What is the most urgent thing for me right now?

Is it a mission to save the world?no, no, no, serving as the sect leader is no longer a problem, and I still have enough time to squander it;

No, no, no, 30 million years of skill in the body, tens of thousands of iron fans are loyal to the side, there is a thunder cover on the top, and a rabbit is holding on the bottom, let me do it with whomever I want;

No, no, no, she is pregnant now, and it's good to have a baby in the cold house, but I'm using medicine now, and it's useless to get it back.

That's the matter of Xichun Ji Xiaoman Xiao'e Winter Edge? No, no, no, no, sooner or later... cough cough cough ~~~

What worries me the most now is the Yangchun Heart Sutra.

I can understand the backlash in Yangchun's heart, it can make the third master in the world, Chun Bing'er in charge of the Spring Palace, lose his nature, can make a generation of Tianjiao Shang Ruochun not forget to give up everything in ten years, can make the pure as an elf Xichun give birth to all kinds of scheming, can make Xiao'e who is in a peaceful mood pour me ten bowls of wine in a row!

In addition to these women who are entangled with me, there are nearly 1,000 female disciples in the Spring Hall who have practiced the Yangchun Heart Sutra, and it is just safe and sound.

Let's not worry about the sky, don't think about the long term, and say that the degree of distress of these people around me has made me feel frightened, and if we continue like this, who can guarantee that nothing bad will happen? What should Chun Bing'er do if she loses her mind and turns against the enemy in order to help the unpopular conspiracy? What should we do if Shang Ruochun can't bear to blindly cross the catastrophe and ascend in order to find Zhang Shan? What should I do if Xichun's self-discipline is not strong and her jealousy expands infinitely? What should I do if Xiao'e's fascination deepens and she becomes stronger by force?

I don't want it, I don't want it, I'm no! I want to! I have to relieve the difficulty of the Yangchun Heart Sutra!

I explained to Xiao'e the necessity of lifting the Yangchun Heart Sutra, and then discussed it with her: "I can't do this by myself, and it's not good to tell Xichun directly, so I want you to cooperate with me to do an experiment." ”

In the process of explaining the dangers of the Yangchun Heart Sutra, Xiao'e had already drunk two large bowls of wine, even if she had cultivation to protect her body, but it was no match for Shen Yuan Xianzhuo's strong wine that could walk with the true qi, and at this time the beauty was already drunk and confused, and her face was red.

Xiao'e asked me with a sea bowl that was two circles bigger than her face: "What kind of experiment is my godfather going to do, and what do you need my daughter to do?"

I snatched the bowl down: "You poured this wine for yourself, hold it down and listen to me first!"

Xiao'e grinned, holding her hands behind her back and holding her chest, showing her soul-hooking figure: "I'm obedient." ”

Combined with Liu Chunyuan's experience of scattering his skills to seek children, I had a preliminary idea, and I briefly introduced the theory I conceived to Xiao'e: "I have already consulted the village chief about the nature of the mental method, it affects the mind and consciousness by guiding the true qi attribute of the person who cultivates the truth. ”

Xiao'e was a little drunk and couldn't sit still, shook her body and asked me: "That godfather wants to be like Sanmanrou Erniang, and he also scattered his daughter's eh~~"

Xiao'e's body slipped from the chair unsteadily, I hurriedly stepped forward to help, Xiao'e sneered in my arms, I only felt a traction force coming, and my body involuntarily turned up with Xiao'e, and turned closer and closer to the bed.

I say you calm down.

Xiao'e only smiled and didn't answer.

I said you were calm.

Xiao'e's eyes are like silk.

I sighed in a low voice and said that you forced me.

Xiao'e smiled and asked how.

I shouted at the top of my voice, "Help!!"

Xiao'e hurriedly let go of me, and as soon as we had time to tidy up our clothes, dozens of Dharma Protector disciples broke through the doors and windows and broke in, and quickly formed a protective sword formation around me.

According to the rules of the Protector of the Law, my call for help is the highest instruction, no matter what the occasion, what the environment, or what the decree and precepts restrict, as long as you listen to my call for help, you must protect the Dharma as soon as possible.

Xiao'e was embarrassed, and the wine also woke up a lot, I snorted and laughed, and said to the Dharma protectors: "Stand down, this exercise has a good effect, but the few who just walked through the window need to pay attention, you kicked the window in so vigorously, what if you hit me?

All the Dharma Protector disciples were silent and retreated one after another, and I smiled at Xiao'e: "If you let them see what you just looked like, I see how you, the big girl with yellow flowers, will show up, and how will this Dharma Protector lead the disciples in the future!"

Xiao'e was completely convinced: "My daughter doesn't dare to ......"

"Come and sit down!

Xiao'e sat down again, this time she didn't drink anymore and didn't make any more flattery, she really sat down honestly like a child listening to his father's teachings.

I knew that her mind just now was not on this matter at all, so I said again about the idea of breaking the Fa of Scattered Gong, and when I saw her nodding, I continued to ask: "But I have a concern now, my relative Ji Xiaoman, you have heard of it, it is the one who is like a thief with A Bao." ”

Xiao'e blinked: "That person is clearly Ah Bao, everyone says ......"

"Don't listen to their vernacular, do you believe mine or someone else?"

Xiao'e smiled sweetly: "Believe in Godfather." ”

"Good job. I continued: "The body that Ji Xiaoman is using now is actually Ah Bao's, and she just attached her divine sense to it through secret methods. You don't have to worry about the specific details, just say that with Ji Xiaoman's possession, Ah Bao's original cultivation skills have all disappeared. This can also be done through the Heart-Breaking Mantra, but what worries me is the sequelae of complete dispersion, as the power dissipates, Bao's organ nerves age rapidly, and she is unable to absorb the power I passed on to her through the Heart-Breaking Mantra. ”

Xiao'e frowned and asked, "Could it have something to do with Bao's age?"

I patted my little head and said with a smile: "Speaking of the point, I think so too, now you are the youngest among the people around me, if you don't mention cultivation skills, your body functions are in the best state, so I asked you to cooperate with me in this experiment." ”

Xiao'e clapped her hands and feet: "Okay, okay, my daughter is willing to help my godfather do such a big thing." ”

I sat her down and reminded, "It's easy, but there must be risks, otherwise I wouldn't have to worry about it." But don't worry, I estimate that at your age, the most serious consequence after dispersing the gong is nothing more than not being able to resume cultivation. If there is an accident that really makes your scattered skills unable to recover, the godfather will give you the Yang Dragon Armor and the Dragon King Horn for self-defense, not only will he take care of you in his life, but he will also try to settle you in the next life. ”

I'm telling the truth, if Xiao'e suffers significant damage because of my experiments, I have to make amends to her. In this life, there is no need to talk about me, I have a lot of power in my hands, and it is still a matter of taking care of a godmother daughter. In the next life, it is not a promise of secondary two, and I will get more merit points for her through the relationship of Heavenly Court.

After listening to my words, Xiao'e stayed for a long time, I called her a few times, and she came back to her senses and said to me stupidly: "That daughter deliberately failed, let you take care of it for a lifetime, and then for a lifetime, and then for a lifetime, and then ......for a lifetime."

I was stunned, I just said this to dispel her doubts, but I didn't expect this girl to be stupid again.

I was just about to explain, Xiao'e sneered: "My daughter is joking with you, the Spring Palace is my daughter's hometown, and the mountains are full of affectionate sisters, my godfather cares about the great cause of the Spring Palace, how can my daughter deliberately harm you." If she is unfortunately injured and injured in the line of duty, as a godparent, her daughter is not afraid that her godfather will not come to hurt. ”

I breathed a sigh of relief when she said that, but I still pretended to blame: "Naughty ......"

Xiao'e leaned forward, supported her white cheeks on the table with one hand, and asked me sweetly: "My daughter is willing to take such a big risk, why is my godfather thankful?"

"Oh, I've thought about this a long time ago, and I'll pass on two thousand years of skill to you afterwards to directly help you step into the Sword God realm. After I become the sect leader, I will promote you, and when the time comes, let Xichun be the head of the palace, and you will be the master of Longyang Palace! What's the matter, Dad is not stingy, right?"

Xiao'e grinned: "It's generous and tight, but daughters are not rare." ”

"And what are you rare?"

Xiao'e's sharp chin lightly touched the eight bowls of wine on the table: "I'll follow you when I've drunk it all." ”

Looking at Xiao'e's spring-filled eyebrows, I panicked like a horse in my heart, and I was all chattering about this, why did she still think about this?

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