one step, and as soon as his legs were weak, he was about to sit down on the ground. Xu Zheng rushed up to support him, and the elves on both sides also rushed over to hold Lanlot, one left and one right.
In fact, the two of them are the biggest, because they are friends with Lanlot, and they have been bullied by Lanlott with sword skills since they were children. The dream of growing up together is that the two of them practice archery hard, while Lanlote cultivates swordsmanship and fighting spirit, and when they grow up, they will go to the forest together to see the outside world. So when they heard that the human race broke the situation that the elf race had not been in contact with the human race for thousands of years, and came to the elf king city to meet the elf king, the first thing they thought of was to be excited to see how their prince bullied people. The result is good, people didn't bully, they were beaten so much that they couldn't take a trick and returned it, and finally made a self-defeating anger out, if this let the elf king know, wouldn't he pick the skin of the two of them?
At this time, I heard that Xu Zheng wanted to take a look. Hurriedly grabbed Lanlot, and said eagerly: "My name is Seurma, and his name is Decloy, this ...... Your Excellency Xu Zheng, can you restore Lan Luo's fighting spirit?"
It would be good to restore one's self-abandonment and fighting spirit, and not to be crippled. Xu Zheng's head was as big as a bucket, and he took out the thirty-six air cavitation needles that he had given to Carlozhi's arm from his personal space, intending to take a closer look at Lanlot's body. Because he remembers. When he first treated Carlo, Uncle Carlo's vindictive spirit would naturally react.
Lanlote looked at the needle in Xu Zheng's hand in confusion and asked, "What is it?"
"Air cavitation needle. Xu Zheng said angrily. Hand up. A golden light flashed, and Lanlot's shoulder had been pierced with a stitch.
"Huh?" Langlott let out a short tone. And it seems like suddenly the body can't move.
"Move your fingers. Xu Zheng said.
Lanlott struggled to move his fingers. I was surprised to find that this needle seemed to stop some mysterious force, and my fingers could not move at all.
"I can't move. Lanlott said.
Xu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Very good, the shoulder well point is grounded." Explain that there is something in common between the elf and the human body. The fingers flickered, and the needle was pricked, and the needle was pricked, and the action was like a flash of shock, and Lanlott found that the needle had pierced his tail cone. The whole lower body is completely gone.
"And now?"
It's amazing!" Lanlott said in surprise and joy: "I don't feel it in the lower half of my body." What kind of skill is this?"
"Golden needles. ”
"I'm going to learn that too. Is it difficult to practice? It seems to be quite difficult. ”
Xu Zheng listened for a while. That's it, that's what he cares about.
"Shut up for me!" It is estimated that Xu Zheng is the only one who dares to treat an elf prince with such a vicious voice......
Lan Luote shut up stupidly, and listened to Xu Zheng say again: "You bear with it." ”
"What?"
"I'll test how different elves and human bodies are. I guess the whole process is a bit uncomfortable. ”
Isn't it just painful...... Work hard to practice fighting spirit and sword. When has it never been painful? Lan Luo didn't pay attention to it, but concentrated and curiously went to see Xu Zheng get a needle. But soon, he knew what it meant to be uncomfortable.
In his eyes, he only saw the golden needles flying in Xu Zheng's hand, and he actually manipulated thirty-six air pocket needles at the same time, piercing his body from head to toe like a torrential rain.
The pain alone is enough. It's a man's land, and most of them can endure pain. The problem is that in addition to pain, there is numbness and itching. There is an indescribable feeling. The whole body trembles when it is numb, and it itches and thousands of ants pass over. It's so uncomfortable that I can't wait to die, and I can't tell the outside world what it's like.
I saw that Lanlott suddenly burst into tears, and began to twitch uncontrollably, and when his face was full of thirty-six stitches at the same time, he actually laughed and cried at the same time, and when he was finished, he looked crying again, but his mouth was laughing happily. What's even more terrifying, when he pierced his chest, his Mimi suddenly bulged out like a woman, and then deflated again, and saw that the two elf eyes burst out and retracted. Pierced into the lower abdomen, Lanlott began to fart involuntarily, loud and loud, with a chain, crackling like popping beans, dense like a symphony. Further down, a needle pierced three inches below the umbilicus, and the uncontrollable cry that only belonged to men suddenly shouted for liberation and freedom, and lifted his pants high. The person and the other two elves were all red-faced, which was too embarrassing...... Is this stabbing or playing?
The two elves were horrified to watch, and the elf prince, who had always been peerless, cried and laughed, plus dancing with his hands, grinding his teeth, burping, farting, drooling, trembling thighs, calf cramps, and even his second brother was awakened to show that he was really ugly. Cruel...... The image of the wise god and the elf prince has plummeted in the hearts of the two of them since then. That's a huge gap...... It is tantamount to the collapse of a generation of idols.
But a new generation of idols is rising! To be able to play their own prince like this, it is definitely a generation of cattle! Ask for a monthly pass, recommend, and collect
I was touched to see the concern of many friends today.
As a result of discussing with my family, I did not need surgery for a while, because the weather was not suitable, and if I was hospitalized, it involved various preparations and examinations, so my vacation may not be enough. So wait until around November, after all the preparations are done, go straight to the surgery.
Therefore, "Happy Life" and "Multiple Human Invasions" will not be interrupted in the near future. I am the Ku Klux Klux Klan forever. Oh haha!
I'll tell you something, yesterday I heard that I was going to use a knife, and my first thought was:! This time it's miserable, I want to put myself on the cutting board and let the mermaid meat...... The second thought was: Oh it! My full attendance for this...... It's just a few days away......
Today, I heard that I can be treated conservatively for the time being---- laughing wildly! I, Hu Hanshan, am back again, oh and diligent, and I don't have to be a fish for the time being, I am happy! This is a happy life!
Wowhaha!