Chapter 116: Lao Tzu is not a company commander anymore
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"Old ghost, give me the machine gun on your body......" On the march, although Zhang Qingshan became a platoon of soldiers, he still had to pay attention to the Red Army's tradition of taking the initiative to help each other. During the march www.biquge.info the pen "Fun", he took the initiative to help the machine gun ghost carry the gun, and said with great interest: "Lao Tzu hasn't touched the machine gun for a long time, and his hands are itching terribly, and he is addicted to the machine gun while walking." ”
Of course, the machine gun ghost knew that this was just Zhang Qingshan's excuse for his own face, but he still couldn't bear to say: "Company commander, my machine gun ......."
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Qingshan, who was smiling and looking at him, glared at him suddenly, and asked viciously, "What do you call me?"
Zhang ...... Brother Zhang. ”
"Yes, that's right. Go, hurry up, don't drag your comrades back. ”
In fact, it really responded to the old saying 'The tiger is not invincible!', not to mention that Zhang Qingshan is still alive and kicking.
After returning to the assault company, Zhang Qingshan himself acted like no one else, and joked with others as before, but the entire assault company was worried, and he was most worried about assigning Zhang Qingshan to his subordinates: After all, he was an old company commander and a former top boss, and he became a small soldier under his own command, who could adapt to it? Even if he did, the question was, did you treat him as a company commander or as a subordinate? As a company commander, don't say that Zhang Qingshan was not happy -- whether he was really unhappy or not, he was absolutely unhappy anyway. But if you dare to treat him as a soldier, let alone the consequences of public anger, that is, if one of them does not provoke Zhang Qingshan to be angry, but instead of putting up a fight with you, just say, "You were fucking selected by Lao Tzu personally and promoted by himself, why, now that you see that Lao Tzu is in trouble, you will put up a stinky shelf with Lao Tzu to play your official authority, right?" What can you do with him? You have to hide your face and run away? To put it bluntly, this is the great god, for God, we still have to respect and stay away.
Therefore, in order to be able to throw this great god into the arms of other squads, everyone has been stalking Hu Yingze a lot. In the end, Wang Wu was unlucky—who told him not to be on the scene, unable to compete with others. Besides, he also made a mistake to accompany Zhang Qingshan to be confined together, and if he didn't take the opportunity to fall into the well, he would still be called a comrade-in-arms?
When Wang Wu suddenly heard this appointment, he didn't come back to his senses for a while, and nodded happily. After waiting for the next second, he thought of the evil consequences in this, and the cold sweat of fright flowed down, but it was already in a boat-irreparable.
And the first thing Zhang Qingshan did when he returned to the assault company was to announce in public: He is not the company commander now, and whoever dares to call him the company commander in the future will slap him in the face and deliberately get along with him. Subsequently, as expected, a few guys were quick to call Zhang Qingshan Company Commander for a while, and they were kicked by Zhang Qingshan several times, including his boss's boss Wang Wu. Everyone discussed it privately and felt that it was most appropriate to call him Brother Zhang.
But there are also people who are exceptions, like those three babies, Zhang Qingshan can't afford to provoke them, for fear of public anger. There is also the old squad leader of the cooking class, this is an old qualification, and there is nothing to do about him. And the honorary squad leader and deputy squad leader of the medical and nursing class, these are all life-saving talents, and in order to suffer less in the future, they can't be provoked. Therefore, these people insisted on calling him Company Commander Zhang, but he could only pinch his nose and admit it.
Zhang Qingshan found that it was not without benefit that he did not become the commander of this company, at least, he was free in the assault company, no! It should be said that he was the king and hegemon, no one dared to care about him, and no one said that 'the leader should be a leader, and he should set an example'.
No, at noon, the troops marched to a place with mountains and rivers at their back, and Hu Yingze in front shouted, "Rest in place, make a fire and cook." Zhang Qingshan immediately picked on. threw the machine gun in his hand to the machine gun ghost who had been following him closely, and walked forward with Zhou Baoyu.
Wang Wu chose a good place to rest: with his back to a big tree, a wide view, and most importantly, the pile of naturally generated weeds under his buttocks was extremely thick, and he knew that it was comfortable to sit at a glance.
As soon as he sat down, he exhaled a long breath, drank the water in the kettle, took out a bag of Lao Sicheng cigarettes, took out a root and lit it, and inhaled it beautifully. ”
When Wang Wu heard this, his first reaction was to be furious: Damn, there are still people in the assault company who dare to talk to Lao Tzu like this? Do you want to turn the sky upside down? It just so happened that the cigarette he was smoking was just about to be spit out, and this breath was forced to be held back, and then it rebounded as if he was about to spit out more, and he coughed so hard that he even choked out tears. The second reaction came to his senses: Listening to this voice, he knew that it was Zhang Qingshan.
"Ahh......h No, it's Brother Zhang...... Ahem!ahem!" Wang Wu immediately became the material for the dog's legs, standing up and giving way while coughing, and flattering Zhang Qingshan coughed and laughed, but that smile was more ugly than crying. It's not just about choking on smoke, there's a bigger reason for that.
He had to be weak-hearted and knew why Zhang Qingshan treated him like this: when he was confined, although most of the gifts from the people who came to visit were cigarettes and alcohol, needless to say, the problem was that there were more cigarettes, but there were more smokers, so Wang Wu saw that Zhang Qingshan was so generous, and he was a little distressed about cigarettes, so he secretly hid two packs of cigarettes - such good cigarettes, even if he could afford to buy them, he was reluctant to buy them, but now they are used as road goods to smoke, which is really a tyrannical thing. This was supposed to be good, but when the two of them came out, Zhang Qingshan said that he wanted to thank everyone for their visit and asked him to take out those packs of cigarettes. Wang Wu felt sorry for Zhang Qingshan's generosity again, so he simply hid a bag in one bite. Zhang Qingshan was dizzy from drinking in the past few days, and he couldn't remember how many packs he had collected for a while, so he just suspected that Wang Wu didn't dare to give it to him, even if he smoked it himself, he had to prevent being discovered by Zhang Qingshan like a thief and settle accounts with him.
Okay now, hit it right.
Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Qingshan's ass sat on the weeds, his eyes were fixed on the cigarette between the index finger and ring finger of Wang Wu's right hand.
Wang Wu was about to smoke, but when he was stared at by Zhang Qingshan, he suddenly felt very uncomfortable. Subconsciously, he was about to put the cigarette behind him, and asked with a dry laugh: "Brother Zhang, what are you always staring at me? I'm not a girl." ”
Zhang Qingshan ignored his words, but stretched out his right hand and hooked his index finger - bring it!
Wang Wu regretted it very much: This pack of cigarettes had just been opened, and there were still nineteen cigarettes that had not been smoked. Next time, we must open the opened cigarettes.
was caught and had to hand it in.
Zhang Qingshan's eyes were really vicious, and after getting this pack of freshly opened cigarettes, he was about to smell it proudly, but suddenly found that Wang Wu's annoying right pocket was still a little bulging, and his face suddenly turned pale, and he continued to stretch out his right hand and continue to hook his index finger - take it all.
"What for?"
Zhang Qingshan didn't answer, sneered and continued to hook his fingers.
Wang Wu wanted to cry without tears and swore viciously while taking out a cigarette: next time, if you are killed, you will not put all the cigarettes in a pocket.
Or say that the desire is unlimited, squeeze the wireless!
After getting one and two, Zhang Qingshan glanced at Wang Wu's pockets, which were indeed a lot shriveled. I was about to laugh, but it suddenly occurred to me: since this guy is so good at hiding, maybe there is still - how do you know if you don't try? Anyway, there is nothing to lose by trying.
So, continue to blacken your face, continue to - hook your fingers.
Wang Wu looked at Zhang Qingshan in a daze for a long time, sighed, and actually took out another pack of Lao Sicheng cigarettes from his left pocket.
Now, Zhang Qingshan is really a little angry: Damn, how much do you have hidden privately? You dared to lie to me and say that it was just a pack, you are playing with me as a fool, right?
So, Zhang Qingshan continued to hook his fingers.
Wang Wu's distressed facial features were about to be twisted together, and when he saw that Zhang Qingshan was still like this, he suddenly became angry and shouted: "Company commander, it's gone, it's really gone." I don't believe you. ”
Zhang Qingshan believed that he was really gone.
"If you are really a girl, hey, hey! I guess we don't need a team for the revolution, as long as we send you to the front, we can scare all the enemies to death. While speaking, Zhang Qingshan threw two packs of unopened cigarettes to him and said with a smile: "If you kid dare to eat alone next time, Lao Tzu will let you not even have a chance to eat alone, you know?"
Wang Wu picked up the cigarette as if he didn't believe it, looked at Zhang Qingshan, and when he heard this, he came back to his senses, quickly put the cigarette away, and his face bloomed with joy: "Don't worry, company commander, I promise I won't dare." ”
Yes, you have to listen to it the other way around. However, Zhang Qingshan didn't care, but after taking out a cigarette and handing it to him, he asked curiously: "By the way, why do you love to hide things so much?"
"Alas!" Wang Wu lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and said slowly: "When I was a child, I was poor and afraid, and I was always hungry, so I developed this habit. ”
After speaking, he smoked silently, seeing that he didn't want to say more, Zhang Qingshan didn't want to ask deeply, after all, the Red Army soldiers were basically born poor, and everyone had secrets that could not be looked back.
The two chatted without saying a word, waiting for the meal to begin. didn't think about it, but Hu Yingze took the initiative to find it.
"Lao Zhang, I'll discuss something with you. ”
Hu Yingze said as he sat down beside Zhang Qingshan.
"Yes!"
Zhang Qingshan popped the cigarette butt with his fingers, then held his head in his hands and leaned towards the tree.
"Four miles ahead is Guanjiabao, and the terrain is ......dangerous," Hu Yingze said as he took out a map from his pocket, spread it among the three of them, and pointed to a place and said: "According to the news from the comrades who reconnoitred in front, there is a reinforced company of the enemy stationed in Guanjiabao, about 150 people, and the firepower is sufficient......
Speaking of this, he felt something, and glanced at Zhang Qingshan suspiciously, but saw Zhang Qingshan's eyes wide, looking directly at the canopy, holding a weed root in his mouth for some time, chewing it for a while. Looking at it, it looks a bit like I'm in a daze. Maybe he felt Hu Yingze pause, and he subconsciously agreed.
Hu Yingze thought that Zhang Qingshan had found something in the canopy, so he couldn't help but look up, but after looking at it for a long time, he didn't find anything, and then looked back at Zhang Qingshan, and found that Zhang Qingshan looked over with a smile, and his anger soared. But now was the time to get down to business, and he had to hold back his anger.
"Lao Zhang, talk about business, don't get distracted. After saying Zhang Qingshan's sentence dissatisfied, Hu Yingze continued to point to the place of Guanjiabao on the map, and said: "You help me with the staff officer, should I take the initiative to take it, or wait for the main force to arrive...... I said, did you listen to me?"
Seeing that Zhang Qingshan didn't look at the crown of the tree this time, he turned over and looked for something under the tree. Hu Yingze finally understood that he was being molested by Zhang Qingshan, and his anger suddenly broke through the second pulse of Ren Du and soared to the top of his head.
roared, jumped up and kicked Zhang Qingshan's ass hard......