Chapter 1296 Tens of thousands of years of online chat
Goudan said that he understood that he didn't want to accept it from the bottom of his heart. That's too much to do, a few phone signals can simulate Xuanyuan Xing, which is terrible.
Chu said yes pitifully, and asked if the phone was not monitored now, right?
Goudan said that it might be very small, and it seems that he doesn't need to report it.
Chu said that he could contact him at any time, and he had to tell Xiang Bei that he would try to get down to business when he called in the future. Don't let the earthlings laugh. Those funny and indecent words can't be talked about.
Chu pities others and doesn't worry, so he worries about Xiang Bei. The dog couldn't spit out ivory. Those words are said to make people laugh when they hear them.
hung up the phone and was about to contact Xiang Bei, but the dog immediately called again. Chu asked him what else was going on?
Goudan said, "Sister-in-law, I have encountered a supernatural event. My brother's Penguin chatted with me and asked me to gather cultural people to write a 30,000-word essay praising girls. He said that he encountered * trouble in the ancient world, and the rivers and lakes rescued him. I didn't take it seriously, because my brother's accounts are all used by my daughter-in-law, I thought Fan Niang was joking with me. After all, you couldn't get on penguins before, and my brother didn't go to the ancient world. But I went back to ask Fan Niang, and he told me that these days, my brother's Penguin always drops automatically and logs in on another computer. I wondered if it had been stolen, and now it was yelling at me all day long, telling me to help, and naming me names. Let me ask you, this has nothing to do with my brother, isn't he looking for someone to trick me on Earth?"
Chu Pixi's mouth opened wide when he heard this: "You said that he can still chat with you online from the ancient world?"
"What ancient world did my brother really go to?"
"Didn't tell you?"
"No, no one said that. What does the ancient world mean?"
"Tens of thousands of years ago. ”
"I'm going, online chatting across tens of thousands of years, it's terrifying. Luckily, I wanted to see what that kid was doing, so I didn't use my brother's phone number to change my password. What do you say, sister-in-law?"
"Did he tell you what his situation is, 30,000 words to praise a woman, only praise me can make up 30,000 words, no other woman can do it. Are you going to surprise my clone over there?"
Chu pity is quite good at thinking, thinking that he is worthy of a 30,000-word long article praise.
The dog said no, the request was to praise a girl named Chu Lianai?
"What the hell does Chu Lianai love?
He said that his power had been exchanged for a city in Beijing, and he urgently needed to let this Chu Lianai help find it back, but he had to praise 30,000 words. ”
"I don't think you need to call cultural people, you should call in psychiatrists. ”
"Sister-in-law, don't be joking, since it's true, tell me how to get it, where will I go to find a literate person for a while? You also know my cultural level, but I don't know a literate person. Ay....... No, my brother sent a message again, sister-in-law, I'll take a look later. ”
Goudan opened his penguin over there and glanced at it, and quickly told Chu pity: "My brother said again, let me ask you for help, you boast all day long, it's no problem to boast about 30,000 words." ”
"I'll go, why don't you ask him why he doesn't call me, can't he make a phone call even if he is online?"
Goudan agreed and turned to ask Xiang Bei. Soon told her that Xiang Bei's phone had long been out of battery, and he had been practicing on the sassafras tree for a long time, and he was hiding in the fire eyeball, stopping to relax and playing with his mobile phone, and even the electricity in the power bank was used up, and he couldn't charge it, and now he was surfing the Internet on the computer. The girl who asked her to write provided him with a computer.
Chu is sorry to be convinced, writing novels without such a big brain. Ran to the ancient world to net. Tell DogDan to contact him later, and go and gather all the civilians in the army himself. Let yourself boast of 30,000 words and be haggard. When it comes to praising women, only men have to do it, and the ancients are better at it than the earthlings.
The ancients did not have mathematics, physics and chemistry, and the exam was to write articles. There's no serious entertainment, it's okay to pick up a girl, I'm best at this, and I'll make up a sentence that I can make do, and he prepared a speech-to-text tool over there, and sent it to Xiang Bei. In this regard, the ancients were better than Baidu, and Xiangbei's side is estimated to be Baidu can't handle it.
The dog said yes, he was on call at any time.
Chu pity hung up the phone and patted his forehead: "God of Yuanfa, why is Xiang Bei's experience stranger than others, please ask the gods to help him." ”
Xiao Li's voice sounded: "Master, it's useless for you to ask Sister Zixin to pray." ”
Chu pity asked when she came?
Xiao Lili handed him a marshmallow: "I'll send this to the master, I made it myself." ”
"Good apprentice, you did a good job, but your Master Xiang is in trouble and needs our help, go find Zhiyun. ”
Chu took pity to pick up the small grains, and the master and apprentice ate the marshmallow and went to find Zhiyun together. Zhiyun is a real cultural person.
It is true that Zhiyun is a cultural person, but until now, he has never hooked up with a little girl, so he was also embarrassed when Chu made this request. But he has a lot of ideas, and told Chu to go to Luo Bai, Luo Bai has the most wives, and the romance of the wind and snow is not less, and in terms of culture, it is not lower than that of civilian officials, which is appropriate.
Chu took pity and said okay, went separately, went to find Luo Bai by herself, and she went to get other literati, especially Tianlong, the military recorder, who saw that he was standing on the red clay slope all day long.
In this way, the demons did not come, but the army was like a great enemy. Boasting about a woman costs 30,000 words, which is more difficult than killing a blood demon. Hundreds of people got together, and several recorders who wrote super fast sorted out everyone's opinions.
There was a strange scene in the red clay slope mountain, and everyone in the army who had a little ink in their stomachs was gathered, and everyone spoke freely together. I don't know, I thought it was at the poetry meeting.
Xiang Bei in the ancient world found all kinds of information from the Internet, but after holding it for a long time, he came out with 3,000 words. I still don't believe my words, but I finally made sense of him today.
Seeing that he stopped writing, the woman who claimed to be Chu Lianai was holding a coffee in her hand, and the small spoon slowly stirred and asked him if he had given up? This is the center of the entire cemetery, and the big bugs and big hedgehogs will not appear, and those who appear can kill him in seconds.
Xiang Bei said no, he just came in so much, how did he become the center. Where did the big bug and the big hedgehog go?
Chu Lianai took a sip of coffee: "I saw that you wrote hard, so I helped you and took you to the center." Where I want to be. ”
"Thanks, thank you very much, so what's at stake here?"
"I don't know, you go out and try it. But be warned, the center is not the most dangerous, the center means half the way. It's too early for you to reach the Father's tomb. ”
"No, I'm not going there, I'm looking for the demon body, the one who threw it in, did you see it?"
"You said the eight-winged duck?"